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ruggedtimi:
Hmm Boko Haram iN disguise

you said my mind .

WilliamsNedd:
nice one


Make 5k daily directly to your bank account just by using your facebook account for ads sharing. Follow the link on my signature.

This is how you hack into ones account and use it for for your yahoo yahoo work....nobody should try this oo. if you try ham your Facebook go lost.

indomie generation here won't know him.."you know master like ham for green onions"…..the movie starring Regina and gentle jack(VUGA) back then..

Erigga all the way...the real king of the street....

Igbaba2:
see tattoo every, pls., how is dis one passing moral lessons to our generation? may God help us.

so tattoo na bad thing abi ??..receive sense

I was Expecting a tribute song from him for the close friends he lost recently but na this rubbish e fit bring.......

I Expecting a tribute song from him for the close friends he lost recently but na this rubbish e fit bring.......

The end is near..

michael142:
Iyanya when be Scorpio how he won take dey under don jazzy. I said it back then that sagittarius and Scorpio are cat and rat but una think say na joke. Wise people flee from Scorpio men and women. Scorpio people and devil na the same. I hate them all

what is this one saying

Safiaa:
I just think the question is too broad, bland and boring. 3 b's. It gives me interview vibes where i feel like i need to sell myself to you by force. Its not forcefully done, i should willingly want to tell you about myself. They're so many ways to get to know someone, that once you ask me that question, i'm mentally drawn out of the conversation. Men love the chase, the thrill of getting to know a mysterious lady but i personally feel they should be creative about it. Set yourself apart from all the typical and boring questions that every guy asks, you may be more successful. Just saying

will that make you not to cheat on him??

benedictjohn:
lost interest as it isn't Explorer

as if you are in my mind.explorer na baba

zionmde:
FLEE FORNICATION. 5Mins enjoyment can bring a lot of sorrows

don't tell me you are a 5 minute guy

am here

will miss u sire

Hello nairalanders. Am a fresh graduate from the Federal University of Benin ( Bsc Ed).Am awaiting NYSC But before then I need something Doing. Am in need of any job that can earn me some cash bfor service. I currently based in Delta state. Am hardworking, honest and respectful... pls help a brother out..tnx God bless
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Hello nairalanders. Am a fresh graduate from the Federal University of Benin ( Bsc Ed).Am awaiting NYSC But before then I need something Doing. Am in need of any job that can earn me some cash bfor service. I currently based in Delta state. Am hardworking, honest and respectful... pls help a brother out..tnx God bless
09038358498

Hello nairalanders. Am a fresh graduate from the Federal University of Benin ( Bsc Ed).Am awaiting NYSC But before then I need something Doing. Am in need of any job that can earn me some cash bfor service. I currently based in Delta state. Am hardworking, honest and respectful... pls help a brother out..tnx God bless.
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ekensi01:
The op didnt include that story.

Take the pic below and goto hell.

you are the biggest fo*Ol I have seen in my whole life.this is how u assume stupidly without no conscience for humanity

Airtimex:
This bbn stuff is actually making people mad



-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home without a dime.
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money. They also were busy recharging their DSTV subscription so that they won't miss an action.
If you know you watched Big Brother Nigeria from Beginning til now, place your right hand on your nairaland screen and repeat the prayer bellow:
#PrayerPoint
My father, My Father!!
Anywhere they have tied my sense!!
On top of coconut tree!!
Inside lagoon!!
Round a Banana Tree!!
Round a Plantain Tree!!
I release it by fire now!!
My Fada!! My Fada!!
Anywhere the Devil is playing snooker with My head!!
Playing Ludo with my brain!!
Playing Ncho with My Brain!!
Playing draft with my brain!!
I receive sense!!
Oya begin to pray....copied...

The moment u start typing this trash u have indirectly pay them.because you u use your Mb to post this msg.so u need the prayer as well.ode

[quote author=Zoharariel post=51825337]Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday.

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo.

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death.

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse.

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars?

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo.

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you.

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name.

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan?

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii!


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again. [/quote watch ur words brother..God knows best.

See ham with him peeled lip....guy u use him brush,abi u baff for with crude oil?ekpa na

ucsparks:
cc: Lalasticlala and snake

must u mention Lala in every thread that concerns snakes?pls wise up jare

Back then in jss2.was caught with a dry gin(chelsea) by my maths because my mouth was woozing badly when he ask me a question, d guy quickly code come search my bag, behold a bottle of dry gin. Straight to principle office, principal handle me give him wife nai d woman carry me direct to her poultry farm inside the sch.omo com see cleaning that day, dose fowl excrete big likr dog own and her instructions is mak dis place clean and shining like the sky.it took me all day(from 8am to 6pm).but there egg miss that day as compensation to my hard Labour

i like ur way guy.....u sharp die

am begining to like this man.....hitting the nail on the head.

nice write up