₦airaland Forum

Saliman22:
16 years

Becareful before that girl poisons you. This is PENISMAN that just called you.

Briee:
I will call you too. I want to know if you're okay

Assistant girlfriend spotted...

ShayGirl:
Shey this one go fit see road see the girl wey e wan toast so?

You no even think whether any man go fit see this your ugly face whr resemble Iyana Ipaja sef.

Let the yorubas keep sleeping.

Ugosample:
no o

Then tender your apology.

Ugosample:
I am not an IPOB please

You must be because you insult like one of them.

Ugosample:
Some Nigerians sent relief items there, and the thing was given international coverage

So shut your mumu self up.

Idiat... mumu ipob.

SirJeffry:
It's worse than just watching it on TV. Imagine old Alzheimer patients sitting on water and catching cold without even realizing it.

Many of them went on one full day without food and water.

I pray Texas recovers from this soon.

Thunder fire you. when it happened to Siera Leone what positive thing did you say. Oyibo worshiper.

somez:
Stop this rubbish. Stop it

What rubbish? Is that Ipob? Take time oooo.

MasViews:
Yeah, I'm a Northerner and a Muslim but I'm 100% against this practice. What I want Nigerians to understand is that not all Northerners are supporting this act, more than 80% of Northerners are against this. Most of the people that practice this are villagers and some villagers are against it, Infact ISLAM is against it.

Traditional rulers and Islamic scholars are trying thier best to see the end of it (you know how stubborn villagers can be) So please just because some few among us are practicing it doesn't mean the whole region or religion is supporting/encouraging it.

Oga ISLAM is not against it. When "Yellow" eloped with "Ese" from Bayelsa State to an emir's palace in the north, what did your Muslim faithfuls do? They even changed the poor 13yr old girl's name to Aisha. Nothing can separate a Muslim from the uncanny love of Punnany.

Eeroh95:
till what?

Eeroh95:
till what?

Till tomorrow.

Eeroh95:
Abeg I need candid direction thanks

Enter bus from Berger to Oshodi, when you get to Oshodi, enter Mile 2 bus and stop at Coker Express. Then stand at the service lane and wait till ...........

knax:
lolz..u are very funny.whats up with your moniker?do u collect penis??
or do u sell?...funny guy

I'm a good man, I share my Peniss with those who don't have...

knax:
hey guys,okay I'm back again.if u read my previous thread,you would understand what's been going on in my love life.
Anyway,my gf (don't really know if I should call her that) has stopped behaving in that stupid way of whoring me out.
her birthday is coming this Saturday and she is coming back to school to spend it with me.
I don't know what gift to buy her..here are d reasons why I'm confused..
1) she comes from a very rich family,very rich.she kinda has everything that she wants already..and I don't think she is used to people giving her gifts on her birthday.
2)...on my birthday she was sick..critically sick for a whole week,she spent the week in my room cos I was treating her (we stay in the same lodge,next door neighbours),although she went out and bought me cornflakes..those big ones,3 of them..(cornflakes is the transverse mesocolon to my transverse colon)..
3)...she has been mentioning this book "why men love bitches",she keeps saying she wants to read it..and I'm considering getting the book as gift for her..although the book sounds like one of these books that would change her life..
4)..my last relationship,my ex made birthdays a big deal,I spent a lot on her birthdays and I spent a lot on mine..although she gave me great gifts (beats by dre,original one oo,25k own,really love it).so it made me apprehensive anytime birthdays come around,although nd I don't wanna feel that way in this relationship.i just want to be free and not think of over the top gifts..
so guys what do u suggest I do??..I wanna cook for her,I kinda learnt how to cook recently.and also give her the books why men love bitches"..or do u have a better suggestion??
p.s I'm broke biko..

Take her out to a very lonely place and tell her some stories about Rats and how they successfully attacked and chased away a certain Nigerian President from office.

Hmmm, the guy resemble rat....

uboma:
Our security agents have poor intelligence gatherings skills.


Why publish the face of your informant and the information gotten so far in public?

Because the whole story is a scam.

nurey:
Hmmmmmm which car was that?

I have driven tons of cars, sedan hatchback, full size SUVs German, Asian, American and I can tell you there is no way a water bottle will roll from the back seat (note my roll) to the front, kolewerk if you have a car go and test it.

