₦airaland Forum

creamdream:
Hey!! where you at in the FCT, one love!!

everywhere _{including your neighbourhood}

Gamine:
Lol

Mr Perv, you is the timebomb!

Holythug

Buzzgonz? do i know you

i dont think so.Where are you from?

say what?

millions would come out to break your heart

for your own good you better dont bet on that

Gamine:
Mr Perv

You best keep it UP
Your life is at stake!

really?what was that supposed to mean?_{are you a time bomb?}

Gamine:
We will wait and see

im not in a hurry to do anything

is dat right?well me too _{i am not in a hurry to zip down}

I guess everyone is proud of his/her parents{i cant really bet on that}no matter their conditions/status. Assuming you were not born by your parents,who in the world would you have loved to to give birth to you and why?

I know you want to know mine,dont worry i would soon return to tell you

Gamine:
Love what?

Fire!

i have a feeling i know you

Cant quite place it

really?well you might be right,lets wait and see _{i am enjoying this}

Gamine:
@Mich
Dont mind the PErv!

Edo gals have it all!
its not easy for 'em guys to stay away!

@Perv
names like yours!

And i guess you[b] love it[/b]

Dr Ferlie:
thanks man. u havent replied the mail sent to your box?

i,m so sorry,i hardly open it and i guess you know why?i will go there straight away

Dr Ferlie:
them plenty o. the one wey dey do my heart grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. the girl name na iceblue.
u sabi am?

mba nu i no sabi iceblue abi na icewater you wan type?se na sister to ice cube for america?

Dr Ferlie:
hotfunmi go wound you ooooooooooooo. na no go area.

i hear say the girl hot for yonda,then been talk say na ina piti that is why she dey call herself hotfunmi _{and you know what funmi means in yoruba}

michelin89:
Hey what's the problem?

You don't have to cry to show us your appreciation. We the queens understand your feelings very well!

what feelings?dont let toyinrayo or morenike09 catch you o abeg no spoil my market for nairaland

michelin89:
@ Pervert

I can see you are attracted to Edo beauties!

Go go sister!

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Dr Ferlie:
pervert9 and tinubu, the 2 of una na correct and open minded guys. make una no yab yourself again o.

thanx man, but come o,which of these fine girls for nairaland dey make you feel hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i mean which one of dem you dey gbadun?i hear say na hotfunmi dey sell now.

what names?

Dr Ferlie:
Mr Omuwunmi e don do now . why the yabing? you no need am .
Mr tinubu, you be correct man too. cool down and let it be. ok?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh _{keep our secret secret}thanx anyways

whose wedding day? _{ferlie my man how you dey?long time,happy valentine valenLIE in arears i dey gbadun your stories.}

tkb417:
Friend
lmao? i'll rather be on a deathrow than be your friend.

Just check it, if not that u copied me post, i tkb will never co sign your posts. NEVER

Like i always say, we aint on d same level
Uve gat no identity on and off Nairaland. ure simply a low lifer who needs a lift.
pele sotigbo.

i can't help. SFH has an office in Abj, you can call for assistance

so this is your own way of identity on nl,all this your fake grammar that you lifted from rap music eeya pele o,na so igbo dey make person feel no wonder you live in karmo with all those amugbo people _{agbalagba omo ita area fada}

tkb417:
iwo lomo, u have my digits anytime
u can set out to prove it
so ti gbo? oya be a good boi

sorry boy my friends dont choose me i choose them and you do not fall into their categories go look for your friends in gwagwa karmo mpape kwali abaji or kuje prison

tkb417:
yeah, normal Nigeria mentality
everything is hoodoo and voodoo

ure a complete agbero
like i said, come to Chelsea and ask for me
i'll buy u beer

I don't need to banter a flyweight like ya
where have u been in this country when your mates don dey hammer?
your father could go for my driver

How do u like that?
where do u stay in Abuja?
right this night?
i'll be at the dome
call me on 0803 380 5902 and i'll shock your papa
slowpoke, who be your mate

you see your life,you just proved to the whole world that you are from the ghetto and that is where you live in abj,you know some of this local hotels in the ghetto decieve themselves by calling themselves sheraton hotel,transcorp hotel,chelsea hotel,the dome,i guess you patronise the chelsea hotel in your neighbourhood at gwagwa karmo _{by their speech you shall know them}

tkb417:
ooops. . .little child
i can wine and dine even anywhere in the world girl
My starwood points can attest to that

I know ure still reading your books at the Convenant, so u wouldnt have been alive when i was in my diapers

wining and dining at the Transcorp is beancake to me, i was talking about staying in Chelsea for 9months non stop not buying food and drinks
My spokes alone will buy food for a year in Trascorp

Lets get real
that post was directed at Perverts who likes opening his gutters anyhow
So get real babe and like i said
MC is our Chairman in the house so don't flex it

PS: i aint a rich man yet, still hu-su-ling

another empty barrel on the loose

Gamine:
Chelsea Hotel since you were in diapers??

You must be really young.

Its even Chelsea you dey claim?

You must be really Broke

@gamine leave the fool he is just a houseboy living in abj,sometimes his boss mr talk na do sends him on errands to some of his friends in the hotel he claimed,imagine him calling chelsea?he even failed to answer the questions i asked him _{didirin omo odo oyinbo wey dey live for karmo}

tkb417:
say who dash monkey banana?
na she be the 'razzest'
No be me talk am o. . .i got it as offlines this morning from one of her fans

hell nooooooooooooooooo,i only got a goat pregnant, _{now that you know go and look for one}

so good baby

Gamine:
LOL

Oh my days

LOL

ok easy abeg o!

nice bantering with you baby _{i sure enjoyed your sense of humour}

she fell in lust with what was inside the boxer and not the boxer if she sees a better bigger one she would leave you and move on