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Science/Technology / Re: Little Boy Captures Live Snake With Bare Hands (Photos) by Penywise(m): 9:18pm On Mar 21
I was once like that. I remember seeing a snake in our stream when I was in junior secondary. I was trying to step on its head with just slippers. I missed though. The snake was fast.

I was foolish then. Not something I can try now.
Politics / Re: Why Cannabis Use In US, UK, Others Differs From Nigeria – NDLEA by Penywise(m): 10:19pm On Jun 28, 2023
Which kind well being. Find us jobs and look out for yours. We'll look out for our well-being.

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Politics / Re: IGP Commissions Projects In Kano And Jigawa States. by Penywise(m): 10:24pm On May 04, 2023
None in the east?
Crime / Re: Precious Ofodile Nmelichukwu, UNIZIK Student Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by Penywise(m): 4:57pm On May 01, 2023
No, I haven't
Family / Re: Italian Lady Finds Her Biological Mum In Nigeria After 34 Years (Pics, Video) by Penywise(m): 12:44pm On Apr 27, 2023
oglalasioux:
How did they separate? Is it that the mother sold her off as a baby or what?

What I see here is a woman that was trafficked to Italy for prostitution who returned home with a white husband.

OP modify your post.

Oga read the news before commenting
Crime / Re: Court Remands 29-Year-Old Man For Sexually Penetrating 9-Year-Old Boy In Lagos by Penywise(m): 2:34pm On Apr 08, 2023
jaeyking:
Hmmm, cases like this
A homo should just rape him

I remember a movie in which the black gang boss daughter was raped, he caught the rapist, the rapist pleaded not to be killed, the gang boss gave him a better punishment

He was raped by a homo

Feel the pain u delivered to someone


What if he enjoys it?
Crime / Re: 25 Cars Destroyed As Youths Clash Over Girlfriend In Kwara by Penywise(m): 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2023
I'll like to see Aisha
Politics / Re: Throwback: Young Tinubu Making Promises To Nigerians (video) by Penywise(m): 8:03pm On Mar 29, 2023
See him eye. This man dey high here
Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose And Oseni Rufai Clash On Arise TV (Video) by Penywise(m): 9:12pm On Mar 23, 2023
flokii:
That Rufai Oseni has no manners atal.. the guy is always trying to superimpose his ideas and opinions on others not minding the atmosphere on ground.. Sentiments aside, is Fayose his mate??

That Arise TV needs to be sanctioned by NBC for their unprofessional conducts and divisive broadcasts most of the time.. gutter media outlet.

What do you mean by "is Fayose his mate". Fayose is just a big fish in a little pond. In a developed country, do you think he will be seated there after boasting about rigging election in 2014

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Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by Penywise(m): 10:47am On Mar 22, 2023
Mind your business
Politics / Re: Residents Flee Benue Community Over Resurgence Of Herdsmen’s Attacks, Killings by Penywise(m): 2:15pm On Mar 14, 2023
OneCandleAway:
Since they voted for APC they should accept whatever comes their way

Until they learn to understand that it is the duty of the government to protect them and if they fail to do that they must be voted out.

I expect them to even stone any APC person that comes to campaign. Just like Amechi said. But no, you decide to reinforce failure and expect me to be sympathetic to you?


They did not vote APC
Crime / Re: Cattle Herders Gang-Rape 8-Months Pregnant Woman In Abuja by Penywise(m): 9:40pm On Mar 08, 2023
Why didn't court sentence them to death or life imprisonment immediately
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Penywise(m): 6:48pm On Feb 23, 2023
Happens to me too if I have not had sex in a long time and then I go to pass stool. If the discharge is not smelling, then you have nothing to worry about. It's semen without sperms inside.

Just try to have sex once in a while.

Also, did the doctors do culture test for the discharge?
Politics / Re: Alleged Forfeiture Of Property Shows EFCC’s Desperation — Kogi Government by Penywise(m): 8:02pm On Feb 22, 2023
How many properties UAE get for kogi?
Politics / Re: Becoming President of 200 million Nigerians is not Plucking Mangos-Bola Tinubu by Penywise(m): 10:51pm On Feb 21, 2023
Please always go straight to the point on your YouTube videos. Show us what tinubu said. All the explanation is not necessary. If you must comment on the video, it should be at the end of the video for people who need it. You guys will just turn a 2mins video into 8mins with annoying commentary.
TV/Movies / Re: 'Peter Obi' Nollywood Movie Trailer, With Yul Edochie Playing Peter Obi by Penywise(m): 11:33am On Feb 02, 2023
Wtf 🤣 Nollywood no go kill me
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Blue Aiva Shows Yemi Cregx That She's Not Wearing Pantie (Video) by Penywise(m): 11:25am On Feb 02, 2023
No cash in Nigeria. How do I pay this bolt guy now.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Rocks 'Jagaban 2023' Outfit (Pictures) by Penywise(m): 10:53am On Jan 24, 2023
abc115:
God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu
God Bless President Buhari
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Person wey no get PVC 🤣

