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my own experience first year in Uni(2013 those period when students no too care about money) I was a certified gentleman , sweet talk and gentleman things like open the door for her , flattery some were true some were lies and the goal was to get in there pants and it worked problem was maintaining a relationship Nigerian WOMEN don't like cool guys they misbehave and I learned that the hard way they love IRON HAND (not beating her o abeg) especially stubborn girls they will control you if you don't control them. a babe I met then will give me her hand bag and ask me to drop it inside my room in front of my friends o(I go pick race go drop am because of madddd Mouth Gig and sex) soon she was asking me to wash rice etc that was when my sense started coming, the other one said what's the worse you will do , highest thing is you will leave and go back to your place.
Omo when I realize say werey dey me wey I dey hide smoke for babe before once I don enter am I go commot my kush jar first wrap my kush for your presence( so Michael you smoke "for some reason girls fear guys who smoke dunno why". Nowadays ogbeni if you shakara or you misbehave if I say sit down there if you stand up problem for you!
My Tip if you get babe wey dey misbehave or you can't control, anytime she misbehave Para instantly scatter that place(don't beat her o pls just demor well well), if she challenge you and says you should do your worst if she's at your place send her out push her outside fling her stupid bag out(I hate nonsense) if you're at her place smash her stupid phone(only if you can afford a better one pls cus u must replace it with something better if you value her). Let her feel like you're not mentally okay and u don't tolerate shit(meanwhile you be softie o). Let her feel you have anger problem and if she won't respect you she will fear you.
Don't be scared to use "You're very very stupid". "If dey born your papa well go to that birthday party ����. eventually she go know say nah mouth you get and you won't touch her but she will also remember say Para dey head and anyting can happen

PLS AND PLS ONLY FOR RUDE AND STUBBORN WOMEN YOU INTEND TO ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME WOMEN ARE NATURALLY PLEASANT CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ALSO SUBMISSIVE.
NEVER BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE EVEN IF SHE PROVOKES YOU THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO ACTUALLY MAKE HER FEEL REMORSE.

Women like bad boys someone that can control them either with his money,his behavior or social status. It adds flavor to the relationship and doesn't make them bored of the relationship.

Jewingle:
thanks a lot for this. Really appreciate. I’m planning towards moving by the end of this year. I just need to save a significant amount of money

My guy throw that 3rd class away that 3M add 1m to it and go to Germany and study your Engineering guy man you're 27 and honestly still a young man forget those people saying your future is this or that you didn't plan well. Education is free in Germany even for international students and as an engineer them go rush you cus engineers are really sorted after there even the 4m is for your living expense(you will spend it there) at least cus you must show the embassy you can pay rent and feed yourself for at least a year. Your own is even good you have mommy that have money that you're waiting for to give you 3m. I am also the only child of my parents and my dad died when I was 13 years old so I know what you mean by controlling and over protective she loves you and you are her WHOLE world trust me. you just have to show her you are a man and can handle yourself(don't be rude or aggressive) make sensible decisions that's what worked for me. I dropped out from open university in my FINAL year and I am planning to start again from 100L abroad and guess what I don't have 10,000 naira in my account no Job sebi you still have 1m Bitcoin which you got from a woman(your mum) who loaned you 300k. I also invested in Bitcoin 2017 when it was 8,000 and sold when it was 19k plus big profit nah that money I use build bungalow for my mama and that is where we are living today, we were living in room and parlor before she can go hungry for days to give me what I want we were not rich but growing she tried to give me what I want, My mama no use browsing phone before but when my mate dey buy blackberry she used over 70% of her salary to buy me that blackberry Tour wey I use. You should be very grateful for your mother i know I am and even till today she is still showing signs of over protectiveness(she still fight my fiance yesterday cus the babe dey talk to me anyhow) but it is Love my brother the greatest love ever. even if I no get shingba for my pocket now tomorrow go better cus God dey and we dey push dey husle God go help us so better think twice bro and treat that woman like a goddess.
Use your brain oga you no be pikin again cancel the stupid PH wey u wan go , work u no get there wetin u wan do there cost of living in pH is even more than Lagos. your own better now

Jewingle:
Morning all, I will go straight to the point pls. Pls pardon any grammatical error thanks

I have a cousin sister that’s suffering from leg problem for the past 3 years. I don’t know if this athritis because I have researched online and what she’s passing through is pointing to athritis but I still can’t figure it out because it’s worse than what I’m seeing. (She’s from ogoni)

A brief summary of her: she’s currently 23 years old and this sickness started when she was 20. I wasn’t aware all this while but from what she told me, before this problem started she stepped on something and felt a very sharp pain and hotness in her right foot. That moment she couldn’t walk until they called a traditionalist that massaged it and gave her herbs too before she was fine. He later said it was poison she matched.

