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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 3:37am On Feb 16, 2021
merits:
Poor english teacher.


Olori buruku oloshi
So you can sleep and am still awake bcuz your work is at stake this morning...lol
You never see anything.
This is the difference between boss and employee slavery work, idiot.
You think am your mate,I never be your mate and i will never be.




Social media sense you lack I will teach you right here .
You are a "Corpse" and not a Boss.

I own a Business and don't report to anyone.
I sleep when I like and wake up when I want.

You this Cow header. That uses the night to go destroy people's farmlands grin cheesy

You take lots of drug to do your night Yahoo fraud while real business men like us sleep.

Yes, you are not my mate. You can't be that stupid and brainless and such a poor illiterate and be my mate.
Nagode!!
Zombie
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 11:45pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Am ready for you till daybreak.






I said and I still repeat if you quit this media war then I am a bastar.d
Even your mum knows this fact. You loathsome blind frog.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 11:43pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Am for back you,nut.
I have nothing to loose lets continue,I will teach you social media sense that you lack.ewuuuuu.
Teach yourself the use of punctuation marks first and spelling. You malodorous chimpanzee.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 10:14pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
You this drug peddler lets go there no rest for me and you today.we shall know different btw own boss and employee this 9t.




If you stop, you are a bas.tard
Once again and I repeat I get your tym.
I must have sold the drugs that resulted in the watery sperm from your Wawu Mutum Dad that resulted in you the Baby whose English is sort of like this:

"I know you are a berserk"
grin grin
If you stop your poor usage of English. I will comment on what a Raccoon piece of shit you really are.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 10:11pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Mr nut find me the meaning of agravic n weigh your words so far.
I need more from your arsenal.
I suspect you are a Schizophrenic delusional nutcase because I am amused as to how you gobble up words and pictures that have no correlation to what your camel urine filled brain is trying so hard to relay.

Do you even know the meaning of the word, agravic?! Or you heard Shekau repeatedly say it and you immediately took to the usage of the word without understanding it's proper usage.

First, stop all these your "by force combustive english" cheesy
Pay me to teach you first how to structure your words before you go on to the use of English words you don't understand.

Where's your pen and paper?
Raccoon baby.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet:
merits:
Ani ode nie se,I can see without goggle map.mr nut,you are completely n'ut but......




I Kno you will still check your dictionary before you know the meaning that's y it takes you 24/7to reply poor you
grin grin
You this Shekau's thot so you mean you need a Google map to mis-spell "n'ut".

You this imbe.cile with Camel urine brain. You are always misspelling. Even your English "construction" can be likened to some poorly mixed concrete by some illtrained bricklayer.

Mr. "I Kno" grin grin. No punctuation marks. I had to put myself in your autistic shoes to even be able to comprehend what you wrote up there.

Circus Clown. Please, What's the name of the School you went to?!!
Boko Haram Arabic School?!!

grin grin
You self read what you wrote below and see if it even makes sense to you. Although, what you have in your brain is Horse Piss but still try and read what you wrote below:


I Kno you will still check your dictionary before you know the meaning that's y it takes you 24/7to reply poor you


Does this even make any sense to you?!! grin grin
You this Rabies Infected Raccoon.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 9:03pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Shekau





Your



Father



. slowpoke
grin grin
Al-Bahgaddi

Your

Uncle.

You Rabies infected Raccoon.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Your next assignment
Find the following:
Myth buster
Kids
Koikoi
Am waiting wayray dey disguise,soro ke.......
Olori buruku





Shinkafa shege kawaiiiiii




Anuofia.


Wawa mutum.
Na your papa be Wawa Mutum.

grin grin
The one that wasted his money sending you to school only for you to come back with your Shekau kind of English "I know you are a berserk.."
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 8:47pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Confused till you die

I get your time
Ode didirin din robo
Barboon lasan lasan
Mutumu banzai.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 8:33pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
Confused till you die


I get your time
Ode didirin din robo
Barboon lasan lasan
Mutumu banzai.
grin grin
See this ape-tard.

This Yankari Forest Reserve Baboon.

This Oponu cross-breeded mouse.

Awon! "I know you are a berserk..." grin grin

Even my 8year old niece is surprised by your high grade dullness.

Akamu Brain.

Mr. "I Kno..".

This your English is pure comedy.
I can't just stop laughing each time I read it.

"I know you are a berserk..."
grin grin grin

No be by force to speak English.
BusinessRe: I Was Almost Roped Into A Forex Scam by PervertProphet: 8:24pm On Feb 15, 2021
You didn't later give the updates.