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TV/Movies / Re: Avatar: The Way Of Water Movie Review by Penywise(m): 6:28am On Jan 17, 2023
crows2ravens:
It's annoying for starters.
More than half of the screen time was spent exploring the "imaginary" waterworld like some kind of documentary! The story progressed so slowly and lacked depth.

It's more of a showcase of CGI skills rather than a movie.

This is very true. No need to say more

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TV/Movies / Re: Avatar: The Way Of Water Movie Review by Penywise(m): 6:27am On Jan 17, 2023
It's very boring and long. I walked out of the cinema after the fight in the big ship. It has amazing visuals but the story is just boring.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Who Raped And Molested An Army Personnel Have Been Arrested by Penywise(m): 12:22pm On Dec 30, 2022
Why are you mentioning Peter Obi. Are you ok?
Business / Re: Obi Cubana, Other Billionaires Celebrate End Of Year Party With Families ( Video by Penywise(m): 5:36pm On Dec 24, 2022
This thing be like one occultic end of the year party
TV/Movies / Re: Job Seeker Delegates Interview Questions: Mr Macaroni Tinubu Chatham House Drama by Penywise(m): 3:41am On Dec 10, 2022
FromZeroToHero:


Mumu this is his office with several awards.

Have you won a spoon in your miserable and wretched life?

Tag me if he replies
Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Penywise(m): 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
As a rich man, please use and dump girls who are broke. Disrespect any girl who has no ass, boobs, short or comes from a poor home.
Avoid her if she has no good skin.
Treat girls as a cumrag when you finally make money!
Romance / Re: Woman Who Married A Doll Says It Cheated On Her & Texted Another Woman (Photos) by Penywise(m): 4:59am On Nov 25, 2022
This one don mad finish. There's no hope for her. Straight to psychia!
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Graduates With Law Degree From Baze University (Photos) by Penywise(m): 9:02am On Nov 20, 2022
benjackugo:
Immediate past Minister of Transport and former governor of Rivers State, Chief Rotimi Amaechi, on Saturday, graduated from Baze University, Abuja, with a Bachelor of Law, LL. B Degree, IGBERETV reports.

The former minister shared pictures from the event via his Twitter handle with the caption,



https://twitter.com/ChibuikeAmaechi/status/1593958942811488257?t=j8HDOx5CBPSU-kJSVGsPcg&s=19


Person wey no attend class
Romance / Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by Penywise(m): 11:12am On Oct 16, 2022
Solofresh2:
Am real bro
I swear to God!

Then send her number to me. I'm good looking and good in bed too. If you can't do it, others can.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates As He Becomes A Father After 18 Years Of Marriage by Penywise(m): 11:23am On Oct 15, 2022
A ga emere fa ihe uwa
Crime / Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death 4days After Moving To Delta State From Lagos (Pix) by Penywise(m): 7:22pm On Oct 12, 2022
Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout! undecided

He should have died in battle with glory and ascend to Valhalla?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Will Not Qualify As A Trainee Manager In Dangote Group by Penywise(m): 12:05pm On Oct 09, 2022
How many PhD does ancient Egyptian pharaohs and kings? With all the education of Nigeria's past leaders, they can't take care of their people
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Supporters "Hail" Him As He Walks Through The Airport (Video) by Penywise(m): 4:15am On Oct 07, 2022
Toluwanise247:

If your father can afford the bills of changing his blood he will still be alive, he won’t die untimely death. The problem poverty cause in your family nobody can solve expect God .

For you to type this show say you no get sense. And with zero sense you no fit dey successful again for this life.
If they put your brain for fish head, the fish go drown.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Supporters "Hail" Him As He Walks Through The Airport (Video) by Penywise(m): 6:58pm On Oct 06, 2022
Dem don go change him blood for UK.

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