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Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 7:32pm On Feb 24, 2008

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114926.msg1989071#msg1989071 date=1203800070]For your f.ucking information. . . . . . cool

You don't know where im from. . , . . . cool

So your ''cannibal'' accusation is pointless and doesn't apply to moi. . . cool

What happens On land. . . Most definitely stays on land. . . cool

No Tribalistic sh*tz. . . . keep your assumptions to yourself. . cool

Need me to E-Castrate u? C'mon its for your own good. . . cool

[/quote]

Romance › Re: Is Flirtation A Course In Nursing Schools? by PERVERT9: 9:48pm On Feb 23, 2008

yes the course is called totoology 101

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:46pm On Feb 23, 2008

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114926.msg1989043#msg1989043 date=1203799480]lets get ya castrated then. . . .that'd be cool u know? cool

[/quote]i no dey surprise,for your place una dey chop person and i know say na prick dey sweet you to chop grin

Romance › Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by PERVERT9: 9:43pm On Feb 23, 2008

LadyT:
My baby brothers friend in primary school had grey hairs at age 8,

but that one no be for transformer area grin

me i like toto with grey hairs_{the greyer the sweeter}

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:39pm On Feb 23, 2008

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114926.msg1989026#msg1989026 date=1203798877]this ttttttttttread still dey? huh

[/quote]before nko you wan kill am when i still dey call some nairaland girls, names in my sleep

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:33pm On Feb 23, 2008

@drferlie,thanks for being there for me one ~~rod~~ love cheesy

janami:
@pervert9
did i hear u say tutu? lol (don't mind me, jst teasing)

me too i was just_toasting teasing grin

whose names would i call tonite in my sleep? _{definately not morenike} grin

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:29pm On Feb 23, 2008

morenike09:
@PEVERT9
either you're playing a joke or either someone is trying to frame you. . . but i dnt see the point of this. the person just IM-ed me again. . . and plz, dnt give me the cheesy challenge of telling me to put it on Nairaland. . . what happens on my YIM stays on [i]my [/i]YIM.

why on earth would anyone do that,i see no reason for it _{abi my name to sweet for una}

minute:
isnt pervert the same person as Dr ferlie?

eni ba nwo iseju akan a pe leti omi _{if you don't understand that i,m sorry i can't help} grin

Dr Ferlie:
lol!!

the more you ponder, the less you understand. try more.

ferlie aye le ma sata haba let them say wink

deola1:
if una relationship no collapse u be maluuuuuuuu

and you be wetin? _inaki

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:23pm On Feb 23, 2008

morenike09:
**yawn. . . ** hon, if you do not calm your @$$ down. . .you come to Nairaland to catch your fun, do you ever think about how immature others think the fun is? and second. . .LMAO. . .i got 3 weeks to prove my IM? hon, let me tell you a little something, i can choose not to put the proof on Nairaland, b/c what happens on my YIM stays on my YIM. i suggested it could be you or dr.hyde, did i ensure that it is you. but seriously, what i got was DISCOMFORTING. SURE, YOU COME ON Nairaland TO CATCH YOUR FUN MAKING THREADS LIKE THUS, AND HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE ITS YOU WHEN YOU'RE PROOFING YOURSELF AS A PERVERT and the person IM-ed me as you would? no, hun, you went too far. i told you that am not in favor of your fun, kilode? you no dey listen?

hahahhaha, maybe it's my hormones or is it that this guy just challenged me? LOL. . . you go wait for next year even. hissssss. am out. . .

You ended up saying nothing just like expected because i was sure you had nothing to prove as you claimed in your 1st epistle.Like i wrote before all the pranks jokes and whatever that i do here ends here i do not go about IM ing people,i dont even have the time for it, well you have made your points,i have made mine i leave the case before the wise ones on nairaland,meaning your case is now in the people court.
By the way,apart from morenike do you use any other name like toyinrayo on nairaland,its just a question baby and i guess it should not be difficult for you to answer,_{but you have the right not to answer.} cool

Romance › Re: I've Not Been Able To Meet Much Girls That Match My Intelligent by PERVERT9: 3:02pm On Feb 23, 2008

it all boils down to where you go and visit _{birds of the same feather fly together}

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 1:05pm On Feb 23, 2008

eldee:
Please, it's pretty easy and less jerky, if you can post your opinion without being offensive.
For goodness sake, why do you have to be this tribalistic?

blame it on the hang over of the civil war

Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Shameless by PERVERT9: 12:48pm On Feb 23, 2008

Foster cat:
I don't think pitokwe is a malo.The guy is just trying to express his feelings about lagos chicks.Quite sure we all know that there is a big diffrences between chicks in lagos and in the north in so many ways.With all modesty,let check out the promiscuity of chicks in lagos
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@foster olongbo @foster cat,abeg leave matter,if only you know what most of these northerners do when it comes to promiscuity,here in the south people do their things without pretence,but up there in the north,it is all pretence except some very few educated ones among them,the same cloth their ladies use in covering their faces serves as mat or matress for a quickie when no one is around,it does not really matter whether you are married or not,forget about their so called sharia,sharia my foot,in the north a girl of 8,9,10 is old enough to be disvirgined[b] QUOTE ME [/b],_{NORTH IS FULL OF PRETENCE}

