₦airaland Forum

GodPunishBiafra:
Chai!

So, no hope for ipob pigs?

Won't they die of marginalisation and starvation?

Bastard.

Na so..

His Mum was a member of our church, Lifegate parish Redeem Christian church of God at Alausa, she gave the testimony a week before the show was aired on TV..he was really brilliant and cool headed..missed WWTBM.

Mtcheeew nonsense...

proeast:
According to the UNICEF, government should only locate hotspots for lockdown and not just everywhere. Therefore, based on that, Nigeria should put the following places in total and indefinite lockdown: Lagos, Kano, Oyo, Ogun, Katsina, Borno, Osun, Kaduna, and FCT.

The SE governors must expedite action now, our northern and Western borders must be under strict supervision 24/7 now! States like Anambra, Enugu and Ebonyi must take extra precautionary measures to ensure that people are stopped from coming into the SE from these epicenters.

The SE must increase its testing capacity while closing our borders to ensure that our success so far is not frittered away.

U b mumu, they said lockdown is not an effective method to curb covid 19, and that other means shld be discovered and implemented..u are still saying nonsense, did u read it backwards??

President Buhari appoints new chief of staff after the death of late Abba Kyari..
Pls move to fp

Dumb country...suspected covid 19 patient nonsense, there are 1 million things that could have killed her not covid 19.

NigPatriot:
Sooner or later, the world will adjust to living with this virus. Place severe modalities. Lockdown isn't a strategy, and it's not sustainable.

Thank u...is lockdown a strategy Is it sustainable Instead of them to find ways to adjust and find possible ways to control it, they r busy shouting lockdown.

The only thing dey knw is lock down...too dull to think of innovating ways to curb dis menace, other countries are easing the lockdown and providing palliatives and finding ways to curb covid 19. Here all they knw is threatening with lockdown...stupooood people.

People go suffer ooo...we shld learn to live with the virus, adapt and manage it until the vaccine is made...lockdown and restriction is not the solution, things is hard already

AtikuNetwork:
I stand with my party reps on this. With the deaths and increasing cases, Buhari should swallow his pride and rescind the easing of lockdown directive. Buhari and APC should be held responsible for the deaths that occur as a result of COVID-19 after the lockdown is lifted.

Ya mad, did they force u to go outside

Knack am something

Waterypussy2:
Nigeria can't take care of its citizens. All the politicians care about is to share the money among themselves. Now tell me why corona virus won't deal with them first hand. This country is just evil

Evil nation...filled with evil system and people... Tufia..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

No message like that on my empty hen.

But i noticed say when i send message this afternoon on my Airtel line
Them nor deduct the normal four naira

Empty hen are like devil when they give with one hand then they collect back with double

hand

Lol EMPTY HEN

Roon9:
Day 1 of lockdown: Transformer don blow

Lol..chai....corobaby at wrk

[quote author=Malawian post=87972786]Was it 1999 or 2,000 when I carried this babe in my 505 jalopy. Me and my guys wey dey home video industy been go track one producer come jam am there. She go waylay the producer wey no gree pay am after she don act film. The producer wife dey house o. She been dey hala say her Toto no be for everybody. Funny morning.[/quote

Nah corona virus remain for that ur stinky mouth to get...

MrPRevailer:
After the Rapture of the Saints, there will be hardly food supply, no good drinking water, extremely scorching sun, and other things that will make your life miserable.

Ok

englishmart:
That's an indirect message to Nollywood producers. She's telling them she's still around o, shey una see how easy it is for me cry? I'm still talented,you know?

Nonsense talk...she is still very relevant, still acting and showcasing her talent...fuvk off

Hehehehe Amaka disappoint them...

Its OK..we tank GOD.

chozzy:
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Ogun governor is even closing international borders ?
Lol ... this Buhari is a shithole, I swear.

When we tell zombies that Abba Kyari is the de facto president of Nigeria and that Buhari is just a piece of Mannequin decorating
the Villa, they argue.

Since Kyari was quarantined for Covid 19, nothing seems to be happening in the villa again. No one is giving orders.
Buhari is senile, lifeless and only used in the Villa for photoshoot.

Every governor is now a president and commander-in-Chief of his state.

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A wise man has spoken well.

Coro causing confusion ...

BREYZ:
WhatsApp.
I fuvked the hell out of her then I let her go, she was still trying to keep in touch but I had to change my sim card.

U sure u fvcked the hell? Cos u might be thinking u did and the lady thought she was just been fingered..not my biz though, come where my brush dey nah??

Na so u better think it well...no just rush and join man u...think it properly.

Correct score zero zero

XOGBADO:
Yar'Adua would have set Nigeria on the right track if only he had lived long enough. But the question is this; would you have been a better first lady?

Its too early for foolishness nah..

Pls I asked for an estate account to be opened for my late mum fixed deposit, I filled all the forms required and provided all the documents including the long awaited letter of administration. Its been four days nw and the account has not been opened, please bankers in the house and well informed bank users, how long does it take Gtbank to create an estate account Cos am really confused, waited 3 years to get LOA and the bank is making me wait again...its uncalled for please I need answers urgently before I loose my mind.

Deepfeel:
Hmm I can see you are suffering from an illness? Mental illness?

I understand what you are passing through my friend, you know what?
Get off nairaland head straight to where you kept your drugs and take them


I will be praying for

Foolish donkey claiming bible scholar, spreading lies and false theology, ur judgement is coming..

Deepfeel:
You are a fool , from Adam to Noah to Abraham to moses to Jesus is 4 thousand years according to the bible, and from Jesus till date is 2020 yrs add them up that's 6'020 years so according to the bible the world is 6'020 years you slowpoke

Shut up u fool and stop saying nonsense.... Talking trash up and down...close that borehole u call mouth...nonsense... Calculating ur foolishness.

Deepfeel:
My friend shut up, if you are a christian and you are good with numbers , you will calculate from the day God created this world written in the bible till date is around 4 to 6 thousand years ago

See dis camel, abeg show me the date written on the bible that God created this earth....

YorubaKinging:
Some foolish aethist always try to make Yoruba people feel stupid for believing in God
But too stupid to talk for thier scientific oyinbos lies
1billion kor
The Earth age from when Adam was casted out is between 6000 to 7000 old

Self deception

Deepfeel:
Thought Christians say the world was created 6'000 yrs ago

U b fool...which christian tell u that one Is it written in the bible??