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Politics / Re: Anambra State Govt To Jump-start The Onitsha Inland Port by paulibling(m): 10:36pm On Dec 19, 2016
AZeD1:

What has the airports in Enugu, Imo, Port Harcourt, Kano, Oyo, Benin done to help their various economies?

Airports don't bring developments, developments bring airport.

Bia NWA onye mpkuke rapunu ndi Anambra aka.

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Politics / Re: Anambra State Govt To Jump-start The Onitsha Inland Port by paulibling(m): 10:33pm On Dec 19, 2016
AZeD1:
Please no airport, there's one at Enugu, there's another one in IMO... Use that money for something else (Fix the roads, railway anything but an airport.)


From that umuleri to my house at federal housing onitsha is less than 30 mins and you don't want me to be coming home from France with this your yarn. Don't you know the distance of Onitsha from enugu or owerri. You did not even talk of asaba that is near but my own is my own. So we need our own.
You are wike with d in front.

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Investment / Re: Chuddy Ugorji Got New SUV From MMM Guiders As Wedding Gift by paulibling(m): 11:01pm On Dec 17, 2016
handsam:
Lol. Lets conduct a test of faith. cheesy

If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."

If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share".

420 MMM subscribers against 194 non-subscribers. Hmmm.

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Properties / Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Empty The Septic Tank? Landlord Or Tenant? by paulibling(m): 12:13am On Dec 15, 2016
lekankolade:
KNOW YOUR RIGHT


In every lease, there is an implied warranty of habitability which requires the landlord to maintain the premises in a habitable condition by complying with local and state housing codes. When there is a breach of the implied warranty of habitability, the tenant notifies the landlord and the landlord is required to respond within a reasonable time by making the necessary repairs. When the landlord fails to respond within a reasonable time by making the necessary repairs, the tenant has the following options: The tenant can make the repairs and deduct the cost from the rent or the tenant can move out and terminate the obligation to pay rent for the balance of the term of the lease or if the tenant stays on the premises, the tenant can withhold rent and defend against eviction. Another alternative is for the tenant to sue the landlord for breach of the implied warranty of habitability. The septic tank backing up is a health and safety issue and therefore constitutes a breach of the implied warranty of habitability. It would also be advisable to contact the local housing code inspector who can pursue enforcement of the housing code and require the landlord to repair/replace the septic tank.

If you are lawyer I will strip you the right now. Which kaind place you go read your own law. Abeg pack well.
You will also encourage gullible people to dump their refuse outside their door and wait for the landlord to pack it out for them.
You will also tell them that the landlord will pay their nepa bill, feed them morning afternoon. And night.

Respect yourself here and don't deceive people here.
Small time naa you go tell them Na landlord go clean their nyash when they shit finish. And them go carry uncleaned they waka upandan waiting for the landlord to clean am for them.
Career / Re: Fg Increases Salary Of Workers Next Year. by paulibling(m): 5:28am On Dec 14, 2016
sarrki:
God Bless you Muhammadu Buhari

God bless Nigeria

I believe Ngige.
Investment / Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by paulibling(m): 5:25am On Dec 14, 2016
fkdmods:


I am not crying. Just pointing out how s.tupid you obviously are. A normal human being should know the difference between a ponzi get rich quick scheme and an investment. Hope you know the difference now. cool

They have enough money indeed. Mutula oblangata. It means you have been scammed.
Investment / Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by paulibling(m): 5:21am On Dec 14, 2016
wizzakosh:
stop lying to please urself.

I wish they are telling you the truth on the January drive. But deep down inside of me I do not believe them. I even do profit clicking join. My heart died the day I realized and accepted that I gave been scammed.

The way I deceived myself for the good years of my life that 2pac was alive but later after more than 18 years I accepted the truth mourned him and moved on.
Accept ur fate of greed.

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Investment / Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by paulibling(m): 8:54pm On Dec 13, 2016
israelboy1:
what's wrong with most people....can't the media just leave the participants to dance to the tune?

..and, others should face their daily business....the trending news..flooding everywhere is how a platform was placed on pause mode...

smiles, there is more to life..than posting unnecessary issue

Walahi you are pained. One guy that will wed in two weeks time carry him money go put for mmm so it then means that the wedding go wait till january.

