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Family › Re: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by Penisman: 2:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
lilmax:
divorce is the only way right now, trust me
God punish you...
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Igbeng's Assassination Sparks Cult War In Calabar, Many Killed by Penisman: 8:49am On Mar 24, 2017
DexteryJoe:
so we probably r still expecting more killings then abi?, bcus kkk must balance score
Kkk no get mouth for Calabar...
Vikings dey kill them like chicken...

Shun cultism ke ado mbre ifot.
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Igbeng's Assassination Sparks Cult War In Calabar, Many Killed by Penisman: 8:47am On Mar 24, 2017
tianshie:
Thanks for the correction. You're right. The details are fogged in my head. I saw Spirit at one of those Keggite "gyrations" one night. I was a sophomore.
Are you "karid"
Romance › Re: How To Keep Your Cool When Someone Attacks You On Nland by Penisman: 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2017
And you expect people to read this nonsense without paragraph?

I'm just asking question ooooo......
TV/Movies › Re: 'Efe Talks Too Much About Being From The Streets' - Thintalltony (video) by Penisman: 2:51pm On Mar 23, 2017
martineverest:
who get anti-jealosy tablets...give dis idiat five tablets
Please follow the dosage appropriately.

TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: I Will Make The N25million In 3 Months – ThinTallTony by Penisman: 12:21pm On Mar 22, 2017
Japhet04:
Am i the only one that does not give a damn about this show sad
Noooo, it's you and your father.
Family › Re: Lady Celebrates As Court Dissolves Her Marriage (Photos) by Penisman: 1:54pm On Mar 21, 2017
soberdrunk:
The 'Africaness' in me wants to judge her but its 2017 and with all the donestic violence stories flying up and down, all i can say is "Goodluck' and hope she doesnt move from 'frying pan' to 'fire' angry
Donestic violence kills faster than Domestic violence...
Politics › Re: Governor Al-makura's Son Arrested For Killing Student by Penisman: 1:40pm On Mar 21, 2017
Mynd44:
People dont hang for vehicular manslaughter. Heck, he wont get more than 7 years if this is not ruled as an innocent accident and the victim blamed
Who asked you? All you know is to ban people on nairaland as if it your father's house.

Common Moderator where you be, you feel say you be Hameed Ali?

Oya ban me again na..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Sentenced To 6 Years In Jail For N7.8m Love Scam by Penisman: 12:28pm On Mar 18, 2017
Gewezzy1:
. You are so right, why haven't they jailed the politicians?
Thank you, may you live long..
Investment › Re: Apparently MMM is back, Apparently MMM is about to Crash. by Penisman: 11:17am On Mar 18, 2017
mistyMen:
MMM should implement the policy of 10% down payment of any amount PHed before the PH is allowed/confirmed.Lets assume the idiotic OP PH N1000000 as he intends,he must immediately make a 10% down payment of N100000 before the PH is confirmed.
That has been implemented already...They first matched me to pay 10percent of my Ph... And when I paid i was matched to pay others.
Business › Re: How Kerosene Stove Wool Are Produced (Photos) by Penisman: 11:30am On Mar 12, 2017
borntoR35:
good I thought it is being make abroad too
And your english is made in Nigeria....
Crime › Re: ‘I Inserted 386 Grammes Of Cocaine In My Anus For N1m’ - Man (Photos) by Penisman: 11:11am On Mar 10, 2017
Sebastine1994:
Nigeria and Drugs are like 5&6
You should rather say Igbo and drugs are 5 $ 6.
Jokes Etc › Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Penisman: 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
BankeSmalls:
grin cheesy grin

Buharry just called me now, he was begging me to send him recharge card grin
I thought he wanted some fvcks...

I would have simply suggested the latest style for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Finally Confesses To Lying Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by Penisman: 1:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
Source
Pets › Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by Penisman: 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers
Shut up and read the story first...
Investment › WOW...MMM Is Paying Part 2016 Mavro...serious Matching Today...pix by Penisman(op): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2017
MMM has commence payment of part of 2016 mavro. To benefit from this, you must PH and allow it for 30 days before GHing. Those who PH since febuary and allowed it for 30days are they ones benefiting from this new order.

Your PH value determines your GH value.

Long live MMM.

Nairaland General › Re: Taxi Man Welcomes 'chinese' Baby With Wife Who Works In A Chinese Company (Pic) by Penisman: 2:16pm On Feb 26, 2017
kllinxman:
A hunter zooms off with umbrella instead of gun, then a lion appears the hunter raised his umbrella and aim, boom the lion felled and die... pls what happen ?
Someone else shot the Lion.
Education › Re: Lecturer Praises Graduate Who Hawks Cake (Photo) by Penisman: 2:01pm On Feb 26, 2017
Mznaett:
Anything just to remain relevant.
I was so disappointed when I read that post. The lecturer even had the guts to call on others to patronize him. Wtf?
Not as if it's bad o but bringing it on to social media is just one fvcking sh!T... Well,things
happen for a reason and I pray help comes to this young graduate... But obongowo unama yak afonsad
mbok meh obongowo akpenam dieh?
Celebrities › Re: This Photo Of Soma And Gifty At Club Rumours Got Guys Talking by Penisman: 1:54pm On Feb 26, 2017
Kondomatic:
What's wrong with Tuface's eyes?
Thats the looks on his eyes whenever he sees raw pusssy.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Masters & PhD Students Pray For Buhari's Recovery In Sudan (Pics) by Penisman: 3:55pm On Feb 25, 2017
Praying to a big stone called Allah and Mohamed..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Xenophobia: Protesters Dispersed By South African Police (Photos) by Penisman: 9:50pm On Feb 24, 2017
sapele1:
Make dem leave the nah make dem clash,power go pass power,sure thing. But foreigners go prevail...




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And all the other mods,abi make I add more names??
Once again, THUNDER FIRE YOU
I swear, a very huge and fat thunder go fire them.
TV/Movies › Re: TTT Doesn't Want To Receive Calls From Outside BBNaija. Nigerians React by Penisman: 5:51am On Feb 24, 2017
Arsenalholic:
I swear ayam tired of this BBN shit!

Majority of the people watching this show will NEVER follow up educating programs like the way they follow this sodomic show.

The reasons why we have young students failing exams left, right and center today. A young kid of 6 knows who Tin Tall Tony and all the trending Nigerian musicians are, but can't tell you the square root of 100!

Quote me sensibly, else I will spit on your dull brain angry
Who square root help?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Masters Degree Holder Spotted Seeking Job By Showing His Credentials On Placard by Penisman: 6:23pm On Feb 03, 2017
Years of experience nkor....?

And he should not be older than 21years.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kuwait Copies Trump, Place Visa Ban For Five Muslim Countries by Penisman: 6:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Appleyard:
How? Ban muslims from entry the south? That would be a recipe for civil war and a military take over..
In fiscal federalism, States have the right to enact laws that will improve the security of the State.
Politics › Re: APC Northern Musicians Forum To Stay Away From 2face Planned Protest Read More by Penisman: 4:46pm On Feb 03, 2017
This Northerners are confirmed idiots....

I wonder why this Country cant be restructured?

Infact restructuring the country should be on the Protest Agenda.

What time again do we have to give Buhari?

After 18 months?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kuwait Copies Trump, Place Visa Ban For Five Muslim Countries by Penisman: 4:41pm On Feb 03, 2017
very good move...some States in Southern Nigeria should follow suit.

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