₦airaland Forum

Looking more like rebel secondary school girls.

Monter1:
Klopps squad for the next round of The EFL Cup

This is an insult!

I guess by now, it has been butchered.

Commendable.

FamousMonk:
Let's paint a mental picture of this scenario...

Rashford = Davido

Chelsea = Chioma

The Goal post = Chioma's Vagiina

The Ball = Davido's spermatozoa

The Players who formed a wall = Condom/Village people/Contraceptives.

Frank Lampard= Davido's fan.

Man U supporters = Davido's fans.

Chelsea supporters = Nairalanders/Feminists

Man U team = 30 Billion gang....


You know the rest...

Why not replace the names with that of your family members to reflect your level of smartness.

Plead:
Lmao.... you female folks think life is easy , you know how much to rent a 2bedroom flat in a city?


Because most of you female folks stay with your family even till death if you dont Have a suitor but If it’s the other way round you’ll be saying rubbish

From what the OP typed, you would read that the parents do not want him to experience independent living even refusing him move to the building behind the one they reside in which also belong to the parents.

Why did his other siblings move out when they got married when they could be living rent-free in their parents' property?

Bringing in a wife to come live in the family house tends to breed "see finish".

As earlier suggested, your wife should be on milk-inducing diet, being breastfed when hungry at his age is your son's fundamental human right!

Congratulations to her.

Sighs.....

kestolove95:
No b only him die today so make we hear word

You had the option of not opening the thread nor commenting.

May his soul rest in peace.

Glad they were caught.

In real life, he will be getting married in 2039!

With the abundance of solar energy in that region, they still talk of lack of electricity.

Names of the firms and their addresses before relocation should be listed.

Aje-butter school, nice one.

They will certainly not recapture all of them.

Most of the Governors misappropriated the funds, sitting Governors whose predecessor were the recipients will be more infuriated.

Communicate to him the need to pay before it elapses.

He is a government of his own!

Such is what we respect.

cenaman:
Where is Nigeria air?

Ghost mode.

More interested in taxing people rather than check misappropriation.

I guess a free ride.

Akpabio calling others corrupt.....sigh.

Commendable.

Better she leave for the new firm.

While I attended a graduation recently, only 6 out of about 700 graduands made it to First Class.

Congrats to them.

madridguy:
Further search of his bedroom revealed a fire-proof safe containing different charms and talismans in calabashes.

Why EFCC like to dey display their suspect with calabash and black pot sey dose items are illegal too

Na their property nah.

But they did not find Koudeih in any of the rooms until they observed that a part of the ceiling in his bedroom had been artificially sealed. They pushed it open and found Koudeih hiding in the ceiling........

Some would cross the border.