₦airaland Forum

Only the president is allowed to do so

epondudu:
My citizens First
This is the real definition of a leader.

If it's buhari, my tribe and Niger republic first.

MadamVanessa:




What a country?

To a lot of idiots IPOB members are the problem in the country not bandit. How can people be this foolish. I always pray for my south east and south south brothers and sisters.

I really don't care if bandits feast on the northerners or south west, because to them ESN is the main problem as such should be crush to smithereens and not BANDITS . As they would say that bandits are business men, so this is clearly a business.

Delete this and stop embarrassing yourself. Ipob has no business with north central states. This are clearly armed robbers/kidnappers.

CP, they should leave the state and go where?

Rollsnjaguar:
That's what I keep asking those shouting one Nigeria. How can the president be sending troops to Southeast and daily killings is happening in Southern Kaduna on daily basis.

No outrage, nothing.

Everyone is just minding their business.

Is only IPOB ESN UGM thread you will see tens of threads hitting frontpage.

The north is cool with this. So far Kano is safe, they are not bothered. They'll tell you Kano is safe.

If southern kd is occupied by Muslims, they would have done something. But because it's mainly inhabited by Christians who want their own state, they aren't interested in doing anything.

Fistop:
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Does it have HD channels?

These guys need serious competition in this business. Startimes and strong tv are not serious

orohbiro:
is the broke guys that are encouraging the rich guys to collect back their stuff back

Why would you accept something from a broke guy?

Yes I am weak. I accept it wholeheartedly. If e worth to collect, I'll collect it back.

As for me it's brainjotter. Taoma used to be my favorite but her skits lately is just adverts now.

MadamVanessa:




Why all these? is it because Obiano is an igbo man? I am not in support of what Obiano did, but what is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

We have more thieves in the north who are governors and ex governors ,but EFCC will not drag them , they show more strength with the igbos.


This is a clear message for the Igbo leaders, no matter how you lick the ass of the northerners ,they will deal with you when the time is right, but shield and protect their own thieves same thing with the westerners. I can bet with my clit that nothing will happen to Gandollar and the short midget terrorist even after their tenure as state governors


Also, Can anybody tell me why Tinubu is still walking freely upon all the money he has stolen ? And this is a thief that is warming up to take from a disaster called Buhari.

Things like this make me to love MNK more.

Igbo politicians are so myopic seriously.

I am Igbo and it's good as they arrested him. Igbo's don't like helping themselves.
Have you been to the north lately to see the level of infrastructural development there? Have you visited Kano or Kaduna lately? You'll even see plenty igbos doing businesses there. How many Hausa owned companies will you see in the east or south.
If these governor's make here favorable for business, I'm sure indigenes will invest.
Roads are bad, infrastructure is bad, ease of doing business is very poor.
Every youth from east wants to migrate to Abuja or Lagos after school to help develop another man's land. But hausa's and Yorubas stay in theirs and develop it.
The governors in the south east always want a percentage ownership from investors that want to invest in the east. This trend needs to stop.
Let us help ourselves.

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Stop being intentionally daft. Read Vladimir Putin's speech and stop embarrassing yourself in public:


https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/2/24/putins-speech-declaring-war-on-ukraine-translated-excerpts

You are definitely a northerner. I don't blame you. What has Putin's speech got to do with the cost of plantain? Hundred naira is like $0.17. almost worthless.
Before those whites started their war, things have been getting worse in Nigeria. The poor masses are suffering. And you are here spewing trash.

jimmyolasun:
Depends shaaa..shey you shaa don keep ransom down and before going there, go meet welder make he help you build bomb resistant boot and bullet proof..


Fear not,

Adios

Omo passing that Kaduna/Abuja express is always scary. He should use fly from Abuja to Kano. Kano is safe.

Nwaezehopr:
Do not try it... Serving at kazaure of Jigawa State contributed to my success today. Kazaure is 30 minutes from Kano municipal. I really enjoyed Kano then especially sabo geri . It is second to Lagos in terms of commercial city. You will hardly differentiate Sabo Geri from South. A lot of social activities....

From Hussaini Adamu Federal Polytechnic Kazaure to fagge in Kano city is approximately 1hr if the road is not too busy.

Curtisaxel10:
I have lived in the Southeast for basically all my life so I know almost nothing about life in the north.

I need advice on the state of security in Kano and any other things I should know about the state and society. Thanks.

Kano is the second safest state in the north after Jigawa state. But like every other cities in Nigeria, you'll have to be watchful of pilfers and pick pockets especially in crowded areas.

Just try to be friends with officials in camp so that your PPA will be in the city and not their village. Some of their LGAs are shitholes like Rogo and Dambatta.

