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Ryammended:
If You doubt Me Go Buy Gun......




#GEJ - 2019

@Team waiting for live Radio result

Dead mother-fu.c.k.er!

ireneony:
foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign
with ppl that ve no PVC.
»insane is wen u've bin shouting "up Nepa" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a. magician in 4years. »madness is wen u spend 6yrs in d university reading day n night 2 get certificate at d end vote a mallam
without a certificate.
»olodo is wen u use broom 2 sweep without using Parker 2 pack d dirt.
»barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe
corruption while ur benefactor owns half of Lagos.
» Mumuness is when a youth votes for his
grandfather to be president when he is supposed
to be the present leader, foolishness is wen an
elder who should be enjoying his old age is
stressing himself doing "I must win
politics" Pls..share 2 orders if u
love naija.

B.it.c.h, how many people did you sleep with on Saturday?

I understand that you know that a vote for President Buhari is a vote against whoring.

dammytosh:
These kids on Nairaland actually thought the problem we face can be solved by writing Patoranking lyrics.

He go clear for his eyes by the time the counting is finished.

No disrespect to gays, but, you must be a bloody homo.

How old are you?

You can't be as old as Methuselah.

You are a thief. Let me modify that: you are a bloody thief. Given half the chance, I'll hang every one of you thieves taller than Haman.

gamesb:
Breaking News: Presidential Elections, Jonathan Ahead In 23 States

1. ABIA. PDP 97% APC 3%

2. ADAMAWA. PDP 68%. APC 32%.

3. AKWA IBOM. PDP 98% APC 2%.

4. ANAMBRA PDP 99%. APC 1%.

5. BAUCHI PDP 77% APC 23%.

6. BAYELSA PDP 99% APC 1%.

7. BENUE PDP 82%. APC 18%.

8. BORNO PDP 19% APC 81%.

9. CROSS RIVERS. PDP 98%. APC 2%.

10. DELTA PDP 99%. APC 1%.

11. EBONYI. PDP 97%. APC 3%.

12. EDO. PDP 74%. APC 26%.

13. EKITI. PDP 92%. APC 8%.

14. ENUGU. PDP 98%. APC 2%.

15. FCT. PDP 68%. APC 32%.

16. GOMBE. PDP 41%. APC 59%.

17. IMO. PDP 92%. APC 8%.

18. JIGAWA. PDP 39%. APC 61%.

19. KADUNA. PDP 46%. APC 54%.

20. KANO.  PDP 41% APC 59%.

21. KATSINA. PDP 26%. APC 74%.

22. KEBBI. PDP 29%. APC 71%.

23. KOGI PDP 73%. APC 27%.

24. KWARA. PDP 34%. APC 66%.

25. LAGOS. PDP 57%. APC 43%.

26. NASARAWA. PDP 31%. APC 69%.

27. NIGER. PDP 33%. APC 66%.

28. OGUN.  PDP 52% APC 48%.

29. ONDO. PDP 93%. APC 7%.

30. OSUN. PDP 51%. APC 49%.

31. OYO. PDP. 45%. APC. 55%.

32. PLATEAU. PDP 87%. APC 13%.

33. RIVERS. PDP 83%. APC 17%.

34. SOKOTO. PDP 42%. APC 28%.

35. TARABA. PDP 88%. APC. 12%.

36. YOBE. PDP 17%. APC 83%.

37. ZAMFARA. PDP 47%. APC 53%.

–

TOTAL PDP STATES =23. APC =14.
https://www.nairaland.com/2225437/inec-insists-election-held-rivers

Were!

Madness afflicts you with the constancy that a parrot approaches speech with.

Ekiti 92 -8 .


INEC has already released Ekiti's results.

Abati is a disgrace. I'm ashamed that I once considered him my role model.

calmbabadee:
The Presidency on Sunday urged supporters of President Goodluck Jonathan against panic over some “fake results” of the Saturday’s presidential elections, allegedly being released by opposition party.

Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, made the Presidency’s position known on his Facebook page.

Abati asked supporters of the President not to be fooled by the said results, saying the only confirmed result so far was the one from Ekiti State.

He expressed delight that Jonathan won in the South-West state.

He also noted that the Independent National Electoral Commission had addressed the issue of the fake results.

Abati wrote, “Our numerous supporters (both home and abroad) are reaching out to us and requesting that we should say something.

“We can assure you that we are on top of everything.

“INEC has already addressed the issue of viral ‘opposition’ sponsored fake results that they should be ignored.

“So far, the only announced concluded official result from anywhere is from EKITI state.”

“A resounding victory for President Jonathan! Don’t be fooled or panic. We say thank you.”




http://www.punchng.com/news/dont-panic-presidency-tells-jonathans-supporters/

Fake results?

People are sending results in from their polling units, but you just called them fake. Are you guys manufacturing results somewhere?

Before you manufacture Lagos State result: my polling unit: Presidential: PDP - 16, SDP - 10, AA - 1, APC - 127

SmartAlex:
Buhari isn't the change.
GEJ till 2019

Buhari isn't the change.