Romance › Re: Me thinks Hotfunmi Needs A Man by PERVERT9: 12:27pm On Feb 23, 2008

oziomatv:
THEY DON BAN HOT-FUNMI-FIRE AGAIN
WHAT'LL BE THE NEXT COMMING NICK??

funmi peace,funmi cold or just funmi grin

Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Shameless by PERVERT9: 12:22pm On Feb 23, 2008

abeg make all the girls hep me finish the malo guy _{e bami da seria fun} grin

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by PERVERT9: 12:18pm On Feb 23, 2008

e nle nbeun o eyin enia wa,a jire bi?e ku ojo meta o,e si ku oro ilu wa,oba oke o ni je ko baje o e se amin adura ke gbeto re mi.

Nairaland General › Re: Ridiculous Names by PERVERT9: 11:04am On Feb 23, 2008

jelili,segun,obasanjo,abacha,babaginda,nwa obo do,animashaun,ronaldo,pele,berti vogts,mukaila,abedo,asunle,ibadi aran,eyin afe,akowe,amolewa,mubo,abolore,atiku,yar adua,buhari,george bush,bill gate,osama bin laden,bill clinton,monicalewisky.

the sweetest of them all is ~~funmilayo~~ PERVERT grin

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 10:43am On Feb 23, 2008

[quote author=R-Dynamite link=topic=114926.msg1987077#msg1987077 date=1203725154]Seun, abeg too many perverts. Lock this thread.[/quote]why should he?if the kitchen is too hot for you,you know what to do that you dont like it does not mean others dont.

Zandra1:
Nairaland sef .

thats why it is called a land.

Dr Ferlie:
Infact, your post was not directed to ferlie. it was for pervert9. but i know ma guy will never do that. all our shakara starts and ends on nairaland.

ABEG TELL THEM

Gamine:

things just dey unravel o

and the worst is yet to come,you too contribute to my wahala grin

LadyT:
We all get on so well on nairaland LOL

really?i dont think so,maybe just few of us _{like you and i} wink

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 10:36am On Feb 23, 2008

morenike09:
either its you, ferlie or pervert9. . . .one of you IM me, and plz dnt bother to deny it. only two of you would write what you did. . . . anywaz, just to clarify the air. . .i dnt talk on IMs, so plz stop IM-ing me. . .thnks

@morenike or whatever your name is,you went too far this time and you made the mistake of touching the wrong guy,who the hell do you think you are?me IM you?foget about all the pranks, jokes and whatever i do on Nairaland,i don't have time for that kind of stuff,i come on Nairaland to catch my fun and everything ends here,i do not take my craze and pranks to IM people especially you,this is a very serious accusation and I CHALLENGE YOU TO PROVE YOUR CASE WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT,IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO THAT,I WILL NOT ONLY APOLOGISE TO YOU,I WILL ALSO BAN MYSELF FROM THIS BLOCK FOR 3 MONTHS,BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO DO THAT FROM NOW TILL NEXT WEEK SATURDAY,SEUN SHOULD BE READY TO BAN YOU FOR LIFE FOR WRONG ACCUSATION.MORENIKE YOUR TIME STARTS NOW AND THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING,_{DONT FORGET THAT YOU HAVE UP TILL SATURDAY NEXT WEEK TO PROVE YOUR CASE}

Dr Ferlie,i came on board this morning and saw this thrash posted by this lady and i also saw how you defended me when you did not even hear from me,ferlie my man,i thank you a lot for everything,you have proved to me that you are more than a friend,may God bless you real good,just for the record and just like you wrote,i didnt IM that girl and GOD KNOWS THAT I DID NOT.Lets wait and see what she has to say _{if at all she has anything to say}

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:49pm On Feb 22, 2008

ifyalways:
. . . .dream on.After the name calling comes the naming ceremony.
happy naming ceremony

so would you be around tonite?

Romance › Re: What Was The Sweetest Thing Ur Partner Ever Told You by PERVERT9: 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2008

she said pervert you are a foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:36pm On Feb 22, 2008

Busta:
In other words, u scared?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm omode o mogun o npe lefo busta ~~rhymes~~ no try me o because a trial would ~~convince~~ concieve you grin

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 9:31pm On Feb 22, 2008

Dr Ferlie:
too much vocab. are you going to his house or not?

she is already on her way grin

LadyT:
Bloody hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

abeg leave blood out of this matter _{the girls are no virgin}_{[/sub]uspry1:
We NLers are not your relationship counselors to help you removing your SPIRITUAL WIVES out of your head in order to save your relationship with fiancee.

What a shame that you never meet REAL SPIRITUAL WIVES! You hurt your fiancee feeling during lovemaking! You DOESN'T REALLY LOVE your fiancee! Are you?

Dreamer is always Dreamer!!!! Lust is always lust!

