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OP, are you marriage counselor, a pastor, an elder or an Imam? If you are not one, tell me why you feel you can settle a married couple with issues
Your family is respecting you by calling you into your sister's marriage issues, if you don't want to then tell them you can't and act like a dullard, it's your business. You too will marry one day and trust women, when they know you've gat no family dat sticks wit you, de will 4q u up

Cut his dick.

Phythondancer:
Because we are also humans and even run the risk of exposure to contamination.

Baby, thankz but some diseases are not contagious. It's true that you are human too but some of you act like demi-gods so I was wondering why you all die too.

joinnow:
Go to mazamaza any bus going to calabar will also link to ogoja

Thanks boss

unknownsolja:
This dummy didnt read what i posted very well..are you a maid?can a maid afford to go for a summit in the UK and come back..always think before you run your mouth and i am not in nigeria now dummy..dummy if na USA you go run and you probably came back from your summit so you can apply for USA because you dont want to damage your travel record.i know all the tricks boy.i still repeat nigerians will abscond when they travel abroad.only 2% will come back and those are the rich or middle class ones because i know 80% of nigerians live in poverty,even athletes abscond not to talk of a maid...theres nothing in the UK anymore,USA is the ish now..infact only 1% of nigerians will get USA visa now and come back home.everybody is running away from africa and sbuhari gofanment

You are the dummy in this case not that gentleman. You must be a clueless nigger for saying 1% of Nigerians will return when given US visit visa, fuul

TheCongo2:
What about discrimination?

Good question bro. Racism is not in West Africa because we are all from the same race. As for discrimination, it exists everywhere in the whole wide world. There's no country on earth where discrimination based on one reason or the other does not exist but no racism in West Africa.

From Lagos. Izz there any park for buses going that way here?

I won't mind Canny but for di freezing weather, I'll pass.
Folks, there's no racism in Naija. We are all blacks and from the same race.

Some nikkurs are too desperate. We dat are hustling and making the dough here, do we have 2 heads?

matrix199:
How old are you?

I'm old enuf to father multitude bro, you must be a doctor to ask dat question

Wit all the Knowledge on infection and disease prevention that doctors have in the palm of their handz, how come they still fall sick and die like everyone else? This thing is confusing me

Diz woman has already made arrangement with her husband in Ghana to do diz tin. Everytin is planned and executed. She is safe, don't bother yorsef. You can report to clear yorsef but her mother will take care of those kidz until she can send for dem.

So nikkurs plenty de follow watch diz rubbish?

Nigeriadondie:
Calabar houseboy data no dey again?

Where this Nikkur? Hiddiota!

Amen24:
There is nowhere in the world where there is no racisms

There is no racism in West Africa. Please don't tell me tribalism is racism unless you didn't attend school

betty616:
I wish to start a coconut oil business, I do not have any experience in this, anyone with experience or suggestion to put me through. Will be highly appreciated. Thank you.

Post your pix let me see first

emi14:
Who will destroy them, you?

Come first, you will find out

Talasuma:
we're in raining season Shey? which will cause hike in price of charcoal, a tree cost 4k each, and 20 bags of charcoal can be gotten from it which cost #1300 each, now calculate it by 20 bags

don't mind my typos

Oga Lienusz, no go dupe person o

router123:
Oga expansiate on this or I will say " u can lie for Nigeria".
How can a tree cost 4K when the cost of falling a tree is more than 4K.
Enlighten us on dos because we be mumu

Boda, me sef dey wonda

DICKtator:
Damn. Their ladies know how to knock boots

Not dirty boots

Depreacherman:
then it means this guy's are IPOB group, why are some denying to be jew

IPOB will be destroyed if they attempt to cross over into Cross River

BeenieB:
Imabong nyere kem kpong!

Sorry o!

Iyene Ken te

Dizz one makes sense, I will start watching my speed

I did Lagos to Cotonu with 6 litres

Na Christian music sure pazz

Nigeriadondie:
This short calabar man u don do ur housework? If u like no believe na to ur own peril. Na so u talk say i be illegal immigrant if u like no believe na jealousy go kill u die. By d way I wud need ur houseboy services when i come. E dey pain u cos u no go school but no b me cos am. Ur poor animalistic parents cud not afford to send u to school. Even if they cud u no get d brain as u be dunce. U be local idiot so u no go fit grab things even if ezplained to u.
slowpoke, goat wey dey yansh goat as ur congi level high as typical calabar short man devil
Una people if no be househelp na restuarant or ashawo. School na d last thing. Imbe na u be ufot

Semimi epri ufot eyen ufot your sister na ma concubine, I use and dump azz I want and if I mess she dey swallow am like dat

Nigeriadondie:
Poor hungry goat. Na so d hunger dey waya u. I go feed u wit leftover of pets here. Bastard, Omo ale

Hehehehe slowpoke noted. I saw your online gun hahahaha start shooting through your keyboard mad man

Nigeriadondie:
I will shoot u and blow off ur brainless skull. U re so dumb what is "bruvers"?

Thiz pikin izz an slowpoke

Hahahahahahaha stupid raccoon

Nigeriadondie na woman sef go ruin ur life, u and ur kidnappers bruvers, na woman go kill all of una

ProIyke:
It was a beautiful Saturday morning, sometime last month being May, i had planned to go to Ikeja computer village to get a new phone , i didn't have any particular one in mind but which ever it is must be a high end android phone with good specs.

There was no other better day to do this than that fateful Saturday, having heard a lot of tales about Ikeja computer village and being a newbie in town I saw it as a great opportunity to explore the market, i got there and saw a lot of shops and boys on the streets beckoning on me to buy their phones, I stopped to check some and walked past some.

I went into slot shop and checked a glossary of their phones available and they all exceeded my budget of 20k for the specs i required, i decided to buy from one of the guys i had met earlier on the streets, he had a Tecno w5 lite which was remarkably new, i immediately fell in love with the phone and haggled the price with him , having just 20k as my budget i made it clear to him, surprisingly he agreed to sell at 20k, fine, he followed me to the bank there where i made an ATM withdrawal , i gave him the money and he gave me the phone, i was busy checking the phone out and making sure everything was working fine when he immediately told me he wasn't selling again as the price was below what he bought it for .

He gave me back my money n i returned the phone to him, and then i left . i walked a few poles n decided to check my money only for me to discover to my chagrin , what i had was pieces of paper cut to the size of money and folded in a bunch just exactly as my money was.
at that point i became agitated , i couldn't believe my eyes, i have just been hoodwinked. I went back looking for him to no avail, sadly i went home, I lost my 20k just like that to an idiot. That bright Saturday turned out for me a very ugly one. Now i have learned my lesson never to patronize road side sellers irrespective of how cheap their wares may be. computer village is rift with criminals nad hooligans. Beware.

It's Nigeriandondie and his Igbo brothers handwork.Dizz type of crime izz from di people of di East, if you go Alaba, Onisha, Aba na di same thing, their way