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Celebrities / Re: Victor Anichebe Flies Dj Cuppy To His New Base In China [PICS] by Perfectionist11: 11:57am On Jul 20, 2017
Her "side thing"?...or "sardine"...?
Romance / Re: Guys, how do you control your public erection,share your experience! by Perfectionist11: 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2017
Inanna:
Well, he still touched his privates and I'm guessing he would have made contact with stale urine, dirt and other organisms that have made that place their abode.

You make it sound as if the male sex organ is a refuse disposal area...#notjustok.
Romance / Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by Perfectionist11: 12:10pm On Jul 11, 2017
Met this cutie from one big private sch during one inter collegiate debate.we exchanged no,my friends warned me...that it'll be hard to nail the gal cox d financial gap back then was huge...& ur guy was in a govt sch...fast forward..... we started dating,the gal was so sweet & caring...she even became friends wt ma friends....4 months later, she invited me to their house afta everybody don go church...we were intimate for d 1st time & damn the sex was good...until she told me we should break up up cox she didn't wanna fall for me coz she had the intention of using me when we met but she's developed feelings due to ma charisma or whatever ...damn I cried... since then your boy no love again.

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Career / Re: 8 Signs You Are Dealing With A Perfectionist by Perfectionist11: 7:47pm On May 14, 2017
I agree with all except no 1..perfectionists never ever try to please everyone,rather they are willing to step on anyone toes to achieve success/their aim..or prove a point.

A perfect case study is Pep Guardiola: he discarded samuel Eto'o despite contributing immensely to Barcelona's success the previous season.1hen asked for the reason: My guy said he just has the "feeling" to send him away..

Same with Nasri,Ibrahimovic..joe hart et al...watch out for massive shake up at city next season..


Guardiola has gone trophyless for the 1st time ever and no one not even Aguero is safe..

Modified: Perfectionists don't procrastinate..NEVER..they overdo stuffs and over prepare for simple tasks and I think you misunderstood that.

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by Perfectionist11: 6:16am On May 14, 2017
If she doesn't wanna date you because you don't believe that Jesus actually walked on water..or that the god who parted the water for Moses can't stop road accidents when the road isn't good..then she is shallow..and she is not worth it!.

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Phones / Re: Price Of Tecno Camon CX Air In Nigeria And Other Africa Countries by Perfectionist11: 11:21am On May 13, 2017
2GB RAM..Tech-NO?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Nigerian Jollof Rice Is The Best, Better Than Senegal & Ghana (Video) by Perfectionist11: 7:22pm On May 01, 2017
What did you expect him to say..I am a Nigerian,I've tasted th Ghanaian jellof rice during a visit to kokomlemmle(dunno if I got the spelling right)..and it was stratospheric.
The Ghanians' jellof is the best.

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Romance / Re: Tonight by Perfectionist11: 6:57pm On May 01, 2017
RolaDiva:
The rumbling of my stomach……………………………….
The trembling of my fingers………………………………...
Sweating on my palm………………………………………..
Oh yes! My birthday is near, I’m proud to be who I am. I love myself so much lol. I never knew I could reach this stage. Gratitude to Almighty God.
From your favourite birth month girl,
#RolaDiva
#May27
Happy New Month Fellas.

My New Month Gift To Ya’ll
Dedicated to:
Perfectionist11

ONE LOVE

Wow..Happy birthday in advance Diva...in this month....may your:

Heart: be filled with joy.

Mouth:be filled with positive testimonies.

Ears:be filled with good-news.

Path:be filled with grace.

Happy new month.
Romance / Re: If She Frustrates You While Courting Her, Frustrate Her In The Relationship by Perfectionist11: 2:15pm On May 01, 2017
Halfpenny:


The point is you should have left when she was 'Misbehaving.' Who hold you?

You guys need self respect and that isn't some random girls job. If there are so many fishes then why is this one playing you around? Men acting like children since Adam! Think for yourselves and create a world that doesn't rotate around our bumbums and boobs then maybe a woman would take you'll seriously. There are men who don't have these experiences, because you do doesn't mean other men do. These are fvckboy experiences.

I agree 1001% with this.

In Nicki minaj's voice

Honey let the rain pour
We ain't running out.
Romance / Re: If She Frustrates You While Courting Her, Frustrate Her In The Relationship by Perfectionist11: 2:12pm On May 01, 2017
Instead of doing this,I think guys should just endeavour to elevate themselves to a level that'll make it very difficult for a girl to give negative attitude for too long..

*Make some cash( In an ideal world,this shouldn't be a requirement for love,but we do not live in an ideal world).

*Get in shape: Eat right,exercise more.

*Improve your charisma..and most importantly..

