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SportsRe: Disappointed Mourinho Makes Interesting Press Statements About The New Season by Pentools(m): 1:47pm On Aug 10, 2018
pacifust058:
Yeah, he called you to say that
Barca boards are so dumb that they don't know he's using them to ask for pay rise
Read in between the lines boy, he still deem it fit n worthy to use those dumb boards in asking for pay raise.

If only common sense could be made common.
SportsRe: Disappointed Mourinho Makes Interesting Press Statements About The New Season by Pentools(m): 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2018
pacifust058:
are you sure you're reading transfer news sha?
Pogba to Barca, Fellaini for Messi ni
Kuku bring blind then swap him for messi, Suarez n coutinho at a go..

Pogba wants to leave, make una allow am na!
SportsRe: Disappointed Mourinho Makes Interesting Press Statements About The New Season by Pentools(m): 12:39pm On Aug 10, 2018
chineduemmao:
badbelle

Music/RadioRe: Davido - 'Nwa Baby' (Video) by Pentools(m): 12:38pm On Aug 10, 2018
chronique:
It's kicks and snares(not snail)... Lol
Lolz, thanks for the observation, bn awhile we left the culture plus creeping in ageing.
SportsRe: Disappointed Mourinho Makes Interesting Press Statements About The New Season by Pentools(m): 12:20pm On Aug 10, 2018
Pogba is about to escape this impending doom that's about befalling man u.....you are welcomed in advance to the champs depot....

Upper barca!!!!!
Music/RadioRe: Davido - 'Nwa Baby' (Video) by Pentools(m):
What a wack/trashy jam from the spinach abi spirach producer to david then down to me....the producer lacks creativity same method of production just different tempo on kicks n snare...producers in the house can relate.
Kudos to only the video director nice concept although davido spoilt the whole idea in his usual childish display on music movie-like clips.

Damn, I'm guilty of wackness for listening to davido n his usual trash, hiphop god pls cleanse me from all wackness.

FamilyRe: How Can I Ask A Friend To Leave My House In A Good Way? by Pentools(m): 11:53am On Aug 10, 2018
MichaelSokoto:
OP goan siddon.
My cousin com stay my crib. only 2 times wey our pot of beans finish, aaah 4rm dia carry am go corner tell am say, "o'boy, landlord dey draw me for 3 months house rent debt oo! like dis like dis, aah don package my akpoti 4 smo kaya to take kawa @ d 1st beak of dawn. See d house key incase u dey take over. Hope u can dig it?"

till date aah still dey cut cap give dat guy 4 "1st to vacate d house" competition! grin
Omo this is the best advice up in this matter, person don do me same although I leta decode but I understand am perfectly well, in turn I don do am to person too.

Real niggas don't put gals those they are not married to first before another nigga, if to say na family member dey come that one better or that you are violating landlord policy u penned down on the agreement that you are the only one to occupy the apartment.
Not this blah zay blah people are yapping.

Nice one niggi...
CelebritiesRe: "My Private Jet Has Landed In Nigeria" - Davido (Photo) by Pentools(m): 4:30pm On Aug 09, 2018
Ever8054:
which one be " ya all Bleep nigas""?...did anybody tell him his private jet won't arrive Nigeria....?....this pikin them for nija sef...I was watching footballers life style...my brother the kind of money the likes of CR7,mess I,nyemer are living yet no all this noise will surprise you...
Are you alrighthuh
Who's mess I, abeg Dey put some respect on that name....He's called LIONEL MESSI A.K.A SOCCER GOAT....
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa In Nude Photoshoot For Glow By TM by Pentools(m): 3:44pm On Aug 09, 2018
Mumu gal
HealthRe: Tagwaye Foundation Continues Its Drug Abuse Campaign, Holds Seminar In Abuja. by Pentools(m): 1:31pm On Aug 09, 2018
Juliusmalema:
Is a welcome development.....

At least let him brief his brothers on the dangers of excessive consumption of drugs.......before they will say na igbos dey spoil their children with drugs.....

Tagwaye is another useful northerner.........

More educational programmes should be encouraged in the north to produce more bright minds like him........
Funny enough the guy is Igbo, seriously speaking.
Although he tends to be battling with esteem or probably fame-shy.

Igbo amaka ruo echiiiii...
Igbo gadi....
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Users Use Celebrity Names To Complete Sentences (Photos) by Pentools(m): 3:34pm On Aug 08, 2018
Jibwillz:
In it's usual craziness for what Twitter is known for goes to show how creative Nigerians can be.


