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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Olakunle Churchill, Ex-husband Again! by paulibling(m): 7:18pm On Mar 08, 2019
Men has been doing all you listed since time immemorial. Now you have become a feminist how come doing them still dey pain you. You women should think well the proper definition of feminism cos all the women around me don finish me with wayo. If na to chop dem go feminize everything, if na to work them go remind you that they are the weaker sex come keep face like puppy. Idiot me go do all the work cos I know that feminism na devil handwork. God will forgive them Shaa.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Armed Robbery - A Day After Reporting Robbers To Police. Photo by paulibling(m): 7:10pm On Mar 08, 2019
Am I the only one noticing this female lawyer right hand coat? �
Politics / Re: APC Considers North For Senate President, South For Speaker by paulibling(m): 7:07pm On Mar 07, 2019
If you are here shouting Upandan about politics and you still broke sorry for you. Hustle hard ooo. Mmunwa analigo. Just support the govt for policies that will better you and your family. If you are bitter just go and contest and win. I be omo Ibo. I served in ogun state, schooled and worked in jos come get property there, lived in Abuja come get property there, lived in Osogbo come get property there, live in the east come get another house here. Have friends across tribes. I have come to realize that the lazy youths play the tribal card but real fellas like me and my friends in other tribes ball hard.
Politics / Re: Court Orders INEC To Allow PDP, Atiku Access All Electoral Materials by paulibling(m): 6:40pm On Mar 06, 2019
I don buy this land. Seun gimme my c of o Biko.
Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by paulibling(m): 9:44pm On Feb 18, 2018
grin just cut your hair golimapa and turn to a monk. Like that you will dedicate yourself to prayer cos
Family / Re: Husband Catches His Wife & Lover Having Sex In Zimbabwe by paulibling(m): 7:02am On Feb 18, 2018
Silentscreamer:
Some men are no different frm he-goats... Sleeping with another man's wife instead to go find urs.

Women and hypocrisy are like butter and bread. See how she just twisted the news without mincing a word on the evil the married woman committed.
Marriage is like obtaining a certificate of self control. And if you can't exercise it why then obtaining it.
The he goat is a confirmed one cos he did not have any certificate of self control.
So learn to condemn a wrong a woman committed without casting aspersions to men.
If you must apportion blame balance it.
Religion / Re: Sex All Night And Then Church On Sunday Morning by paulibling(m): 6:10am On Feb 18, 2018
I will only give a real life narrative.
There is this guy that does exactly what the op posted. With impunity. Other people do it but my people said that if rat follow lizard enter water, if they come out lizard will not take time to dry but the the rat go remain wet for a looong time. All the worship songs I have now I got it from this guy. In fact he plays them in his room but I actually get edified by them cos as he plays them he may be untop of a woman or doing other dirty stuff, who knows. The worst of it is that whatever that goes there I hear them in my own flat.... How sickening that can be.
You know how it is when devil has folded a self acclaimed Christian, he exudes foolish wisdom, he gets to church before others, may even come back with one of the sisters in their church and pound her like yam, he is a worker in the church, he comes to you and invite you to their church (oh no what invites people is the character of Christ in you), he stops by my window and tells me to stop worshipping on line while olosho is waiting in his room, he returns and continues pounding. He sometimes does house party with his friends and tells me to come that an olosho will be dedicated to me and will add that I know you are a pastor that you will not come and I only laugh in Swahili and off to my business.
One day I woke up and looked at him thought to myself all these different girls will cause this guy to lose this job and they will be gone and this guy will eat suffer with his mouth. Because he knows Jesus more than me(i.e. I worship on line and he goes to physical building getting soaked with anointing that cannot keep him away from women under leg) I had to tell his brother to caution him cos trouble is looming.
I entered prayer for him to marry so that his wife will keep other girls out but I lied he went and sought her hand in marriage brought her to his house and eat and immediately the girl left back to her station cos they have not done any rite another olosho replaced her and I knew that that marriage will not work. Fast forward to 2017 Jan the story has it that he was framed in his office in offence he knew nothing about and he was indefinitely suspended till now.All the girls are gone, he has emaciated like HIV patient, his life is miserable, he is now the laughing stock of the girls that wanted to have a piece of his waist in the past but had no opportunity. He is now maga to spiritualists.
I know he can be redeemed but it seems he has to learn everything the Lord needs him to know so that when he is restored he will not be trapped by women again. I see greatness in him but he has to be released from bondage first.