You are simply talking nonsense. This same thing happened to me once, I actually kept the bottled water and an empty bottle of Star beer on my back seat. while descending a slope, I didnt know that all the bottles behind rolled under my pedals. My loud music didnt allow me to feel the noise untill it was time to use the brake pedal. My luck was that my car is automatic gear transmission. If it were manual that has three pedals ,hmmm, na only God know where I for dey.

Giving your baby to a boko haram governor for a photoshoot is never a clever idea.

Officialnelly:
I tell you....I'm so disappointed with the fellow I have as a governor.

I will be so grateful if you can furnish me with details of his malfeasance.

olu101017:
Bros stop taking pictures come and see things for yourself. Houses and structures were demolished without proper compensation. Imagine valuing your house at N30 million, after demolition you were given N5 million. Your pictures is to divert our attention from the project he started in Lagos. 2019 is around the corner.

I'm interested in this case. Could you please throw more light on the house compensation issue. Secondly, if you have more information on Udom's malfeasance, please endeavour to make it known to me. Thanx

StainlessH:
Keep on buying drone to snap the less than 1km, bridge to the market portion of the road since February until udom finishes his 8yrs in office. Was this project not all started during Akpabio's term? Wasnt the eket- ibeno road not started since before his tenure? Udom is only joking.

God bless u my brother... Udom ia a big scam.

Nonsense government headed by Akpon mkpok inua.

NtoAkwaIbom:
hahahahahaha
adiok ata inua... but Udom akpon mkpok inua oo..

Anie inua akata.
Nsuk mbada ikang nsin nnor anye ke facebook.
Ufan ado anyat tutu. Inamma kpak mkpo nteket.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Udom y u alow Fayose to influence you now ? why ?
During ur first days in office, na so u tell us say, u no want anything, say u still dey drive ur private car, with jus 3 details.
today u dong buy d latest car, and na so ur convoy go long sotey e go take 1hour30minute to move past that trafic light for four lane enter Oron road go airport.

idoho nangha iki tang adomi oo(no be wetin we bin talk be dis)
now if u commission gutter, u go call women wig to wear uniform and come, u will call youths, u will call press, and then comision the gutter.
Me bin vote u as a big time visionary wet I bin fancy say u go be, with the way u bin dey talk intelligently... but now I dong see say all na wash.

now after staying for 3yrs to be buying foodstuffs from Dubai, u dong see say after next yr na election, u dong dey remember Udua Itam and Akpan Andem.

We never I see wetin Ambode dey do, come reason ur mata, e dey wan vex me, but I dey pray say u go use this one and half yrs deliver...
or the way APC (Nsima Ekere) go kick u comot ehnnn..
na Udua ikono u go go land. #mmetang do mma

Kpong akamba nton ado. Mkpok inua iyaka nnor adiongho se akpenam.

Silentscreamer:
Hmmm... Seems nigerian guys lives depend on sex. See ranting.

Who will even aproach your type for sex?

As ugly as you are.

Scream:
They're just village warriors...no wonder they are brainless..

But they two can smack down your illiterate father without much ado....

No insults intended...

Just thinking loud.

A viral photo of a beautiful lady with rashes infested vigina has been making the rounds.

Guys beware.

Not all that glitters is gold.

A viral photo of a beautiful lady with rashes infested virgina has been making the rounds.

Guys beware.

Not all that glitters is gold.

satelliteDISH:
Sir, remember to prophecy the next Paraguay president before you go back to naija.

Worry not about that, but rather worry about your poorly constructed english.

horlahsunbo225:
Hit like if you think cucumber has extra benefit apart from eating

Na "like" been kill ur papa?

Epositive:
how is she responsible bro?

damn bro damn, what you're alluding is the approval of unwanted pregnancy so far it's not terminated...she's just 16 years old for crying out loud so immorality is now the motto

i hope your sister won't come across this post, whatever happens to total abstinence

#positivevibes

Fvck you with total abstinence...
You think it's easy especially at that age.

Who told you that there is a specific age for sexual intetcourse?

As soon as a boy's dickk begins to get errection and the girl's pusssy willing to receive the hungry dickk, then they are both of age to have some fuckks...

What you should be saying is for them to be given proper orientation on sex education.