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But on a serious note. I follow for Naija wey wan borrow dat amount ?

yes, a good thing that comes with lots of benefits

Princessmel: I beg to disagree! I can afford to buy my self stuff, so I would be perfectly happy with a man buying me flowers since I can buy the rest with my own money; and I would appreciate someone getting me the flowers since it would be a bit strange for me to go to a shop to buy a bunch of roses for myself

Yes i know u'll receive and appreciate'em with delight and thankful heart, face,body and soul after my pocket don tell for ur mouth and body.

Daresh: Please it's not like dot for every girl. I love flowers, infact I cherish them more than money or brazillian hair

Make i hear

Popowaa: Ur papa die?
Go ask am

Bia, dis girl u get bad mouth.

@ Op, i think women love to be told lies. So, d reason y women love lies makes us tell lies. U tell us y u personally love to be told lies.

Marotzke: I am sure if not for the activities of civilian Jtf , you would not have set your feet near Maiduguri.. For God's sake Boko haram kill indiscriminately attracting punitive reprisals from the army. these civilian Jtf inconveniences you with thorough searches which is even for your good. why don't you wait for them to get rid of boko haram first before agitating for what will become of them later. I have no problem with their searches and thuggish behavior. it is better than being slaughtered like a ram.

Tell am oooo. Don't know whether dem want make them carry Bible go de patrol. Dem de do gentle man for where life de at stake ?

CrazyMan: I thought they were fighting with sticks, bottles cutlass...etc.

They now have guns?

So what happens after boko haram is defeated, would they (civilian JTF) hand over the guns to the JTF or will they keep it for themselves, divide into various sects for personal interests, and become the same terror they fought so hard to destroy...

Shut up jeer. They are there risking their lives and u here vomiting trash. Y don't u volunteer to come fight BH with ur bare hands. Y can't we be reasonable for once ? Do u think dat their identities are not held b4 trusting'em with ammunitions ? That some few idiots from there( North) decided to go crazy doesn't mean that they are all animals. Put urself in their shoes, confronting animals with ur life at stake then u will commend'em for picking up arms against BH. I know say u no go even fit carry and handle gun moreless stand where u kill or get killed

bella berry: I think restructuring it would do. However, the aspect of innocent southerners being sent to the north should be scrapped. That is a suicide posting.

My thought exactly. Ehmmmmm!!! OP, Dat Alawi matters ooo. Blike say u dey ur mama house dey chop otherwise u for know d value of dat 19,800 dem go give u every month. To make 1h no easy

Don't know what to say cos i do not expect more from a senseless government than that. See to issues that will make us have d benefits of democracy, they won't.


By the way, seems it was someone's opinion, not yet an act. Dem suppose bring dat person for me.

SniperInADiaper: No.. My true love is now my enemy.

lol. Wetin happen nah ? They say "love is an act of endless forgiveness...." Seems it never existed btw u two

[quote author=Mynd_44]No. Your first love does not have to be true. It just seem to be true cos for most people, it happened when they were young and inexperienced so the go in without seeing the faults and that give very pleasant memories they still long for[/quote]True brother. My own case ooo, i no fit call dis one love but na she i first got intimate with. One fair lady like dat ooo but this fair lady will deny having any feelings for me even immediately after our intimate moments unto say she no know wetin b feelings and she no get anything like dat in her soul for me. I just dey wonder dis kind mentality

compressed figure 8( not too much of ikegbe and bosoms but with wonderful healthy thighs) with pretty face always smiling

No 7 on point. Once u can do dat i blieve others won't b a problem and moreover she wud maintain her youthfulness and youngness for a long time with smiling. Hmmm!! Wudn't want sthing dat just looking at her face irritates cos i wud want to drill my wife with the urge with which i met her at 20s at her age of 40s

make dem no do this thing make dem scrap NYSC. Dat alawi must enter my belle dis yr. But i still wonder y we are still pretending this our all in one formation called Naija. Make pple from North(like boko) voice out say dem want make we separate, na wetin we need. Make dem separate from us practise their religion to their satisfaction na. See where parasit dey complain say blood wey en dey suck dey do am somehow for body, leave host stay alone en no go gree. Sometimes i go look these pple finish en go de do me make i resurrect dat their muhammed ask am questions.





Wait ooo. Na dis religion of peace i hear say one of dem for syria open soldier chest eat him heart raw abi na one wey dey like am ? Really showing their nature

It is a thing that transcends beyond our physical world. When u engage in kissing, u somehow lose ur senses which means it is purely a thing of mind. U wudn't kiss for a long time shud u open ur eyes cos d commitment won't b there.













NB. Only lovers engage in such kissing that makes one close eyes involuntarily

Hollar94: Just need a humble guy dat stay @Alimosho LGA and its environs.
BBM:313F1D0E
2go:Olaeskay
WhatsApp:08149345608

As u de give out info like dis, make sure say u no get enemies( potential real enemies) here. Pple wey no go trace u locate u. I'll advice if u need a girl just go to close campuses around u,make advances, surely 1 must yield out of hundred. Unless na e friendship u want .




