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Omolola1: Secrets are happenings that are being hidden from someone.

A relationship is supposed to be open, the two people involved shouldnt hide anythng 4rm each other.

What are the secrets (that when being told either by your partner or from another source) can end your relationship?

Mine is impregnating sum1 elre, would simply tell him to marry her and shoulder up to his responsibilities

sometimes gals here post exact wat hapen to them, coz they cant fabricate stories frm their brain coz their brain is always busy finking wat to do to get awof!

Before i go on, @poster did this story of urs by any chance happen to u?

@poster wich one u d?

CharlieMaria: Pls Dε̲̣̣̣̥a̶̲̥̅̊я̅ check urself again to confirm and be sure U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ not driven by ur senses. This seems child abuse to me not Love as ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ termed it.[color=#000099][/color]

Ur BB NEEDS REPAIRS!

Get advice fron NL? , go get it from bittyend or 190,...... For me, talk 2 d gal and tel ha ur plans! If she's isnt like Idowuogbo, no offence!

Am tired of bomb stories!!! Jux like listening to news everyday! Damn it!

Gals jst d hate dis guy 4 mouth here, if d guy ask em 4 a date, i wonda hw many of u gals wld decline, make d guy be, anyhw he want dres and get money, hes a public figure. For me its ok!

I congratulate the Governor of Bayelsa state for appointing me as a Permanent Secretary. May his soul rest in peace.

bin gbagbo:
An elderly man, probably in his late 50's stole money from a police officer's back-pocket.Buntu, a young boy only 12 years saw the man and almost screamed "thief!" but the man begged him to keep quiet else he would be lynched. The little agreed to keep quiet on the condition that, he was going to give the man 20 hot slaps to which the man agreed. . .
3 minutes on and buntu had already given the man 15 slaps and was just about to give the 16th slap when a woman passing by stopped and yelled "hey buntu!, dont you have manners? this man is old enough to even be your father and you are here slapping him, come on st. . ." she no land when the man replied "woman, na your cheek buntu the slap? why dont you mind your yeye business. . .mtcheew, buntu where did we get to? " "oga 15. ."
"oya, carry on!!!"

If no be say i sabi u, i 4 land u 4 guta, who tel u dis jokes swt? Infact slap ur self 16times now.

Yawning!

bin gbagbo: BUSH PIG!!!

Must u call ha so?

acidtalk: Customer Service is all about satisfying your Customers and knowing they are the King of your business.

We always treat Customer Service in the banking sector on nairaland but never in the telecoms sector.

In your opinion which is the BEST and WORST customer service cntre staff amongst the following?

(GSM) :

MTN
Glo
Airtel
Etisalat

(CDMA) :

Visafone
Starcomms
TelkoMutilinks
Reltel

i dont call them nowadays, i wouldnt know, but am sure airtel has the best customer service, thier service is eveerywhere. And am not regreting browsing with it.

fados4sure: Lets be serious, is it funny?

Jokes of the month!

Oh my bad! Totz i was reading a post from a trash bin! Poster is realy angry, hope he doesnt smash his nokia. No offence!

Na today u knw Sexkillz? @odunu are u tryin to save his As.s? Huh?

the facilities may last sha, since they neva start with engineering students,

Dbanj!!! The one time Choirester!

I dont advice on hell and heaven matters, afta all of em starts with H and E, its ur choice!

fados4sure: See me oh! see wahala? Look me oh! Look wahala? Few days back i ask this humble house that i just found another beautiful sister in my church but, she was lacking education. Guess what happened? I planned to enrol GCE O-level for her this week but, from the information i gather i was made to understand that the enrolment for the exam will expire this week Friday. So, i told her to come an collect money on Monday to enrol for the exam. When i meant her in church on Sunday, after closing i left bacause i was in a hurry so, i told the sister that i will call her when i get home. Do you know what happen next? I called the sister through out on Sunday, she didn't pick my call so, i relax. On Monday i called althrough she didn't pick so, i relax. On Tuesday which was yesterday, i continue she didn't also pick. At around afternoon, she then called me; i then ask her if she is still interested in the exam and she said yes. I told her i will call her back but, do you know what happen next? i called these sister, she pick and said: I AM BUSY NOW CALL ME LATER? For your own destiny? That was when i just conclude that these sister is not serious about the exam so, i need to keep my money an use it for another purpose.
House! I really want to thank you for all your advise in my formal post that i didn't fall. Otherwise, the sister would have been saying maga don pay by now.

Mod can u pls move dis to Jokes section?

Mukina and Odunu

190 and Sexkilz

Mrcork and Hairyanus

Natasha and pendo89

Seun and

Daniluv1 and bluetooth

[quote author=::Andrew::]my babe once went for rag day and came back with 1000 new contacts
of different men. [/quote] , buahahahahaha, guys funi oh!

honestly for me rag day su.Cks, i neva be part of dis trash! And i neva knw its main intension is to help orphans, buh the question is how manay of rag money has d sugs send to the orphans. Jst went to nekede poly today to visit a friend and thatz wat ther planing for 2morow! Wats the need? I would ask!

afam4eva: This is unbelievable. So, this people have made their way to Lagos. Thank God the self contain i rented in Ghana is still in order.

Lol.., guy no shaking!

SMH!

lawyer: Some of you are just extremely ignorant about facts and if you dont know "ask" so people will educate you. Mukina is a Supermod and its her duty to make sure there are topics on the home page to keep the readers interested. Each section has its own moderator that should provide at least 1 or 2 topics a day to populate the Home page and she does that diligently whenever a moderator gives her a topic to post. She does not only post these topics but she scrutinizes them and edit them for your consumption.

Now when there are a dearth of topics from the moderators per Forum, she goes to each forum to see which topic is trending both on NL and or on the internet to keep NL informed. Yes some topics look stupid but remember it wasnt Mukina that posted the original topic but she helps to popularize Nl members and topics that would have gotten poor viewership if it wasnt on the Home page.

This woman is an Amazon and she has been doing this for years diligently. Rather than accuse her she should be praised and respected for her true dedication to this selfless job that i know if it was given to this poster to do, he will abandon it in 72hours.

Mukkie i de your back no shaking!!! Your boys are loyal

Another Mukina Topic, i guess she edited this topic!

U guys d make mouth oh, when we hav bought 7 palmwine tree to plant at lekki

Ogbiaboy: So he xpected 2 win dis billboard governor,"moderator hide my Comment again

Lol

nice post

Lagos
Cross river
Rivers
Akwa Ibom
Edo
Oyo
Ogun
Anambra
Imo
Abia
Osun
Kwara
Bayelsa abt going nxt wk
Abuja in view

About to go
Bornu
Jos
Sokoto
Kano
Kastina

bittyend: What's up with all the badly written posts on this thread?

If English isn't your first language, stick to writing in Arabic, or Mandarin.

Lol

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Isn't 150,000.00 NGN = 932.70 USD?

A $933 car? lol

Buy keke napep instead.[/quote]

Lol, Guys!