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InvestmentRe: Stock Market Lost N1.732tn In One Year Under Buhari by pembisco(m): 8:48am On May 31, 2016
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Artistes Without A Hit Song by pembisco(m): 12:14pm On May 28, 2016
There's a Non significant and negative correlation between ur tittle and the content
CelebritiesRe: See What Linda Ikeji Posted And See The Epic Reply A Fan Gave Her by pembisco(m): 10:42am On May 28, 2016
Dannidom:
Envy go kill some people sha


But the statement is not incorrect na just that its now outdated but corpse was once used for both dead and living things
Don't mind them haters. archaic defination could mean living or death
CelebritiesRe: Updates...More pics From Toolz Oniru-demuren's Wedding In Dubai by pembisco(m): 10:31am On May 28, 2016
heavykenny:
That's serious o... cheesy
I tell ya
CelebritiesRe: Updates...More pics From Toolz Oniru-demuren's Wedding In Dubai by pembisco(m): 10:08am On May 28, 2016
evry thing is now oyibo trigered.



ladies and raising legs like imbeciles when taking photos is the order of the day. I placed 2k bet with ma frend recently just for her to stand straight and not bend her leg while I snap just a shot, this girl couldn't and that's how she lost the chance to become 2k richer.
PoliticsRe: Francis Adigun, Soldier Killed During Chibok Girls Rescue(pic by pembisco(m): 1:05pm On May 22, 2016
THE MIRACLE OF CHIBOK

Analysis Number 1.
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Girl's Age = 15

Nigeria's educational system = 6 3 3 4

Date of abduction = 2014 (2 years ago)

Age at abduction = 15 - 2 = 13

Girl's class at abduction = SS3 (©Chibok girls taking SSCE physics)

So, a 13 year old girl who cannot speak English was taking physics at Chibok secondary school mbok?

6yrs primary school + 6yrs Secondary school = 12 years. This implies our miracle Chibok babe entered primary school at age 1, yet can't speak English! If this lack of knowledge of English made her repeat any class in this trajectory of divine educational trajectory, that means the bigger miracle that she started school in the womb!

I love the way APC and Buhari are insulting the intelligence of Nigerians in 'wetin una go do' style. Una never see something!



Analysis Number 2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So Amina Ali was Abducted 2 years ago at the age of 15 bearing one name, now she has returned at 19 with a 15 month old baby
bearing two different names? God forgive my
curiosity!

Is 15+2 no longer 17?

15 months + 9 months = 24 months ( Two years) and these girls were kidnapped in April, 2014 and we are in May 2016.

Does it mean Amina was pregnant before her abduction?

If YES, was she seeing the Boko Haram man they are referring to as her husband before her abduction?

Nigeria is the real Game of thrones!....
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CelebritiesRe: Who Wore It Better-genevieve Nnaji And Lola Rae by pembisco(m): 6:30pm On May 19, 2016
Genie ofcos, her shoes and complexion
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Kept Lady's Lost Phone Safe Till She Called And Returned It by pembisco(m): 12:58pm On May 19, 2016
little things the swift ladies away...
Jokes EtcRe: When You Sai Baba! Inside The Church by pembisco(m): 12:19pm On May 19, 2016
Jokes like this can never be done with my neighbouring religion else innocent blood be shed. Proudly Christian
CelebritiesRe: Tania Omotayo Tours London & Paris (photos) by pembisco(m): 11:27am On May 19, 2016
rokiatu:
See fine girl....wiz kid fu....cked up Sha.
your dp....looks like you were stylishly tryna stop that "awful smell" from the a$$
CareerRe: Male Nigerian Nurse: Proud Of His Profession by pembisco(m): 11:11pm On May 17, 2016
olrotimi:
My guy @op, I admire your openness buh hey ur making the same basic mistake the general public makes when they call you a Dr.
And that mistake is the make believe that we have 'relatively same knowledge' about patients, medicine and whatever.
That we work as a team doesn't necessarily equate us.
It's humbling enough that we don't make much noise about the ignorance of the public, that's cos we believe 'class' would always show over wannabes.
Which one is class and wannabes again? guy you need to grow up and overcome this nigerian doctor's mentality that believe every professional in the hospital aside doctor wanted to study medicine. I've seen so many that passionately applied for the various professions in the university, studied hard and are proud of what they are today. so please spare us this uncalled show of arrogance
RomanceRe: <<< ILLEGAL CONTENT REMOVED!!! >>> by pembisco(m): 6:25pm On May 17, 2016
Ramon92:
And the first thing whoever saw that did was to take pictures... What a funny mentality.. sad sad
so what do you expect the person to do first? separate them? beat them? all these can come after taking there pictures nah. Besides, many wouldn't have agreed without this proof
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Korede Bello Inside Studio (see Here) by pembisco(m): 12:02pm On May 14, 2016
tiwa, is this not the same outfit u wore after meeting with forte oil in the other thread? ok ooo
Car TalkRe: Photos Of The Longest Car In The World... Having A Swimming Pool, Helipad & More by pembisco(m): 9:08pm On May 12, 2016
shocked
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Blasts Ynaija For Calling Him A "Copycat" by pembisco(m): 9:46pm On May 09, 2016
chai! e painam
HealthRe: Policeman Suffering From Epilepsy Slumps From His Bike In Yaba, Lagos.See Photos by pembisco(m): 10:27am On May 08, 2016
Ajewealth123:
you can't render help to an epileptic patient during seizure .its contagious
epilepsy is not contagious bro.
BTW, it's very difficult to diagnose epilepsy as some myt think.
RomanceRe: Woman Spotted Urinating On Bridge In Broad Daylight by pembisco(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2016
cheesy
PoliticsRe: EFCC: For 4yrs After Leaving Office As Gov, Saraki Received Monthly Salaries.. by pembisco(m): 7:54am On Apr 07, 2016
walex2:
. You are the real illiterate why does the salary stopped when he became the senate president in august last yr if it were to be salary for life as you claim?
just go and educate your self more on this, it's not pension as some of u claimed.
PoliticsRe: EFCC: For 4yrs After Leaving Office As Gov, Saraki Received Monthly Salaries.. by pembisco(m): 5:02pm On Apr 06, 2016
so many illitrates here, so many guys don't know that an ex governor is entitled to salary for life (allowances exlcuded) including security. shm. Among others entitled to such are ex presidents, military generals, high court judges etc infact, sarakis own is the least I've known so far, some ex governors receive about a million monthly.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Panel Reveals When Jonathan Can Be Probed by pembisco(m): 11:39am On Mar 28, 2016
midolian:
i kinda agree with these lawyers angry

