₦airaland Forum

mtcheew....no be 2day e start.

@OP u dull....most u open a thread 4 dis crap?
go and show ur family if u can marry her...not nairalanders.

R.I.P.....just lost my close fwend too

luluosas: E better say you get all the GSM Sim card than make you stay with one provider by removing your number from say Glo to MTN. I hope say you understand me.

tanks....
the switching wld have been better if it can be done within minutes...bcus dat 90days is 2much....

pls some1 should summarize the story 4 me

laughing in hausa

@OP you fall my hand...after all d gragra u still beg cum pay 5k on top.....

why does d boy side head have a funny shape?

vision2050: nobody foool me but i fooled 5 people with a lie dats is difficult not to believe
*but for work 2morow dem go beat me()

*dancing azonto

y are u dancing azonto here....only 1st to comment are allowed to dance azonto

na vote we dey vote.....but sometimes i dey rig d voting...

@Op u 4got to add he attended d prestigious ST. GREGORY'S COLLEGE IKOYI...

WHO WANTS TO DIE THERE??

vision2050: boyfriend or married last year which one should we believe?? Nike on paro (you be liar)

pls don't open her yansh here again...she haz learnt her lesson 4rm d oda topic dat its not good 2 lie

Where is dat gurl dat lied she dated 4 8yrs and posted anoda tin in anoda topic?? She don run? Make she no go deactivate her account oh cuz no be only her dey d game...90% of nairalanders are fake #FACT#

Br3nd4: Some of us don grow biabia for d relationship dem no wan engage us o!

wen u dey beat boiz or have u 4gotten wat u post in dat naughty tinz u did topic?

jackbauersballs: Nacked the Housegirl...Nacked my older neighbour...tried to nack all the girls at my lesson...

Started smoking egbow at 13.Practically lived in Baba Seun's Gamecenter at PWD ikeja,

Tamo Molue and beg conductor for standing after spending my transport fare.

Sneaking into Pen-Cinema to watch Indian films and dodging the Ticket office guys.

Finally playing Monkey Post on Agege Motor Road(express) during the Sharia reprisals in 2001.

Good times growing up in Agege central. Lol

wen i waz in primary skool i use 2 go 2dat Game center at PWD Ikeja self...until d day d boi dat use 2 pay 4 our game waz brought 2 skool by his parent dat e use 2 steal their money

segzi cres: I jumed out of a moving car after watching jackie chan do the same.............bruised my self all over and liet ha *t i rested o thedoor and it opened.
I drank omo cuz i wanted foams to come out of my mouth............kissed the neighbours daughter after watching a kissing scene ina movie (this is at age 9), i used to hug women with big boobs and smooch them with stlye, would watch older ppl hv sex at nyt.........with ladders and stools. smh

Badt guy...
Only u dey act jackie chan
Only dey dey act nolywood death scene
Only u dey watch porn
Only u dey kiss and press big pple bosom
IN SHORT ONLY U NA BADT GUYSSS
Hope u've changed

mysticgal: abeg what is the meaning of otondo,yes am a learner,although from what i know otondo means mumu.help me out.

ur right...otondo means mumu.
Its also a term dey use 2 address new copers in camp...its also used 4 new recruit soldier...also 4 a ju man

nbright: so the toasting na im be the proposal?.

na so oh...

No time 2 propose oh...na 2 give her belle den she park cum dey live with u...na marriage be dat oh...

Opon Imo.
D Gov is trying oh...
Make dem cut d students warning make dem no go dey sell am oh.

Makurdi is around 40'C - 44'C its just 2 Hot....it hasnt rained here since november last year

If its cool by dem i don't see y anybody should complain.

speedyboi: Eww. This thread is now so gay! I'm out.

Go.at
u look like a GAY. Putting on Ear Rings, Carrying a Puppy like Gay's do....Ewww...I'm out.

Now i know we have dull people on nairaland...

A gay is suppose 2 be a male attracted 2 a male...

How does putting ur hand in ur boxers make u a Gay?? FOooOOLS

just putting ur hand in ur boxers...NOT EVEN STROKING.

Wisdytech: lol! Even in FR3E TOWN, there is no FREE BROW$ING

my broda there is oh.

360command: people can put fake cheat wey no dey work or dem like to prolong matter by saying call me, email me or pay 3k or send me recharge before they r able to display the cheat

those days dey do post d cheat...latter on any cheat posted on nairaland wld get bloked under 2days cuz d cheat wld spread all over d country

Nigerians and be prayerful wat have prayer got 2 do with being a stammerer....just work on ur speech. And its sure gonna count on u in a marketing firm, broadcasting firm...anywhere u do more of talking.

It all depends on d type of job ur looking for...but it shldnt count against u in engineering.

~Bluetooth:
This is the only time you are useful to and on Nairaland instead of working as an agent of destruction for Jonathan.well who wants to end up as a chemist when there are juicy offers at the presidential villa. . . . . .

Btw why did Nigeria account for so much deaths from malaria abi your oga at the top doesn't budget for malaria treatment ?

must u quote everything?

Sincere 9gerian: Malaria is bought curable and preventable. May be I should even add it to the facts.

but ur post said treatable and preventable...not curable

She like wearing my boxers wen at home & i don't like it cuz d elastic waist band are slacking