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 Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Perfectionist11: 12:41am On Dec 11, 2016 |
hatchetman: That's harsh..the guy is writing two stories simultaneously..his last upd8 was 3 days ago not 3 months ago..it ain't that easy. 8 Likes |
| Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Perfectionist11: 12:37am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Thanks 4 d update. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Perfectionist11: 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2016 |
Thanks 4 d upd8 and kindly try to upd8 1nce or 2wice daily..the story is "orgasmic" 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: When You Found Out That The Girl You Want To Marry Is A Porn Addict by Perfectionist11: 4:21pm On Dec 09, 2016 |
Not an issue @ all..on a brighter note she might be trying to polish her skills 4 ya. |
| Religion / Re: Footballer Who Survived Colombian Plane Tragedy Was Reading His Bible by Perfectionist11: 10:40pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
And a player whose wife just got pregnant died because he wasn't reading the bible?..all men should be equal b4 "God"..but it is "painfully pathetic" that the reverse is the case. |
| Romance / Re: 10 Places In Lagos That Are Dominated By Runs Girls by Perfectionist11: 7:53pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
Captainbells: I actually don't understand the reason for labelling them..but everything stems from the African believe that the number of sex partners/activities a girl involves in undermines her which is pathetic.. On another note... based on your pic..I think the law is a farce because it should be "unconstitutional" to look that good. |
| Education / Re: Precious Okoro, FUTO First Class Graduate by Perfectionist11: 7:50am On Dec 05, 2016 |
Well done but the lady with the celebrant in the second 2 d last pic is prettier. |
| Literature / Re: The Club a story - #nlwriters by Perfectionist11: 8:28pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Signora Lleigh..this is sensational..keep it up...& feed us more. 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Romance / Re: Man Checks Out Fiancee's Butt In Racy Pre-wedding Photos by Perfectionist11: 8:02pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
Simply the cutest pre-wedding pics I've eva seen. |
| Romance / Re: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by Perfectionist11: 7:32am On Dec 01, 2016 |
baum1: I understand perfectly. |
| Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Shows Off Belly In A Crop Top (Photo) by Perfectionist11: 11:07pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
She's petty but a fashion model  .. |
| Sports / Re: Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Better That Messi?? Have Your Say by Perfectionist11: 11:04pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
If you are a coach just ask yourself would you rather have a player who can score screamers..refuse to celebrate with teammates when he hasn't scored and cannot perform when the team is down or one that give penalty kicks to teammates even though he is 1 goal away from an hat -trick....can control the pthe pace of the game..& that turn offensive teams to defensive ones just to contain him..You only have to watch these matches to have your answer.. 1)Barcelona 2 vs 0 man utd (2009 UCL final) 2)Barcelona 3 vs 1 man utd(2011 UCL final) 3)Barcelona 5 vs 0 real madrid(2010 la liga) 4)Real madrid 0 vs 2 barcelona (2011 Ucl semi-final 1st leg). And search on google for an article titled.."LIONEL MESSI IS IMPOSSIBLE". 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by Perfectionist11: 10:31pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Hot ladies are the easiest and the most faithful 4 a serious relationship.."But d guy must be financially sound"..cuz d cost of maintaining that petty face & model worthy body is high(talking 4rm xperience).. Really beautiful gals prefer simplicity...and they only have to upload bae's pics on social. Networking media 4 many guys to back off..but the bae must not f*ck up coz they've got many substitutes warming up ready to enter d field (and I think that's what make em look like hoes)..cuz they wanna keep the guys happy and not sound rude when rejecting em..cuz being rude could expose em to rape. |
| Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Perfectionist11: 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Emzy90: You're right bro..but the "prime suspect fled" after the crime was committed.. and the prime suspect also has a. grudge aginst the son of the deceased and she promised to get back at "Tade..moreova she's got a "mini criminal record""if that's not enough evidence to @ least " not allow her to waka in & out of da station and sit her down 4 interrogation" then the law is kinda ludicrous. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Perfectionist11: 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Emzy90: You're right bro..but the "prime suspect fled" after the crime was committed.. and the prime suspect also has a. grudge aginst the son of the deceased and she promised to get back at "Tade..moreova she's got a "mini criminal record""if that's not enough evidence to @ least " not allow her to waka in & out of da station and sit her down 4 interrogation" then the law is kinda ludicrous. |
| Sports / Re: Morolake Akinosun's Tweets 5 Years Ago Come True (Photos) by Perfectionist11: 9:20pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
A reminder that dream doesn't cost a thing..You can dream as "unrealistically impossible" as you want..just back it up with the necessary intensity and dedication. |
| Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Perfectionist11: 9:13pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