One go pay house rent this December go carry the rent put for mmm Na him and landlord go put leg for one trouser where be say he lost his job last two months and the one he put there Na the savings wey him get.

Other useless news Na wetin u want for media but the one wey we tell you and you insulted us you no wan see am.

I have put my money on scams like this in 2012 and I learned my lessons. Na I'm make me dey look people wen them dey do this I advised them to remove their capital n continue with profit I got insult.

If they think their money will come out they joking.

Go to google and read ponzi scheme again.

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Celebrities / Re: Another Woman In Davido’s Life Is Pregnant (photos) by paulibling(m): 11:49pm On Dec 12, 2016
DSS and EFCC will not see this one ni.

This topic corruption is unacceptable. The op must be a staff of Nigerian newspaper. shocked
Sports / Re: Mercy Akide-Udoh: "My Kids Will Never Play For Nigeria” by paulibling(m): 5:28pm On Dec 11, 2016
Deejacy2:
The Problem is that the Females play Better than the Males, but Nigeria ends up paying thr males more. I can feel her pain

Why do insecure females always bring gender issues in places where it should not.
Even the successful female player made not such comment.

When something bad happens condemn it and not drag it into another thing.

You people were told that this govt will not carry women along and what did you do nothing rather talked about how correct nepa bill is. Ngwa nu osu.

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Phones / Re: Which Mobile Phone Do You Have? by paulibling(m): 7:35pm On Dec 10, 2016
Nokia Lumia 830.

I love the fone. I upgraded to windows 10 mobile.
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Phone Do You Have? by paulibling(m): 7:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
lovely17:
Innjoo sad

Innjoo is a fake low quality phone. I got max 3 on black Friday for NGN 29950 and when the thing arrived I was so disappointed that I had to sell it for 35k. Even infinix hot 4 lite I got for my wife is far too superior.
Politics / Re: "INEC Officials Caught In Opobo Writing Results For APC"- UnitedRiversReporters by paulibling(m): 4:03pm On Dec 10, 2016
Benikuuse:
Hahahaahaha There Is Nothing I Will Believe In Rivers State Against APC. Because someone was arested earlier for printing ballot papers, APC asked wike to purnish him if the guy is truely employed by apc, where is the guy now? He was not punished because pdp tried to frame up APC. A police officer was caught wike roar and did nothing because he did it just to frame APC

So Wike Na the law that tries offenders. Go and buy sense Na cos I cant give from my own.
Health / Re: My Wife Has A Lump In Her Breast by paulibling(m): 12:40am On Dec 09, 2016
thePretender:
Oga Consult a gynaecologist..

What exactly dyu hope to get coming here were plumber go dey for doctor..I pity you

Bia enyia i selu akwukwo nsi.

Wetin concern gynecologist and lump on the chest. Thank God for this plumber.

Make I helep you; na oncologist get the business.
Next time use Google if u no shabi chomthing.
Crime / Re: Man Breaks Police Inspector’s Jaw At Station by paulibling(m): 12:24pm On Dec 07, 2016
Chike na guy man. So na to enter prison go dey chop free beans because of recession na I'm be your plan.
Okay na make i gym small go do my own be that. But I am confused because I no know for which cell them go feed me pass whether na for dss or efcc or army or navy or air force or civil defense or vio or boy scout or fire service or girls guilde or ....i no go try police whether static or mobile.
Romance / Re: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by paulibling(m): 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2016
See your name, SEXTEMI. Now tell me why you will not only attract Randy boys. Even your friends as you mentioned are of same feather as you. Apply yourself to gainful things and you will see made responsible men not boys kneel before you beg for marriage.

Aspire to be great like likes of okonjo iweala them. Not talking of fornication here. Children of uwa mmebi.

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Business / Re: Customs Seizes Jollof Rice, Ogbono And Egusi Soup Imported From India by paulibling(m): 3:02am On Dec 06, 2016
Na because Una like foreign things naa. Innosson do motor Una say e no good say na imported Una want. Aba do shoe, sow cloth, copy imported do Una no gree. Soteey Osho look all the women for bini go import one. Na I'm some come reason say make them give fast food a run with their business with sharp food na I'm custom carry their winch come.

Fast food vs sharp food things
Properties / Re: See What Traders Are Doing With Former Akpaka Forest Reserve Onitsha by paulibling(m): 2:44am On Dec 06, 2016
lacasera14:
don't get carried away by excitement and spill out of ignorance. have you been to Lagos before?