@tommyI agree w/u!
this is an epistle to the children of isrealadeboo:
Pervet - u crack me up!
i never touch you you don dey crack up if i come touch you nko na wetin go happy that means say you go dey shout halleluyah be dat tommyex:
joke of the hour
no be joke matter o,na serious matter[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114926.msg1986434#msg1986434 date=1203709852]pervert. . . . . u don jongodo. . . [/quote]if i catch you allah yuou go hear wen janami:
@poster
tut tut
you too tut tut tut tut tut tut unooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tRoOE:
Come on man i thought you were smarter than that
before nko he smart pass you welu weluGamine:
:-x :-x :-x :-x
see am she don come again ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[sub] lord have mercy}

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 8:43pm On Feb 22, 2008

Busta:
@pervert,

how about busta? did u call that too?

hmmmmmmm make i call your name make you come ~~bust~~ blow my mouth, you no know say your name ~~boxer~~ busta dey fear person.

tRoOE:
Pervert9 am getting a feeling you are related to Dr Ferlie or your both the same person

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha {i laugh} _{old boy let the feeling continue} grin

Dr Ferlie:
as you are related/same as busta, redynamite, gaymine etc

pls told him

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 8:31pm On Feb 22, 2008

ibkaye:
lol

NaJa HaJe:
lmfao. . . . . . this is too funny

it is not o sad

[quote author=fe_mi link=topic=114926.msg1985867#msg1985867 date=1203700512]@poster your "namesmare" has just begun
why do the ladies have to go to your house to fix your problem when u yourself can fix it
and besides the whole thing sucks
_{[/quote]na wetin be your}[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=114926.msg1985820#msg1985820 date=1203699747]this is clearly your problem. no one can help you but yourself. you know yourself more than we know you. The ladies of Nairaland can't help you solve your problem by not logging on anymore just for you. you, yourself have to stop logging on if you want to save your relationship.[/quote]own sucks ko sweater ni

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=114926.msg1985820#msg1985820 date=1203699747]this is clearly your problem. no one can help you but yourself. you know yourself more than we know you. The ladies of Nairaland can't help you solve your problem by not logging on anymore just for you. you, yourself have to stop logging on if you want to save your relationship.[/quote]thanx jare,_{i will try}

3viso:
Your nightmare is not complete.

Next time before you go to bed take a look at D-reloaded COWBELL (her front headlamps)
you will shout DEEEDREDE REEEREEE LOOLOLOLO DIDIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

then we go know sey clear madness don come.
Anu ofia I know you must be a yorubaman.

yours is a hang over of the nigeria civil war,what has yoruba got to do with?if you so much hate the yorubas i have 3 words for you GO TO HELL

Gamine:
Indeed

Nothing new here

yes oooooooo,_{we,ve only just began}

Busta:
wHAT KIND OF SILLY JOKE IS THIS?

P-E-R-T-V-E-R-T

it is no joke o,he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches[quote author=R-Dynamite link=topic=114926.msg1985729#msg1985729 date=1203698232]You're indeed a pervert. Let me know when it collapses.[/quote]so that you will pack in abi God forbid bad thing,_{thank God i no dey call your name}

Dr Ferlie:
instead make all una ladies help the guy by going to his house one after the other, you dey run your yeye mouth here.

more action less talk

thank you jare my broda,na bad belle dey worry some of dem as i no call dem name behind close door

Romance › Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by PERVERT9: 8:13pm On Feb 22, 2008

[quote author=tkb417 link=topic=107971.msg1986130#msg1986130 date=1203705445

@Sly
who taught u? Ashewo grin

[quote][/quote]what delicious experience grin

Romance › Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by PERVERT9: 5:36pm On Feb 22, 2008

my mum,s best friend and we are still on _{shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pls dont let my mum know}

Sports › Re: All The Liverpool Fans,answer Present Please by PERVERT9: 5:31pm On Feb 22, 2008

for where una get mouth for here,abeg nothing for una for naija
[b]
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Romance › Nairaland Ladies Are Putting Me Into Troubles by PERVERT9(op): 5:28pm On Feb 22, 2008

Fellow nairalanders i rush to you today because i have a very big problem,that is about to end the love of my life,the problem is that these days in my sleep and whenever i am with my fiancee especially when we are behind closed doors{you know what i mean?}i always call the name of some ladies here on nairaland,imagine just only last night i was saying ga ga ga ga gamineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,a day before it WAS mo mo mo mo mo re mo re morenikeeeeeeeeeeeeee,and there was also the day i kept saying to to to to to to to toyin toyin toyin rayooooooooooooo,ho ho ho ho ho hot fun fun fun funmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and many other nairalander names that are so numerous to mention,my fiancee knows that i always come on bord nairaland and spend quality but this name calling is beginning to make her suspect me of having affairs with these ladies and God knows that i am not.

I am appealing to all the ladies in the house to plssssssssss come to my house and help me to sort things out with my fiancee,i cant afford to lose her she is all i have.PLS HELP SAVE MY RELATIONSHIP FROM COLLAPSING.

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