Check this out
Guys no longer carry their phone or laptops out cus one way or the other they have experienced.....

CrimeRe: How Pastor ThankGod Abam Was Shot Dead By Assassins Pretending To Be Vigilante by Pentools(m): 11:28pm On Aug 06, 2018
tayo4ng:
This is sad, the pastor must have step on toes this time. This same proclaimed man of God was once reported on a live radio program call brekete family here in Abuja by a lady some time last year on alleged fraudulent act. RIP pastor
Em-be-le-mbe!!!!!!!!
BusinessRe: Domiciliary Account Opening: Which Bank Has Best To Offer? by Pentools(m): 6:14am On Aug 06, 2018
barristerzinny:
twenty dollars is the minimum, to open a domiciliary account in GTB. Try stanbic bank, I heard they open with 50 dollars.
But GTB, is the best.
Nahhhhh.... the 20dollars could be for whatever reason(s) I opened my GTbank dorm accounts with absolutely NO fees (pounds,Euro,dollar accounts) although I've been a customer with them before the account. Nevertheless I know someone still that opened exact same accounts mid July, with zero fees still.
CrimeRe: Access Bank Staff Steals Customers’ N13.6 Million by Pentools(m): 2:01pm On Aug 05, 2018
aniere:
mumu...
Ur Papa.
CrimeRe: Access Bank Staff Steals Customers’ N13.6 Million by Pentools(m):
Bankers are the new thieves....this was how one was using people's money for personal profit with lies of doing treasury bill for them....One of the most covetous and yet arrogant professions in Nigeria.

I no dey enter bank on a normal levels, never! especially if I'm cashing out int'l funds like AdSense, dormi, western stuffs and the rest...once story tries coming up, omo i go shout down the whole place wella wella, bankers no dey like noise(madness) especially the one from a cooperate n sound looking person..
Overdo ajibo for bank n watch her staff use u do yeye.

SportsRe: Sunny Supremo Chukwu Is Dead! Coach Jangaza Supremo Dies In His Sleep (Photos) by Pentools(m): 10:14pm On Aug 04, 2018
Life
RomanceRe: The Boyfriend’s Law Certificates Torn By Girlfriend In Lagos During Argument by Pentools(m): 10:09pm On Aug 04, 2018
uc4uandc:
Women are problems.
Ordinary, I don't fancy marriage. I want a baby, I get one from a lady on contract. Simple life
Really thinking towards that direction honestly...
Things have really changed....peace of mind, soul n heart is priceless.
RomanceRe: The Boyfriend’s Law Certificates Torn By Girlfriend In Lagos During Argument by Pentools(m):
*In jigga's voice* if you having gal's problem I feel bad for you son, I have 99problem but b!tch ain't one.

First rule of engagement in love:- fall in love with your head not ur heart cus the heart is fragile and can easily be lured/deceived. Only God knows how I guide/hide diligently anything pertaining to my life n future from females most importantly my heart, I hardly leave them all alone in my house or even let them cook my food in my absence.

Women are possessive and empty vessels, and that's the more reason devil use them a whole lot...guys that can do that to their gals are so so rare even if they were the one that saw the gal through school and its certified that the gal ain't his anymore.

Feel bad for u OP but deal with the stress of swearing affidavit, framing up stories and getting a newer one.
Regards!
CelebritiesRe: CeeC Slays In Recent Photos. Go Girl! by Pentools(m): 5:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
Exwizard:
Even chioma can't beat her beauty
Actually I had always love dem girl's with laps.... Nothing turns me on more than fresh laps
Sure guy!

It's actually called big thigh...

TravelRe: Man Reveals How he Fooled His Neigbors, Left his Properties & Ran Out Of Nigeria by Pentools(m): 3:42pm On Aug 03, 2018
Gossipblogger:
So this how we running outta the Country now? lol.. Twitter user Manmustwack has revealed the unique pattern he used in running out of the Country, Without telling his neighbors, not even the Gateman, According to him he sold some of the properties, left the Window blinds and some other stuffs, Making them feel he was still around, continue to read below!


From Ebiwali---
https://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/08/man-reveals-how-he-abandoned-some-of.html
I once did this sha....it's fun when its mission completed.....but horrible when caught, I escaped the latter tho.

