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PoliticsRe: Buhari In A Cheerful Mood With His Grandchildren At The Presidential Villa. Pics by Pentools(m): 9:43pm On Jul 13, 2018
I wonder
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Slays In Hot Swimsuit (Photo) by Pentools(m): 12:35pm On Jul 13, 2018
Takeit2017:
Actress Chika Ike is living her best life, unapologetic about it. She shared a stunning photo in a colorful swimsuit .She captioned it

Summer flames ��. You can be anything you want to be . Boss up and live your best life


More @:https://trendinghelm..com/2018/07/chika-ike-is-living-her-best-life-in.html
https://misspetitenaijablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Untitled-50.png
My love for this gal gaun-gaun!!!
Just like BBN ahneeka she's my exact spec.

Melanin popper.
Go baby oku be anyi.... grin

CrimeRe: Two Slay Mamas Steal N200k From A Boutique In Delta, Stripped Unclad (Photo) by Pentools(m): 10:23pm On Jul 12, 2018
Issakendrick:
Two suspected female thieves met their Waterloo, this evening, after stealing the sum of N200k from a boutique at Ekpan, Warri, Delta State.

The duo were caught when they were about leaving. The money was carefully wrapped in a gown they bought. They were subsequently stripped and disgraced before being handed over to the police.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/two-slaymamas-stripped-unclad-after-stealing-n200k-from-a-boutique-in-delta/
Slay kinihuh
All I see is Bobbi that have parted ways like the red sea, with belle like pregnant elephant and shapeless body like Zuma rock...

PoliticsRe: Lionel Jonathan-Omo Dies After Falling From His Balcony In Bayelsa by Pentools(m): 10:09pm On Jul 12, 2018
Those Power thirsty demons don use this one do power rituals...
APC and PDP now na survival of the fittest, alot of forces to deal with, no be prayer or wish but many more heads go still roll, that we all know.
This is like ember month season for politicians, death or clean, power by any means!!!

Rip oga jona embarassed

CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Storms Nude Strip Club (Photos) by Pentools(m): 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2018
Philpham:
Back to sender grin
So u know what it feels likehuh
Na u be the sender ooo!

Lazy Nigerian yoot...

EventsRe: Ejiroghene Porch Armygirl Twerking To Celebrate Her Birthday (Photos, Video) by Pentools(m): 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2018
Gossipblogger:
Talk About the sexy female soldiers in Town, There you go, Ejiro a popular Nigerian female soldier aka the Military Queen turned plus one today, and to celebrate the big day she just shared a video of herself twerking really hard for the gram...


And yes, she also blessed with Big back side, Don't worry i got you covered, see photos i grabbed for you below!


Watch the Video here:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlH1drWH2NN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


Or here:


Gossip From Ebiwali---
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/nigerian-slayqueen-soldier-twerks-hard.html
This one na soldier only to the oga of soldiers, her nyash is the battle field for only the commandants.

That nyash looks destroyed, destructed and bombarded by different commandants' weapon cassava of destruction.

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nina All Swagged Up In New Photo As She Goes To School by Pentools(m): 2:06pm On Jul 12, 2018
Yomzzyblog:
@YomzzyBlog.com

Former Big Brother Naija Housemate, Nina has gone back to school, Imo State University to round off her education.

She shared this photo all swagged up as she went to school today.

Gists via: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2018/07/bbnaijas-nina-all-swagged-up-in-new.html
Am I the only person that finds this gal reasonably unattractive, I seriously do not have anything against her but she's so unattractive and nauseating to me...

Fine she no fine, just yellow like over-riped paw paw, and from her responses and approach to stuffs, think it's safe to say she has a bungalow look, nothing upstairs.

CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Storms Nude Strip Club (Photos) by Pentools(m): 1:44pm On Jul 12, 2018
Philpham:
Us.eless boy, this is the trash Tiwa made a mistake to marry. Husband material indeed.
Tomorrow he will start shouting depression. Depression will kill him. Olosho.
Black monkey.
May you find yourself in his situation soon, so we can see how you would handle your own sex-starved life, long as you don't turn Vaseline crew.
CrimeRe: Chuck Ozulumba Drowns During Excursion In Canada by Pentools(m): 10:33pm On Jul 11, 2018
MurderEnglish:
Such a fined man that is handsomely has die without achieved things in life.


It was not good to do something you can't done just because others can did it.


Don't drank poison because you want to claimed big boy.

