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jamace: Alkapino don take cover. He has been decrypted by the Decryptor

Lol

Decryptor: The perpetrator of the act has been discovered. He is now wanted by the JTF. This is his picture below... Anyone who has useful information should contact the nearest Police station for his immediate arrest. NOTE: The suspect is not armed and not considered dangerous. Just a slap on his face will bring him down for you to overpower him

Lol. The Albino?

front PAGE!

Alkapino: NO BE BOKOHARAMS OO. Na them mumu xtians wan to burn themselvs.

wetin Albino come find here?

XFive: r u high on weed or sometin? wetin concern Enyimba or Bacelona

I knw for sure that some of arsenal fanz go attack me buh am capable to handle u guys! Fabregas ended a trophiles years in Arsenal the month he joined Barca, the same thing wil hapen to Song, he needs trophies if hes gud as they say (for me hav not seen it yet) then he'l get more playing time, thumb up Van Persie,for ur decision, the guy needs trophy!!! So song join the train and go to Camp Nou, thatz wer ur destiny lies. *advicing from Stamford Bridge*

Jarus: He should not go and sit out his fledging career in Barca. He should remain in Arsenal. Yaya Toure couldn't make Barca first team and was shipped to England where he reviived his career. Song shouldn't go

meaning? He need trophies not just playing bro. Go and advice ur brother in enyimba.

topeorekoy: Psquare's mother's burial taking place in Anambra state.

totz ther from BAUCHI

May God give them anoda good adviser!

CHESSBOARD: Pls i started this thread ,i will like to close it, but expect part two when some Nlers have gotten themselves good jobs

Closing overule!

nikkyshyne: Joyfulness.
Solace.
Love.
Contentment...

did they say 4? Hmmm!

then beijing was better!

Yawning!

yawning!

Odunu na primarySchool Teacher! She almost ban me 4 life!

ambrosini593: Below is the picture of Ini Edo when was about 2-year old. She released on twitter. Isn't she lovely?

[img]http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg616/scaled.php?tn=0&server=616&filename=f05gh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640[/img]

http://yfrog.com/h4f05ghj

Lovely gals always comes from south, and Akwa ibom for that! She's lovely

[quote author=edogram.]@seun, i got banned 2009 by auto robot for no reason, i didn't do anything wrong, all attemt to resolve this with the mod to unbanned it ASAP failed. After i setup this acct. Till date that acct is still unbanned not able to post comment after 3years now. Meaning the acct has served six(3yrs) years jail term injustly. My suggestion now is Ban id should be a period of time not forever. Can't this be fix? Is there anybody else who feel this way? Maybe we can start a protest for seun to chenge this rule to 1 or 2month ban not forever.[/quote]Eeeeeya! Sorrry ooooh.

Dygeasy: gimme ur email

u wont kill me wit lafffffffff!

booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....!

Moderator, front page pls! This is a very nice joke!

I have been receiving mails with similar format, i believe you guys do get similar stuff, lets hear from you how did it went TO get such money, for me i believe its SPAM

Hello Dear
I am more than happy to came across your profile on (www.facebook.com ) which I have very strongly spirit to tell you all about me with trust,and Here is my email
(A******d1@yahoo.com) so i will like you to
contact me direct to my Email Box Address OK ,
How was your day? My name is Miss Am******,
I'm from Post Sudan, 24 years, 5.4ft tall, fair complexion, (never married) and currently residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar, Senegal, because of the civil war
that was fought in my country, I love reading, and stain and how visiting parks and gardens to be close to nature. I love children too much and like to have many children when I get married. Please listen to this important information about me, my father the late Dr, Desmond kaine, who was CEO of
(ELLISON TECHNICAL INDUSTRIAL Company plc), Port Sudan, Sudan. During the war, the rebel loyal to one of the greedy business associate of my father eventually
attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood. Is it just me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to this country Senegal with the help of UN army where I live now in the missionary, headed by a Reverend Father,I
explained my situation to him, He gave me an assets to his computer twice a day and he also released his telephone number in case you want to speak with me.This is Rev father Raymond Andy telephone number
00221*****798 When you call tell him that you want to speak with Miss.Am**** and he will surelysent for me from the female hostel to answer your call

