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Beosten:
These are young women. So their daughters are kids.

I won't support the idea of fvcking married women. Rather, fvck their unmarried close friends or possibly fvck their relatives.

Beosten:
Ahahaha, the one I would target lives in the same building with me and her husband don't live here. She has been to my apartment many times asking for helps about Android apps

Fvck the living hell out of their daugthers.
That's a better consolation bro...

SLIDEwaxie:
go back to school, that's a trike and not a bike. Google is ur paddy

You are a lame foool. What do you know about Bikers carnival. Etuk mfem.

modsRbastard:
Most sport bikes are ninja bike and that kawasaki ain't kids play...You need some balls to hold on to that supercharged h2/h2r and they purposely designed that sit with wings to keep your ass on the bike. The sweet part is it has quick shifter so you don't have to drop the throttle when banging through the gears. 310hp doing 420 km/h in 26sec... That's no beans ombre.

@penisman

Good one my brother. Thanks for the researh.

Beyhiodie:
looks like a demon

Obviously not for the faint hearted.

It's called monster bike.

bignero:
wow

H
is that ghana?

That was Calabar Bikers carnival last December. The rider on that monster bike is former Governor of Cross River State and his wife.. Mr.$ Mrs Donald Duke.

Child's play...

Except we have the likes of this.

TheAngry1:
FFK is a deranged ideeeeot! He has lost his senses because he is shagging a Biafran woman. Kanu has broken all the conditions of his bail release and should be arrested, full stop. When he is arrested, NOTHING will happen. The cowards from the East will only beat their chest for a few days and then return to Upper Iweka market. Nonsense!

Why are u so pained? Who gives a flying fvck about the incompetent Court's order or conditions. Fvck the Court condition.

Fweshspice:
This mumu go jst dey talk anyhow... You needn't react on every issues in order to stay relevant!

Why call him mumu? Is your father any saner?

omenka:
Just look how crude and uncouth a one time Federal minister is. Is there anything FFK contributes to our political experience since he was kicked out the dining room besides insults such as this?

What legacy exactly does he seek to establish with this behavior typical of a bus park union secretary?

This is so unfortunate.

With humility and respect, has your father been a bus park union secretary before?

AnonyNymous:
I don't even listen to Nigerian music but I like this guy. . .Idk why. I mean, its not like he doesn't do so many utterly stupid things but at least he's always showing his true self lol. He just seems more honest and real. I like real peoplr

Oh my God !!! ten people died the day you stopped listening to Naija music. Please listen to naija music na.... Etuk mfem.

rosalieene:
OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

Why call the OP a big fool?

MissRaine69:
I slay in the IQ dept that's my arena

Then what brings about the call for age limit on Nairaland?

MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.

Coming from a slay grandmother....

akstrending:
Akwa Ibom Is The Reason ExxonMobil Laughs Off The Demands of Akwa Ibom by Uduak Umo

I'm simply going to update what Itoro Cyril has written in this article.

Let's start with this:

It would take just 1500 signatures on an online petition to activate a injunction to compel ExxonMobil to move their administrative HQ to their base of operations; Akwa Ibom State. But after 3 weeks, with broad reaching promotion online, the petition has just about 400 signatures to it.

Just a simple petition.

Background
ExxonMobil has heard calls for relocation back home from Akwa Ibom people for ages. They've always had an unannounced budget for handling all such crises. It is not a problem for them. They believe it's just a function of money, or do they not. How insulting!

They have studied this very public and they know how best to manage them.

Itoro Cyril wrote:

"Though unfortunate but we cannot completely salvage it. There has to be complete awakening. I was in Mobil house the other day and eventually I heard a Steward greeted me in Ibibio "Bro mokom o" and I staged a smile at her. I felt unhappy but what could she have done? Stay hungry? No, she needed to work and survive in a city. Walking down the lawn I quickly peeped on the petition initiated by Cavil Uduak Inwang⁩ and just about 400 had signed at that time.

Sincerely what I do not know is if this petition hasn't got wide popularity. I then looked up Cavil's Facebook page surprisingly he has over 1000 friends with 95% being Akwa Ibomites. I also realized several people shared the post, many reposted on their wall.

Sadly it will take Akwa Ibom almost 1 month to raise 1000 of the 1500 signatures required to help compel ExxonMobil to relocate its HDQ to Akwa Ibom State.

What I do not know and among the question that has disturbed me is...

1. Is it because ⁨Cavil raised the motion?
2. Are Akwa Ibomites not aware of the immediate and long term benefits of EM having its HDQ in Akwa Ibom?
3. Why is the Government not so viciously interested in this movement?"

My brother, even ExxonMobil should be wondering what kind of subservient people they have in Akwa Ibom, both in leadership and everywhere else. I bet you EM would choose to drill and spill oil in Akwa Ibom again and again.