They threatened you?!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Slavery In Our Labour Market by PervertProphet: 8:18pm On Feb 15, 2021
onward4life:
What I normally do is that I avoid brands and or services of such slave mentality companies...

Yu will see some asking for 5 years experience with masters as an added advantage. Not more 28yrs as at the time of applying with 2nd class upper from a reputable institution...

Just to receive 65k a month....
grin grin grin

65k a month that is not enough with transportation in Lagos. Only Food and Transport alone will guzzle that money.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet:
merits:
I Kno you don't know the meaning that is why you are terribly confused.ewuuuu.
grin grin grin

Ewu Gambia.

Gosh!
More terrible English.
It is "I know..." and not "I Kno..."

Oponu!! grin grin

Now, see the meaning of the word, berserk which is a synonym of the word, mad so you can use your expired Akamu filled brain to know if you used the word correctly in your sentence. It's like saying "I can see you are a mad(berserk)..." grin grin grin instead of "I can see you have gone mad(berserk).."

What's your level of education again?

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 5:38pm On Feb 15, 2021
merits:
I can see you are a berserk, you view things from one angle.
grin grin

Your English is terrible.
What do you mean with your sentence?!

"I can see you are a berserk...."

Hahahaha!
What sort of Ibadan English is that?!

You should say "I can see you have gone berserk...." Not "I can see you are a berserk..."

Olodo!! radarada!!

Now, show me the other angle of Muhammad who in the authentic Hadiths is recorded by his companions the very set of Muslims as sleeping with a 9year old doll playing girl child who later became the Mother of the Believers. Notice that Muhammad disallowed dolls as a revelation from Allah but allowed only for Aisha because of his Pedophiliac relationship with her which has been interpretated as "Divine" by Muslims.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 3:15pm On Feb 15, 2021
SegFault:
If someone criticises your one and only through religion you would start foaming at the mouth.
It will be you foaming in the mouth because I never said what's not factual even by Islamic standard.
Did I lie when even authentic Islamic books called described Muhammad's Pedophiliac habits?

I look at the facts of different world-views and come correct. If you have got your facts. Present it. My Religion is even the most criticised religion by all and you certainly know no one is going to behead you for that, Clown like the religion of your parents where Sharia compliant laws is applied to those who they feel "blasphemed" the Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet:
merits:
My dear islam is not a joke,it command respect.too much of fake pastors make christianity lost its value,and too much of everything is not good,even miracle they do in some churches shows they just are acting.
Islam doesn't command respect. It is a Satanic ideology that commands bloodsheddng espceially if Muhammad is criticised. Muhammad the Pedophile gets even more "respect" than Allah.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sarah Omakwu Warns Comedians Against Using Christianity For Jokes by PervertProphet: 2:51pm On Feb 15, 2021
definitelyCYRIL:
The way I hate those two stupid things we call religion ehnnn. Nigerians have made anything religion disgust me. Religion is the major reason why africa is as it is today, very backward and disgusting. There is nothing good religion has done for us. Just imagine a world with only black people in it, or have you ever wondered how africa would have looked like with zero western influence.
grin grin
You are an illiterate if you think Christianity has done no good in it's more than 1800 years. You must be one of these Nairaland local Atheist who really have not even visited the airport. Even in the UK. The biggest non-government hospital is owned by the Church. The Church remains the biggest charity giver thousand of years leading up to the 21st century before even Bill&Melinda Foundation became a thing.

Traveling is education. Don't just sit in a your village and be forming online Atheist who doesn't even know his facts.
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Animashaun Rides An Electric Scooter From Ikeja To VI by PervertProphet: 11:11am On Feb 13, 2021
espn:
Leave him... I don't know why with all the money you have you choose to risk your life. People no get joy, if you die dem go help you spend your money.
grin grin
Nigerians.

If he tries this in some states. He would go missing the next instance.
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:10am On Feb 13, 2021
SegFault:
Such a fine way to excuse yourself from the duty of bringing evidence. Answer that question or forget it.
Like I said before. I asked you A. You answered B and brought in C for me to answer. Nice try.
You have reached the end of your deflection tactics. It doesn't fly with me.

What was the first question I asked you?
RomanceRe: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by PervertProphet: 6:32am On Feb 13, 2021
Macsjebs:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bodybuilder-sex-doll-wife-wants-23476857.amp
Bobrisky and James gang.