Please try to understand that i don't have any source of income here to make call and bear with me also I have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me, I will send to you latter,
because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in the banks that he used my name as the next of kin the amount in question is ($ 3.6 million U.S. dollars) ( ) and I have informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to
look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country.
As a refugee here I do not have any right or privilege to any thing about the money or whatever because it is against the law of this country, and I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before
the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation took place, so I will like you to help me transfer this money into your account and from it you can send some
money for me to get my travel documents and air ticket to come and meet with you. I kept this secret from people in the camp here the only
person who knows is the Reverend father Raymond Andy who is incharge of our missionary in the field here
because it's like a father to me. So in light of the above i will like you to keep it to yourself and do not tell anyone because I am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know. and remember that I am giving all
this information because of the trust i deposed on you, I like honest and understanding, and i'm a girl of vision, truth and hardworking, our main language is French but English is my favorite,. Below is the address where l am
staying in case if needed. My Full Name: A*****a k***e

Camp Address United Nation
Plot 1275 Senghor lane,Female Hostel No16
Our Church Name;(Christ the king Churches)
Reverend Name: Rev Raymond Andy
Dakar Senegal, +221 Country,Senegal
Rev Father Telephone +221-77*****6-798
Please l will also like you to urgently reply back to me with all your full contact details and information such as Your full Name................Your Home & Office
Address,..........................Your reachable Telephone Number .....................& Your resent
Picture, .................................... On reply of this email I w ill i forward to you all the
contact of the Bank where this Money is deposited by
my late father and for you to make contact with them and ask them the possibility of releasing the money to
your account in your country and which i will inform them to start up the action as soon as i receive the above requested information's from you, i am looking
forward to read from you God Bless you and your
family!
Yours in love
miss A*****a

Odunnu: If you have nothing to say, Pendusky, get ur arse out here in peace.
What is your experience with the education section of NL? Do you have anything with VNTI? Lets hear you.

Lol, i heard u be headmistres in NL primary skul

deleo16: Nov 2012 batch 2012 please your comment and review is welcome here,please drop your comment here ahead of november.

Can we hav those who voted yes in the poll? They must be Boko Haram members!

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Goor punish her and her husband. Dnt give a ftuck.[/quote] sure ure saying that from ur sick bed, and ther waxing stronger in ASO ROCK!

[quote author=ANY-PEN ]For your book to make any meaning, you've got to change the title to "GRASS to GRAVE"[/quote]Am sure uve prepared ur rope to hang ur self. if u dont like her acomplishment, TAKE A MAP, GET A CAR AND DRIVE URSELF TO HELL!

Nice!

wandeay: Appointed Perm. Sec, appointed first lady of africa, perfoming the illegal duty of Nigeria's first lady, still, she wants first lady post to be constitutional, na only her dey? How she wan cope with gbagaun? Am sure she's no a house wife

3 more apointment stil to come, no be only her dey, buh to show you the power of Uncommon Favour. Highly criticised 1st Lady becoming Highly Recognised Lady! Am sure her haters wil go and hug a transformer!!! Dame Patience! God is ur muscles!

Am writing a book with a view point from dame Patience Jonathan, Grass to Grace! GEJ Is highly favoured! Haters go and hug transformer oh!

babarazy: Arsene wenger! ;DArsene wenger!

Are u dreaming? Its Mr. bean.

Bibol: Could this be described as creativity? Your thoughts on this picture please!

you look gud in the pix, though! At last we hav seen ur pix

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The question is, what is really wrong with you?
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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes o. . .

He is a foolish giver, lies to girls, beats them, beds them by force, thinks he is a player and then has guts to ask what is wrong with girls?

He is discombobulated!
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sexkillz: [color=#000030]The question is, what is really wrong with you?
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pls spare him, he neva graduate!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The question is, what is really wrong with you?
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i knw wat u can do.

Valiantvaliant: Dear Mr.Seun,
I write to you about the moderators of the joke section.
1.Ben-10 and Dani1luv, the moderators of joke section can always be found 2.hard at work in their section, they work independently without 3.wasting company time talking to colleagues. They never 4.think twice about assisting fellow mods, and they always 5.finish given assignments on time, often they take extended 6.measures to complete their work, sometimes skipping coffee 7.breaks. They are dedicated individuals who have absolutely no 8.vanity inspite of their high accomplishments and profund 9.knowledge in their field. I firmly believe that they can be 10.classed as high caliber mods., the type which cannot be 11. dispensed with. Consequently, i dully recommend that Ben-10 and Dani1luv be 12.promoted to executive management and a proposal will be 13.executed as soon as possible.



Addendum to Seun ONLY; they will probably read this so kindly re-read the ODD NUMBERED LINES ONLY.








Disclaimer: This is supposed to be a joke so Dani and Ben no hard feelings.

dont worry!!! We are all ears!

Odunnu: VNTI is a cheap thief. I dont care what anybody else thinks. I am sure of what i'm saying. The sad truth is that some naive people will still fall for his scams

Pls watchout i discover another Scammmmmmer, her name is 'ODUNNU'

Madam! we knw ure a Mod, Can you let us be? Chief Judge Odunnu?