For me i'm looking for a girl that her NL e-relationship has bored d hell outta her head. Unto chancing way, shud it need fighting with ur ex to be. I will do dat

PDPwayoo: Very brilliant post. U r a man of wisdom.

Not against ur commendation but u sounded as someone gaining courage and consolation from that comment. Just saying, no odd feelings

jessyrichy: what a wicked mother

Don't think she deserves d title mother. To b a Mother ain't just all about bringing a tiny tot into the world. Think she shud go by the title bearer

SniperInADiaper: Unfortunately.. Hes not lying.. See his pic:

yeah and also on guard( i mean wearing his CD) against any trap like STD,AIDS etc which that sweet thing fit come with

Decryptor: And who told you that? Women have a master-code that makes them easy to handle. The code is A.L.P.H.A-M.A.L.E. It's what i deploy on my girls and it's still working.

My dear,u are a flirt not a lover

Ringing tone --- small girl u don't know the thing,i'm teaching u the thing and u are playing with the thing.

Detects of our world do not allow for absolutes. So no principle assures perfect relationship. Women are not programmed and can't work as if programmed.

[quote author=babe_online]

nice one Ogugua![/quote]See'em. Na d same people.

confusion247: Call him whatsoever you like, but the truth is ......Prof Soyinka have revealed the truth to those who doesn't know about it. People like you will never accept it because kunu have taken over the position kept for your brain in that empty skull of yours.

Gbam. Knowledge in its simplicity

with all these atrocities,he still wants to rule. On what criteria ? Do they see Nigeria as where anything goes ? I for say thunder fire am but if i talk am now dem go ban me but make i no wrte say thunder fire am where ever he may be

slimjoe007: I found myself thinking about you
today. Wondering where you are, what
you’re thinking and doing. It hurts a
little not to be with you, but I can live
with that for now, knowing that we’ll
spend the rest of our lives together. I’m
writing this letter to help you
understand what I’ve been thinking
about and why. I probably don’t know
all the right things to say, but my
feelings and words are from the heart.
Actually I find myself thinking about
you more and more. The very idea of
you provides a much needed break
from the pressures of dating,
relationships and life. In the midst of it
all – the thought of you calms and
refreshes me – makes me smile, in spite
of my situation and surroundings.
I know it sounds crazy, but I picture you
– your smile, the way you pull your hair
behind your ear, your wonderful laugh,
even when my jokes aren’t funny. I
can’t help but wonder what our children
will look like.
I’ve gone out with other girls, but
something always seems to be missing.
I go out and have fun but the idea of
you and our future together is always in
my thoughts. It keeps me focused and
on track, aware of who I am and what’s
important.
And loving you, without ever having
met you, makes me want to be
deserving of your love. So I wait for you
– in mind, body, and soul.
I don’t usually talk or write like this, but
my mind and heart are racing with
anticipation. Because I love you,
because I know you’re out there.
Because the very thought of you makes
my pulse race, my palms sweat, my
stomach flip like I’m on a roller coaster.
And what better way to show that I’ve
always loved you than to save myself
for you – completely. And I hope that
you’re doing the same.
I know waiting isn’t easy. We’re taught
to expect instant gratification. We’re
told we shouldn’t have to wait – for
anything. Too often we act on feelings
or impulses, sacrificing the future by
buying into the lie that sex equals love,
leaving little room for commitment or
marriage. But that’s not love and that’s
not why I’m thinking about and waiting
for you.
I’m waiting for you because I love you
unconditionally. And I need you to know
that what matters to me is not where
you’ve been or what you’ve done, but
where you’re going. Maybe you didn’t
know I existed. Or you thought that
we’d found each other, only to realize
later that what you discovered wasn’t
true love. Real love is so different from
infatuation or simple pleasure. It isn’t
abusive or selfish or purely physical.
Real love involves mutual respect,
affection, trust, equality, and a shared
spirituality. Real love doesn’t revolve
around sex! Real love grows into a
relationship where sexual intimacy will
only serve to express that love –
marriage.
I talked with a friend the other day
about chastity – modesty and purity in
our thoughts, words, the way we dress
and act – how it’s a building block for a
perfect love that casts out all fear. And
sex before marriage brings many fears
– pregnancy, STDs, the emotional scars
associated with broken relationships.
So, in the search for perfect love, it only
makes sense to practice chastity and
wait until you’re married to give
yourself to the person you love. And ---
OUR marriage will bring with it the
promise of forever. We will give
ourselves to one another completely,
become best friends – soul mates. So
even though we may be apart right
now, by living chastely for each other in
the present we can build our future
together.
Have you ever been in the middle of
doing something when you stop to
think, “This would be perfect if….?”
Those words come to mind often – for
example, on a Fall day, with leaves
covering the ground and crisp, cool
breezes blowing, and I think, “This
would be perfect if…. She were here.”
The thought that someday you will be
here comforts me.
And… I want that same thought to
comfort you. Whether you realize it or
not, I’ve been there in your thoughts,
that shiver or the goose bumps you get
every once in a while – in the long
daydream or a lingering glance. You
don’t have to wonder anymore, because
I’m real, I love you and I am waiting for
you – in every way. And now that you
know I’m here, I hope you’ll do the
same. Whenever you feel scared,
unsure, or pressured to give a part of
yourself away, read this letter. Think
about us and how perfect it will be
when we are together.
You may have been waiting and looking
for me all the while. You may be
starting today. Either way, we’ll know
when we’ve found each other; we’ll be
together for the rest of our lives and the
wait will have been worthwhile.
All My Love,
Your Future Husband

