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FamilyRe: é by Pennywise(m): 1:54pm On Nov 14, 2012
I think Seun is trying way too hard to clean up NL. Words like nu/de is being replaced with unclad (nonsense), incest (perfectly standard English word) is being substituted with inbreeding which conveys an entirely wrong even distant meaning.

If Yahoo allows these words why doesnt NL or does Seun think his NL is more sophisticated than the world's most acclaimed online forum?

Modified: In.cest and inbreeding not be the same oooo
FamilyRe: é by Pennywise(m): 1:43pm On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=baby_123]Yuck! Just don't cause enmity and jealousy between sisters, because you cant control your urges. Your wives sisters are now your sisters. I wonder if you see your own sister's in the same light. Tufia!. Even if you were married to that sister, you would be attracted to your wife. It is just your way.[/quote]Nonsense. Your wife's sister is not your sister. Which is why it cannot be called incest.
FamilyRe: é by Pennywise(m): 1:35pm On Nov 14, 2012
Your situation is as sensitive as it is potentially embarrassing.

The less you see and interact with her the better. This is possible even if you live in the same house afterall a man's presence in the house is usually confined to the living room and bedroom.

You must avoid being alone with her and her presence in the home should be limited when possible to specific periods like holidays and the inevitable occasional celebrations.

Do not dwell on any thought of her. Think about your other liaisons if you must.

If by nature you are liberal with cash, be exceptionally stringent with her so she doesnt misunderstand your intent. B/c if she reads you correctly and she entertains the same thought then you are in trouble.

Your interaction with her must be limited to the house. Any other platform like social networking e.g fbk etc must be cancelled.

If you remain steadfast to these principles long enough whatever feelings you had will simply wear and then disappear to the extent that she can be semi nude like her sister before you and yet you feel nothing.

The same scenario may apply if you are dating a girl you truly love and the look of her sister start getting you all confused.
PoliticsRe: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by Pennywise(m): 10:26am On Nov 14, 2012
Finally dead?

We should be allowed to make sure (if they want us to believe)!!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Lady More Intelligent Than You? by Pennywise(m): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2012
She can be more intelligent but I am always the wise one and whenever intelligence meets wisdom, its a no contest. Wisdom wins (unless if she no want stay!!).
PoliticsRe: Coscharis Group Is A 'Pure Water' Business - Ifeanyi Uba (Capital Oil) by Pennywise(m): 9:53am On Nov 13, 2012
What a pity. In countries where the rule of law prevails, that interview with Ifeanyi Uba would have taken place not in a TV studio but in a prison holden cell where he cannot hope to regain freedom for 50yrs.

Maduka obviously made a bad business decision. And like all decisions and choices we make there are consequences and he has no choice but to face it.

Similarly if access bank gave out this loan to Maduka and Capital Oil without guarrantees then CBN must be seen by all to do the right thing for the benefit of all Nigerians and investors.
PoliticsRe: Stop Visiting War-Torn And Hungry Nigeria – Zimbabwe First Lady Warns Citizens by Pennywise(m): 5:15am On Nov 12, 2012
We may have found ourselves a real foreign exchange winner.

Oil is not everything.

Let us pray for our pastors.
PoliticsRe: Today Is Nuhu Ribadu's Birthday. Your Wish Or Advice To Him. by Pennywise(m): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2012
oojjaayy: It is a pitiiable dizmal bizmal and it is regretably lugubrious dt dis nation dnt evn knw d gud ppl wen dey see dem. Nuhu or nunu wz just a remote being controlled by d man behind d scene. My advice,he should go and sit down and stop exposing hiz weakness. Cos nufin gud will ever cm out of nazareth
Without Ribadu there can be no hope for you. No treatment. U take ur insanity to the grave and beyond.
PoliticsRe: Today Is Nuhu Ribadu's Birthday. Your Wish Or Advice To Him. by Pennywise(m): 8:54am On Nov 11, 2012
PeeDaVinci: [size=18pt]TODAY IS NOT NUHU RIBADU'S BIRTHDAY[/size]. his birthday is 21-11
It doesn't matter. One day is as good as any other to celebrate d life of a good man.

HBD mallam Nuhu Ribadu. Nigeria's lone shining star and today's only hope for the future.

All discernible southerners love and respect u. Even those of us who have spent our adult lives drawing attention to the ills the northern establishment has wrought on our country.

U are not in the mould of Buhari a closet religious bigot neither are u el rufai the thieving, fake intellectual.

Corruption remains the only stumbling block to Nigerias greatness and u have proven in words and deeds that it is a problem that has solution.

We praise u for a life dedicated to fighting corruption. Come 2015 no amount of corruption will undermine the pple's will. U will be president
CelebritiesRe: Ruke Amata's Wife's Multiple Affairs Exposed - Encomium Exclusive by Pennywise(m): 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2012
Anyone who comes here to caste doubt on the credibility of the story is wasting his time. Its no use, the damage has been done. Even if there were video recordings some will claim it was doctored.

