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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Pleads Guilty - Kemi Olunloyo by penocrat1(m): 3:44pm On Jul 28
Damnnn niggar
Hush puppy my niggar...

Like I always say to my real niggarz

Always know when to plead guilty.....

I have this feelings that the 20 years is gonna be calculated day and night.....which means he is coming out after ten years...
American system.You are correct
Yes o...which means boss hush puppi fit fall out even before that ten years
Family / Re: Help! An Unwanted Pregnancy Is Ruining My Life. by penocrat1(m): 12:16am On Jul 25
Hm see how devil just used 5mins madness to destroy your peace and career...
Like why can't you people just be like Joseph in terms of self discipline...

Even the girl. Your parents sent you to school and the very first year, you're already sleeping with a man. Without protection for that matter..

If she's someone that has sense, should sex be the first thing she should go and be pursuing immediately she got to school or her career? SMH..

You see, that time you were about to engage in the act was when you should have done what youre doing here now. That is, reason and ask yourself some of the questions you're now posing to us. It is then you should have reasoned you didn't have a job yet and not ready to father a child or get married.

The bible that says flee every appearance of evil is correct after all.

You better go and see the family because the didn't force their daughter on you in the first place. So, now you don buy market, go and carry your goods.

Everytime Sex sex sex.. sex that doesn't give you a happy ending, is that one sex?

When I tell people I've been celibate for many years, they think it's because I'm trying to form super girl. It's because of all these nonsense super story that you men come up with once there's any little mistake plus the fact that my body is the temple of Holy Spirit and not for any coconut head man who's just looking for anywhere to ease himself.

You are very bitter.Please heal.
Politics / Re: How The Bini Used And Sold The Igbos As Slaves For Centuries - Reno Omokri by penocrat1(m): 5:23pm On Jul 22
Well said

Politics / Re: How The Bini Used And Sold The Igbos As Slaves For Centuries - Reno Omokri by penocrat1(m): 5:22pm On Jul 22
Mr Reno has questions to answer after all

Crime / Re: 7/7 – How I Almost Died During The Ojota Cults Clash Today! by penocrat1(m): 10:14am On Jul 08
I am currently in Benin Republic.
A friend of mine called me to join him here in Benin Republic, and when I got here, within a month he left me and travelled to another country. He left behind foodstuffs and also rent he paid which will expire in a couple of weeks . My problem here is that he promised to fix me up and he never did anything before he left. Currently I have almost exhausted the foodstuffs he left behind and I don’t have transportation to come back to Nigeria.
All I need now is transportation fare and if possible, someone who can help me with work in Nigeria.
Please good people of Nigeria help me as I am depressed and dying slowly.

You mean you left Nigeria with no back up plan?
Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by penocrat1(m): 8:19pm On Jun 20
This may seem funny.but stop taking antibiotics and engage in intermittent fasting.and change your diet.drink warm water with a pinch of salt last and first thing in the morning.
Health / Re: I Always Go "Raw" With Multiple Partners Until STI Taught Me A Hard Lesson by penocrat1(m): 11:49pm On May 28
Damnnn niggarrrr
If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last two years! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass. Because this two girls way I bang. Them clean and fine finish. If to say I be head master...I for even give them head. Na God save me say I nor be head master....but a real niggarrr...if not na both my mouth and dickkk for scratch me die
Daaaammm niggggar
TV/Movies / Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by penocrat1(m): 9:23pm On May 03
What of the Movie "Billions"?
Family / Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by penocrat1(m): 9:38pm On Jan 30
Very simple.Run DNA test to ascertain the truth if the child is from the woman
Romance / Re: Stop Dating Broke Women — Ehiz Tells Men by penocrat1(m): 8:26pm On Oct 28, 2020
One cold stout for you.


Crime / Re: Endsars Protester Stabbed To Death By Thugs In Kubwa, Abuja (disturbing Photos) by penocrat1(m): 9:23pm On Oct 18, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Nairaland / General / Re: What Broke Your Trust With Friends? Share Your Experience by penocrat1(m): 5:51am On Oct 12, 2020
[quote author=Slawormir post=94792505]Damnnn niggarrr ....

Isoright...friends go always loose guard us...but that nor mean say we nor go keep friends because say one or two friends don first loose guard us before...

Me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
God run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now[/quote

Dammmn nigggar]
Celebrities / Re: Lekucci Global Fulfills Promise To Laycon, Gets 50 Ready-Made Wears For Him by penocrat1(m): 11:37am On Sep 30, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Lots of blessings
Sports / Re: Hakeem Dawodu Beats Russian Opponent (Photos) by penocrat1(m): 11:48am On Sep 28, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
I am proud of him
Politics / Re: 'Operation Lafiya Dole' Soldiers Drinking Garri by penocrat1(m): 11:43am On Sep 28, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Education / Re: New Kano Almajiri Boarding Schools (Photos) by penocrat1(m): 9:32am On Sep 25, 2020
.. Don't tell me you are jealous of this good work. Do you know God can make some of them to be more successful in life than you in the future?..
As for me, I am happy for them. I commend the governor...
You are an iidioti.how has almajiri system help Nigeria?Are you his God?

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Politics / Re: FG Takes Over Revenue Management Of NNPC, Customs, FIRS, NCC, Others by penocrat1(m): 9:00pm On Sep 22, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Crime / Re: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by penocrat1(m): 5:04pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Prick power
Culture / Re: Emir Of Zazzau, Shehu Idris, Dies At 84 by penocrat1(m): 5:02pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Consumers To Pay Full Electricity Rates From July 2021 by penocrat1(m): 5:00pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Obaseki, Shaibu's Victory: Makinde, Wike, Davido, Ortom, Okowa, Ben Bruce React by penocrat1(m): 4:59pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Edo 2020: President Buhari Commends Electoral Process by penocrat1(m): 4:57pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Edo: INEC Election Results Viewing Portal Assessment By A Nairalander by penocrat1(m): 7:15am On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Card Readers Not Working – Oshiomhole Laments (Video) by penocrat1(m): 7:12am On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: 'I Will Slap You If You Call Me' - Soldier Tells Voters In Edo by penocrat1(m): 7:09am On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Our Officials Rectifying Network Challenges - INEC by penocrat1(m): 6:55am On Sep 20, 2020
Dammmn nigggar
Music/Radio / Re: Femi Kuti & His Children Perform "One People, One World" by penocrat1(m): 10:49am On Jul 06, 2020
Nice one

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Crime / Re: Lovers Found Dead In A Room In Imo (Disturbing Photos) by penocrat1(m): 10:48pm On Jun 14, 2020
They died in active duty.
What a shame!
Why should active duty be a shame?
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by penocrat1(m): 4:56pm On Jun 14, 2020
Chai!!! See as guys they insult ladies..
Useless guys on Nairaland
Message me lets talk
Romance / Re: I Would Have Spent All My Money On This Girl by penocrat1(m): 10:21pm On May 12, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr! How many times will i advise my niggarzz about issues like this
Bros op Be a real niggarrr
Let me give you the code. Huzzle your money and don't do girlfriend for now

Just see girls as swimming pool for now
Real niggarrrz don't do girl friend
Real niggarrrz huzzle some dope money, drink some beer, smoke some weed And real niggarrr bang enough pussies because they see women as swimming pool
They don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
They don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before they started swimming
They don'ton't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after they are done swimming their own
And they don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with them as they are swimming
They just swim their own sharpely and move on.

Bros op always Swim your own and move on!
You will live long

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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges 48 Coronavirus Patients Today by penocrat1(m): 8:37pm On May 07, 2020
Highest discharge so far in a single day

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