He has die and his parents and sibling would cry very often.

cry cry
This boy, you againhuh
So u still Dey, I think say u don follow ur Aunty mama peace waka..,

SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 12:41pm On Jul 11, 2018
Checked86:
You are a lover of good football. Not because you left Arsenal for Barca but because i admire Arsenal style of football a lot. I am a Barcelona fan. Even though Arsenal do not always give expected results to her fans, they play good football. It is recently that Man city has matched them, if not better than them. welcome to Barcelona.
Man city literally bullied us at the caraboa finals last season,was so appalling and devastating.
SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 12:37pm On Jul 11, 2018
ivanG07:
you were never recongnise is arsenal bcus you are amarture.
Dunno your age sha, but I think it's quite safe to say I've been a soccer(Arsenal) fan before you knew what's football. Even so, I'm a registered/recognized fan not some wailers outtchea!
SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 12:30pm On Jul 11, 2018
saintaustine:
You are not a real and strong football fan.
If for example, Barcelona start fumbling tomorrow, someone like you will again, renounce your membership and move to another football club.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Am not surprise, typical of your country's politicians.
Jumping ship at free will.
I've bn an arsenal fan for ages man! The decision was well thought out, I watch football for perfect entertainment n exciting results not for effizzy which is likened to 99% of gunners and their fans.
SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 12:28pm On Jul 11, 2018
toprealman:
Let's talk about this after the new season.
Save ur stress for something else bro, shorten your expectations if it's really high on Arsenal.
SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 12:23pm On Jul 11, 2018
iluvpomo:
Will you jump back on the gunner bandwagon if they start winning?? grin
will u vote bk PMB come next year if Nigerians never stops committing suicide but he heard the people's protest and ends SARShuh grin
CelebritiesRe: Benjamin Anne Ufuomanefe Celebrates Birthday With Amazing Photos. by Pentools(m): 12:01pm On Jul 11, 2018
cocoboss:
FTC hehehe grin grin grin grin
Heje
CrimeRe: 'I Sleep With Seven Men Daily' – 18-Year-Old Human Trafficking Victim by Pentools(m): 10:24pm On Jul 10, 2018
SportsRe: Arsenal Announce Signing Of Midfielder, Lucas Torreira by Pentools(m): 10:12pm On Jul 10, 2018
If them like make dem sign neymar, mbappe and Ronaldo all at once even sign referee join....I no do again arsenal I can't come n go n kill myself, I don tear una yeye membership card teytey.

I'm a full blooded barca fan now,,,,,I need to feel good watching football not wearing my heart on my sleeve any time my team plays.

Best decision ever!!!
Barca for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Celebrates Leo Dasilva's 26th Birthday by Pentools(m): 6:44pm On Jul 10, 2018
michael142:
Igbo girls of today are highly advanced gold diggers. Men when wise this days dey avoid any slay mama when be Igbo. All other tribes slay mama dey learn for olosho business for where Igbo slay mamas dey. But Ceecee nor be slay mama sha, she just dey highly topic and no man can ever date her. Forget this her new relationship it will surely end in disaster.
Sharaaaaaaaaaap their ode. Don't use those narratives for Igbos gals.
They are actually the best gf or wife you can ever have, nothing beats an encouragement n love to strive for more. If you doubt that ask davido, FFK and your other brothers.

For the cece matter she knows what she's worth and what she wants. Posses those stuffs and have her on a platter of gold.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija’s Ahneeka Slays In Swimwear by Pentools(m): 12:57pm On Jul 10, 2018
Baby okum, my love for this gal is thoughtless and outta this world. My perfect spec,anything she do follow for me, if she like make she wear boubou, aso-oke or suit enter the pool I no mind.

Go gal, melanin popping!!!!!

CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Celebrates Leo Dasilva's 26th Birthday by Pentools(m):
Make dem date already na, although Leo looks emotionally weak both on words n character, and that's a big misfit for Igbo gals especially elegant n ambitious ones like Cee c.

Cee c can actually make a good bedmate, those her big thighs n complexion gives me heavy chills...
#GodBlessBlacknProudGals
#GodBlessTheMelanins
#GodBlessTheBigThighLadies

CrimeRe: Abuja Is No Longer Safe - Gimba Kakanda, Journalist Shares Paralyzing Experience by Pentools(m): 12:31pm On Jul 10, 2018
maxiuc:
angry

Maybe because you don't stay in Abuja

Here in FHA lugbe hmmm terrible Sha aboki okada will Trace you to your street snatch your phone and stab you in the process

The insecurities in Abuja has discomposed and alarming

In my street Two cars was stolen a Hilux and a Toyota Corolla
Lolz!!! Lugbe own worst lately, I guess u stay close to the car wash/okada bridge/phase1, I heard herdsmen are warming up with their numerous roadblocks with their gods called cow.

