Jimi24:
This boy is getting himself into more trouble.

Iretii0511:
MI dumb fans are really dumb sha. The whole textbook their chairman wrote as a reply to tetracycline contain miserable 8 bars. All he did was lie and appealed to their emotion. Their chairman who wants to collect what belong to his son and turn around to say he is mature is really sick in his brain. Their chairman said he has always rated Lanre but has been claiming dude is wack on a number of occassion, their useless chairman claim Lanre is jealous but was the only rapper that rushed to social media page to yarn dust about
someone just because he free styled for 2 hours(Something he couldn't do). Their chairman want's to spend 20mill (audio money) on someone else while he couldn't do same for his own brother. Abeg let me stop here as dumb fans will always be dumb sha

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different father if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evil penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.


Ignore all errors, I hate proofreading...


There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has gone through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of the bible that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible studies why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

Hausaman:
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There is more to it than a lighting strike, the plants must have been poisoned by the 8ters. Lastly why do you need Sango god of lighting to fix Nigeria ?. Where were the gods when the European Christians came with Christ to enslaved the Africans to Sugar plantations in USA ?. Was Sango god of lightning sleeping or was on vacation ?.
God bless Nigeria

Nooneonline:

Hamachi:
I'm 28years old, my parents died when i was 14years old. I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees.

I met a guy when i was 17years old and he sent me back to school. He sold fruits on the streets so he could pay my school fees.

He later got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university.
I am now working as a lawyer. My problem is that i feel i can't continue with this relationship cos this guy is not the type of a man i would like to marry!!.

How best can i tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings?

I'm grateful he sent me to school but i can't be in a relationship with him anymore!. I want someone in my own class not an ordinary truck driver!

seunmohmoh:
What does she do exactly?

Badgers14:
Why did he post his full account information without blocking anything Just plain stupid..

Boys are not smiling this days, with the information posted there, someone could withdraw money from his akant very easily!!!!

I hope he wakes up tomorrow money with some cash in his account to fiddle with

But on a serious note tho, he should change his account number.. for all reading this, do not post your check online with out hiding your account number and routing number.. some bad guys out there can clean you out quickly!!!

VRDroid:
It is very myopic for those who do not smoke Marijuana to make convictions about something they have not tested.

If anyone wants to criticize marijuana, it is best to smoke it first or at least make a tea with the green plant leaves before jumping into conclusions.

After 5 years of insomnia occasioned by my constant researches, I could no longer sleep naturally, my circadian rhythm was bastardized and abused, so I used alcoholic drugs like Vodka, Beers, Wines etc and I was afraid of losing my kidney and liver just to sleep. It got to the point I could no longer sleep even with alcohol. I was fuccked as I could sta for a week without 30 minutes of sleep, I was almost dying.

I switched over the Sleeping Pills and that was so terrible as the next days after sleeping bills became anxiety-prone, I couldn't continue with sleeping pills after weeks. So I went back to Alcohol. Average of 13 bottles of Gin per week when I decided to keep the bottles and countless beers until I could no longer sleep even with alcohol. I thought I was fuccked.

I decided to experiment with water, I could sleep for 2 hrs per night and kept water by the bed and take a glass each time I wake up and I could sleep another hour and wake up to urinate. Was inconveniencing.

So I went online and researched about Insomnia and stumbled on some Americans who promoted Medical Cannabis for insomnia, I was confused but excited.

Then I decided to spend a week researching about Cannabis, and a week turned into a month on the research and after a month, I decided that it is worth giving it a try, so I came to Nairaland and run a search and met one guy called Correctguy101, who recommended that I try it as tea.

I listened and I went ahead and bought a smoking water bong and searched youtube for DIY videos on how to smoke weed as you call it.

I called my mechanic to help me source of weed, the organic type and he took me there and the faces I saw made me feel that weed is for criminals but that didn't stop me.

It was too dry to be used as Tea, so I drove all the way to Elekan Beach end of Lekki and bought some fresh green leaves as Correctguy recommended and made tea with it and came online to inform the guy about my experience. A week after I decided to try the dry leaves on water bong, the experience changed my views of cannabis. I could feel that my subconscious controlled the physical body and our body is robotic. Cannabis is very addictive, but since I know how to manage addiction, without worrying about withdrawal symptoms I just stop when I realize I have anxieties, so just like everything else, like womanizing, alcohol, eating, and even cigarette, cannabis is addictive, but personally when I wanna break a bit, I do not care about the withdrawal symptom, so I can easily stop and I did, so I use Cannabis as a treatment and I have not taken it in a while, but if I have need to, I will certainly use it.

Cannabis treated my Insomnia. It has been over 6 months since I tried the last time, and I no longer use it as I no longer suffer insomnia.

And if I ever experience Insomnia, I MUST smoke weed.

I intend to cultivate a few plants of Cannabis once I secure a farm soon, and I will use it only when I need it as I do not want to buy from street corners from people who might mix it with deadly drugs.

Cannabis is good for Insomnia, improves libido, defragments the subconscious memory, makes the heart merry and guess what it is even rumoured to treat cancer and many other ills.

I am all for the legalization of Marijuana and no one, and I mean no one has the right to tell me what to eat or not eat.

Those who are ignorant of cannabis use should rather blame whoever created the plant and if you think you are smarter than the creator of marijuana, then you are an unfortunate child of your parent, cos that plant hurts no one.

Cannabis only reveals who you truly are, but does not make you do bad things. It is also very good when you are researching to take just one purf. People abuse the plant by smoking a whole joint of it. I believe anyone who is sincere about his motive for smoking knows that JUST ONE PURF is enough which means, you can smoke one stick for 2 weeks.

hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

thoollz:

I love this. If u must support fraud or crime, u should be ready to face the full wrath. Other artists b singing about drugs and illicit affairs. No one is promoting good values. SMH.

Prison is a goal. Issa goal.

vengertime:
We the People of Owerri want it down ASAP.

I repeat, We the people of Owerri want it down. Not we the people of Oshogbo or Brown roof Republic of Ibadan.

No time for Nonsense

Capensis:
The body is Buhari, and the Spirit is Abacha. The soul is Jubrin

Behold, the tyrant.

kingchris30:
African police sha, on what ground are they arresting the woman. what if she is a traditionist?