Where are all these Nairalanders who always that they don't hurt nobody. From dolls. I won't be shocked when he graduates to live Chicken.
PoliticsRe: Jakande Was Not Sick; He Took Pap With Crayfish, Read Newspaper Without Glasses by PervertProphet: 8:59pm On Feb 12, 2021
MrDrey:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/how-ex-lagos-governor-lk-jakande-died-by-sons/amp/
Painful that this legend and great man died as a Muslim. Submitted to the plagiarized ideology of a 7th Century false prophet Pedophile till the end.

God knows best with him.
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:27pm On Feb 12, 2021
SegFault:
Intelligence comes from the brain and it's an abstraction seeing it as a solid object is just like seeing the society as a solid concrete object, back to the subject, can you prove the existence of this being you speak of?
You answered another thing different from what I asked you.

I can use same logic of yours in giving you as proof of the Holy Spirit in the Psych of Man since intelligence is not a visible attribute of man and no one can deny it's existence plus the fact that there are a whole lots of other factors like a trinity of factors that determine intelligence in humans. The Brain is only 36% responsible for this non-visible very important attribute inherent in man. There are other factors like the cell i.e genetic and environmental factors also responsible for intelligence.

Basically, Science is yet to understand 100% what is responsible for this non-visible attribute in man called intelligence not to now talk of asking for proof of the very source of the whole universe: Holy Spirit. You see this is foolishness on your part as you are yet to understand the one created in you and you are seeking to under the one that created you.

How foolish are you humans and who have bewitched you?
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:48pm On Feb 11, 2021
SegFault:
Yes, you speak of this "non seen being" like its some known truth.
Can you pinpoint intelligence as a physical object if we are to x-ray you?
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2021
SegFault:
All these things you are saying where is the proof? Human beings self.
You want the proof about intelligence, a non-seen attribute placed in man but the most important thing that accelerate the human civilization?!!

Human beings self!!
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:12pm On Feb 11, 2021
1Sharon:
Where did you get that the human race is 150,000 years old? Bless your cotton socks.
Black people alone are older than that. Although, I have no evidence for this except a Evolutionary disfuntionary article I read online which makes me an "expert" at idiocy. grin

So Every human is buried in the ground? grin

Why is the story of a great world wide flood similar to the epic of Gilgamesh? . I am so contradictory that I ask a question below but above here I still ask why the stories are similar when this should confirm to my stupid brain that this confirms that this event actually if the Bible story of this is found also in another culture. I am that daft.

Why didn't ALL cultures around the world at the time have a record of this great flood happening?
Although, like I said I am a nonentity whose highest education is the article I read online so I don't know that there are other cultures aside the Bible that had record of the flood like the ancient Mesopotamia; best known from the Gilgamesh Epic (Standard Babylonian version, c. 1100 B.C.E.) and the Atrahasis Epic (Old Babylonian, c. 1700 B.C.E.)

If God made us from dirt why is there still dirt?

I am a 1st-Class Zombie for the dead white evolutionist who came with a theory of evolution that today evidences puts so many holes in his narrative. To think he was formerly influenced by a Christian apologist, Williams Paley before he became a fool like me.
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 8:08am On Feb 11, 2021
1Sharon:
[s]You're comparing an al- mighty God to a mere teacher whose powers are limited? Is God's power limited?

Religious clown.

Go ahead and point out how illogical evolution is.

But don't forget to point out ridiculous it sounds for a god to have supposedly made humans from a handful of dust.

Yeye finish you there[/s].
Christard
Ape-tard.

I don't even know if your iq is even up to 0.00002%.

I guess it's the effect of your evolutionary descent from a line of Chimpanzees and Baboons.

Irreligious clown.

For your info. All that "Pseudo-evolutionary Science" stuff don't work here. I guess you are mad that you met a match in a religious don who will match you be it in aggressiveness or in question for question. I am no part of the large religious individuals you half-baked online article "intellect" can impress with your gibberish.

See a question out of the numerous question hat was once asked an illogical Atheist like you and there was no answer. Try and see if you can answer some of these.

If evolution is true, then why don't trees stretch up to the stratosphere?
Scientists say that trees grow taller and taller because natural selection forces them to compete for light with other trees. However, they have supposedly had hundreds of millions of years to evolve, but the tallest tree in the world is a mere 370 feet tall


Explain floods on Mars with out the Great Flood of the Bible
If Noah’s flood didn’t happen then how do explain the evidence of a great flood on Mars?