Not until midnight again she started having serious pains and General body hotness. They tried the man’s number again but he wasn’t picking up and immediately they rushed her to church. After some prayers it reduced a bit but wasn’t over yet. They called back the man again in the morning but he got angry why they took her to somewhere else so he neever came. So they brought another man that worked on the leg for a while and she was better

After a year, the leg problem started again. And this time it got worse. She can’t open her legs. (Thighs) Anytime she trieds to do it the pains is always unbearable. And also have severe pains in both knees. She can’t walk properly without pains. ( she bends while walking like someone with some kind of deformity? As a matter of fact if she tries walking the knee is giving a loud sound like they are using hammer to hit it. This has been going on for the past 3 years and considering how young she is I feel really terrible about it.

She has been on several kinds of drugs and injections and calcium supplements. The pains reduces but always come back. The knee cracking is always there and it’s very loud. I have done Xray on the leg and the result reads her both knees are normal.

I got a man that’s good in massaging to massage her. I had so much confidence in him because when my mom broke her leg he was the one that fixed it. He assured me she would walk after he works on her. he believes it’s because it’s been threee years that’s why the knees are cracking and also why she couldn’t widen her legs. According to him the nerves are stiff. He massaged her for a month and some weeks. The the massage helped in controlling the pains a bit but she still can’t live without drugs. The knees are still cracking, still couldn’t open the legs wide apart. The man is even tired now and now believing it’s not ordinary.

Currently, I’m planning on her going native way(spiritual way) for them to find out if it’s something or someone behind this because a lot of money has been wasted regarding this with no solution
Pls good people of Nairaland, doctors and traditionalists. We need a solution for this as this just can’t be her fate because she’s too young. 3 years wasted already. This gets me worried over and over again and the emotional and psychological traumas she goes through everyday is just something I can’t explain.
Modified:
1 want to thank everyone for your contributions and advice and also use this moment to appeal to anyone that’s willing to help. I just want to see her get back to her feet because 3 years is wasted already. Sometimes I blame the mother for not taking her to the hospital but what do I know. She can’t even afford three quaremeal talk more hospital bills.

The father is married to somone else and don’t even care about her. I’m just trying to help out of pity. Her situation is pathetic and she can’t continue to live this way. If I don’t even do anything then I’m afraid this could be her fate because everyone is neglecting her. Who do you blame even when everyone around u is poor and you live in the village. The load now is just on me and I feel really bad I can’t do much to help her but the same time it hurts me she has to live this way until a help comes. I know how much I have spent on drugs and supplements not including the amount I paid for the massage because I never thought it was this serious. Only felt it was a dislocated bone or so.

So pls guys I know it’s difficult trying to help a stranger talk more someone from a faceless forum. Anyone reading this and willing to help just comment. Thank you

Jewingle I feel it's a nerve damage problem possibly when she stepped on the object it might have damaged a sensory nerve, nerves send message to the brain that Is why there is no swelling in her leg and explains the burning pain, Massage will provide temporary relief. nothing is physically wrong with the body(thighs etc) but the damaged nerve is sending a false message to the brain and the brains responds with the pain she is feeling but there is no stimuli , the loud sound her knee is making is actually normal it will make a popping sound all joints make popping sound some louder than the other expecially you're not moving it everytime(Try cracking your knuckles that thing we do to impress kids kpra kpra sound). Unfortunately once a nerve is doing skor skor it cannot be repaired but instead the surgeons will kill it off so she won't feel unnecessary pain.
Trying reading this articles I may very well be wrong but check them out.

https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/burning-feet-causes-treatments

https://www.summitmedicalgroup.com/library/adult_health/sha_neuropathic_pain/

https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/guide/meralgia-paresthetica

olamoses75:
swap your iPhone with tecno w5 and add little cash but little crack on the touch which didn't affect it's a call or whatsapp 07067004037

Oga I no get money to add�.

humblesteve:
Bros, that phone is locked. iCloud looked baba

iPhone 5s locked available o!

Jewingle:
Morning all, I will go straight to the point pls. Pls pardon any grammatical error thanks

I have a cousin sister that’s suffering from leg problem for the past 3 years. I don’t know if this athritis because I have researched online and what she’s passing through is pointing to athritis but I still can’t figure it out because it’s worse than what I’m seeing. (She’s from ogoni)

A brief summary of her: she’s currently 23 years old and this sickness started when she was 20. I wasn’t aware all this while but from what she told me, before this problem started she stepped on something and felt a very sharp pain and hotness in her right foot. That moment she couldn’t walk until they called a traditionalist that massaged it and gave her herbs too before she was fine. He later said it was poison she matched.

Not until midnight again she started having serious pains and General body hotness. They tried the man’s number again but he wasn’t picking up and immediately they rushed her to church. After some prayers it reduced a bit but wasn’t over yet. They called back the man again in the morning but he got angry why they took her to somewhere else so he neever came. So they brought another man that worked on the leg for a while and she was better

After a year, the leg problem started again. And this time it got worse. She can’t open her legs. (Thighs) Anytime she trieds to do it the pains is always unbearable. And also have severe pains in both knees. She can’t walk properly without pains. ( she bends while walking like someone with some kind of deformity? As a matter of fact if she tries walking the knee is giving a loud sound like they are using hammer to hit it. This has been going on for the past 3 years and considering how young she is I feel really terrible about it.