I blame the Akwa Ibom people first. We're simply too easy to ride on. We're easily content, easily passified, laid back and easily frightened.

This is not to suggest violence at all. Did Ken Sarowiwa fight anybody to kick Shell BP out of Ogoni land? He engaged his intellect, firmness, use of facts, consistency, passion and leadership.

Before we blame EM for Our Woes, We look inwards, thus:

1. We blame the Host Communities first.
Let's isolate Ibeno here, though there're other oil producing local government areas in Akwa Ibom. ExxonMobil have their terminal at Ibeno.
If you ask, how has ExxonMobil been able to keep drilling oil in Ibeno despite decades of frequent protests by the community?
The answer isn't far fetched: visit the youth leaders of Ibeno and you'll get the answer. Visit their traditional rulers and you'll understand.

At this juncture, I invite the Paramount Ruler of Ibeno to declare his assets. Then he can help us with the source of his stupendous wealth - his mansion even has an elevator, sitting in the midst of abject poverty and oil spillage.

I heard the story of Gani Fawehinmi who was asked about his consistency and fearlessness in opposing Nigerian governments, to which he responded that he had made it a policy never to take gifts from any of the politicians, not even in peace times. He even cited an instance when ex-governor of Lagos Marwa sent him a ram to celebrate sallah, and he returned it unscratched.

As long as our leaders keep receiving gifts from ExxonMobil - I don't care if these are innocent souvenirs - they're being bribed to work for EM. No hope.

2. Blame Our Political Leadership.
Ibeno leaders succeed to keep their people subdued under EM, and Akwa Ibom's Political leadership has succeeded to keep Akwa Ibom people subdued under EM, either through inaction, accruals, favours, ignorance, apathy or all and more. There's no other way to defend that we could have taken it up with the Jonathan administration, which we had favour with, yet we treated it with casual ease. The reason? We had too much to eat then.

The present administration has come to revive calls for EM to relocate their HQ to Akwa Ibom; the House of Assembly has begun to engage EM over the issue. They've had seatings and hearings, and this is the first time an Assembly is going this far over the same subject (I stand to be corrected). These efforts are, however, too weak; simply too limb. What is this? Aren't we joking? If we can't get it now, we better forget it completely.

Cyril further wrote:

"Talking about Government involvement I realized Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) was compelled to build their industrial area in Port Harcourt. Many thanks to the Govt at that time. Today the citizens are benefiting.

Sometime in May I asked about the progress of EM Relocation to Akwa Ibom State. The response I got was positive though from a press man in this forum. I asked because when I was in Port Harcourt. I witnessed NLNG building their HQ in port Harcourt. What tripped me was the fact that this project is done day and night solely because they need to meet up dateline.

Truth is in this same NLNG construction sites you'll notice remarkable sons and daughters of Akwa Ibom State working as Architects, Consultants, Supplier of goods, and others as labourers but none seem to have thought of compelling the Government by just signing a petition or raising placards.

As for the Government of Akwa Ibom State... I know that any serious Government can draft laws that would make EM relocate to AKS in 6 months. We have everything they need so it's no point deceiving us with..."

I won't say the Government should rush to use extreme measures against a visitor that's doing business on our land. But we must realize that governments come and go while ExxonMobil stays. Through the government's body language, Mobil can already know what to expect. They're familiar with all this weak, seemingly unserious engagement. Give them something robust and they'll comply.

3. Let's blame Other Akwa Ibomites.
If Mobil agrees to relocate to Akwa Ibom, it will be to Uyo most likely. Not Ibeno, not Mbo, not Eket. The new landlord would then experience a hike in economic activities, with immediate effect on the GDP. Yet, how many Akwa Ibom people have joined the movement to bring EM where they ought to be?

We have influential individuals in various industries and sectors, all over the world. But they sit and watch, because this is the typical Ibibio man.

Let me quote Kashim Shettima in the famous taped phone call he's now denied:

"The plan of APC is that they're going to make alliance of North-West Economic Development. The West has the ocean, the North has agricultural produce. The government is going to develop all the agricultural and mineral resources in the North. They will put primary industries here and then go and finish them in Lagos and South-West and export them and bring back the money and share it between the two regions.
Let them drink their oil (referring to South-East/South-South Nigeria)".

What does the above imply? Can't we already see that the Federal Government has gone ahead to furnish Lagos with all the support they need to keep building, while also ignoring regions that require even more urgent attention? At what stage is Ogoni clean-up if I may ask? Where's Ibom deep seaport? Why has Lekki Deep Seaport started while the even cheaper and earlier proposed one at Ibaka remains on queue?

If Akwa Ibom people can appreciate the extent to which they are being enslaved by the system they've chosen to cooperate with, they won't keep mum anymore.