Why no bodies?
If humanity was roughly a million people living at one time. If the human race is 150,000 years old like you maintain that means there have been 150,000,000,000 who lived before the current era. If each corpse takes up 3 by 6 feet then that means the remains of human ancestors cover 1350 billion square feet of the earth! Why are we not buried under the remains of 150 billion people?
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet:
1Sharon:
[s]God is actually a racist then if you're saying he's responsible for the "intelligence" and "vast discoveries" cos some cultures/races are more advanced than others

What Ur saying doesn't apply to Africans cos they never invented the wheel, had a written or unifying language and lagging technological.


"Science has not been able to understand the so much complexity that comes with our universe"

Yes! And they never claim to know everything, when they are wrong they backtrack.
Unlike religion that pushes theories as facts.

Saying god created people from a handful of dust makes more sense than evolution? LOL.

The earth being populated by only 2 people? TWICE?

FOH. Keep slotting God into your religion-induced delusion.[/s]
See your stupid analogy and logic.
God is racist but lol He is the one who created the different races. Mumu. If I am a teacher of a class and I teach all my students so you mean that they will all turn out with same ability like they are some robots. God has given man everything he needs to excel. If your race refuses to put in the smart work rate like the other races and instead choose to be just consumers instead of producers then don't come blaming God.

You unreasonable pathetic clown that have refused to use your brain playing victim with your miserable life while waiting to push the blame on God for your failures.

The rest of all you wrote up there is pure idiocy and don't need no response. Go learn about Science properly before you come to spew half of what you don't understand.

You don't understand history. You don't even know your Science but you slowpoke is trying to position as some sort of God critic. There are several black inventors who invented stuff just that as a collective race we have not been upping our development. Go read some books and quit your illinformed work of being an arm chair God critic.

Even the Evolution subject you are trying to act as if you know anything about that subject matter. When I start pointing out all the illogicy of it. You won't be able to respond.

All these Nairaland Arm chair God critics that have not even read enough to understand any subject except what you sick lots read of some online articles.
RomanceRe: Shakiro Cameroonian Cross Dresser Sentenced To Jail For Practicing Homosexuality by PervertProphet: 7:18am On Feb 11, 2021
Feggie3:
You sound like you are insane... Nobody is forcing you to be a homosexual and nobody can ever force you to do that. Rather they are telling you to leave them to be and stop abusing and killing them by minding your own business.
See you this idio.t.
You this Birdbrain that eats from the wastebin at your street.

We know you are a Homosexual but please you and your fellow crossdressers should respect the laws of the land.
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by PervertProphet: 9:14pm On Feb 10, 2021
1Sharon:
Did they use the holy spirit for their discoveries ?or did they need to follow the laws of science like other scientists would?
Yes!
Circus Clown

They used the Holy Spirit.
Infact, if intelligence which is a non-visual attribute of man that has helped mankind make all these great discoveries is credited and basically the difference that makes us higher than animals then the Holy Spirit of God is responsible for all the vast intelligence as contained in the universe. Science has not been able to understand the so much complexity that comes with our universe plus the nonsense you described as "laws of Science" is In general, a scientific law is the description of an observed phenomenon. It doesn't explain why the phenomenon exists or what causes it. The explanation of a phenomenon is called a scientific theory. It is a misconception that theories turn into laws with enough research.

Anyone can be a great scientist in respective of religion or their irreligiousity or level of education. Faraday was one great scientist who didn't get too many formal education. I can bet you that if you put in at least 50% of brainpower to a cause. You are going to end up making a huge discovery. The problem is many of us don't operate this "holy spirit deposited consciousness in us to the optimum height". Intelligence has been placed in man and this is what you lots describe as Science.
RomanceRe: Shakiro Cameroonian Cross Dresser Sentenced To Jail For Practicing Homosexuality by PervertProphet: 9:09pm On Feb 10, 2021
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RomanceRe: Shakiro Cameroonian Cross Dresser Sentenced To Jail For Practicing Homosexuality by PervertProphet: 9:00pm On Feb 10, 2021
Feggie3:
And you feel torturing and imprisoning them will make them stop it? It's quite irritating to the sight but let's just let them be and have nothing to do with them.
Fallacious argument.

No one is in support of torturing them but the laws of the land says they were imprisoned for actually practicing the act of Homosexuality.

1% can't try to force the rest 99% to go the way of their sexual orientation. You don't see heterosexuals going about trying to force down heterosexuality down the throats of these Homosexuals. They should learn to obey the laws of the land instead of being rebels under the guise of Homosexuality.
RomanceRe: Shakiro Cameroonian Cross Dresser Sentenced To Jail For Practicing Homosexuality by PervertProphet: 8:56pm On Feb 10, 2021
Peace

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