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Babaelemu:
[s]get out of here! Nigerian speaks good English not close in my dreams. Have you ever listened to Uganda, South Africa, Namibia, Seychelles, Mozambique, botwana, Angola, Congolese, Swaziland English? You will trip compare to gibberish we speaks called English. Learning is admitting you dont know something.

Example do you want to compare Nigerian rappers spoken English to the rappers from eastern and southern Africa??

I said it before one of the reason we don't grow is we too stubborn to admit and lazy to learn. When something is bad we admit it and think of solution to it. Deep down where you are you know they don't value our English yet you praising and proud of something that makes everyone of us inferior when it comes to speaking good English.

A white man do not expect you as a black man to speak good English especially if it's not your mother tongue but at least expects you to pronounce words correctly. I can bet with my life majority of Nigerian still cannot pronounce simple basics such as can, mother, cut, further, juice, and, correctly.

We don't speak good English simple we need to learn over to our teachers, leaders and parents [/s]

Babaelemu:
Nigerian speaks good what?? Get out of here even the Franco phone countries speaks better than Nigerian. When I was new in South Africa it took me fliping time like 4 years to adjust to simple polite English. Every time I speak they always say what?? what??

Trustme2:
Some graduate are looking for that kind of work in Nigeria and still never get . The bottom line is survival. If I do such work abroad and earn a pay than someone sitting down in a posh office in Nigeria claiming manager why won't I? The bottom line is who will be able to live a more comfortable life and also smiling to the bank.

johnnyvid:
I don't believe what you just now. it's the work of village people that caused stagnant to human lives abroad. you can't go to Canada and Germany without fulfilling the purpose of your destiny. lives are more appreciated over there.

Obi4gboy:
I see post like this and I wonder. There is no first world country that you immigrate too, that you won't succeed if you work hard and are ready to know what works. I am a graduate and used to work as a contract Staff in Shell portharcourt on a Salary of 400k a month, but I left for Canada in 2016. It wasn't rosy at first, especially getting a job in my area, so I decided to dump my career for a while and I started working as a security guard in late 2017.
I was able to get 2 jobs as a security guard and right now after paying my rent, car payments and other expenses I still save $4000 a month, but mind you I work 16 hours a day, though one of my jobs is just for me to go there and sleep. You have to know why you are here, and try not to be carried away. I am working as a security guard while studying and Saving to get into Harvard Extension School next year for my masters degree. Here you have to use what you can get to get what you want. So you can actually make it, just be very diligent and focused.

RaptorX:
The future of the kids thing is what they normally say when they discover the place is not as rosy as they have been made to believe before leaving Nigeria.

yahyus:
Our reasons are not far fetched;

1. We are contented with the little resources we have.

2. We respect our personal dignity which makes us not to be desperate for going to any country by hook or by crook where we may end up being persona-non-grata.

3. Even with the tragedy of Boko Haram in the northeast, we still enjoy security in the region.

4. Cost of living is very low e.g food, clothes, shelter and transportation.

5. Education is more or less free from nursery up to university level.

makydebbie:
Lol, okay.

Beautiful things of life lol. The only thing life promises us is death.

reyscrub:
Shame on that boy that call himself man or husband.

I no dey deal with a woman with top cane for what, if any woman offend me I will flog him with my down cane thoroughly to the extent that you will never try such again

Research work make it known that all men that abuse their wifes do not have sufficient oil to discharge due to low current which therefore result in their attitudinal reaction to the innocent ready object.

rusher14:
Nice thread.

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DEGABA:
Nigeria is a fail state and i regret not taking the opportunity of moving out in 2003,now wt kids and wifey wt the present situation of the economy am stuck.
If you are in your twenties now and have the opportunity,pls mlove out so you wont regret.

Anthonyo15:
Good morning all

This post might be a long one, most useful to new students. It in response to FAQ I get on a daily basis. I will be putting you through how to navigate through the school site.

There are two NOUN official sites which are nouonline.net which is the students and staff portal. nouedu.net which is the information portal.

As a new student after you get your matric number the first thing you need to do is to confirm your portal and generate a password.

Go to nouonline.net click on student login, then click on register. Fill the necessary details and submit, once you see successful you can then login with your matric number and the new password you just created.
Matric number is written as NOU follow by 9 digit numbers (NOU120111111)

Once you login it advisable you upload your passport please if you not so good with this seek help, I can help you with it distance is not a barrier in NOUN. The passport you upload must show your face well and mind you it is what you will use throughout your stay, it can't be changed.

HOW TO UPLOAD YOUR PASSPORT IN YOUR PORTAL

1. Snap yourself or your passport with a good camera phone.
2. Save it with your matric number and extension jpg or png. e.g NOU123456789.jpg or NOU123456789.png. The "NOU" must be upper case.
3. Then go to your portal. Log in. Then click on upload your passport.
4. On the new page, click "Choose file".
5. Choose the passport you had saved with your matric.
6. Then click on submit.
It would tell you passport successfully uploaded.
Log out then log in to see your passport in your profile

After this if you have your money the next is to generate remita code you want to use to pay.

Note for each payment you are making a new remita must be created and I will advice you create the remita code the day you want to pay, it safer that way, also you can pay your fee in installment


HOW TO GENERATE REMITA PIN IN NOUN {RRR}


To generate rrr, log in to ur portal, click on manage wallet, select load wallet, ones it opens, u will see a page with ur full name and email address, enter ur phone number, the amount u want to pay, select payment type,
if u are paying the money in the bank, use bank branch as ur payment type., then click on pay, it will direct u to where u will see your rrr pin.