Women! Fear them. I recollect in the morning like this the whole babes in the area including the ones in the compound will be waiting for him to drop them off at a convenient place they can take to work. They call his name and end it with honey. Now they don't even say hi to him cos he is now a shadow of his sweet self.
I have since packed into my own house for a year plus now cruising my sweet ride.

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Travel / Re: U.S Bans A Female Nigerian Banker For Life Over Fake Visa by paulibling(m): 11:40am On Feb 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It's sad that she wants to assist the SFU catch her uncle even when she knows that it won't make them release her or lift her ban.

That's the problem with we Southerners, we never want to go down alone.
Where's the love?
Where's the unity?
Where's the sacrifice?

A herdsman will never give away his accomplice or benefactor no matter what.

We are our own problems and that's why they'd keep conquering us.
Their strength is not in numbers
Their strength is in their unity.

If na me be the girl and you na the uncle ee after showing them where u dey for arrest I go show them the last shit wey you shit and them go pack am join as evidence.

Evil is evil. If every tribe condons it I will not take it.
Somebody find me that Orubebe meme.
Properties / Re: Awka, Eagles Hill And Ngozika Extension-photos by paulibling(m): 11:26am On Feb 17, 2018
Lilimax:
My state Anambra state no dey carry last at all.
Maka na ife eji abu onye Anambra erika smiley

Asi asi ntu ntu. Ife eji abu Onicha Erika not Anambra. Kwanyelu onwe gi ugwu.
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Prays For The Death Of Ritual Killers In Nigeria by paulibling(m): 10:33am On Feb 17, 2018
I do not blame most people cos you are whom you listen to. What do I mean? If your spiritual leader does things out of head knowledge and philosophy you will be just like him. Beating about the bush in things of God. But if you are spirit led Bros you will always be a sniper. You cant shoot without locking the target.



See you black like me; wanna snap like me; when these devil's tryna trap; kill our young black seeds...... 2pac

I have seen both sides and made my choice which is Jesus Christ forever....paulibling.
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Prays For The Death Of Ritual Killers In Nigeria by paulibling(m): 10:22am On Feb 17, 2018
Before you pray consider Ephesians 5:17 so that you will not look foolish and stupid when you are done.
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Prays For The Death Of Ritual Killers In Nigeria by paulibling(m): 10:14am On Feb 17, 2018
preciousuweh:


His job there is to pray and not to make it to come into fulfillment, that's GOD'S job to do.
The bible says "ask and it shall be given unto you". Matthew 7:7. It didn't say; ask and answer it yourself rather it says ask and it shall be given unto you, in other words ask and I will answer you in other words GOD is saying, your job is to ask, mine is to answer, so it is not his (oyedepo) part to fulfill what he asked rather it is GOD'S part and job.

The Bible also say; "whatsoever ye ask the father in my name, believe, you shall receive it". That passage says it all. A Christian part is to pray and believe while answering it is GOD'S part is to answer so far the one praying has faith as recorded in Mark 11:23, then his or her prayer will be answered.

So in essence, it is not oyedepo's part or job to answer or fulfill his prayer rather that's GOD'S job. His (oyedepo) part is to pray and believe which he has done, answering or fulfilling it is GOD'S, okay.

So he (oyedepo) has done his part which is to pray and have faith, now it GOD'S part or job that's remaining.

