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Politics › Re: Police Salary Stolen From Police Bank by Pennywise(m): 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2011
Police heist-the movie.

In a few days, this will all be history while the gang goes on to bigger and better things. Gaddem. The world really dignify us when

they refer to Nigeria as a country
Christianity Etc › Re: Iran: Pastor Sentenced To Death For Refusing To Accept Islam! by Pennywise(m): 3:47pm On Oct 03, 2011
Hmmn. Iran must be one cold/hostile place to be a pastor. The mullahs will murd you.
Politics › Re: FG To Spend N30bn For New National Identity Scheme by Pennywise(m): 3:55pm On Oct 01, 2011
^^In other countries, the aggrieved take up arms against the govt but here they take up arms against fellow citizens in armed

robberies. Which makes me ask the question: Is there sth uniquely cowardly and irresponsible about the ordinary Nigerian?
Romance › Re: Blackberry Fever And How It Affects Relationship? by Pennywise(m): 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2011
Orikinla:
It sheer inferiority complex that is making many Nigerians to be nuts over BlackBerry.

[size=38pt]BlackBerry is reported to command only a 14.80% share of worldwide smart phone sales, making it the fifth most popular device manufacturer after Nokia, Samsung, LG, etc.

Nigerians are mostly bush people who have erroneous notions of average status symbols.
They go gaga over what they assume is a big status symbol in a poor country where majority of the population are very poor and unenlightened.
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Orikinla you surprise me. Your impression of the average Nigerian is completely out of character. Besides your use of outsized letters  goes against forum rule
Car Talk › Re: Recommend A Suv - For The Nigerian Road by Pennywise(m): 4:28pm On Sep 23, 2011
werepeLeri:
This is what big boys ride.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/532259_301025_10150366396622216_755072215_10131628_7492525_n_jpgc983778434d40691b37922ebc5596dfd
I feel very sorry for those spoilers when the car makes contact with Nigerian pot holes. It will be an Instant take-down.
Family › Re: My Friend Is Not The Son's Father by Pennywise(m): 4:07pm On Sep 23, 2011
Obviously that boy is not the son of Mr walking stick. He doesnt look one bit like him. The babe not bad sha. Can we get a rear view? Pls. I will bet my last dime this babe is a tiger in bed. Look at those eyes. Damn.

Is she bini? They are hottt. Dont mess with them. They will pin a baby on your ar.s.e at first attempt
Family › Re: My Friend Is Not The Son's Father by Pennywise(m): 4:01pm On Sep 23, 2011
That's one happy colonel. The baby looks just like him. To all these hypocrite screaming take down thread get lost. Let the story develop there may be other hidden truths that will help all interested parties heal including the OP. Moderator u will be doing a lot of good if u ignored all these busy bodies
Romance › Re: Your Lover Dies Just As He/she Is About To Tell You Where He/she Left $100m by Pennywise(m): 3:49pm On Sep 23, 2011
I know how to wake her up.

Did u say $100m? Seriously, death cant be an option just yet.
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle It When Your Girl Suddnly Stops Pickin your Call? by Pennywise(m): 3:45pm On Sep 23, 2011
sauer:
@pennywise, shez indeed a gud one & am quite fond of her. Just wuld b difficult to let go.
If she is that good then why dont u marry her. Or are are u married? Even if u are and u really love her there are ways both of u can be happy and secure in your relationship
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle It When Your Girl Suddnly Stops Pickin your Call? by Pennywise(m): 3:07pm On Sep 23, 2011
Some things dont come quite easy for girls to say like- 'I am not interested in this relationship any more'. Sometimes its for reasons

of guilt having eaten your money and all that. But I think girls like this are the good ones. Isnt it better for u to wake up to the

reality of your situation and move on or u prefer she keeps rubbing your head like a lost puppy with d occasional sympathy mess

when her heart is really with someone else
Romance › Re: What Is The Perfect Present To Get A Man? by Pennywise(m): 3:19pm On Sep 22, 2011
Orikinla:
Every man loves good underwear.
Preferably cotton based underwear. Men are usually too busy to shop for themselves and may appreciate this more than the suit they wear. Besides he will remember u anytime he puts them on which is everyday. And they dont cost a fortune.
Romance › Re: How Many Men/women Have You Ever Slept With In Your Life? by Pennywise(m): 3:01pm On Sep 22, 2011
If at age 28 and u still ask questions like this, then sth is definitely, definitely wrong with you.
Politics › Re: Who Is Really After Tinubu, And Why? by Pennywise(m): 5:18pm On Sep 21, 2011
@OP
Justice is after Tinubu. And I think it may have caught up with him.
Car Talk › Re: Touareg, Porsche and Audi Q7 Owners: by Pennywise(m): 5:12pm On Sep 21, 2011
I always tot these cars are rather small (except Q7).
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Insult Their Toasters? by Pennywise(m): 1:53pm On Sep 20, 2011
Real players do not take note. They just move on to the next babe
Romance › Re: LADIES!!! Big, Muscular Guys Vs Trim, Fit Guys. by Pennywise(m): 10:54am On Sep 19, 2011
^^^ Big belly or not. I never saw a pretty female, I didnt like.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Family Demands N100M Compensation in Talks with OBJ by Pennywise(m): 3:18pm On Sep 17, 2011
^^^
Good question. Obasanjo's motive was purely self serving. He probably reasoned he was on BH hit list.
Family › Re: by Pennywise(m): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2011
There is hardly any reason for a marriage to deteriorate to a situation where a man has to beat up his wife. There are many ways

to make a stubborn, arrogant and unrepentant wife pay for her transgressions. Any man who beats his wife is exposing a

weakness- one that can easily be exploited by a truly devilish wife. Most women are like children. Some kids dont mind being

flogged endlessly. But when they are grounded and their TV rights taken away for a few days, they quickly fall in line. The man has

to identify what is really important in her life and apply sanctions or plagues that are swift, far reaching and of real deterrence

value. If she wants to get physical, have her taken away or u walk.
Romance › Re: Pack Of Condom In Your Marital Home by Pennywise(m): 4:00pm On Sep 13, 2011
Sarcoc:
Your wife moves in after your wedding and finds a pack of condom (which you collected free of charge from a health organisation years ago) in your wardrobe months later
She mentions it to you in passing - would you explain how it came about or just ignore the topic as she didn't seem bordered when she mentioned it to you?
Trivia. What silly question in this day and age. There will be an issue to discuss if

1. She got in the house b4 condom
2. Condom pack is incomplete
3. She finds a used condom.

Otherwise all a bloody waste of time
Romance › Re: When This Stingy Man Says He Loves Me by Pennywise(m): 4:32pm On Sep 12, 2011
OP,
There are ways to get round this. Dont stop loving your BF but keep a generous sugar dada very close otherwise u might end up lapsing into prostitution.

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