This isn't the spirit with which our fathers won us State creation in 1987. This is not the spirit with which Attah won the battle of the 13% derivation. Then, few people engaged the powers that be. Today, we need numbers.

Nigeria doesn't care about your struggles; they never have, just the same way we don't care what's going on at Southern Kaduna. Everyone must seize his and her destiny.

We are not cursed, sentenced to endless servitude. But as long as we allow timidity and subsistence living remain our attitude, everyone else will think we're cursed.

The proverb says it all: "you cannot stop a bird from flying, but you can stop it from perching on your own head".

Uduak Umo practices Public Relations, and is a Public Interest Researcher

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topedopechef:
i dont see anytin bad here,d man of God even pointed out to dem not to meet in d night,He has veen given a divine authority, nd watels are you lookin for wen u hav unmarried people in d chxh,God bless dat man for not askin dem to go on 3months of fastin nd for providin a quick solution..

Tope Omogoroye

Guy are you a chef?

StephDamielola:
70%?

Where did he get those figures from?

When did he carry out the assessment?




Anyway, Continue!


Wizkid, i haven't met you But i know you sometimes flip through Nairaland (Believe me, there are so many great men on this platform)

Please Wizkid, STOP SMOKING.

See as you dey...

You dey find husband?

Why you dey put your hand for nyansh sef?

Donlip2:
Udom is a very stupid man,
A Governor that is full of promises porknosing in another man state affairs,why cultists are killing innocent citizens at ikot Ekpene and ukanafun he is doing nothing to bring peace to the affected local government area, I don't know why Godswill ebot Akpabio brought this clown all the way from zenith bank to come and lead Akwa ibom state,I'm sorry for him,Nsima Ekere ayadi bre politics iwod enye ye Akpabio ke 2019,aliens will nomore go to Wellington Bassey way uyo again.

Ikpa abeg hook me up on whatsapp make we talk...07068613908

rottennaija:
How many months does Udom owe? Do you know?

Udom owes pensioners their pension, he owns the newly recruited one year salary, he owe promotion arrears, he owe teachers salaries.

Just leave that thing, enter akwa ibom, keep your ears to the ground and then you will know that not all that glitters are gold


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Based on my above comment, I can't respond to all of them, besides, there are all in pages 2, 3...like that. Many people will not see them. So, I have to say again. I stand by my above comments.

I am from akwa ibom state, I grew up there. I live and work there as a public servant. So I know what I am saying. I also said, if you are interested in knowing the truth, listen to the common people on the street, the civil servants, plumbers, etc.

I know every govt tries to paint a good impression of themselves. Gov. Udom is doing same. He gives the impression he doesn't owe anyone. But civil servants in the state know he does. Teachers knows he does.

Ikpa da hook me up on whatsapp... we gat to talk.. 07068613908

rheether:
But efe is already a failure in the music industry.. Tboss would have been a better choice but we allowed sentiment to be cloud our sense of judgment..

Lesbian spotted....

Good one from Freezer...

So this dude can be this reasonable...

Shelloween:
I read your own side of the story and i didnt see where you wrote "...and I said 'see this Chinese man o' ". Did you or did you not say it? When they call you black monkey abroad you niggas be typing SAY NO TO RACISM. Maybe the Chinese man felt racially abused with the way you addressed him, but that doesn't justify his actions. What do fvck do I care?

You lack the capacity to comment on this thread. So is he not a Chinese man? Is he a Lebanese? There is nothing racial about that.

Yuneehk:
So I'm thinking you also taste beans in the market before you buy it

The why test your electronic gadgets before buying?

I look UP to seeing this thread comes UP on the front page before Lalasticlala signs UP for the day. If he doesn't, then I give UP on his fvck UP.

Nonsense tricks, because Buhari and APC led wicked government have nothing to show on May 29th. They have suddenly found 82 drama girls code named chibok girls. The same boko haram that is killing our young officers in the frontline suddenly became human enough to release The mirage chibok girls.
The sickness he is battling now is yet enough for him, maybe he needs more...

Jabioro:
Nigerians millionaires, warri base money bags. he has many politicians as friends, he helped them in doing many things. Yes he is a millionaire, I can't for now pinpointed any of his services or what he does for a living. Wait for those guys below me to do research..

His job is to correct people's grammatical error.

Khd95:
why Are they hiding behind the table

I that your problem? Wetin you want see?

sosexy111:
lol thanks.

It's obvious you have a big brreast. You should have used the voluminous milk from it to quench the fire.

For your burnt leg, use your vagina fluid to rubb on it. That doesnt me you should finger yourself oo.

All the same, I thank God for you.

Vicintonsh:
#wicked

Lol

This man's grammar is enough domestic violence already.