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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Isn't 150,000.00 NGN = 932.70 USD?

A $933 car? lol

Buy keke napep instead.[/quote]

Lol, Guys!

what hapen to dis topic? https://www.nairaland.com/727710/how-did-u-get-job#11250508

Maybe the poster wasnt a mod. Na wa oh! Acidtalk!

Anyway to contribute, i jst d ma own, a friend kal and say she has convince ha oga on why they shld employ me, i then askd ha why? She says am always honest! Inteligent! And hardworking , inside of me i dnt fink i am oh!

Was wit ha doing some kinda marketing job 4 airtel and she left afta she got d job and got me conectd!

Maybe I always encourage ha dat 2marow wil be beta!

Anyway, friday is ma Confirmation during our TGIF party!! .

Waiting 2 read urs guys!

At this point i recommend the movie 'FIRE PROOF' a christian movie for relationship for u guys to watch! It helps a lots. Thatz why am the best thing in the world my gal gat! 'COMMUNICATION' , PERFORMANCE , SINCERE

sexkillz: [color=#000030]So you can finally shoot me, ba?

I never wan die, brother.
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u sucks!!

Jenams: Ūя̅ right boi, go roll wit Ūя̅ fellow orphans.

I prefa them than u!

ogugua88: You too get mouth. I'm a celeb na lol.



One day by God's grace

Yop dear!

Jenams: Emmm abeg dem be celebs? Wat r they into pls xplain wit Ūя̅ big head. ℓoℓz

Maybe I excluded u, i dont luk 4ward to c Jenams , Instead of meeting u, I prefa meeting orphans in orphanage home...

have met Basket Mouth before at Total filling station supermart,at V.I, he's natural Joker.

Banky W, was a kul, I met him at Chevron party in December, buh neva had chance to chat as He was busy, though chated wit his Fat Singer Partner.

Helen Paul was kul though, her baby voice would make u lol! Chated small though.

Yaw of Wazobia fm, was kul when i went to their office aT V.I to redeem ma prize. He's a cul dude, buh diplomatic OPJ, NOT. Lol

Saw buh neva meet Gordon, CD John of blesd memory, Alex Ekweme , 2face, Wizkid, Seun of nairaland, etc,

Luking forward to seeing ogugua88, freecocoa, 190, sexkilz, mukina, bluetooth, etc.

slimyem: speak english please!
Haba!

Lol

What hapen b4 when they wer given licence? They didnt c d infrastructure? Am sure a new man is on the NUC steering, 1st it was University partime prog suspended, 2day ESUT and ABSU, 2MAROW wil be UNIABU and MAULAG

Jack BAUER of course!

integrity! integrity!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Tobra! Ibim![/quote]Nice!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]^^^ Because Linda is known to run rumors. If she must run a blog, let the contents be atleast realistic. Uusally there's an ulterior motive (attention seeking).[/quote]Tobra? Ibim?

Ranks007: RMD a privately call to Ms. Ikeji wud be more better bro...

Why? Is she a chief judge? I dnt knw why she she should jst fabricate stories without proper confirmation. All she want is to increase ha blog rank, and get more visitor. thatz all. Shes too proud...hope she'l nt be charged to court wit such amount, coz she'l sold dat ha blog to google.

dadde: or its time for us to learn a lesson. we should develop our country

gud point ther! Nigeria must go, a retaiation. SMH

brokoto: pls Seun or the whoever is concerned, how can someone delete their topics that they must have posted before. for e.g this topic i just posted now, how can i delete it later if i want to? pls explain. thanks

nairaland is like hell if enter u don enter no repent, if u post nothing like delete...nairaland needs ur post for thier website rank to move up.lol

dani1luv: Few weeks ago, I decided to design A gigolo robot, which would satisfy greedy woman like bogeee
It was tested with three women!
The first woman was Hausa. .After an hour she came out, smiled and said,
Gaskiya, walahi e sweet me die

The 2nd woman was Yoruba After four hours with the robot ?? she came out and smiled, then said
osheeeyyyyyy!!

The 3rd woman was a Calabar woman Calabar Kwenu

8 hours, 9 hours, 10th hour!! the woman had not come out. .

I had to go in and check what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman

buh, instead what I saw gave me a cardiac arrest!!













The calabar woman was chasing the robot up and down yelling,

"Come here you liar, if your battery is down, how come you are running??








I fainted!!!

lol, wer dis mukina? If mukina no ban u, na me go delete u commot, mukina made a law and u as a moderator come violate am, why u fink naija go beta? Huh? Send dis crap to love section

Scarpon: any thing China is written made in china

lol what abt the one made in nigeria with the inscription 'made in china'

[quote author=MOGUL.O]They dey craze?[/quote]Imagine mad man caling psycho crazy.

Imagine moderator sending dis crap to the front page

booqee: Hahaha! Very funny.....

Totz u frm ther sef.

lol, u guys try oh!

CAPTAIN T: stupidity should not be mistaken for respect

Lol

I love Yoruba girls.
They are so respectful.
I just saw 2 of them kneel down
inappreciation after collecting money from the ATM

Spirit of Okija: Wetin you dey talk sef?!

Do you know who Rochas Okorocha is?!

He is the best Governor in Nigeria..

he may be, we nid physical *best* nt on paper. For me thers no standard road in owerri. Honestly speaking.

who d mention oweri here? Huh? Matcheew! Oweri no be city oh! Na developed vilage, is only after aba. For una info if ure going to oweri, nekede etc wear una rain boot oh!

1. Calabar
2. Abuja
3. Uyo,
etc etc etc.

born2fuck: What is the name of Nairaland top members like 190,dobosky,sexkilllers and co!

Wer dis 190 sef?

Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....

lolz for d delay? Hahahahaha! U must be nincompoop!

wasup guys and gals
would like 2 comm. Wit u guys. Pendusky @2go.