You wrote well but skipped this part in 1 John 5:14. Once it is according to the will of God, go home and sleep; it is done. If it is not forget it nothing will happen.
Celebrities / Re: 'How Chukwuka Emelionwu Kasvid Discovered Us' - Aki And Pawpaw by paulibling(m): 9:27am On Feb 17, 2018
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Crime / Re: Madam Inserted Stick In My Private Part –girl, 12 (pic) by paulibling(m): 11:04pm On Feb 15, 2018
The woman deserves life imprisonment.
Career / Re: Should Your Subordinate's Salary Be Higher Than Yours For Any Reason? by paulibling(m): 8:21am On Feb 14, 2018
If you have built your career and know your onion and you are known in the industry you will not waste time to switch cos you built that career to make money.
Youths build your career so that you can get recruitability aroma like the OP.
Don't just have certificate also acquire clear skills that the blind in your field can see.
Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:56pm On Feb 13, 2018
sekem:


Before nko?

Don't ever let any of these stupid women fool you

They offer so little but demand so much

It's time to change the game
But these chiidren wey dey do back yard love wey still dey chop mama thank ma no go understand plus the gehs wey follow dey protest dey see am say we dey put sand for their garri. But na true we dey tell them.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:48pm On Feb 13, 2018
Oga op make I give you mumu advice. Since the woman say you be him son which means the girl be your sister kuku carry your bag go dey live with her. Case close. Next.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:42pm On Feb 13, 2018
sekem:


The op instinctively knows how most of you dumb girls of nowadays view relationship: a highly parasitic arrangement where the man bleeds blood but he shouldnt complain because after all he's getting the pussy, a rotten pussy as a matter of fact, in the end

That's why he's trying to prepare for the days ahead because you can never tell so a brotha has to protect his resources from the very onset

Like I hinted earlier I even have reasons to believe it was the girl who solicited for her mother's help to ask for the so called help

Probably some dumb girls like you must have initiated her into the extortion game after letiing her know the guy must pay for _fucking her all these years

But because she's still a neophyte in the game she was bold or courageous enough to meet the guy one on one

She decided to do it through her mother


Guy your eyes are open like fish eye. You know say fish wey dey water no dey close eyes. If anything moves it go see am. No so you dey see kilear.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:37pm On Feb 13, 2018
Lexusgs430:


Date a girl for 5 years and have never offered her Family anything?

When the family drop marriage list now, nah hin go begin bargain or elope with another pickin child...... Been stingy, is like a disease..... Till we start getting stingy towards ourselves personally.
I read the first part and laughed hard. I now see why there are moral decadence in the society. If parents can depend on their daughters escapades for livelihood why won't harlots and call girls be everywhere. Reminds me of Nigerian Italian gehs.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:13pm On Feb 13, 2018
Lexusgs430:


Are you married?
Do you understand the dynamics of dating another man's daughter for a whole 5 years?
If the first port of call for financial assistance, is not from within, due to our very stingy nature. Our societal values are completely broken down.
Would it be appropriate for his mother, to ask his gf?


In my summation, I never blamed the government. I put the blame on his selfish attitude and the way he views his gf.

She has not requested anything for 5 years (according to OP)..... And you think the request is too much? For all we care, his future mother in law might simply be testing him......
The future mother in law go test test come taste one day. Shame go finish me if my mama try that kain nonsense testing.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 11:07pm On Feb 13, 2018
I can tell you that marriage is not by force. If you like spend one million on a woman and she decides to marry another man you have nothing to claim. Women are not treasury bill. No guarantee for money back.

The worst part is when she be gone you will not even have mouth to talk cos truly she did not ask you for money na you and her mama get business.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2018
Bros shine your eyes. She is not your wife yet. If she marries another posh guy now you have no claim.
If a man dumps a woman after 5 yrs of dating the women folk will say that men are wicked but if she dumps the idiot the women folk will say is it by force.

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Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by paulibling(m): 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2018
Bros no mind all these childses here that will call you mumu when the girl go graduate get better job come realize you are not her type and you come nairaland to cry how you paid her school fees and hotel fee abi na hostel fee. Bros you no be her father ooo.
After all you go still pay dowry so let them train their daughter and demand Ferrari when you go come for proper thing.
Na like play like play it dey start.

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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri Talks About Virginity With Fish As Illustration (Photo) by paulibling(m): 6:41pm On Feb 13, 2018
Sterope:
You have been noticed.

