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Career / Re: 2022 COMPRO Exams (whatsapp Grp) by paulibling(m): 3:21pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
The link is not linking anything Ejire27: |
Health / Re: My Ordeal With VIO For Not Wearing Face-Mask Inside My Car by paulibling(m): 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2020 |
Simply look for a good lawyer and challenge that thiefry and ask for huge damages. |
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by paulibling(m): 6:19am On May 22, 2020 |
delkuf:Nigga I feel ya pain and the above you are adviced to do and it seems you are tryna buy it is how the world does it. You cannot beat the devil in his own game. Return hate and frustration with love. Place all before God as you wait on him to purge you. It takes two to tango. Your village People chose her for you through your story of how you got her. But there is blessing in disappointment only if you can see. Everyone has a good side. She has a good side. So I fault you for not telling us what is good about her. God purging you is to disconnect you from what your village People is using to connect you and connect to what her village people is using to connect her to be willing tool to frustrate you. Lemme explain. You have problem. She has her own problem. Your problem saw that her problem will help them to frustrate you well well and lead you to her which you cemented using the sexual intercourse as at the time you think you are too much but not knowing that you are helping them to put the rope on your neck well well. You know they don't have hand but they will make you or who is frustrating you to do so through evil heart desire which you will not know. It is incubation and symptoms that will tell you it has done. As in food we made you to cook with your own hands haf done �. It is your cross and carry it with Jesus and it will become light. When something is light it is no more a problem. I feel your pain but get onto Christ. He will give you rest. |
Health / Re: Indonesian Teenager Impaled By Needlefish That Jumped Out Of Water (Graphic Pix) by paulibling(m): 10:08am On Jan 23, 2020 |
Village fish |
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Vs Arthur Eze: A Documentary By Chimamanda by paulibling(m): 5:58pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
Sunofgod:Check Arthur's education profile again and correct yourself. I was believing you until the statement made me realise you knew nothing about the case and that the way I saw the news online is the way you saw it too but you started sounding as if you have personally verified truth until the education part. This is just a pure replica of Nigerians online. Putting mouth in what they knew nothing about. Shior. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Android 10 Update Now Available On Infinix Note 5 by paulibling(m): 4:49pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
I am not regretting this note 5 that I just bought. Phone is not getting hot at all. Reliable battery and does everyother thing I need phone for. And at a good promo price on Jumia. I have decided that I will use it for two years and by then note 6 or 7 price must have crashed then boom I will go get it. Thanks op for making me saw my upgrade. If you are feeding mouths you will not bug your life with recent phones. But I give accolades to those that rock latest releases and properly take care of their family. Drops mic. I'm out. 3 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 6:32am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Follow up. The following day I went back with two guys in a covered plate numbered car and demanded the officer that signed the sheet to complete his name. All of them started panicking . Those men introduced themselves and introduced me. At that point I felt sympathy for ordinary citizen. He then lied that when FRSC regional commander called that he only sorted small thing out and started to look for me to carry my car and I had gone and he told his boys to release my car once I returned. He pleaded that I did not show my i.d. card that if I had shown it even if I had committed plenty offence that my car must surely pass. I was amazed at his new found humility. But I told the men to let him be that. And moved my car. Question: who will plead the case of ordinary citizen in the hands of these oppressors? Anybody with small power can frame you up at anytime and suffer you. May God deliver Nigeria. 6 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 8:01am On Jan 14, 2020 |
Corrections: all the fork lights should be fog lights. Original post has been modified. |
Car Talk / Re: VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 8:01am On Jan 14, 2020 |
okorotalkative:Yes |
Car Talk / Re: VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 7:59am On Jan 14, 2020 |
The charge sheet and alien code and incomplete officer's name so that he can deny it is not him when gbege burst.