If you are paying to the bank just copy the rrr code written in this form 1234-5678-9123 and take it to the bank. Please make sure your money reflect before you loss the code and also make sure you use a valid email when generating the code cos a copy will be sent to your mail for reference purpose. If you trust people I can help you do online payment that won't stress you but it base on trust o

Next is to confirm your payment


AFTER PAYMENT INTO THE BANK, FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO MAKE YOUR PAID FUNDS REFLECT IN THE PORTAL

(Note that some times, you may have to wait till the next day to ensure that Remita has responded to NOUN. Depending on the bank branch, some payments may take up to two days to reach NOUN from Remita and in such cases, the error report you get is "No positive response yet from Remita".)

1. Log on to www.nouonline.net
2. Before you login, click on "RRR Check"
3. Type in your RRR and then select "Wallet Funding" as your payment type.
4. MAKE SURE THAT YOU TYPE THE RRR WITHOUT THE HYPHEN (DASHES) JUST TYPE ORDINARY NUMBERS AND REMOVE THOSE DASHES
5. It will tell you "Transaction Successful".
6. Then log into your portal
7. Click on "Manage Wallet" and then Click on "Check wallet Payments"
8. Then insert the RRR in the space provided and submit

After being successful with this, your money should reflect in your portal instantly. Then you can go ahead with your Semester Registration, Course Registration and Exam Registration (in that order). To register those three stuffs, click on "Registration" in your portal. I trust you can find your way from here. FOR REGISTRATION, ENSURE YOU USE ONLY GOOGLE CHROME BROWSER. (Chrome is no more the best for now)


Once you done with your registration you print out the Registration and exam slips 3 copies each. Take the course registration slip to your study centre and collect available materials if you don't get all you can print or download the rest through this link


http://nouedu.net/courseware

Also even if you have not paid yet you can get your materials through the link and start reading

After this start reading cos most centre don't have tutorial, you are on your own.(INDEPENDENT LEARNER)

Then you wait for TMA to start.


TMA stands for TUTOR MARKED ASSIGNMENT. It serves as a TEST, carries 30marks and each COURSE has its own TMA questions (objectives) A COURSE TMA is divided into 4 i.e TMA 1 - 4. Each carries 10marks and the maximum score a student can achieve from the TMAs is 30marks i.e the best 3 of the four TMAs will be selected as your total score and will be added to your exam score. Maximum Exam score carries 70marks.
When the time comes I assist with TMA so you can have the best mark

When you done with TMA you then wait for exam. Exam are in two part
POP known as pen on paper it for students from 300 and above, it comes up first for about a month, this semester will start by July.
After POP E-exam starts this is a computer based exam for 100-200 level students, it also last for about a month.

Note Macharthony online solutions is always ready to help you out with anything concerning NOUN without you leaving your comfort zone and distance is not a barrier. We have been doing this for the past 5 years and no complain from our client we always deliver

You can chat me up or call me through this number 08185025045

Just stay on this platform and you will be glad you did.
You get all necessary information you need from here

Thanks
Signed Macharthony

fighal:
See the real hustler. He's making an enquiry to know if there is market for Nigerian foods weda he fit enter that line of business.. I sight u man..
#RealHustler...

obonujoker:
Of course, Nigeria is a beautiful country, and it could be even more if we drop all our tribalism and religious intolerance, if we always stand for truth, and if we elected good leaders who really care about this nation......

kenddys:
third post and I don't have a gf
okay are all this naira land girls in a relationship or are they all feminist.
please I need a gf
nobody should ask me for acc statement

CrystalMax:
Folks, Please help me with your counsel on the subject matter.
My current heartbreak is giving me tough time within, I am trying hard to work it off but really it's really eating me up still.
Please I need your counsel, thanks.

BornAgainMay:
Day2

Went out with my Russian lady frd for police registration, I am still at krustinia.

I noticed this society is very well organized, i wonder why God did not giv us a preview of the country we are to born, so we can choose the right one..


Here, there is CCTV everywhere

They beg you for Selfie...
It seems their ladies are cool

Abroad1987:
Pls friends.. I seriously need ur advice n don't insult or criticize me.. I am into this at the moment... I met Dis guy in school way back 2012 ..we dated till I 2015 we went for service year.. I love him so much dat I cudnt cheat on him.. we separated in service year Dats year 2015..yl dating him back in school I aborted twice for him..he called me a bad egg n dats lead to our quarrel n we separated.. from 2015 till 2018 I cudnt love or date or stay in any relationship cs I was so much in love dat I cudnt give anybody a chance.. my friends later advices me dat sins I love him dis much y can't I just drop my ego den go back to him.. I called him.. we spoke for weeks n he agreed for us to come back together.. I traveled to meet him.. I was so happy I ad him back cs he said he just broke his last relationship.. we were both happy... we had sex n boom I am pregnant.. I called him.. he said we wud kip d baby n now he is saying I shud go flush it.. Dis is d third one.. I can't abort.. he said two other girls are pregnant for him at the moment too ..he told me it is left to me if I wana kip d baby cs I won't find him by dem.. he said he is not coming to see my parent either n he is not ready for any marriage... Pls nairalanders I need ur advice

TheCongo2:
Most people on this thread won't understand if I write in French.
So, I can't implement the rule of my house on Nairaland
How am I finished?