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Who are the lunatics?. These are people you have perpetuated themselves in the state of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities or standards that they do not actually have....



........useless hypocrites.............

Jesus wept.....

How this take concern us now??

The environment is fighting back...

Na this one be crowd?..
Even Efe go get crowd pass this one if he enter the same Ekiti.

BTW, that can't stop him from being a nightmare to Buhari, and Nemesis to APC...

Olamide, ... if you are on Nairaland, this is Paul. You remember him right?. Yes, that guy that sent you a love letter through Olusoga..
I guess you don't know how long It took me to come up with that option. I vowed I won't convey my feelings through that means. But several times, I means times without number " liver failed me". Olusoga saw you close to the new Hall one morning, he ran to the classroom to inform me that you were alone, that I should make use of that chance, Ruth and Folake weren't with you. That was my brightest opportunity. But again, as usual, "liver failed me". You saw me coming close, ( I hope you remember that day), but instead of walking straight up to you, I walked pass you into the bush. Olusoga was angry, but I felt more terrible. I saved my lunch money for a week just to buy birthday card for Ruth ( you remember she was my church member) , just for you to "feel me". I swear, believe me, if not for you, who Is Ruth that will make me go hungry for 5 full afternoons?. Olamide, I really suffered.

Fast foreword to that day, Olusoga delivered the letter, but not until I bought him lunch from that woman close to JSS2 classrooms, you were in two-2, . I was in JSS three -3. I was glad that at least my problem was half solved. But not too happy because left to me I wouldn't have used a letter. I wish I was man enough.
You read the letter, Olusoga wrote it ,though I dictated it. They were purely my thoughts., he has a better writing. I would have used my illegible writing, but that was too big a risk. I definitely know that my own handwriting is capable of making you develop eternal hatred for me.
"Ditomatically dated on the mab grip " so the letter began, I don't know the meaning either, I had earlier had Ope and Vic ( you may not know them, they were my classmates, your seniors) said it. I thought it would be nice to start a love letter that way.

Olusoga added some powder ( passion) to the letter, to make it "smell" nice. He is indeed a friend in need.

I didn't hear from you till two days after, I was thinking you were taking time to compose a reply.

After playing ball on the field close to the science lab, tired and dirty, ( maintaining white uniform wasn't so easy then) I was returning to the class, when I saw you walking towards me. Believe me,Olamide, I would have preferred the canes of Mr Agbede,Mr Fasunla, Mr Olaleye(rip), and the slaps of Mrs akinyede to what was about to happen.

You simply asked me to tell you with my own mouth what I wrote in the letter. I felt so empty and light. It was as if the trumpet should sound. My legs were shaking, my hands too. I was sweating profusely. You repeated it twice. All I could say was " go and read the letter again"
You were disappointed, I saw it your eyes. You warned me never to send you such again, lest your report me to my class teacher, Miss Fashanranti ( your business study teacher too).



That was the end. I failed at the point of breakthrough, .i almost had you. I was 89.7% close..
I couldn't remedy the situation, that required a "bigger liver".
for days I wasn't myself. I hated myself. But right within me I couldn't love you less...
The term was so fast, and ended too soon. ..
All through the holiday I was "gathering liver"..
School resumed, I had a new school uniform , I had a new sandal, bro Kole gave me his belt and school bag.. I resumed on a very high note, a brand new me, full of "liver", but Olamide you failed to resume.. Ruth said your father was transferred. 15 years now, I still love, just the way I loved you then. ...hope to see you again before Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour returns.....

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Make another set chop from the cake..

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Little things are little things, but doing your little to help people is great thing..
Good job to the sponsor of the scholarship.
Good job Corper..

Aluta

"Singing" is now a complimentary activity to "pastoring"

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Until lions have their historians, tales of the forest will always favour the hunters.


Until we Africans rise up to document, cherish, appreciate and defend our our "things" , The Whites will always have a way of stealing our "best"

Another interesting thing is the police officer was even riding on a bicycle.

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happy birthday. enjoy your day.

Tribe or no tribe...By all means, marry. If you get a good wife/husband, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.




if you marry outside your tribe, you have more problems to contend with...
marriage is not just between the two people involved.. families and relatives matter as well, and sometimes they tend to have greater influence, on either side.....

Efe go go.. no money for him

That guy graduated. He was "pushed" out, "let my people go" kind of graduation. when the frustration was much for him, He was reported to have written a 50page petition against the school authority before the school can graduate him. Dino was the leader of the school football team supporters' club. He was so popular around samaru. I can go on and on.
I didn't read this anywhere . First hand information from people around samaru,and from what I gathered from some school security men who were around during his time.

when u are trying to be different from others

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Sex education may be good idea in school, but I don't think the students should be given homework.

Stevengerd:
Had a Convo With A Lady Today, And She Told Me Her Name Is "FELICITY" Ma People I Was Speechless. Have Never Had That Name Before.

village boy.. used to names like amina, dupe n amaka.
na cus of dis tin u con create topic. mttcheew

so true, I once experienced that in UNIBEN. sometimes around 2010 at intercontinental bank ( now access bank) close to main gate . I used biro too. not so funny that day.

Shey na bra n pant day, Abi women day?
Instead make she wear better attire to celebrate womanhood..
Rubbish..

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Oya kele make we do ijapo own o

Oka

Time has changed.
Those boots were designed to last forever
But what we get now are just for the 1st 10days of camp.