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frank317:
We all know Solomon and his father were perverts so leave them out of this.

The question is... If Jesus was married would he give his wife doggy?

Stop using the name of God our God in vain. Dont bring Jesus into this please.

frank317:
Be ye holy for I your God is holy. So u want to be holy in other aspects of ur life and not in ur sexual life? So as a Christian holy spirit does no teach u that once he has come into u, everything about you becomes holy? Why do u hate the word holy sex? Would you prefer unholy sex? Pls what kind of Christian are u?

Stop misleading people. The body of the wife belongs to the husband, so he can have sex with her from any angle he wishes.

So stop being unecessarily silly, Christianity is not a bondage.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Are you okay?

poshestmina:
Give motivational speech as what ? mtcheeeew.

Not as a runs girl ooo...

yomi007k:
No mind d yeye guy.

Op do u have a job or anything else dt ur using ur head for besides sex?

2 to 3 times a week is ALOT.


I cant even accept dt ...once a week or every 2 weeks is ok for me cos it reduces d frequency n hence makes it special.

Must you insult the guy in order to spew this diatribe?
The OP is not a weakling like you.

GogetterMD:
OP, 2-3x a week is a good return for a young couple such as yours. The issue is your lack of pleasurable sex, because communication is gone with the wind. When last have you surprised her? Have you sat down to have this discussion with your spouse? What about weekend legendary sessions instead of the short unpleasant weekday somethings?

From the look of things, the wife might not even have the time to notice any form of suprise from him... The wife simply needs to know her matrimonial duty.

redcliff:
Lol. Ou have sex 2 times a week and you sre complaining like you have been sex stared for the past 6months. Please get your life together. Sex na food?

If you dont know what to say just keep quiet.

omenkaLives:
Watch the irritable kids flood this place to curse and insult their grand fathers and mothers.

Left for me alone, the first option is best- kick them the fvck out so they can go make an Abu Dhabi out of their five villages.

Nonsense.

Benue State is almost going extinct.

The residents needs a vocal voice like yours, please.

odutolu1:
Hi guys, I need an interpretation to this dream.

I was in a dark place at night and this big snake appeared. Very long and proved a hell of problem. I wasn't the only one in there. My friends and I feared the snake and we tried all best to capture it. After a long time, my friend captured it with his bare hand and killed it with his teeth as long as it was.

What does this mean?

The dream means that you have a good friend who is ready to stand with you at the darkest hour to fight your enemy.

Night symbolizes a dark moment of your life, it could be any terrible situation. While the snake symbolizes a big enemy.

OP, pray to God and seek for victory physically too. If not, the devil might use a very close person from another angle to attack you. Remember the devil is not your mate, he is very tricky.

May Jesus give you victory. Amen.

MarieSucre:
Did you mind your own business too. My friend gerrarahia abeg.
Look at your foolish username, who can take you serious.

Dirty Lesbian spottted.

MarieSucre:
And we wonder why Nigeria is shitty. Look at what somebody that went to school is posting.

School has nothing to do with this.

Stop puting your mouth where you are not supose to.

Take permission before you comment, okay?

The Baby's name should be "Trainman"

MarieSucre:
I am also unhappy with your English grammar.

It's obvious you have no handwork.

If you quote me again to say this rubbish, I will surely fvck the hell out of your wrinkled pusssy.

rheether:
The juju don clear for my eyes. This efe ugly sha..

See your small tiny legs like toothpick.

ABINTUK:
Delishpot, Penisman and Alexialin.
Please this thread should not be used as a theatre of war, as this is not a fertile ground for such.

The essence of this thread is to connect myself to those who genuinely need my services or can assist me in any positive way.

DISCLAIMER : I wish to bring to the notice of everyone reading this thread, that I only have one moniker on nairaland, therefore am not duplicating my existence here nor do I permit anyone to act rudely to other good members of this forum on my behalf.

Thanks for your unrelenting support.
Godbless.

I understand you please am sorry. Have you gotten any offer yet?

Kaimallamm:
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The Easterner are not citizen of Nigerian and should not be playing for nigerian

Must you show how sttupid you are?
Who told you Akwa Ibom is in the East?

From a reliable source, Fans who gathered to watch last night Manchester match got electricuted and 30 people have been reported dead. While others remain unconcious.

The cause of the electricution may be unconnected to the falling of high tension wires to the roof of the makeshift viewing centre.

More pix coming later.