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Car Talk / Re: VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 7:21am On Jan 14, 2020 |
This happened in IMO state along orlu road. |
Car Talk / VIO wahala resolved by paulibling(m): 7:20am On Jan 14, 2020 |
Hi Landers, with heavy heart, I am here to ask our auto knowledgeable folks to tell me if broken fog light is an offence in Nigeria. My story I am jejely going to work when hagard looking VIO officers stopped me and asked for my papers which I handed over. One of them looked at it and said hmm he is clear. The other one asked me to put on reverse and match on break which I did. He said clear. He went to the front and asked I should turn on my head lamp which I did and he told the other one that the car is clear. He proceeded to ask for triangle, spare tyre and fire extinguisher which I did. Their suffer head looking oga came and asked them haven't you booked him yet. He asked me your fork light what happened to it? Why is it broken? Give him caution. Your windscreen is cracked, give him caution. Na so I reach office. Next they booked me 10k. I asked them what my offence was and the lady there replied chattered windscreen and lighting violation with offence code VDT 05 and VDF 05. I told her that my wind screen is not chattered and my head lamps are perfect and functional and she said that all Na the same thing that my head lamp is in good shape and my fork light is broken Na the same offence. I googled my offence on line and found non of the codes they gave me so I called my FRSC friend to talk to their so called oga that is probably my junior in civil service. After their talk he told me that windscreen is only cracked he will remove it but will hold me on my fog light and that is final that I should go and pay 5k. I have since been browsing VDT 05 and VDF 05 to know the meaning but to no avail. If you have knowledge of these men false charges you can share for us to be enlightened of corrupt VIO officials gimmicks. |
Sports / Re: Angel Gomes Becomes Manchester United’s Youngest Player After Visiting TB Joshua by paulibling(m): 7:09pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
To the pure everything is pure until proven otherwise. To the impure everything is impure cos their heart is already darkened. God fights for his. I do not shook my mouth there. As for me and my households God of TB Joshua that rescued Israelites from the claws of Egyptians we serve to the end of our lives. When demons in them speak against the man of God to my hearing I simply laugh at the demon and face my front praying oh holy spirit of the living God take more of me and gimmie more of you. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Kudirat Ogunro: I Want My Husband To Have Side Chicks by paulibling(m): 3:47pm On Jul 12, 2019 |
No be Sarah brought geh for my daddy Abraham and you know wetin happen later. I can see local man smiling cos he knew that this woman will finally trend for killing side chick. Stupidi talk and ofe nsala ingredients. Neeexxxt. |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Original 64gb Kingston Class 10 Memory Cards For 4500 naira.24hrs free delivery by paulibling(m): 10:10am On Jun 05, 2019 |
Just received my 32 gig Kingston memory card. Delivered in person by mikkycoins himself at World Bank Owerri. I had phobia for memory cards sold in this OBODO Nigeria cos fake and our business men are 5&6 but my heart is now at rest cos the read speed and copy speed performed well. Oga mikky continue in this honesty and it shall continue to be well with you. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by paulibling(m): 11:21pm On May 29, 2019 |
I am rocking my lumia 830. God will punish Xiaomi for me. I was loving Redmi note 7 and arranging my cash to order the thing when I see k20 pro. Now I am stuck with my lumia again till the beast enters 9ja. Windows phone is app wise limiting. If I can get my banks app on it and double sim and good battery I will not have business with Android. I cant use the money I will use to buy two Xiaomi and buy the new Nokia that meets my taste. Mba nu. |
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Curses Those Telling Her To Return To Her Baby Daddy After Changing Hi by paulibling(m): 9:05am On Apr 23, 2019 |
frozen70: Well then do not hypocrite when you hear or see a man leave a woman for a younger slay queen. |
Family / Re: My 18-Year-Old Maid And Her Boyfriends by paulibling(m): 8:35am On Apr 06, 2019 |
I will not insult you madam holding brief for her when comments of sending her home arises but I will open your eyes small. What if she gets pregnant and you then decide to send a pregnant girl back to her parents against unpregnant daughter they gave you and when she gets home and tell her parents that you and your husband were using her for sex trade occasionally without condoms which resulted to her state. How would you convince a judge that you and your husband did not trade her for money. You better refuse your village people from dragging your name in the mud cos your story will come to this same nairaliand and the peeps here will call your side of story a cheap lie from pit of hell. Be warned! 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Immigration Officials Exposed Demanding Bribes For Passport In PHC (vid) by paulibling(m): 8:17am On Apr 06, 2019 |
If Nigerians are not kwarapt this is the kind of issues that our hungry opportunistic activists that takes bring to drop their campaign and flaunt dirty money on social media should unanimously unite and protest to force the govt to cleanse out the rotten corrupt practices amongst civil servants that impoverishes the ordinary masses. |
Crime / Re: Ayomide Olaribigbe Declared Wanted By Police In United Kingdom. Photo by paulibling(m): 8:09am On Apr 05, 2019 |
Once I see news like this what crosses my mind is oh Lord this tribal war again. Soteee na laugh I go laff las las cos of the funny way people go dey twist the tory. Kai, these smalling boys on niaraland go put fire for this quantry one day. |
Travel / Re: UAE cancels Three months tourist visa for Nigerian Passport Holders by paulibling(m): 8:57am On Apr 04, 2019 |
The bashing of my tribe is okay by me. This will make us to stop celebrating small boys that will go abroad yesterday and come back with Venza today and people will have no problem with it. See how the ekperimas have affected over 200 million citizens though excluding the really wealthy ones with investment values. In conclusion, support the government of the day and hold them accountable for better Nigeria. |
