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MADE MANN: Moderator Odunnu, Username VNTI is a Confirmed SCAMMER, he has a link that Direct Prospective Students to his site
in other to buy Post-utme scratch card pins , Admission help and buying of Difference Admission Forms through paying into his Scamming First Bank Account name. Go to his link site and Confirm, he duped my Friend Little Sister of her money yesterday after paying into his first Bank Account.

Ur user name 'MADE MANN' sounds suspicious and ROBOTIC, am confused here, who is the real Scammer?

VNTI didnt knw u guys are here, only been seeing u on facebook.gud to c u guys here! Must say thank for the info u guys hav bin giving. I must confess my lil Cousin was able to secure admision via ur info. Thanks God bless. One Love

Odunnu: Really?

Lol. @Op thers nothing to do abt it, NL NEEDS users! Target 1m users b4 2013.

Kobojunkie: Madam I disagree there.

#1. Most developed Nations are in the situation as Nigeria,and so I see no sense in your trying to compare Nigeria with DEVELOPED countries. That is unless your intention is to compare Nigeria's budget implementation standards with those of other third-world countries.In that case, I will question your understanding of the problem we would like to have solved in this country.

#2. Last year, you announced that well over 20,000 projects were abandoned(most of them already payed for). What that information suggests to me is that we could never have made 100% to begin with, not because of what happens in other countries, but because the "system" we hired you to replace/overhaul, inhibits that from happening. According to you, We have a backlog of projects and that to me implies we need to be at over 100% from 2012 onward if we intend to catch up(catch up to the future we deserve).

#3. The 2012 Budget consist of more than 80% allocations to ONGOING PROJECTS. So, I see no reason why the Nigerian People should not expect many of those ONGOING PROJECTS to have been completed or UPDATED by September of 2012.

Better Said than done! Minister Kobo!

Good People! Great Nation! Without Boko Would be Great!

Check the link....

Nice to share! Wil download it nw!

Looking forward to seeing that change! That means 190 would not get a space to breath coz when ure ban u nid a new fb acount to join! Eeeeya! and i will wil seeing those gorgeous faces of mukina, freecocoa pendo89 and hairlyanus ! Sexkilz Jarus The change We need!

nahinbdis: MTN replied them since! I got a text yesterday that I will get 200% bonus to call any network for any recharge (this is not the weekend 100% promo).

This morning I loaded a 750 card to test this and guess what? Aside the 750 balance I got 1500 bonus to call any network. I tested this by making a call and the call was charged to the bonus (proof its not the weekend bonus stuff). I think MTN has finally woken up to protect its market share.

I bet u, 25% of ur 1.5k i.e N375 is 4 kals and remaining 75% i.e N1125 for mtn2mtn text! Try am!
Em no try!

PointB: Learned he's been sick for a while. But his NDC Party has been covering it up (similar to the Yar Adua's case).
Well, it's sad.

Maybe aged people shld nt be allowed to rule african country! Buh wait, is d vice president name Goodluck? Just asking! No offence! RIP MILLS!

Neoviper147: Dear world,
Dear Joblessness

You win, I can't take it any longer, and I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, graduated for 3 years and still no job, no love. All will and determination to fight on has left me. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living. I did desperately want to get a good job, have a beautiful wife, bring forth wonderful kids and love mankind. But now, I am defeated and exhausted emotionally by the situation of my Country, Nigeria.

To my Unborn child: My love for you would have had no limits, I grief that I could not meet you but try to understand that your birth would have made my life worse, life is too corrupt, seeing vision of a broken man. So, with my passing, all menace to your well-being has disappeared. Forgive me for the many mistakes I have made. Now that it is all said I feel at peace.

To my friends: Try not to grieve. I ask all of you, my dear ones, not to mourn my passing. Be glad I am at least free from the misery of the joblessness and intimidation and oppression. I have endured for so long and that at last I'll have peace and rest...This is no way to live either is it any way to die. I'm going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time eternity.

Goodbye, cruel world

Goodbye, God forsaken Nigeria

Goodbye, cruel destiny

You won.

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

o: STAND DOWN!! I REPEAT STAND DOWN! Damn IT!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Barely a month after my dad's accident wc left his two legs and a hand broken, d guy who drove d car dat actuali hit mi dad professed his undyin luv to mi. Cn u imagine dat? Abeg, if na u, wetin u go ansa dat kind person![/quote]He's trying to make up (kinda Compensation) for u-r family, ma submision though no offence.

Nice pixs! Mayb I'll change my cordinates to these locations

cindyrella: Smh. . .

Lol! How u doing? Miss u hia!

onila: I have noticed Nigerian parents believe taking their daughters 2 all girls school will make them stay focus

but unfortunately when these girls come out of school they became desperate for men and become really promiscuous after high school

I know many of my friends who went to all girls school = have a baby out of wed lock or are really promiscuous

U got a point here! Naturaly they gat feelings! And most of them cant do without mingling with the opposite sex, and since this is decline from them the and urge and feelings become stronger such that they end up in a wrong place!!! Thatz why at least 20% of them ends up becoming LBs!

Was attending a seminar when a spokeman asked the audience 'Whats the Difference between Complete and Finish?'

This innocently looking young man stood up and said 'When you marry a good one youre COMPLETE, And when you marry a bad one youre FINISH, BUT when the bad one meet you with the good one youre COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Sure ure not laffing!

Post ur Answers here if u knw the differences

[quote author=slimur ]Laff don make me use SUPER GLUE do EYES DROP [/quote]So what hapen 2 d original post here? https://www.nairaland.com/997458/deposit-slip-filled-aboki#11532693

myhappyhome: A decent 3bedroom flat to let @ alapere estate road all ensuite 2t/2bt 400k 1year rent.nd a decent 3bedroom flat to let @ estate road all ensuite 2t/2bt.500k a year nd half.INTRESTED CALL 08164968133 08128221026,For more details.

Do u think every1 know Alapere? (Ketu, lagos i guess) so can u modify ur post? And wat ur share in the 400k?

osuyam: Mod. Please take this to the front page.
The highest joke of the week.

Why? How ar we sure ure not 1 of em?

[quote author=Max'diamond]GEJ must leave whether he likes it or not.[/quote]Sorrry bro, ur mind wount work

Omolola1: Nope. Its a topic that was discussed on radio.

Ok then!

Downside of Marriage for Women states that The Greater a Wife’s Age Gap from Her Husband, the Lower Her Life Expectancy!

shekinah!

am misin out.

a guy jst post https://www.nairaland.com/997401/asus-mini-laptop7inches-brand-new

SMH! PDP GOVERNMENT! Am still watching u guys! And I knw its not possible!

Idowuogbo: Am offended

Go and sleep jor!