*Improve your self esteem:It pains me when I see a guy being treated like poo by a lady..I do not chase a lady for more than 12 days.,no matter how beautiful you are..
Even if the girl is stunning,there are 15. More girls out there more attractive than her..annd with a nice personality too.
Celebrities / Re: Uber Driver Sends Beverly Naya A Text, She Thinks It's Inappropriate by Perfectionist11: 1:50pm On May 01, 2017
Must you share this?

This is a prime example of what's wrong with majority of Nigerian ladies nowadays..

They are all suffering from ASD..:Attention seeking disorder.
Literature / Re: Things Lovers Do by Perfectionist11: 12:02pm On Apr 27, 2017
Nice story..but I am afraid Leke is gonna be indebted to two ladies simultaneously.
Romance / Re: Her Boyfriend Ordered Her Not To Attend A Party. See What She Did Next - Photos by Perfectionist11: 8:12pm On Apr 26, 2017
Raine80:
Orders? She needs to evaluate her situation as a matter of urgency. If she is finding herself having to "ask" for permission from someone other than her parents then that relationship is unbalanced. If he is having to "deny" or " restrict" her movements then he is not addressing the issue either. His lack of trust and the source of that lack of trust. A healthy relationship is based on trust and that applies to both parities. When you say "Do you mind if I ...?" to your loved one you are taking his/her thoughts into consideration. When you start "ordering" someone and that someone starts to sneak behind your back it's time you both became parallel lines as you are clearly never going to meet halfway.

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Romance / Re: My Crush On Nairaland by Perfectionist11: 7:07am On Apr 21, 2017
Damn.".ass-worshipping" is real on this forum.
Romance / Re: Married Woman Begs, Threatens Her Husband's Babcock Side Chick by Perfectionist11: 12:12am On Apr 16, 2017
Babcock girl again!..upon all the preaching & strict rules..??..I give up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by Perfectionist11: 9:38pm On Apr 10, 2017
Arsenal fc motto; Never miss an opportunity to disappoint.

I just pity Cech,Cazorla,Koscielny ,Ozil(partially) & Sanchez..these guys deserve a better atmosphere to use their talent and express their willingness to win.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: 3 Reasons Why Tboss Lost - TheNewsGuru by Perfectionist11: 11:32pm On Apr 09, 2017
All these could easily have been categorised as reasons why she won..Well its simple..she lost because she didn't win!!.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 4th April 2017 by Perfectionist11: 10:44pm On Apr 04, 2017
DRAWchester united..Mourinho has run outta steam couldn't figure out which formation they played after Everton's goal..the play was frantic without direction..

What a display of route 1 football from Utd..
Just make Ibra & Fellaini 2 centre forwards and lump it long to them..#yuck

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya's First Sex With Yvonne Nelson: Singer Recounts by Perfectionist11: 3:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
Must you include the sex part?...you disgusting cockroach...!.

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Romance / Re: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by Perfectionist11: 6:23am On Mar 31, 2017
pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path. cheesy

The beauty of this write up is the absence of generalization..Bless Ye!!
Education / Re: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by Perfectionist11: 12:19am On Mar 28, 2017
I blame this on a weak security system..this isn't the first time a girl lost her life after an outing with a man..but its gonna happen again..why?? Cause this one also will not get caught.

Prostitution may be wrong morally,but it isn't an excuse to use girls for fetish stuffs...there are single mums who feed their kids through this or even girls who provide for there family 2ru it..& no they may not be able to do those by selling pure water/doughnuts on our streets....so there ain't many better alternatives for all..

There are prostitutes all over the world for different purpose..though delving into prostitution cause you wanna be a SLAY QUEEN and live a flashy lifestyle is grotesque..but not punishing their "users/killers" in order to warn orders is grotesque also...

R.I.P.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by Perfectionist11: 6:45pm On Mar 27, 2017
One tree hill:1) When Dan killed his brother (Keith) few weeks to his dream wedding.

2) When Nathan scored a very crucial free throw/penalty during a very crucial basketball match against all odds & without looking at the net/forward.
He rose above immense pressure..this made me decide to always be ridiculously good at whatever I do....that no matter the pressure I'll deliver.
Foreign Affairs / Re: London Attack: This Photo Of A Muslim Lady Walking Past Victim Got People T... by Perfectionist11: 1:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by Perfectionist11: 5:38pm On Mar 22, 2017
Oyind18:
I guess she no dey work for a busy bank


My thot exacty!.
Food / Re: Naira To Sell At N415/$ As CBN Sustains Intervention by Perfectionist11: 6:15pm On Mar 21, 2017
Can they help with the euro too?...made a transfer today and the sh*t is still 340 naira to 1 euro.
Romance / Re: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by Perfectionist11: 11:57am On Mar 19, 2017
CaroLyner:


Well,I know the dictionary meaning of grind...its you that didn't get the intended sarcasm.. . .cheerio!.

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