Pls do not notice me ooo cos I am taken already and upon that a children of the most high God that is why side chick no be for my kinds cool.
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri Talks About Virginity With Fish As Illustration (Photo) by paulibling(m): 3:11pm On Feb 13, 2018
Sterope:
A woman's virginity is her business and God's.

If you are a man and you are concerned about a woman's sexual life, you are simply gay.

If you see a woman and the next thing you think of is several peni.ses, you are gay.
If you have ever said men are he goats then you are guilty as you have charged. I have no problem hearing that all men are he goats. What I do is to prove that I am different. If you see me defend men and their goatilism then I'm one of the goats.
Na parable I carry adress your comment. Use your tongue and count your teeth.
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri Talks About Virginity With Fish As Illustration (Photo) by paulibling(m): 3:03pm On Feb 13, 2018
Guilty nairaland ladies of promiscuity oya come and show yourself. How to identify them is that they attack Reno.

NB: a Lotta f status here on nairaland are idiot males that are cursed.

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Politics / Re: Tina Agbarha Joins PDP, Dumps APC For "Using & Dumping" Her by paulibling(m): 6:17pm On Feb 12, 2018
Cross carpeting politicians should be banned from public offices except a competent court of law declares them eligible to cross with fools proof evidence. And the party they are to cross must have 70% similarity of manifesto/ideology.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chinese Police Starts Wearing Smart Glasses With Facial Recognition by paulibling(m): 9:06pm On Feb 11, 2018
Nigeria police no need this kain one. If they knack you their talk true you go admit all the crime wey happen before you were born.
Abeg I need piishure of naija police talk true.
Religion / Re: Even If My Pastor Gambles With My Tithe, I Will Continue To Pay. by paulibling(m): 9:08am On Feb 11, 2018
Razael23:
OK. So lets assume that what this guy is saying about tithe is true, then how come more dan 70% of his church members that are paying tithe are still poor, see forget about all d shine shine clothes people wear to church most of them are just faking it, many no even see garri drink for there house... Most Pentecostal church members are relatively living a fake life just so people will say the God of their daddy is working and their tithe is bringing more grace to them. Lies.. We know ya'll are broke. How won't u people go broke when u keep spoon feeding ur lazy azzz pastors. Common sense like they say is really not common.

Salvation of the Lord means contentment. If you are going to God cos of what you will gain other than Salvation you will be highly disappointed. Godly poor men are more content than worldly rich men. Their poverty is not like that of the world. They eat yam and red oil and feel joy in their heart. Their children go to public school and end up with scholarship. Some people are poor and bitter and go to church to relieve their hunger but not seeking Salvation and God knows them very well and knows that they won't share pure water with anybody and sidon dey look them waiting for them to process. In all God does what he wishes to do. Those who diligently seek him have Neva gotten disappointed. When you see a true Christian his mouth is filled with testimonies in the presence of many woes and never conceited nor discriminatory nor washing down others. A symbol of humility.

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Religion / Re: Even If My Pastor Gambles With My Tithe, I Will Continue To Pay. by paulibling(m): 8:40am On Feb 11, 2018
Seun:
How are you sure that the “blessings” are a result of your tithing, and not your hard work and a little bit of luck? Many people who don’t even believe in God enjoy bountiful “blessings”. Some of them are the richest people in the world.

This post has been updated for accuracy

Fear God gan. Once arguement start on the things of Jehovah just know that the devil � and his agents are hovering there. Fear God.
Culture / Re: Beautiful Igbo Names For Baby Boys And Girls by paulibling(m): 8:25am On Feb 11, 2018
Odingo1:

Chiamaka- God is beautiful
Ukamaka- Church is beautiful


Ukamaka means communication is good. Wait for Mazi Onwù to translate so that you go learn naa.
Culture / Re: Beautiful Igbo Names For Baby Boys And Girls by paulibling(m): 8:21am On Feb 11, 2018
Odobaone:
My Daughter (Ihuomachi)is refusing everybody's hand apart from my Wyf. And my Wyf is tired of carrying her pls what do I do?

OLX

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