If you get to serve in the metropolis, you'll definitely enjoy it. And since you are from the southeast, you'll see plenty Igbos in Sabon gari area. You can even get accommodation in Igbo road by aba road or Enugu road.

Also, you'll have to learn little Hausa, it helps. Mind the places you go to drink and smoke if you are into those stuff. Hisbah operates in some areas especially towns outside the city.

It's really a fun place to be with lots of opportunities if you can socialize well.

Lastly, avoid bleached Kogi girls in Kano. Most southern girls in Kano are very promiscuous (I don't know why). 3 out of 5 I met had babies at a younger age. They also like knacking very well.

PS: if you have small money, buy Air Condition and generator. Make it your priority. I promise you, you won't regret it.

Ammishaddai:
Nigeria is finished . Just imagine , a locally produced commodity like plantain is now as expensive as this Chai...God punish Buhari and his cohorts

It's not expensive. Convert ₦100 to dollars and see if the same amount can buy you that quantity in other countries.
I'm just wondering why we are enduring this Buhari led govt while we protested and Insulted GEJ during his regime. I have always known Buhari was inept and not fit to be a class perfect, let alone a president. 2023 is already here and watch how gullible Nigerians will vote for Tinubu. If he wins, I'll change citizenship to Ghana immediately and learn Twi.

He didn't mention the main reason of the war. Why would Ukraine which is very close to Russia join NATO in the first place.

PS: we need to remove all Nigerian barracks in Biafra land.

Bifwoli:
Obviously you're blind /delusional

Man Sets Himself Ablaze After Wife Left Him In Jigawa State / Man Sets Himself Ablaze After Butchering His Wife In Abia (photos) / Pastor Commits Suicide By Setting Himself Ablaze (Graphic Photos) (2) (3) (4)

You obviously don't know what I meant by weird news.

Kenya, Zimbabwe and Zambia are your top notch destination for weird news in Africa.

Spicy fish was my favorite then.

RapistOnBail:
Hello,

I want to know the difference between these drugs “Weed, Arizona, Skunk, Loud etc”

How do they affect the body and which is most dangerous to consume.

Weed is sativa indica and it's mainly the leaves that is dried and sold. Dope has a very pungent smell. You don't need to grind it well before you roll is so it doesn't burn your clothes. Also you need to finish a joint before you feel a slight buzz and mild euphoria.

Skunk or SK is a weed soaked in drugs then dried in blocks. It varies between States in Nigeria. Some stronger than others due to method of preparation. It's stronger than weed. Some types are even stronger that AZ. Major side effect is Tension headache. It's highly adulterated and can be bad for health.

Arizona or AZ as it's popularly called is Nigeria's landrace Strain. It's good weed with mild high. You can smoke a blunt for two days if you know how to enjoy weed. I recommend this for starters. The above two is trash.
Like the two above, it can also be adulterated.
If you are buying AZ, go for greener ones. There's also a variety called pawpaw sold in Jos, Zaire, etc. It's stronger that the normal AZ but it's harsher and gives tension headache in some people.

Synthetic weed: it's weed laced with drugs. a good example is Colorado (weed laced with ketamine). Avoid synthetics at all cost.

Lastly is loud. It's simple any marijuana that has higher psychoactive effects. It usually contain a higher percentage of THC.
There are two types: Organic loud e.g sour diesel, OG Kush, etc and mixed loud e.g Canadian loud, Ghana loud.
It can be further classified into Grade 1, grade 2 and grade 3 based on their strength.
It's usually more expensive as an ounce of organic loud in Abuja can be sold for 120-130k.
It's usually gives the best feeling and highly recommended if you have the funds. Health wise it's also better.
Enjoy responsibly!

RapistOnBail:
Hello,

I want to know the difference between these drugs “Weed, Arizona, Skunk, Loud etc”

How do they affect the body and which is most dangerous to consume.

Correction. They are not drugs but Galenicals or herbal medicinal plant.

Oka mma n'awka.

Nigerian army has killing people in the south east, yet you guys didn't protest. It's a war between two white countries that don't give a shit about black Africans you want to protest for.

Don't ever beg for sex.

Tell her with confidence, "Bitch, pop that kitten open for daddy.

Righteousness2:
Prayer or no prayer! Any person who claims to be a Believer and goes for such Satanic orchestrated stuff is already dead.

You cannot claim to be a Believer, go for such stuff and say you are alive!

I wish there's a way to block people here so you'll stop seeing their comments.

I never lash since this year o

Otu nwa gadigodi sweet

Carot:
how long have you been masturbating

More than 10 years now. I don't want to stop. Thank you �

ibkayee:
Guys wth natural bags under their eyes

Filled with money

Why would nairaland change w^nk to self-service. Sounds derogatory.

We need another sex tape. The previous one was too short to self-service to. #MILF