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before i even think of this, abeg whose old plane are they buying to giv to the winner? If na dana make i forget am.

afam4eva: I just got inspired by the dismal showing of Nigerian athletes at the London 2012 olympic games. I just want to anounce to the world that i'm going back to the tracks and i will represent Nigeria at the next Olympics in Rio De Janeiro. I just hope Usain Bolt is still available by then. The world will witness a rude awakening because i'm about to set a new world record thereby rendering Bolt's record redundant. But first i need to see a doctor to know if i;m fit to still do competitive athletics.

Afam bu Afam

Even if naija wont suport u, i wil sel ma grandma car to make sure ur dream comes tru! Seen the Doc yet?

We need such snake to fight boko haram in the North! .

unamama: @pendusky. wow, dats luvly... wat bank is that? are they currently recruiting?

For now i dont fink so. U can pm me. Pendusky@gmail.com

ama Sensitive? Incredible.

bendazum: It has been observed that there are Sponsors of the dreaded group called Boko Haram.Now who are these sponsors and what can be done to bring them to book as JEG seems to be afraid of them?

U deserved an award of 24 whips on ur bk. Thank God no be sexkilz d here!

SMH!

buahahahahahahahaha!!!lwkmd!

Nice shot! New Africa, cant view it well, is Northern part of Nigeria still join to the Southern part? I need my zoom tools.

Akwa .ibom airport ado ok. Was astonished with the level of dev when i got home from lagos!

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Lol. Ask them oh!

Folowing them slowly.

ok!

Odunu oh! 190, seun, jarus, mukina, Niffykay2(m), pneumaticos, keemax(f), bosun11, StateOfMind, dasparrow, Shady swag (m), sassy angel(f), Adechyno(m), Kslib, ifihearam, ololo12, God2man(m) , samholly, lekibraky, Jambsupport(f), semid4lyfe(m), Find Out!(m), son-yeah (m), r231(m), Revolva(m), honeric01(m), omooba-nla(m), chucky234(m), jutino(f), D-Explorer, and Freiburger(m)

[quote author=Okija_juju]His Second term is intact..

All he needs to do is give us Electricity and voila.. He is President till 2019..

The Northern population would have reduced by atleast 30% by 2015, the remaining would be too scared to come out and vote.. So the South will return GEJ unopposed..

#FreshBreeze things![/quote]hahahah, the saga has jst begun! Aki ure rite!

Once upon a time...
A very wealthy man who had only one daughter did his best to give her the best training he could ever give. When the daughter was up to the age of marriage, he sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On that set day, all
the able-bodied young men
came out. Some came with paper and biro & others with cutlasses & swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool & addressed the men: “ Any of u who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him15 million
naira, a car and a house so they can start life well. I shall be
waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!”

part 2.
As d young men, all very
excited at d prospect of winning
started taking off their shirts, an
arranged helicopter came over d
pool & dropped snakes & crocodiles into d pool.
Immediately all the men turned
back & started wearing their
cloths. Disappointed, some of
them said let d man marry his
daughter,I can't enjoy d prize wen i die o...All of a sudden, they heard a splash in d pool. Everybody watched in amazement as 1 gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding d snakes & crocodiles. Finally, he made it to d other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked d young man to name anything he wanted but d man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself & made a request saying ” pls some1 should show me d I.D.1.0.T
that pushed me inside this pool”..lolz....

What's there to learn from the story? U don’t know what u r capable of doing, until u r PUSHED!!. U can still make d most
out of d rest of d YEAR. See u at d
other side of the swimming pool.
God bless u. Pendusky!

PretiEbony: Not funny at allll!!!

Was it funny in the 1st place? who moved it to jokes?

Next In line is Pendusky and Odunu.

Brb in a jiffy, leme propose to her!!

Thanks every1 in advance.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]u wont see this POST ON FRONT PAGE OOOOOOOOOOOOO if its tonto dike and wizkid fighting u will see it clearly.......[/quote]Ure right dude!

Hahahahahaha! Make GEJ no see u oh!

unamama: @afolayangs. Do dey rilly pay more than 30k? I Submitted mt CV to a bank & dey say my qualification is bigger than d available vacancy, but dat i shld manage it until wen d vacancy dat matches my CV comes out. so i wnt to knw hw mch they pay 4 dat position dat is applicable to IT students...!

Sometimes they employ IT Student with the hope of retaining them. Some IT students came to our bank, afta apt test they were employ as staffs not ITs...it depends sha! Pay ranges frm 25to40k for ITs.

nitrogen: Lol at the bolded.

Lol, aj totally out 4 a blow at dangote.

pls post Link to download Touch Your Toes track. Hav bin luking 4 it.

URGENT JOB VACANCY! If u are over 18,you have a valid ID,u can speak either English or French, u are looking for a 9am-4pm job with net salary of =N=1m per month, weekly allowance of =N=2 00,000. Remember, no working during weekends, and u only get to work half- days on Fridays! If u are interested in this job, please let me know, SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER..

kvolander: I WILL LIKE TO APPRECIATE EVERYONE THAT ADVISED ME HERE IN THIS THREAD DURING MY TRYING TIMES.

TEARS ALMOST ROLLED DOWN MY EYES AS I WENT THROUGH THIS THREAD BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE ADVISE I GOT FROM YOU GUYS WAS IMPLEMENTED ESPECIALLY THE VERY LAST ONE BY BABYGURL19. IT WAS AT MFM THAT GOD CHANGED MY STORY LAST YEAR (2011) OCTOBER.BETWEEN OCT 2011 AND APRIL 2012, I HAVE WORKED IN THREE DIFFERENT COMPANIES (A MULTINATIONAL AUDIT FIRM(ONE OF THE BIG 4), AN ENERGY TRAINING COMPANY, AND THE BIGGEST OF THE 3 WHERE I AM CURRENTLY, A SPECIAL AND ENVIABLE POSITION IN A VERY BIG OIL AND GAS COMPANY AS A CHEMICAL ENGINEER).

I WISH TO ENCOURAGE THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL BELIEVING GOD TO KEEP TRUSTING HIM.
DON'T GIVE UP, YOUR MIRACLE IS ON THE WAY.

LOVE YOU.

Thats great! U still find ur post! God is Able!

[quote author=tpia@]In fact, one of you should run for president, another should aim for central bank governor, and the rest should attempt ministerial positions.[/quote]Lol, na the same people wer full here dey those places::::::esp them mods

I wonda why dis is making Front page, the Mod here s*cks! why do u fink Ghananians wont downgrade u guys... @poster I wonder what the hell you wer doing at home when those naija team were doin training for the olympic.

yawning! Next topic pls......

Alkapino: mumu marketer! U tink ah be madt? Make i here say i put ma face 4 here! Hahaha. Bleep u and ur entire farmily. Bleep u and ur bokoharam men.

English pls!