Bros I live in abj. You need to be there. Go for tourism there if you like castles and structures. Lekki, Maitama and asokoro are learning.
@op did not even snap the better houses. I think he/she posted pics of developing areas.
Properties / Re: See What Traders Are Doing With Former Akpaka Forest Reserve Onitsha by paulibling(m): 2:35am On Dec 06, 2016
chiefobdk:


mud slide? ve u even been thr to kno the topography ,dat place is rocky lignite contains iron so landslide? no way

Calm down sy or ab chiefoo. The buffer zone there is in tact.
Ife eji kwonu Onicha Erika.

NB: This reply is for one animal you told about topography.
Properties / Re: See What Traders Are Doing With Former Akpaka Forest Reserve Onitsha by paulibling(m): 2:31am On Dec 06, 2016
Kennydoc:


If it's by the bank of River Niger, then it's flood prone. I haven't forgotten the 2012 incident that took over almost the whole of Ogbaru and most of Anambra West with parts of Anambra East LGAs.
Were there people living at this forest reserve by 2012? So how are you sure the place wasn't flooded then?

Don't tell me my home town (otu okwoodu). Now I confirm what is happening here in nairaland. People shook mouth in what they don't know.
The forest reserve is now abode for kings. Not meant for the poor.
Ogbaru is so many km away from onitsha and ogbaru is riverine area. Onitsha is damn high on the sea level. If it floods in onitsha then be rest assured that the whole of Lagos is already submerged in water. Then you can see that the whole Lagos cannot be submerged so is no one part of Onicha ado n'idu can flood. Ife eji Abu Onicha Erika.

I will advice you from today do not be quick to comment on issue you read somewhere or heard someone say. It will help your integrity.
The advice is free.

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Properties / Re: See What Traders Are Doing With Former Akpaka Forest Reserve Onitsha by paulibling(m): 12:23pm On Dec 05, 2016
Kennydoc:
Are my people too dumb to realise that this is a flood prone area? Tụfịakwa!

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THERE WAS FLOOD IN ONITSHA. ONLY COMMENT WHAT YOU KNOW KID.
Properties / Re: See What Traders Are Doing With Former Akpaka Forest Reserve Onitsha by paulibling(m): 12:20pm On Dec 05, 2016
Esseite:
Your post is not about the forest.... it the usual boasting that comes with some ibos...

You should have emphasized about the lost forest and not buildings... other states have that also in their own measures..

Empty barrel make the most noise..
The owner of this structures are level headed individuals but you who dont own any is trying to start a tribal war ..

Cant we just give peace a chance.

DEMON OF JEALOUSY AND POVERTY SPOTTED.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Commends Gambian President, Jammeh, For Conceding Defeat by paulibling(m): 9:58am On Dec 03, 2016
SillyMods:
This ineffectual buffoon and his minions will not cease to amuse me.

You lost election despite known attempts at rigging the outcome. You knew you had no choice else you become another Gbagbo or Samuel Doe. So, you had no choice to concede the election you lost.

Besides, you're not the first person to concede a lost election as a sitting president even in Africa. That honor goes to Aden Abdullahi of Somalia who first conceded in 1967. Many others such as Kenneth Kaunda (1991), Wade of senegal (2012) conceded before the Otuoke useless man too.

grin

If your life is meaningful you wouldn't have posted this. But if you're a teenager I can excuse your ignorance but a lot of teenagers of now are wiser than this. Ndo ooo.

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Career / Re: FG Slashes November Salaries, Civil Servants Cry Out by paulibling(m): 12:58am On Dec 02, 2016
justscorchone:
We need a revolution angry

You and who? Better count me out. Now we have baba. This change is good for me ooo.

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Sports / Re: Funeral: Coffins Of The Brazilian Footballers Who Died In Plane Crash by paulibling(m): 12:37am On Dec 02, 2016
This is the power of DNA fingerprinting. Nigeria you see your life. Invest in science and technology mba I no gree. Na to carry DNA samples dey go abroad for analysis na im my country sabi. See how they identified them neat.