CrimeRe: 2 Igbo Girls Rescued After Being Kidnapped & Forcefully Converted To Islam (pic) by Pentools(m): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2018
SwagCity:
so you think if buhari wants to islamize Nigeria , this is the cliché method he's going to use? ...haba
How best do you want to understand the handwriting on the board.
CrimeRe: 2 Igbo Girls Rescued After Being Kidnapped & Forcefully Converted To Islam (pic) by Pentools(m):
I don't blame them, na ishmail I dey blame, very useless n most violent religious group I've ever seen. I have a lot of them around me that I gave room/privilege all in the name of intertribal/inter-religion relationship(very fake,pretentious and violent) always feeling entitled but I'm cutting dem off gradually just for the sake of peace of mind...

Is it by force to be part of youhuh
Where went "freedom of worship" Nigeria constitute in her constitution.

Oh I remember.... This is Nigeria.
If I hear say bull-hari hand no dey this devilish and barbaric act...
SportsRe: 5 Super Eagles Players We Expect To Shine In The 2018/2019 Premier League Season by Pentools(m): 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2018
I pray ooo,,,,,

CrimeRe: Fulani Inmates Vow To Change Their Ways After Being Locked Up In Prison. Photos by Pentools(m): 12:56pm On Aug 02, 2018
Na this one dey vow the vowhuh
This is just like pig vowing not to be pig again...bullbull at work, every vote counts and he can't afford to forfeit this ones come 2019 especially now there's fire on the mountain in APC...

SportsRe: Mateo Kovacic Rejects £53 Manchester United Move Due To Mourinho’s Playing Style by Pentools(m): 11:25am On Aug 02, 2018
Sanchez01:
LMAO! grin

Sorry... I speak the La Liga language grin

PoliticsRe: Kenneth Okonkwo: If South-East Don't Vote Buhari, They Will Be In Wilderness by Pentools(m): 11:00am On Aug 02, 2018
LifestyleTonite:
At a political gathering where he was given the opportunity to speak, actor/politician, Kenneth Okonkwo, asked Nigerians to file behind President Buhari in the coming election. He particularly asked people in the South East to support President Buhari because if they don't they would wonder in the South East for the next eight years:

he said.

https://www.wotzup.ng/2018/08/kenneth-okonkwo-buhari-south-east/
Propaganda or not this is the most stupid and dumbest comment I've ever seen all my life from a daft fellow.
Wilderness just like ur acting career... Wilderness kill u there ode!
SportsRe: Mateo Kovacic Rejects £53 Manchester United Move Due To Mourinho’s Playing Style by Pentools(m): 10:58am On Aug 02, 2018
Sanchez01:
Did you just say 'Ozil still plays perfectly well'? shocked


Arsenal fans sha grin
German fan...racism wey una use give am premature retirement from una national team never do u abihuh

SportsRe: Mateo Kovacic Rejects £53 Manchester United Move Due To Mourinho’s Playing Style by Pentools(m): 10:40am On Aug 02, 2018
Sanchez01:
Is Arsenal a football club or an academy? grin

Who prays to leave a club like Real Madrid and ends up with Arsenal. grin
Yimu....ozil wey do am no dey mad ooo and he still plays perfectly well tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Mistakes People Make When Apologizing by Pentools(m): 9:12am On Aug 01, 2018
Hmmm....in addition to #7, you mustn't expect forgiveness, cus some are so bittered that even if u cry your eyes out they won't still forgive,,,,nonetheless, beg as to be forgiven but move on like you are deeply sorry and you are over it yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Celebrates Daughter's 3rd Birthday With Adorable Photo by Pentools(m): 9:09am On Aug 01, 2018
Amagite:
From; Amagitesblog.com


Singer Flavour and ex-MBGN, Anna Banner's daughter, Sophia is 3 years old today, August 1st, and they have both taken to Instagram to celebrate her.

Flavour shared a photo of Sophia tied to his back and wrote;

"Cos it’s ur birthday � I ll go the xtra mile oo�.HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY QUEEN � I LOVE U"

Anna shared another lovely photo of her and wrote;

"Happy 3rd birthday to my best friend forever ❤️❤️ I love you so much my darling Sofia Okoli�
You bring so much peace, joy, happiness, laughter and love to my soul every second of the day.
I love you my princess ❤️
#sofiais3
"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/08/flavour-celebrates-daughters-3rd-birthday-with-adorable-photo.html
Sharp
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Her Boyfriend's Phone Number To Her Toasters, Each Time They Ask by Pentools(m): 11:49am On Jul 31, 2018
Bhelamblog:
Get You a girl that will do this to other guys, Lol, Twitter user Sakhile has shared with his followers the strange but hilarious thing his girlfriend does each time, Toaster ask for her number, She always give them his number... Lol.. See below!


From Ebiwali---
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/man-reveal-hilarious-thing-his.html


L
This can't be Nigeria, that I know.

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