₦airaland Forum

Lordave:
Let me just throw away the little humanity I have and publicly wish that more police officers get killed brutally by those whom they have offended.

If your dad is a police officer better tell him to resign, wether Na corporal o, sergeant, Inspector, DPO,DSP, SP, Ass commissioner, commissioner, Ass IGP or Transmissioner at the top, they will all die painfully if they don’t sort themselves out. The N50 they have been stealing from my Keke driver papa will buy the rat poison they will eat and die painfully.

Lilimax:
Cool!

Mana ka m jukwaa!
Bikonu, gini na-amiri nwoke be anyi a ego?

Ikparikwa a m, aga m agba gi nkiti

Exwizard:
It's recorded that jealous ladies do more investigation that the FBI


Meanwhile forget about FTC, have anybody seen that useless online baberque seller today?

DIYhackers:
OK, same old post, rewritten like 100 times

BTW, to learn digital marketing, register now via my signature

laydoh:
na woman.

PharmaGirl:
Or better still take the old man out of the country just like chimamanda did after her dad was kidnapped

gabazin080:
WHEN I DRINK BEER I BECOME VERY, VERY ALERT:​
​​When I cross the road...​​
*​I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my beer tight and watch the person besides me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets​*

ask4double:
#BREAKING NEWS!!

After what happened in Lagos on the 28th of June .....

In Calabar today A gas tanker again carrying 45,000 litres of gas this early morning was on a very high speed along MURTALA MOHAMMED HIGH WAY in CALABAR when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a close to delivery pregnant woman who was just coming back from the State Hospital.

In a nut shell, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. He shouted.
They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

I was just in my car looking at both of them
They were so happy together
#The end:::

Everyday you want to hear bad news...

No be for here.

Exwizard:
Yes op you are right, especially after your lovely de-dea set the most worst record before leaving


Well Chelsea still have enough players in Russia :
Hazard
Bashuayi
Kante
Willian
Courtouise




Likes for the blues
Share for man u

Ecstasy154:
An All Progressives Congress (APC) Senator, Ali Ndume, has claimed that you may not leave the Wuse Market in Abuja alive if you criticize President Muhammadu Buhari there.

In an interview with NAN, Ndume insisted that Buhari enjoyed goodwill among many Nigerians.

“If you go to Wuse Market and start criticising this government, I don’t think you will come back alive.

“For instance, Charly Boy, convener of ‘Our Mumu Don Do’ carried his agitation too far. He went to Wuse Market and the masses chased him away,” the lawmaker said.

Ndume also said the APC was doing all within its power to fix the country.

“The APC has problems like every other party and particularly because it is a combination of many parties that came together to wrestle power from PDP,” he said.

“I am not using that as an excuse, but the people criticising APC are the people that destroyed Nigeria, abused and vandalised Nigeria for 16 years.

“When the previous government came into power, yes, there was armed robbery problem but it was minimal.

“There was no kidnapping, Boko Haram and no farmers-herders clash. Even, communal clashes then were not frequent.

“Buhari said he will address three things – insecurity, infrastructural decay and corruption. While we will not say we have gotten there yet, we are working hard.

“Some of the challenges faced by this government are pure criminality and we should not politicise the issue by associating it with the APC.”

http://dailypost.ng/2018/07/03/criticize-buhari-wuse-market-will-not-come-alive-senator-ndume/

Hyinkar97:
Guy, when and where exactly do you make your barbecue? You spend your whole 24 hours here on Nairaland and please, don’t give me the different time zone bullsh*t

FoolishBoy419:
You deserve 4 slaps. Each for one player and 2 for messi.

post=69051721:
Haba now?

Leave our Willian for us abeg.

We prefer him even more than 3 Messis!

Angy55:
Your boss is a perfect description of mine back then in my NYSC days. You dare not miss a day out of work even as a youth Corper. Miss a day and 2k would be removed from the stipend they are paying you.
Funny enough the boss is a she, she expects you to come to work even on critical health condition. After 4 months I applied for another PPA and left because I couldn't bear it any more.
I can't kill myself because I'm serving Nigeria, when the leaders don't value human lives.

staggerman:
Everyone has their own preferences.
It's unfortunate that most people now see bad/poor working conditions as the norm.

Just because you can accept something, doesn't mean another person should.

For some people, they would rather engage in their personal business than work as a slave for peanuts.