Actually lost a friend of a friend to an aboki phone snatcher. Quite pathetic and appalling.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Locks Lips With Girlfriend As They Enjoy Family Holiday. Photo by Pentools(m): 9:42pm On Jul 09, 2018
czarina:
See how his girlfriend looks exactly like me. Now I believe everyone on earth has a twin.
Recommend exfoliates for me.
FamilyRe: Woman Reveals How She Dashed Her Husband N500k And What He Did With It by Pentools(m): 12:38pm On Jul 09, 2018
macbede:
It's quite unfortunate I've never been blessed with such female folks. Just leeches here and there.
Mehnnnnnn.....I swear bro, so devastating and tiring.
BusinessRe: How To Get N5000 Everytime You Refer A Friend To United Bank For Africa (UBA) by Pentools(m): 12:24pm On Jul 09, 2018
InspireWealthB:
United Bank for Africa (UBA), one of Africa’s leading banks is giving out N5000 for people to refer their friends to the bank.

This is a great development not only to Nigeria but also to Africa as a whole as UBA has it customer base majorly within Africa. Though it has some significant presence outside of the continent.

Before it was acquired by the billionaire Tony Elumelu and turned into the modern United Bank for Africa, the bank operated as a single country bank that really struggled to survive. Today the bank is not only among the top 3 biggest banks in Nigeria but also among Africa’s top 10 and the leading banks in the world.

See also A Complete Guide To Affiliate Marketing on Inspire Wealth Blog

Let me show you in this post how you can receive N5000 from United Bank for Africa everytime you refer a friend to them. Cool, right? Stick with me!

How It Works

I guess you are excited already about this UBA Refer A Friend Program. I am too. But let me show you how it works.

The UBA Refer A Friend Program is a program that pays you to refer customers to open an account with them. After a successful account opening and the first deposit made, the bank pays you immediately for bringing (referring) the customer to them.

Now for each referred friend, UBA pays you exactly N5000 (approximately $14 dollars as at the time of this writing.)

Imagine you refer about 4 people in a month. That is about N20,000. And if you work so hard and were able to refer about 10 people in a month, dude that is about 50K in your account.

And the best part is, anybody can do this. The opportunity is open to everyone including students.

Now 10 people in a month may seem a bit too much and impossible to achieve. But who says it cannot be done. It all begins with a goal and a commitment to work hard and change things.

It’s never going to be easy at the start but with time your hardwork will start paying off.

Eligibility & Requirements

To be eligible for this referral program, an interested person must be an existing customer of UBA.

1. You must have an active UBA account in any of their branches in your region.
2. Have your BVN for any form of verification.
3. During registration, your referred friend is expected to put your account number in the space provided for “referral account number.” This is the account number the bank will deposit your payment.
4. The referred friend must be living overseas and
5. Must be willing to make an initial deposit of $100 dollars or its equivalent in any currency.

Now before you get discouraged at the last two conditions and give up, let me show you how you can actually promote this and get people living outside the country to sign up with UBA through you.

How To Get People To Sign Up

It is one thing to be eligible to refer people to open a UBA diaspora account, it is another thing to actually get the people to do so.

Here is to how to get people to sign up through you so you can earn. (Reading and learning how all of them work will actually help you earn a lot within a short time)

Tell your friends directly about it

If you have friends living outside the country with whom you talk on phone, this will certainly work perfectly for you.

While talking with them, you can direct the conversation to go in such a way you will be able to suggest opening a UBA diaspora account to them if they do not already own one.

You have to be very polite, convincing and explain why you think having a UBA account is actually worth it. There are so many good banks in the country, you know.

If they agree, you can go ahead and tell them how to do that. Ensure you never forget to give them your account number and ask them to put it in the space provided for the “referral account no.” in the sign up form.

Promote it on Facebook

One of the biggest place where you can meet friends and people living outside the country is on the social media giant, Facebook. In fact, that is the easiest place.

With the reputation that UBA has, getting people to trust you will not be much of a problem provided you present them the links from the bank so they can see the whole information on their website and know it is genuine.

You can do this well by posting about the UBA diaspora account on your personal profile, page or group.

It will be best if you will be available to answer any question people may have from your posts.

Promote it on Twitter

Just like Facebook, Twitter is another social media platform to meet people in diaspora and get them to open an account with United Bank for Africa (UBA).

If you do not already own a Twitter account, you might want to get one now by visiting their website.

Although you do not get to make long posts on Twitter like you would on Facebook, you can actually learn to use the little space for that to say what you want.

I[b]nternet Forums[/b]

Internet forums like Nairaland has always been known to be a great place to meet different calibres of people, especially those living in diaspora.