Lalasticlala
Seun

delishpot:
Fire burn you and your wrath. Inbred baboon. Incure your wrath? Did I start the insults or you? Monkey. Like I said, you are not fit to be given a job. No one will employ you you with this your animalistic attitude. Typical fool, when you hurled the insult first, it was cool and fun to you ba? but when it is returned to you, you want to show wrath . human animal, why not treat others with the same caution and respect you expect them to treat you? Out of the blue You called me stupid man forming sickle-cell, I replied back, then you took it a step further and called my dad a dirty witch yet you talking bout wrath cha! Typical!! Go back to your first quote to me and tell me who started the insults and who should show wrath here. I do t want to walk this path. I get mouth like you but I refuse to be dragged into the pigsty you happily keep yourself. If na to insult parents, don't think I can not give your mom and dad insults. You no hold monopoly for there o. Even if it's to call your own dad........... The list is endless what I can use to insult your parents. But, it goes to prove that you truly lack manners.

Why did you say that am the OP? Why did you say am looking for job and that you wont give me. Isnt that insulting?

delishpot:
You are twice as stupid. Come and drag the job from me. Bloody monkey. I know it's you looking for the job. I will not give you any. With this your character, if someone makes the mistake of giving you a job, you will lose it within the next few weeks with this your he goat attitude. You are mad even though you have no one to tell you.

Lol, funny you.
I can employ you if you wish. I'm a proud Agriculturist and not a dirty lazy witch like your father. Only that the OP doesnt reside in Kano State, if not, by now I would handed him a good job.

As for you, your father is the grand monkey. Dont try me lest you incur my wrath.

tribalistseun:
Kemen should be in jail by now, period

Your Olossho mother should rather be in jail.

ephi123:
Nigerians and Nigeria, smh.

Why can't leaders set up systems and structures? Can every single graduate have the opportunity of meeting the state governor? What happens to those who can't have that opportunity?

They will fvck your watery pusssy as consolation.

Onegai:
Abintuk,

Firstly, remove No. 3. I wouldn't hire you as a teacher or recommend you. So focus on your strengths.

Go to the hotels, restaurants and big Guesthouses within N300-N500 worth of transport to where you live and offer your services as kitchen staff. The transport to VI may be too high for you to sustain but if you can move closer there or to Ikeja, you've got potential for work. You will have to knock on doors and move around and expect "No" a lot. If you can save a bit, move into catering for office staff (packaged foods). Try to pick a location and stick to being known as the premier food vendor there.

Depending on your location, beach resorts like Atican, Oniru and Elegushi may be able to offer you work. I believe Atican Beach (and there are new beaches springing up around there) will have space for you but it may be far for you. But luckily the area is a low-income area, you may be able to afford a room for accommodation.

Most people won't hire you for Nos 1&2 without a referral. You will need to align yourself to an agent who hires for this. Maybe someone can refer you to the agent that brings helps, drivers and nannies for them.

Leave No. 5 for now. Unless you can find a decent event or wedding planner in your area (the one who books a lot of work) and offer your services. You need experience in this industry.

Now, instead of pm-ing me or asking for directions or contacts (which I do not have), show off your No. 4 skills by locating all these places. You have to put in the legwork.

See this fresh mumuu........
For your dirty mind you are a brainy substance.
Analysing this rubbbish wont pay the guy's bills. Link him up if you can. Stop forming over sabi Havard business Lecturer on top nothing.

delishpot:
Damn you are quite rude or you just lack manner of approach. I am sure this stupid post of yours would not benefit this brother. Please shut up and don't spoil his chances of getting someone to help him. If he is anything like you, I would NOT give him a job or do any business dealings with him. So abeg shush it and don't try to play advocate for him. Your style is not good at all.

Young man, do you know that you are very stupidd?
Give him the damned job and stop forming sickle cell.

himkers2:
Akwa ibom people no get sense.. They re organizing a red carept reception for a rapist

They should have organised for your asshawo mother..

elektra:
Red carpet from someone's sitting room + 10 people = 'welcome in style'

Okay

Keep quiet that is Akwa Ibom international Airport.

Lastking147:
None! Dem seize dia brezzzz?

Man shall not live by bweast alone.

adedayourt:
I ll marry D

Where did you see D?

Be sincere to yourself, if possible state your reasons for marrying any of them.

Lalasticlacla
Seun

It is called, marry one and take one free.

TINALETC3:
Op, calm down first, pretend like ntin happened, continue ur job. U sed u filmed dem abi? Keep it safe, any day he tries to fire u wtout any reason, burst d bubble ASAP. My boss has bin harassing me, I had no choice dan to film hm unknowingly while he layer down naked on bed and ws professing Luv 2 me and at d same time inviting me 2 d bed, d video is very safe wt me, anytime he tries rubbish, I shall burst it

As in after he had fvcked you?