Ibori's Okonkwo mistress probably also started out this way. Remember she was also married and living in London. I think Gilda was looking to warm her way into as many Governors hearts as possible so that she can be not just their who/re but also their mule, moving money for their excellencies. Because frankly, to/to surround these governors, big and small, married or single, day and night. Unfortunately, London and indeed Europe has no value anymore as far security for executive heist is concerned.

You will notice that the Governor who paid her some attention even dumped her for another apparently after he chop clean mouth. She probably would have had more attention if she lived in South America or other obscure destination.

CuntDestroyer: my type of girl. keep it real all the way.

i sent you a pm. but unfortunately i cant remember the email address i used for this account on NL.

How was your day? this is awkward and I know but you are so cute .

what's with the broom in the background of your pic? do u take nite flights? lol.

and NO am not a 45yr old bored man.

holler back.

am waiting ................................
Cuntdestroyer, I hope there will be sth left when you are finally done with annawhite. Remember to keep your phone and bb clean. Only a fool insist on learning from his/her mistake.
PoliticsRe: Corruption: Presidency Challenges Ribadu To Mention Names by Pennywise(m): 2:26pm On Nov 09, 2012
Okupe failed to tell Nigerians that Ribadu was chosen by Jonathan to head the committee in order to shore up confidence in his government at a time Nigerians wanted Jonathan's head on a platter.

They thought if they showed Ribadu some money they will be able to tell him what to write or say like the shameless Oronsaye
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by Pennywise(m): 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]This.

OP go to the politics section and ask. Lots of old men there grin.[/quote]No need. We are here too. This same girl complaining will risk death by car accident trying to make eye contact with a senior in his flashy car.
PoliticsRe: The British Annex U.S.A Back: A Message From The Queen by Pennywise(m): 4:41pm On Nov 08, 2012
What do we do with the troublesome Barack Obama? Have him deported back to Kenya?

God save the Queen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mitt Romney's Loss In Pictures by Pennywise(m): 4:17pm On Nov 08, 2012
ochukoccna: I believe the pictures tell the story why Myth R shocked shocked shocked lost
[size=18pt]How many Blacks, Hispanics, Native Americans can you see in the pictures?[/size] angry angry shocked shocked shocked shocked
Phucking Mitt-ical racist grin grin grin
White Amerikkka got whooped by emerging America tongue tongue
I agree with you. It looks like a convention of American racists. Dont you just wish you had a canister or two of concentrated sarin you can toss in their midst.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Girls Invent Urine-powered Generator by Pennywise(m): 3:58pm On Nov 08, 2012
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PoliticsRe: Akpabio And Amaechi Controversial New Jets by Pennywise(m): 3:38pm On Nov 07, 2012
Is there no one at all to call these 'govs' to order? How can they and the house of assemblies justify the purchase and maintenance of jets at tax payers expense in the midst of penury, hunger and mass hopelessness?
RomanceRe: High Prostitution Who Is Responsible? Men Or Women by Pennywise(m): 6:26pm On Nov 05, 2012
tobechi74: ECONOMICS


when there is reductn in price of production, the price of the good reduces. Suppliers now supply more of the good at low price..hence increase in supply.


Increase in suply lead to cometitn among suppliers.some may further reduce the price. Others might go out to the customa doorstep to market their goods.

D customa wil patronise them due to lower price and proximity.HENCE INCREASE IN DEMAND.
:

SUMMARY

low cost of production = low price =high supply = high demand
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Who Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria Now?: Your Opinion by Pennywise(m): 5:11pm On Nov 05, 2012
RIBADU. Absolutely no one else in the horizon. Unfortunately all the kingmakers have skeleton in their cupboard. They are all afraid of this and would spend a sizeable amount of their ill-gotten wealth to make sure Ribadu doesnt become president.
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Members Being Arraigned In Enugu (Pictures) by Pennywise(m): 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2012
I generally dislike having to hang a human being for any reason. But any serious state has an obligation to make an example of people like these for the greater good of the country.

I have not seen any of these people come out to protest against corruption, theft of public funds and profligacy of their state governors, LG chairmen and their other tormentors. Or are they going to bring expatriates to rule in the new Biafra?
PoliticsRe: Isreal Sold Non-Functional Drones To Nigeria For $240m by Pennywise(m): 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2012
OP,
Sometimes we forget that these people we call Israelis are actually Jews.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Expose Their Vigilante Identities. by Pennywise(m): 10:34am On Nov 04, 2012
Have they not broken up yet?

That definitely is not Kardashian arsz unless if its the costume.
PoliticsRe: Ribadu, Orosanye Argue Before Jonathan by Pennywise(m): 6:07pm On Nov 03, 2012
Ribadu, Oraanoye Argue Before Jonathan
Somebody should correct this thread title to reflect the true spelling of the name of this recycled thieving old civil servant called STEVE ORONSAYE. He is a Bini man.
PoliticsRe: Ribadu, Orosanye Argue Before Jonathan by Pennywise(m): 5:53pm On Nov 03, 2012
[quote author=Yours GEJ,]people are arguing about the possible compromise of the report and GEJ is giving a lecture on how oil is important[/quote]It was a prepared speech. GEJ didnt anticipate that Oronsaye was on a mission to scuttle or sabotage a report he had accepted payment to jointly produce. Fortunately he got a fitting response from Ribadu.