We entrusted our tubers of yam into your hands buh you couldn't keep them safe because you were so lost into drinking..now, we have found our yams in some goats belly and you expect us to leave you? Where were you when they were feeding fat with our yams? undecided
dulardhino should also be probed for the cbn scam under his watch. nonsense
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Drops Further To 2,035.20MW by pembisco(m): 4:27pm On Mar 27, 2016
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CrimeRe: Woman burns 13-year-old maid with hot iron (Pictures) by pembisco(m): 10:25am On Mar 25, 2016
for the maid to burn herself out of shock as the woman claimed sef speaks volume...she must have been too hard on the maid
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Shadow Is Having More Fun Than You (picture) by pembisco(m): 9:53pm On Feb 03, 2016
cheesy
RomanceRe: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by pembisco(m): 6:26pm On Jan 16, 2016
jopretty:
Get one of her friends you trust to do that for you. The idea is that friend would ask her to accompany her to the market to get some stuffs. On getting there, the friend should cook up a story about wanting to get neck, wrist or whatever chain and off they go to that section and while checking for that, the friend should pick up any engagement ring to try on and also ask your girl to do same. And viola! you'll get the answer you seek. Thank me later when it works out that way. kiss
I think this is what I'll exactly do when my time comes cos I have a similar situation like the op. thanks
HealthRe: Agony Of Health Interns By Dr Kene (mbbs) by pembisco(m): 1:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
nervorum:
Dr Kene.welcome.this is the sad reality that greets you when you become a doctor.
Its even worse for the non-health people.
The system is a joke, whether PDP- or APC-led

Dust your diploma and license and begin to look across the shore where though there is corruption, they are sane enough to take health care and health personnel seriously..don't believe the 'e go better gospel'
guy, which one is non health people? is there anything like that?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia’s New Mega-missile Stuns The Globe by pembisco(m): 12:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
Shymm3x:
That's why we need a bi-polar (multi-polar) world where one country won't have absolute powers. The US had its time after the collapse of the Soviet Union. What did it do? It destroyed world peace with bombs while masking it with humanitarian intervention. It also created all the Muslim fundamentalists inconjuction with Saudi Arabia and Qatar to make our lives miserable with war mongering. Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, and now Syria with tens of millions dead and utter destruction everywhere. Some of these country will never recover from the utter destruction the US dealt on them. Evidently, if a next country is willing to come from the other side to put an end to the madness and create an atmosphere where vulnerable countries would be given cover from US' utter destruction and death squads under the banner of Jihadists - you just have to laud it. The whole world is behind Russia (based on public opinions) - from the UK (even the overwhelming majority of right-wing nutters), to Germany, to France, to Australia, to New Zealand, to Romania, to Czech, to Africa etc.. So he's the saviour from US' madness till proven otherwise. For how long are we going to be hiding from CIA created Islamists with people disturbing our lives with unnecessary surveillance and harassment at airport over false-flag?

Lmao! What NATO? I've never seen NATO deploy the Tomahawk missiles from over 1,000 miles. Just as the US has Patriot missiles, but we know the s300 is far superior to it. Ditto one-minute man vs. Topol. Please, don't compare a paper-tiger with the real deal. Yes, NATO has a far wider reach with quantity but Russia provides quality. grin

Well, I've never called Daily Beast a CIA mouthpiece. Matter of fact, I reference Daily Beast more often than any other US publication. Don't twist my words.

Anyway, how are ya Jihadist friends? I heard they're running for their lives now. grin
Great analysis




Though I hv no idea what we are talking bout here
CelebritiesRe: Oh Dear: Meet The Boy Who Grows Eight Times Faster Than Normal [PHOTOS] by pembisco(m): 4:19pm On Oct 09, 2015
Stale news
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Nabs Fake General Alleged To Be Boko Haram Sponsor (Photo) by pembisco(m): 4:13pm On Oct 06, 2015
By their names you shall know them.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: We Have No Plans To Charge Former Oil Minister Alison Madueke - UK by pembisco(m): 7:35pm On Oct 05, 2015
cheesy b4 nko. The slaves wont be happy about dis news
CelebritiesRe: Mum Epic Letter To Her 13 Year Old Wayward Son (photo) by pembisco(m): 7:07pm On Sep 18, 2015
Awesome
PoliticsRe: Lives Of Former Governors After Office by pembisco(m): 12:57pm On Aug 31, 2015
lekjons:
B
Booooobs
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Passionately Kisses Burna Boy In New Photo by pembisco(m): 10:41am On Aug 31, 2015
cheesy sharp girl. she take style cover face incase the tin go sour someday, she can easily deny say no be she de di pishor

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