She has been on several kinds of drugs and injections and calcium supplements. The pains reduces but always come back. The knee cracking is always there and it’s very loud. I have done Xray on the leg and the result reads her both knees are normal.

I got a man that’s good in massaging to massage her. I had so much confidence in him because when my mom broke her leg he was the one that fixed it. He assured me she would walk after he works on her. he believes it’s because it’s been threee years that’s why the knees are cracking and also why she couldn’t widen her legs. According to him the nerves are stiff. He massaged her for a month and some weeks. The the massage helped in controlling the pains a bit but she still can’t live without drugs. The knees are still cracking, still couldn’t open the legs wide apart. The man is even tired now and now believing it’s not ordinary.

Currently, I’m planning on her going native way(spiritual way) for them to find out if it’s something or someone behind this because a lot of money has been wasted regarding this with no solution
Pls good people of Nairaland, doctors and traditionalists. We need a solution for this as this just can’t be her fate because she’s too young. 3 years wasted already. This gets me worried over and over again and the emotional and psychological traumas she goes through everyday is just something I can’t explain.
Modified:
1 want to thank everyone for your contributions and advice and also use this moment to appeal to anyone that’s willing to help. I just want to see her get back to her feet because 3 years is wasted already. Sometimes I blame the mother for not taking her to the hospital but what do I know. She can’t even afford three quaremeal talk more hospital bills.

The father is married to somone else and don’t even care about her. I’m just trying to help out of pity. Her situation is pathetic and she can’t continue to live this way. If I don’t even do anything then I’m afraid this could be her fate because everyone is neglecting her. Who do you blame even when everyone around u is poor and you live in the village. The load now is just on me and I feel really bad I can’t do much to help her but the same time it hurts me she has to live this way until a help comes. I know how much I have spent on drugs and supplements not including the amount I paid for the massage because I never thought it was this serious. Only felt it was a dislocated bone or so.

So pls guys I know it’s difficult trying to help a stranger talk more someone from a faceless forum. Anyone reading this and willing to help just comment. Thank you

Ignorance is the problem here does your cousin know that she has Dominion over every principality and power even over any kind of medical condition (be it medical or spiritual) I can say that she should listen to Oyedepo sermons and regurgitate her spirit, his teaching will lead her to self discovery and help her know who and what she truly is! Peter was bitten by a deadly snake hidden in a wood he picked up and what happened he shaked it off like a fly! (No be only Jesus Christ dey do miracle) who knows maybe God wants her to try every option and eventually realise that he is the way and she just needs to open the door to her heart and let him in. Pastors and prophets are men but God never shares his glory with anyone.

PattyMike:
Omo I can't o ,I just dump am for my trolley as time never dey to carry d phone go Ikeja. I dey fear my area engineers especially since nah software issue.

I download the latest IOS folder (about 3gb size) keep for my tablet so if I don get PC I go just update am myself via iTunes. I did it last year with iPhone 5 not 5s but that one nah iPhone disabled my baby� press wrong password until the iPhone disable. But I don't know Sha any ideas?

humblesteve:
Can you still do anything on the phone now?

Omo I can't o ,I just dump am for my trolley as time never dey to carry d phone go Ikeja. I dey fear my area engineers especially since nah software issue.

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humblesteve:
Your iPhone is locked sir.

Ehn en but no be that iCloud lock thing? cus I used for like two months I always getting notifications to update my IOS I no even bother. one day I plug charger say make e boost o from battery empty e first show red screen come show connect to iTunes after I hold the home button and power button.

akeensbussy:
5k for the S5

Only if you're in lag bro!

I have a samsung S5 bad screen but everything else working and iPhone 5s silver 16gb sent to me just this year June o by my Aunt in Canada. you'll update the IOS with iTunes on laptop, I no even know as I take do am it says connect to iTunes! (Make me an offer! as for the iPhone preferably a swap with another phone) as long as the phone is working or has a fault I can cope with , Honesty is important thanks!

Swap with iPhone 5s? you'll update the IOS with iTunes on laptop.

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Novation:
Reports has it that some of AD-HOC STAFF who are due to work in the 2019 presidential elections have to sleep outside without protection and proper accommodation.

Pls Nigerians should stop being dramatic, these people are not working for free they're getting paid for work all these sleeping outside is eye service , if u sleep outside e hungry u sleep outside ni......I wonder if you can ask your boss at office to provide accommodation for an office assignment plus feeding(you obviously have another work elsewhere). In USA people volunteer for this kind of things for free. if they were volunteering for free ehn ehn..
they can't say there is no motel around there to sleep overnight, Mehn Bleep all this drama!!! Is it free? won't dey give you money? is it not because of the money you're there. Awoof kill us for this country.

ImFortress:
I'm sorry ma, but the lines go off from 11:30pm and comes online 7am.
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