To my unknown special wife out there

slimjoe007: I found myself thinking about you
today. Wondering where you are, what
you’re thinking and doing. It hurts a
little not to be with you, but I can live
with that for now, knowing that we’ll
spend the rest of our lives together. I’m
writing this letter to help you
understand what I’ve been thinking
about and why. I probably don’t know
all the right things to say, but my
feelings and words are from the heart.
Actually I find myself thinking about
you more and more. The very idea of
you provides a much needed break
from the pressures of dating,
relationships and life. In the midst of it
all – the thought of you calms and
refreshes me – makes me smile, in spite
of my situation and surroundings.
I know it sounds crazy, but I picture you
– your smile, the way you pull your hair
behind your ear, your wonderful laugh,
even when my jokes aren’t funny. I
can’t help but wonder what our children
will look like.
I’ve gone out with other girls, but
something always seems to be missing.
I go out and have fun but the idea of
you and our future together is always in
my thoughts. It keeps me focused and
on track, aware of who I am and what’s
important.
And loving you, without ever having
met you, makes me want to be
deserving of your love. So I wait for you
– in mind, body, and soul.
I don’t usually talk or write like this, but
my mind and heart are racing with
anticipation. Because I love you,
because I know you’re out there.
Because the very thought of you makes
my pulse race, my palms sweat, my
stomach flip like I’m on a roller coaster.
And what better way to show that I’ve
always loved you than to save myself
for you – completely. And I hope that
you’re doing the same.
I know waiting isn’t easy. We’re taught
to expect instant gratification. We’re
told we shouldn’t have to wait – for
anything. Too often we act on feelings
or impulses, sacrificing the future by
buying into the lie that sex equals love,
leaving little room for commitment or
marriage. But that’s not love and that’s
not why I’m thinking about and waiting
for you.
I’m waiting for you because I love you
unconditionally. And I need you to know
that what matters to me is not where
you’ve been or what you’ve done, but
where you’re going. Maybe you didn’t
know I existed. Or you thought that
we’d found each other, only to realize
later that what you discovered wasn’t
true love. Real love is so different from
infatuation or simple pleasure. It isn’t
abusive or selfish or purely physical.
Real love involves mutual respect,
affection, trust, equality, and a shared
spirituality. Real love doesn’t revolve
around sex! Real love grows into a
relationship where sexual intimacy will
only serve to express that love –
marriage.
I talked with a friend the other day
about chastity – modesty and purity in
our thoughts, words, the way we dress
and act – how it’s a building block for a
perfect love that casts out all fear. And
sex before marriage brings many fears
– pregnancy, STDs, the emotional scars
associated with broken relationships.
So, in the search for perfect love, it only
makes sense to practice chastity and
wait until you’re married to give
yourself to the person you love. And ---
OUR marriage will bring with it the
promise of forever. We will give
ourselves to one another completely,
become best friends – soul mates. So
even though we may be apart right
now, by living chastely for each other in
the present we can build our future
together.
Have you ever been in the middle of
doing something when you stop to
think, “This would be perfect if….?”
Those words come to mind often – for
example, on a Fall day, with leaves
covering the ground and crisp, cool
breezes blowing, and I think, “This
would be perfect if…. She were here.”
The thought that someday you will be
here comforts me.
And… I want that same thought to
comfort you. Whether you realize it or
not, I’ve been there in your thoughts,
that shiver or the goose bumps you get
every once in a while – in the long
daydream or a lingering glance. You
don’t have to wonder anymore, because
I’m real, I love you and I am waiting for
you – in every way. And now that you
know I’m here, I hope you’ll do the
same. Whenever you feel scared,
unsure, or pressured to give a part of
yourself away, read this letter. Think
about us and how perfect it will be
when we are together.
You may have been waiting and looking
for me all the while. You may be
starting today. Either way, we’ll know
when we’ve found each other; we’ll be
together for the rest of our lives and the
wait will have been worthwhile.
All My Love,
Your Future Husband

To my unknown special wife out there

Sensing a pro TA Orji here. Pls go and find something doing and stop ur ranting

May the souls of d departed through the mercy of God rest in peace