₦airaland Forum

Lie lie...
On that same date, you were at the controversial Nigeria Music Awards. (Hip Hop World Award aka Headies)
Where Don Jazzy & Olamide developed some beef...
Next time check before you lie...
#Busted

Buhari just want to do everything ALONE...
But Obama understand that you need others to work effectively.
It reflect in their patter of leadership.

Mine is simple...
I regret not telling Bridgetania that she is my one and only crush here...
Just wish I can tell her.

iflywithbuhari:
Thank God. We need another fuel scarcity.

Dear why na??

Lalasticlala ....
The Abokis are still in charge.

President Muhammadu Buhari has sacked Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu as the group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and replaced him with Maikanti Baru. In a press statement issued today in Abuja, the president office stated that Kachikwu as the minister for State for Petroleum will now be the chairman of the Board of the NNPC.

See full statement below:

PRESIDENT BUHARI APPROVES NEW BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR NNPC

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the composition of the Board of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), as provided for under Section 1(2) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation Act of 1997, as amended.
The new board is composed of the following:
A. Chairman-Dr Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu, Honourable Minister of State for Petroleum;
B. Group Managing Director- Dr Maikanti Kacalla Baru;
C. The Permanent Secretary of the Federal Ministry of Finance; and
D. The following six persons:
1. Mallam Abba Kyari
2. Dr Thomas M.A John
3. Dr Pius O. Akinyelure
4. Dr Tajuddeen Umar
5. Mallam Mohammed Lawal, and
6. Mallam Yusuf Lawal.
President Buhari urges the new board to ensure the successful delivery of the mandate of the NNPC, " and serve the nation by upholding the public trust placed on them in managing this critical national asset."

FEMI ADESINA
Special Adviser
(Media and Publicity)
July 4, 2016

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2016/07/04/buhari-sacks-kachickwu-gmd-nnpc

Lol

sumborri:
said by a boy who has never passed an exam in his life. Post ur certificate here to prove me wrong. Don't go and continue hawking ur pure water. Dey waste time dey abuse ur papa for nairaland.

Post Certificate
Una see watin Buhari don cause...
Papa don't worry; you won't remember any of my observation turned insult after the formatting of your brain is complete. :

sumborri:
Jonathan is gently using style to deal with unscruplous elements who took money from him and yet didn't deliver as promised. You all stupidly think its buhari fighting these PdP goons. Jonathan cut a deal for himself and diezani and threw all those he felt stole and sabotaged him under the bus. Mimko is loading gently. As well as others who betrayed oga jona. Meanwhile FFk should learn his lessons that he who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Go home oga and sin no more

The most STUPID analysis I have read in recent times.
Bros. U seriously need a brain formatting software in ur head now.

Following a Direction to the telecommunications service providers in the country, the operators, will from July 1, 2016, activate the DO NOT DISTURB facility which gives subscribers the freedom to choose what messages to receive from the various networks.

With this Direction the operators have been mandated to dedicate a common Short Code (2442) which will enable subscribers take informed decisions.
Mr. Tony Ojobo, Director of Public Affairs, Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), in a statement, said this action was taken in order to protect subscribers from the nuisance of unsolicited texts, and therefore a direct regulatory response to the yearnings of the subscribers.

By this action, he explained, the Commission has invoked a regulatory provision which had hitherto been overlooked by the operators.
Taking cognizance of the broad range of services which include: Banking/Insurance/ Financial Products, Real Estate, Education, Health, Consumer Goods and Automobiles, Communication/ Broadcasting/ Entertainment/ IT, Tourism and leisure, Sports, Religion(Christianity, Islam, others), the Commission directed the operators to give the necessary instructions and clarifications that will enable subscribers subscribe to a particular service/services /none at all.

In fact, a Full DND which is SMS “STOP” to 2442 does not allow the subscriber to receive any unsolicited message from the operators at all.

Below are the various options:
“SMS 1” for receiving SMS relating to Banking? Insurance/ Financial products to 2442
“SMS 2” for receiving |SMS relating to real Estate to 2442
“SMS 3” for receiving SMS relating to Education to 2442
“SMS 4” for receiving SMS relating to Health to 2442
“SMS 5” for receiving SMS relating to Consumer goods and Automobiles to 2442”
“SMS 6” for receiving SMS relating to Communication/ Broadcasting Entertainment/IT to 2442
“SMS 7” for receiving SMS relating to Tourism and leisure to 2442
“SMS 8” for receiving SMS relating to Sports to 2442
“SMS 9” for receiving SMS relating to Religion to 2442
Ojobo pointed out however that the decision of the Commission does not affect personal messages or person to person messages which are private communication by individuals.
He urged the operators to comply immediately with the Direction issued by the Commission and never again harass subscribers with unwanted messages.
Source:http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/how-to-stop-unsolicited-messages-from-mtnairtelglo-others/

No need to celebrate... Cos under Buhari Court rulings are useless.
U can be granted bail by the court and the FG will still hold you in detention.
A very rough phase in our nations' democracy.
May God Help Us All.

No need to celebrate... Cos under Buhari Court rulings are useless.
U can be granted bail by the court and the FG will still hold you in detention.
A very rough phase in our nations' democracy.
May God Help Us All.

evegran:
It is not necessary, well unless you miss the sex - and wanna get some.