Apart from this, internet forums are just great advertisement avenues for anything. Websites, blogs, business, products and services.

Blogs And Websites

Do you own a blog or a website and would love to make money from it? This is a great opportunity to do that.

You can get your readers to learn more about the UBA Diaspora Account through your posts and also signup through you. You can even email them too.

Now before I end this let me say very quickly that though United Bank for Africa (UBA) is willing to give out N5000 to their customers, you have to work really hard and be smart about the way you go about it to earn something significant from.

Always remember to give your UBA account details to whoever you are referring to the bank and tell them to include it in their signup form. That is the only way the bank will know you were the one that referred them.

Thanks for reading!

Source @ Inspire Wealth Blog, www.inspirewealthblog.com
How can those in diaspora get their hands on the form, is it online form or something they'll have to go to an outlet to get the form and how much is the UBA diaspora account opening?
CelebritiesRe: 'You Call Me Dumb & Naive, But I Have A Car, House & Business'- Nina Slam Haters by Pentools(m): 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2018
Correctbae2:
Ex BBnaija Contestant, Nina has of recent be receiving hate words from social media users. She has been called dumb, naive and lots.

The young business mogul has an empire, house and car of her own.
She took to her insta story to address the hate words. In a nutshell, she said her success story has little efforts yet she excell, so if being naive, dumb and innocent is why God loves her, then she stan to be that forever.

You can also read:[b] Selfie Lovers Will Pay Tax For Taking Pictures With Phones: [/b]https://correct.com.ng/selfie-lovers-will-pay-tax-for-taking-pictures-with-phones/
Lolz...
This gal don get levels for her mind, oh well she's acting her age.
I wonder when Nigerians will learn how to let stuffs slide without sounding nasty all in the name of responding/reacting to a troll,can you just act like you didn't see that...

I'm loving miracle already(no-homo) for that singular act, dude can can ignore stupid n dumb trolls for Africa.

Be like miracle on that it helps a lot, las las na dem go tire, people avoid people that ignore them that's nature.
Christianity EtcRe: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Pentools(m): 1:34pm On Jul 08, 2018
Admin401:
Fvck off. Jesus countered ever trivial situations the jews put him through. If he didn't like it, you think he wouldn't have ignored them or simply cursed them. Learn from the actual life of Jesus not your pastor. You sound like a pastor-worshipper.
I sound like a pastor worshipper and that's why I should "fvck off" right?

Today is Sunday and this is a Christian thread so I will keep my cool. I pray you receive the grace of conveying your points in a more matured,disciplined and civilized way without using cuss words.

Thanks and stay blessed.
Christianity EtcRe: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Pentools(m): 1:19pm On Jul 08, 2018
Hmmm this your comparison is vain and it's totally wrong for you to bring up threads as this, how does this contribute to salvation, u are asking what would Jesus do, does that make sense to you?

I pray you get the perfect understanding of the fact that putting Jesus on such trivial issue is wrong.
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari And Husband Flaunt Their Wedding Rings And Watches In Adorable Photo by Pentools(m): 7:55pm On Jul 07, 2018
pussyeater:
Fake Rolex
Just because say she Dey on Tv now person wey no get handwork Dey check another person watch to see if it's original.

#LazyNigerianYouth!
This is Nigeria Nairaland.

CareerRe: Why I Lost My Job At An Airtel Shop Today by Pentools(m): 6:50pm On Jul 06, 2018
LZAA:
Can everybody be a rapper or sportsman?
Top and smart countries open up industries and encourage arts and science to stem unemployment
Other place unemployed on welfare till they get jobs and in the case of those who arent able to get jobs continue with it
All these self employed or everybody na ceo can never work in a sane country never mind here where labour and govt laws are easily flouted
Encourage investment and watch unemployment disappear
Btw in the 70's to the mid 90's there were a lot of foreign music labels here which aided d production of good music here
Where are they now?
Ur guess is as good as mine
Valid points. But hence the government gives less of a dime about the governed, what do u suggest we do, fold out hands and wait for them or keep drumming the complain drumhuh

It's better we help ourselves and care for ourselves since no one cares, evenso, no one can care for u more than you and the way out is getting something rolling all by you even if you are bent on waiting for paid jobs.

Abi na to keep wishing while complainhuh huh
Jokes EtcRe: 9 Major News /lines That Can Make An Average Naija Guy Go Gaga - Meme Collection by Pentools(m): 6:37pm On Jul 06, 2018
Lolzzz I so much relate with all especially 2,3,4 and 6.
Nice one aprokogirl.

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