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Keep Slapping Guys In My Dreams? (Dream Interpretation) by paulibling(m): 12:30am On Dec 02, 2016
Please don't slap an army general in front of their barrack. It seems slappingties is loading.
Religion / Re: There Are No Such Things As Witches And Wizards; It's Just A Psychiatric Issue by paulibling(m): 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2016
Now lemme tutor you just small ako na Uche.

God gave man ability to do science but reserved some for his glory. Now if God has given man such gift, going to a doctor for cure is not bad but when the doctor applies what he knows and to no avail that is when you know that it is over to God.

For example, if you have malaria and it is diagnostically confirmed that it is malaria and the doctor gives you malaria drug and the symptoms refuse going and other analyses done shows that you are fine but yet dying common sense suppose to tell you that the malaria na God go heal am or death will patronise you.

Always pray for God's mercy.
Religion / Re: There Are No Such Things As Witches And Wizards; It's Just A Psychiatric Issue by paulibling(m): 11:21pm On Nov 28, 2016
Are you posting this from intense ward in yaba by the other side?

Go to sango river or any shrine in Yoruba land and defecate or desecrate there without authority from Jehovah then you will know that the psychosis in your head na small one.

Do not let science deceive you. Even the scientists knows that the difficulty in their quest lies in the supernatural.
I wish you quick recovery shaa
Business / Re: Was Black Friday Worth All The Hype? by paulibling(m): 2:18pm On Nov 27, 2016
I was thinking it was a scam until 25th morning when I got to the office and put my computer and logged on to jumia and signed in and guess what?

I bought innjoo max 3 for 29,990.

Later I bought two gold watch of about 26k sth in jumia and 33k in payporte for 8k each.

But I was carried away with just and forgot flash sales scheduled for 5pm, then when I came back I slept off and missed the rest.

Meanwhile b4 black Friday I got Nokia Lumia 830 from yudala for 35k which the phone is full 4G LTE. That is it can function on any network.
This is my black Friday experience. I will be better next year.
Politics / Re: We Won’t Allow You Quit Active Politics yet, Jonathan Tells Anenih by paulibling(m): 1:51pm On Nov 27, 2016
maximunimpact:
Great score from Oshiomole.... who is next in line from Edo to retire? Oshio tamed them all and the ones thinking they got anything left in them will exit from grace like Mimiko will relinquish power in shame! If no one rise to tame Delta State cabals, i have no choice but to do it myself

in other news:

TBJoshua saw election results in far away America but didn't see winner of Ondo, his home state! #OndoDecides

What has the prophet of the living God got to do with this post? Repent now and correct the maximum in your impact.
Career / Re: Where Can A Zoologist Or Parasitologist Work In Nigeria?(HELP) by paulibling(m): 1:35pm On Nov 27, 2016
knarphie1:

HI fellow colleague. I would love to have a conversation with you. Thanks in anticipation
I am game. Send me your contact.
Politics / Re: Ondo Governorship Election Results Update From Polling Units - Vanguard by paulibling(m): 1:45am On Nov 27, 2016
Abimloaded:
#OndoDecides
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Another death blow to our wailing friends. I know i promised not to stoke the embers of grief for our wailing friends but you see, its hard, if not impossible. It's like PDP promising not to loot funds if voted into power.
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Thing is, it's now glaring that elections aren't won on Facebook but at the polling booths. And i make bold to say this, that the fact that PDP even got the little votes they got is largely due to the recession we're in, with some people voting based on feelings which is understandable. The good news is, unlike before, most people now know better. They know why we are in recession and no amount of cheap blackmail by the opposition and their cohorts will derail the mind, decision and will of the people. We are on a reset/system recovery process which is "Darkness and then light".
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There maybe hardship now but majority of the people trust PMB and that's a valuable quality the previous administration lacked, 'TRUST'. Trust is what sets an original above a close-substitute or fake, despite whatever challenge. So if you like wail your lungs out on FB, twist whatever news narrative to suit your wailing rhythm and satiate your wailing appetite, that's your funeral. The most pertinent and salient question you ought to be asking yourself is, if PMB is still winning states during recession, now imagine what will happen when we are out of recession. And if there is anyone still hoping and thinking that this recession will last till 2019 then that person must be high on Sapele weed.
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Meanwhile, how is the eye, Wailers? #Anambra is loading... More black eyes to come!

Where can I get sapele weed? And how high the thing highs?

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