How could Funmi walk in & out of the police station...gosh,,!!a police station & not a play station!!..our security system ain't that bad....she's d prime suspect..and about Dupe's mum death..though when protests occur some policemen may become irrational..but they must use CS gas also known as tear gas b4 any weapon..anyone else could have been killed...moreover Dupe's mum could only be in coma.(Just in case u wanna add 2 her grief).. Your twisting mechanism is weird..but you're a talented writer no doubt..and I enjoy your work..maybe its the perfectionist in me that's blabbing!!..though ma heart is fragile and cannot withstand much heartbreak for a sweet character..(Dupe) Though stories should be somehow close to reality so that readers can create the images in their head and understand ye berra..God bless! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Lovebirds Who Met At The ATM Queue Set To Wed (PIX) by Perfectionist11: 5:59pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Sweet..but must guys kneel down b4 proposing?..the person that started this tradition needs to be flogged. |
| Romance / Re: Ways To Make your Man Propose To You Fast by Perfectionist11: 11:33am On Nov 17, 2016 |
Ask him directly.."Sweetie where do you think we'll be in the next 5 years? |
| Events / Re: Car Decorated With Beads Used For A Wedding That Got People Talking by Perfectionist11: 5:38pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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| Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Guys Are Reluctant To Commit!!! Come In And Testify by Perfectionist11: 3:40pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
I don't think its logical for a man to commit to eating only from one pot till the end of his life..but it could be more bearable if African women are open to the idea of surgeries,boob jobs(and exercising) so as to remain sexy and attractive to their husband after childbirth..like d whites. Though some men are still gonna cheat but they'll wanna think twice b4 cheating on ladies like Allesandria Ambrosio,Gisele bundchen..Naomi campbell e.t.c cause literally they offer "almost" the same level of sexual satisfaction as the young chicks. |
| Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Guys Are Reluctant To Commit!!! Come In And Testify by Perfectionist11: 3:34pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
[quote author=ICQuinn post=50718392]Commitment? What's a commitment? Op please explain, I've never come across that word before, it seems very strange to me  [/quote/]When you're committed to something you do it regardless of the inconveniences..you don't accept excuses only results.. But when you're only "interested" in doing something..you do it when its convenient... |
| Literature / Re: Choices by Perfectionist11: 9:52pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
tommynico: Lol..you surely are supercilious,superficial and you have superfluous ego.. Stand by your side??..I'll pass! |
| Literature / Re: Choices by Perfectionist11: 2:35pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
tuktudicko: Don't mind him..he probably owns a "nice mirror"..you know the kind that shows the owner what he/she wanna see and not the real reflection. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona : UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2016 by Perfectionist11: 10:54pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
What an amazing game and breathtaking display of persistence by city..despite being denied an early penalty and Barcelona scoring against the run of play..they came back pressing relentlessly till the final whistle..though they were lucky andre gomes didn't score in the 62nd minute...but they deserved that luck..#The harder you work the luckier you become..#what a performance... 4 Likes |
| Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by Perfectionist11: 11:18pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
I'm running outta adjectives to describe this..its epic!!.its sensational..!!..its stratospheric..!! Maybe Daddy Orire's daughter is disabled somehow..keep it up!! |
| Romance / Re: How Can I Handle An Overdemanding Girlfriend? by Perfectionist11: 5:29pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
xendra: Very true..its a tactic I've adopted. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: How Can I Handle An Overdemanding Girlfriend? by Perfectionist11: 5:27pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Maybe during the course of wooing her you went over the top and flexed your financial status(I've been there) & now she has the impression that you're kinda related to Bill Gates.. But I've discovered that the best way to handle em is to suprise em with gifts/money haphazardly...Sometimes when ma SO ask 4 money I pretend not to have and then suprise her some weeks/days later.. She's highly intelligent and I managed to create the impression that she doesn't have to ask before I give..and simultaneously she developed a unique understanding when I say no...moreso she rarely ask now..she just wait 4 me to give @ my convenient time..and this has brought about "massive reduction" on the money I give. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: Heart Of A Broken Girl by Perfectionist11: 10:13pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
cyber5: And for a brief moment I thought its because U guys are spending time 2geda...(Thou this excuse is palpable)...*winks* I just hope she ain't dealing with a relapse. |
| Literature / Re: Heart Of A Broken Girl by Perfectionist11: 8:08pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
RolaDiva: Welcome back..but its almost 48 hours after this promise & you're yet to upd8? |
| Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by Perfectionist11: 1:36pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Nice one..but this William's heart is made of foam..not even Obama's daughter can treat me like that...thou I fit accept 49 % of that shit if she's the daughter of World bank's Presido. |
| Literature / Re: Hearts In Ashes by Perfectionist11: 11:43pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Interesting.. |
...i believe sey if we stand sidebyside, dem go still choose me over you...mtcheeew (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (of 16 pages)
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