But Oronsaye wasnt telling GEJ what he did not already know. This corrupt career civil servant could not have been smuggled into the board of NNPC that was being investigated without the full knowledge and acquiescence of Jonathan. Ultimately he made a fo-ol of himself. Steve would have been better off if he had remained mute before the camera which is the standard behaviour of all thieving Nigerian civil servants rather than convict himself.

Again Ribadu rose head and shoulder above them all and like he said it is GEJ's government and what he chose to do with the report is entirely up to him.
CrimeRe: My Armed Robbery Experience And Thoughts On The Nigerian Situation by Pennywise(m): 4:15pm On Nov 01, 2012
@OP
It seems the neighborhoods the robbers attacked are well appointed meaning owners living there would have arms. Why did no one attempt to engage these robbers before the police arrived? Imagine if one or two of them had been felled by a sniper's fire afterall the home owner has the 'cover' advantage.

The point is a lot of Nigerians actually have arms- legally or however acquired but they get squeamish when confronted with that critical moment. I read a story not long ago of how a certain Ibo man was told to open his door to the robbers who were laying siege to his house. Of course he refused. The robbers forced their way into the house, took his gun from him and shot him dead.

Op was not supposed to live through that night. You have a reason to be grateful.
PoliticsRe: Okoya-Thomas : Serena Williams Made Me Cry by Pennywise(m): 2:27pm On Nov 01, 2012
That must be the William Sister with the arsz. She makes me cry too.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Forgotten Cases Of Looting by Pennywise(m):
If we look at the chronicle of cases brought against public servants above we will see a pattern of active connivance by the judiciary.

The Nigerian judiciary is a major stumbling block against corruption. The stench emanating from the bench is poisoning our atmosphere at all levels.

The NJC as a regulating body has to make itself relevant or be proscribed without further delay. Our Judges are too corrupt oooo. We need the NJC to make a few good examples.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Forgotten Cases Of Looting by Pennywise(m):
The question is who is going to bring these people to book? I actually had faith in Ibrahim Lamorde when he was made EFCC chairman until he started talking about lie detection test on Nigerians. Thereafter I lost all hope and began to feel sorry for this country.

Efcc was 'EFCC' because of one man only. The moment Ribadu left, it became another parastatal of a very corrupt Government.

Perhaps we shouldnt blame politicians for being corrupt afterall who wouldnt want to exploit available opportunity. We should blame institutions and persons tasked at government expense to prosecute corrupt officials but have either failed or neglected to do so.

Ibrahim Lamorde simply went to sleep after he was sworn in. In effect there is no operational EFCC in Nigeria as we speak. Therefore no deterrence to crime and right now it is open season for graft.

If any thread deserve to be on the front page, this is it.
RomanceRe: How To Convince Your Boyfriend To Wait For Sex? by Pennywise(m):
Practically all girls in Nigeria play hard to get...Fact. The reason is the same- not wanting to be seen as cheap and easy lay. So, playing hard to get is no longer a viable means of projecting virtuosity as we all know it is easier to find a needle in a haystack than. . . .

You can go to a club and beckon at the first girl you see. If you are really uptight and you dont want to be inconvenienced with the burden of a hotel room, push her head into the loo or the back of your car and do your thing.

Now if you are to encounter this same opportunist under any other circumstance even when marriage is not in view dont expect her to say yes without the usual 'male dance'.

The point is, guys generally know these things and those who have been around dont get taken-in by attempts to play hard to get. It is annoying sometimes but at other times plain laughable. A girl did it with a friend and spent a whole month trying to get his attention afterward but he was too far gone.

Most men are interested in what you do in an index relationship and not what you did previously. So it is possible for a girl and guy to hit it off at first date (while taking necessary precautions of course)and go on to have a productive experience of a relationship.
CelebritiesRe: Lola Alao Responds To Bisi Ibidapo-obe On Pregnancy Scandal by Pennywise(m): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2012
These guys are by far richer than any of us can imagine. To think Dino Melaye can shell out 10million to a girlfriend even as an opposition fringe player in the House of Reps is incredible.

This means that core players like Farouk in his moment of tribulation could have doled out 100million naira without even blinking. It is hardly surprising that the case against him never saw the light of day inspite of all the initial publicity.

All things considered, this careless talk by another of Dino's women may be just as damaging if not more than the first. There is no amount of money he gives his wife now that will be adequate. Lets not forget the thugs who are his immediate constituency and on whom his political career depends.
Forum GamesRe: Guess what ethnicity this person is----GAME by Pennywise(m): 8:36pm On Oct 28, 2012
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]^^^
wrong.[/quote]Don't you see the mickey mouse smile on the guy's chest?

Which non-hollywood tribe is that associated with?
Christianity EtcRe: For Atheist And People Who Just Mock God. :-\ by Pennywise(m): 4:32pm On Oct 28, 2012
^^^
Seun is a closet atheist. But he wont admit it because he knows it is bad for business in a highly religious society like ours.

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