Know thyself

Mrop:
Meet Bbn star Alex daddy and mummy in this new adorable photo.


Any resemblance?



Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/alex-show-off-her-beautiful-parent-in-new-adorable-photo/

hisgrace090:
Life, full of surprises.

Things are happening and things are really happening.

If how people die daily will be filmed, some will not sleep for sometime, that is life.

May we never die hurribly, AMEN!!!

purpledove:
Ok, what exactly are we supposed to do?

ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of one incident that happened May 24 1997. Till this date I remain confused. I got back from work as usual in Ikotun, Lagos only to find people gather in front of my gate. Others were upstairs at the balcony condoling my landlady. News reached my outlandish self that my landlord had passed on earlier. He died of natural causes in his car.

Strange enough, earlier that morning, he was acting unusual. This man would always call me to assist him open the gate anytime he's going out. That morning he never did that. Dressed in suit he opened the gate himself for the first time ever, had a final look of his compound with his hands around his waist , shook his head, closed the gate and zoomed off. His corpse was brought home later that day. Days later he was buried in that same compound in my presence. I saw the body with my two eyes.

Fast forward to 3 months, I was at a chemist shop buying a drug. The shop happened to be opposite an ashawo house. As I was about paying for my goods, I saw my landlord carrying a prostitute in. I was far away and dumbfounded. I called his name. He looked back and gazed at me with an angry look I've never seen before. Then like a fart in the wind he disappeared into thin air. I was so curious and decided to trail the hoe. She confessed a man fitting my description approached her for an all nighter sex romp. She said she entered her room to change her cloth, get her bags and follow the man home. All this done she came out and her customer was nowhere to be found again. Others complained of hearing someone banging the gates at midnight. The dogs howling and happy for no reason like they've seen a long lost owner. Some even confessed to seeing a bald headed man sitting quietly on that grave at night. For two good years before I finally parked out, I always made sure I get home by 7PM latest , lock all my doors and refuse to be woken by any strange noise until day break.

Alejoc:
You are nothing like your idol though... Showboating at every opportunity and your are not even good at it.... Learn from CR7 to know how it is done!

Amarabae:
Nonsense.
You have never encountered consultants in cheating before .
By the way who cheat nowadays?
If you are tired of your partner in the relationship, my sister just leave him in the relationship so that he will be dating himself

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YeyeGirl:
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Rejoice5000:
Onitsha is a good city unless u mingle with agberos or ikanda pple then,Onitsha is a cool ad peaceful city.

AlexReports:
From the morning, Tuesday 26th June, Taxify riders will have access to a new category- COMFORT. 
COMFORT, will enable riders to have an alternative to the existing Taxify category. The new category is positioned to offer riders more choice in the way they move. COMFORT will also have pre-selected upscale vehicles combined with highly rated driver-partners to offer riders a great experience on their trips. 

According to Country Manager, Uche Okafor “We want to cater to a broader audience and offer more choice to riders in the way that they move. We’re all about rider choice at Taxify which is why we have introduced the COMFORT Category for the people of Abuja to have more options when they desire to move in style for events such as a business meeting, date night or a night about town.” 

Taxify has said that the launch of the COMFORT category will be celebrated with a 15% discount on all fares. 
On the response from the Abuja market, Okafor said “It’s a market that is ready. So far, interest in the new category has been impressive. We already have hundreds of driver-partners signed up to be part of the COMFORT category and are increasingly onboarding new partners everyday. Driver-partners with vehicle models from 2009 till date can sign up on partners.taxify.eu and register to drive on the COMFORT category.“
COMFORT rides would be available for use across Abuja.

About Taxify:
Taxify is a leading European ride-hailing platform, connecting millions of passengers and drivers around the world to make travel easier, quicker and more reliable. Taxify’s efficient and tech-enabled business model benefits both drivers who have to pay a smaller commission as well as passengers who end up paying less for their ride.

Founded by Markus Villig, Taxify launched in 2013. It’s one of the fastest-growing ride-hailing platforms in Europe and Africa with investors including Daimler, Didi Chuxing and Korelya Capital.

Taxify has more than 10 million users in over 25 countries globally. www.taxify.eu. The company has experienced steady growth since its first Nigeria launch with Lagos, this growth brought about an expansion to the city of Abuja in November 2017. 

http://www.abujapress.com/2018/06/wow-taxify-introduces-new-vehicle.html?m=1