Now I know why you have been contacting me after our break-up

Not at all...
Except U wan still dey collect.

9jacrip:
I don't think BAN is currently acceptibg applications either.

Haha... Very Funny!

9jacrip:
No Price, No Pay, as laid down by Dr. Carew and his 2 guys means:

You, as my brother shall not put a price on whatever you do for me & I shall not have to pay you for anything you do.

In Buccaneering, there's no price tag to be expected or paid to each other for any support or effort given, it is free.

Nice Philosophy...
But I never ready to follow.

100% True.
lalasticlala watin u tink?

My fellow Nairalanders is this pix True or False?

Spain...

CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44. davide470, uboma, , Fynestboi, olawalebabs, Richiez

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Dottore:
All senators and Rep member will accompany them to court. Pathetic country

Waiting to see.

MusaIbrahim1:
When are they going to arraign PMB for Waec forgery?

Still working on that...

lalasticlala & seun lets ask more people jare

The President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, his deputy, Ike Ekweremadu, and two others, accused of forgery, will appear before Justice Yusuf Haliru of the Federal Capital Territory High Court today.
Mr. Saraki, Mr. Ekweremadu, a former Clerk of the National Assembly, Salisu Maikasuwa, and his deputy, Benedict Efeturi, are accused of illegally altering the Senate’s Standing Rule used in electing leaders and inaugurating the upper legislative chamber on June 9, 2015.
The accused were initially scheduled for arraignment on June 21, but that was moved forward following the inability of the prosecution, the Attorney-General of the Federation, to serve notices of summons on the defendants individually.
Subsequently Mr. Haliru asked the prosecution to make the serve the surmons on the defendants through substituted means, by pasting it on the notice board of the National Assembly.
That evening, the prosecution acted as directed by the court.
But Mr. Saraki objected to the substituted means of service by the prosecution, and is demanding that the charges against him be dropped in its entirety.
Mr. Saraki’s lawyer, Ahmed Raji, who filed the motion said his client was already facing trial at the Code of Conduct Tribunal and that the recent charge would prevent him (Mr. Saraki) the right to prepare adequately for his defence at the Tribunal.
The All Progressives Congress, the political party to which Mr. Saraki belongs, said it would investigate the forgery allegation against Mr. Saraki and the other suspects.
Source; http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/205955-alleged-forgery-saraki-ekweremadu-arraigned-today.html

stigmond:
Lolsss, wetin we sabi then!!! We sang it so loud with our gaped teeth then...

Lol.... U follo use ur teeth buy akara abi

fingard02k:
I have seen this post before

I have seen you here before....

5. THE FAMILY FRATERNITY- COSANOSYRA
MAFIA CONFRATERNITY - CIAO-SONS
This cult was formed in 1978 at the University of Ilorin in Kwara State, but started operation in Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife in 1980. It started with eight ( persons in its mob (institution) called the ONO-BRIGADO (1st Brigade) with the first Don as Don KOOLKAT. This cult is styled after the notorious Chicago and Italian Mafia/Mob stars.
Some of their belief and sayings include:
• It is better for a bastard (non initiate) to chance/provoke a member than for a numbered bastard (members of other cult group)
• Retaliation after oppression
• Secrecy is where our power lies
• They believe in gambling, partying, dating girls, etc.
Members are referred to as: ”Maf” or ”Mafians”

6. ETERNAL FRATERNAL ORDER OF LEGION CONSORTIUM
DEDY NA DEBT
Klansmen Konfratanity
The K.K.K. cult was started by five students at the University of Calabar, Cross River State in 1986 during the military era. It ideals were borrowed from a cult in California and bears another name known as ETERNAL FRATERNAL ORDER OF LEGION CONSORTIUM or KLANSMEN KONFRATERNITY (KK). Members worship a demon called “Ogor” as their god. Symbolized by a human skull, mostly that of a mad/insane man.
Their beliefs and sayings:
• The affairs of a klansman before any other thing in life
• What concerns a klansman concerns all klansmen
• Status of other cult members are not considered or relevant
• Oath of secrecy abide to all members
• Peaceful man in a deadly mood, disagree to agree
Members are referred to as: ”Klansman” or ”Klansmen”

7. ASSOCIATION OF AIRLORDS SUPREME
EIYE CONFRATERNITY
HABA-KRIER
The cult was formed at the University of Ibadan in 1963, also affiliated to the Eiye Secret Society, which exist in the western part of Nigeria. It was formed by the following students: Goke Adeniji, Dele Nwakpele, Bayo Adenubi, Bode Fadase, Tunde Aluko, Kayode Oke, and Bode Sowunmi among others. It was name Eiye group and later metamorphosed into Supreme Eiye Confraternity (SEC). This cult group was established to make positive impact on the social-political mind, social cultural, physical and mental development of its members, and where indifferent to other conventional cult group.
Beliefs and sayings:
• Secrecy
• Autocracy
• Discipline
• Brotherhood
• No Friend No Foe
Members are referred to as: ”Fliers”, ”Airforce”, ”Airlords”, e.t.c

Me self dey GUILTY 100%