Politics / Re: Adamawa: Supplementary Election Lives Updates, Reports And Results by paulibling(m): 11:34pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
What kind of wickedness is this coming from adamawa voters. They should all be arrested and charged for hate voting. Even in the presidential election voting was not this wicked. Nonsense. Wicked voters. Baba thank you for the minimum wage o jare. |
Politics / Re: Fg’s Plan To Cut Salaries Scares NNPC, CBN, FIRS Workers by paulibling(m): 8:57am On Mar 27, 2019 |
No civil servant collects above others. It is only the allowances or fringe benefits that makes some agencies salary to be higher than others and it is supported by their conditions of service. Them no fit touch NNPC and Co take home pay or corruption go deal with revenue generation. Na the govt them dey employ needlessly with out need gap analysis. You say you no get money to pay salary yet you dey employ millions from backdoor monthly. Make Uba fear God jare. |
Romance / Re: 'Fatty Bum Bum, Happy Birthday To Me' - Plus-sized Model Celebrates In Bikini by paulibling(m): 5:05pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
desiregold:Women deceiving themselves since nineteen tufiakwa. When a woman is goat-faced and amoebaish, women will start preaching Bible of acceptance the way you are beautiful in your own way but when a man is ugly and broke they will tell you to forget the Bible that they will not chop the Bible. No woman is ugly per se but when the ball is in the court of women against men they tend to make wicked judgement. As for me and my crew, we have accepted the challenge and vowed to key unto the lord to make that money much more than six figures but hey no excuses from them feminists. News for ya is that we are made. We met the target we set when we was teenagers. They will say they don't have business with broke guys when they were teenagers, they follow them Tom and Harry to fast foods and eat everything they see on the menu plus their protein they will dunk inside them. They got older and started rounding like felele ball we played in primary school. |
Politics / Re: Pvcs For Sale In Kano, Police Arrest 3 Buyers by paulibling(m): 4:25pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Funny country. The buyer and the seller needs to be prosecuted so that sellers will know that there is consequence for selling democracy to highest bidder. If not selling will continue and buyers will be enticed to buy. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria 2019: Notes From The Field, By Reuben Abati by paulibling(m): 4:35pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
Sadly politicians holding appointments in the ruling party and the ones in opposition that once held appointments are living fine but the youths that are being used to disrupt their own future are living in poverty once the elections are over. My sympathy goes to innocent youths that are suffering the misgivings of our political class. Nigeria will survive. |
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by paulibling(m): 3:49pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
Femtopford:I am gonna do that if I will see cos no light is showing on the dash board. |
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by paulibling(m): 8:18am On Mar 12, 2019 |
mayor2013:I was thinking it in my inner inner heart. As in I even told the main Mechanic that his boy did no set this thing very well cos I was there looking at him and the way he slided it through was not what I have learnt online how the belt should be done cos my sweet ride turned to something else after that. |
Food / Re: Why Do Most Children Hate Onions? by paulibling(m): 11:51pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Dorababy16:The girl go wicked when she grows up ooo heeeeeh. |
Food / Re: Why Do Most Children Hate Onions? by paulibling(m): 11:49pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
northvietnam: Do not tempt me to call you foul brain. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by paulibling(m): 11:41pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Could you imagine that I read this thread from the beginning to the last page. Your juju is very potent. I normally go through car talks and autos without seriousness cos there are bunch of unseriousness in nairaland and I had seen your name made wise replies and I pass up until recently I started falling in love with Ford escape/explorer 4 cylinders and 6 cylinders 2007 model etc., and saw this thread and decided to read your posts and alas I was blown away with an iota of conviction that you are it. I sincerely commend this thread and recommend it too to Mazda and Ford owners and other autos Ford affiliates. I have taken your number and will surely give you a beep. I presently drive Mazda premacy 2001 automatic transmission and the rpm is slightly fluctuating at idle and the engine too is showing sign of rough idling. It had stalled sometimes but not always. No error code on the dash board and that worries me bad. Sometimes the engine will be very high and i have to be on the break to tame the speed. But I must tell you that this car can best any car it meets on the road despite this headache. This problem started the day my alternator belt cut and the timing belt shifted. The engine was opened for the first time at 129,000 mileage. Even some bolts broke in the process (I haven't fixed the two bolts yet). The mechanic just slided the timing belt back and boom all the problem I aforementioned started. It had shown some error codes that time but once I clear them they will go with the wind. Despite all these, I needed an SUV and started doting on Ford escape/explorer cos of the kind of road where I newly relocated to. So back to the Mazda, I have looked at the plugs, coil packs, cleaned the throttle body; yet they are not the problem. Could throttle position sensor be the culprit? Also how do I get oem Mazda premacy parts cos it seems that our mechanics and car parts dealers do not know what is oem. As it stands I do not trust a mechanic that does not sound intelligent like you. |
Family / Re: Suggest A Name For My Baby Girl: The Naming Ceremony Of My Baby Is Tomorrow by paulibling(m): 10:10pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Abeg knack am Cindalella or silyvia |
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