Be consistent.. You're losing.

Meiji:
Lol... what a result.

Nairalandpolice1, damn!

Were you drunk when you gave youself that name?

Well, are you a true policeman? Don't rig this election. Watch the results roll in.

osram:
useless pple..............keep sellin ur. Rights to hausa-fulani

Sing sing sing...

Do you know that song?

Go and die.

Is this what you can an election?

tit:
fashola is a big hopeless failure.
if he had done well, Agbaje will not snatch lagos from ambode and apc.

Tit!

tit:
fashola is a big hopeless failure.
if he had done well, Agbaje will not snatch lagos from ambode and apc.

Tit!

Do you know what tit - well, let me add 's' to it: ti-ts - means?

Second question: do you know the problem this governor had? He didn't have you nearby to give him suggestions on what he should do, and what he shouldn't do. Your Agbaje won't have that problem, I guess. You will be there to cheer him on as he tears up all what Fashola did. Fashola was so thorough in his achievements that your Agbaje had to resort to using hotspot - hotspot, God's sake! - as a campaign issue.

Truth be told, I want Agbaje to win. That will check Tinubu's unchecked spread in the state, at least.


Tit-s!

Vote wisely!

A divisive president will eventually cause war.

We hope for a peaceful future.

siraj1402:
This can't affect the change we are waiting for.

Just wake up to post and I made front page and FTC,thank You God.
Dedicated to GMB and GEJ to test their stands.
Like for GMB and Share for GEJ.

You people should stop this madness. Like for gmb and gej for the president will not stop the winner from claiming his mantle.





Vote out division!


Vote GMB

Osakah24:
Wide maaaaargin.........dreams dreams dreams, kindly wake up saharadesertreporters.

'Saharadesertreporters'


Dry!

I just saw this, and, I felt like re-posting it. If you don't like it, get your grave dug and, then, die as respectably as possible.


dvee2 :
NIGERIANS THINK......
Talking corruption; here are the cumulative
budgets for the OBJ and GEJ :
OBJ: 1999 -2007, total budget for the period
came to approximately N9.21tn for his 8
years in office.
GEJ: 2010-2014, total budget for the period
came to approximately N23.45tn for 4 years
in office.
Effectively GEJ has spent in 5 years a sum
that's about 2.5 times the sum OBJ spent in 8
years.
The OBJ regime grew our external reserves
by a staggering 930% to 45bn dollars from a
little more than 5bn dollars in 1999, paid up a
12bn dollar external debt, grew the economy
from below 3% to over 7%, agric bsector also
grew by same margin to a record high of 7.4%
by the end of 2006, reduced unemployment to
a record low of about 6% by 2006, domestic
debt to about N2tn by 2007, still left 22bn
dollars in the Excess Crude Account and
actually improved the exchange rate from 133
to 117 until the global financial of 2008/2009.
GEJ regime has not added a dime to the
external reserves despite earning far higher
revenues than any Nigerian president in
history, but has actually depleted reserves to
about dollars, escalated external debt,
economy still below 7%, agric sector growth
dropped to 5% (forget the hype about
eliminating corruption in fertilizer
distribution), grew unemployment to over
23% ( a record), poverty incidence to 71%
( another record!) grew domestic debt to
N7.65tn from N4.55tn in 2010, has depleted
the excess crude account and we now have
the worst exchange rate in the history of this
country (N229 to the US $). Remember all of
this has happened in an era of
UNPRECEDENTED OIL BOOM
Think NIGERIA!!!

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Acidosis:
This message is directed to all peace loving Nigerians. There is something about that word "Sai-Buhari."


At the shout of that name; all sane Nigerians become insane, blood pressures rise; tentacles grow from the skull; and teeth begin to gnash!


Stay safe Nigerians! Sai Buhari is synonymous to VIOLENCE; wherever & whenever that name is called; what follows is VIOLENCE.

Nairaland was peaceful until we started seeing these words; Lagos was peaceful until "SAI BUHARI"

Do you even know the main activator of the 2011 post election violence? Fellow Nigerians, watch the video on YouTube and tell me what you hear!

We've seen people destroying banners and simultaneously chanting "SAI-BUHARI." That name give them the energy and tenacity to kill, steal and destroy.

"SAI-BUHARI" will result to loss of lives on Saturday, 28th. When you hear that name; grab your voter card and run for your dear life.



Acidosis

Very acerbic and acidic comment, Mr. Acidosis![b]

Acidosis:
This message is directed to all peace loving Nigerians. There is something about that word "Sai-Buhari."


At the shout of that name; all sane Nigerians become insane, blood pressures rise; tentacles grow from the skull; and teeth begin to gnash!


Stay safe Nigerians! Sai Buhari is synonymous to VIOLENCE; wherever & whenever that name is called; what follows is VIOLENCE.

Nairaland was peaceful until we started seeing these words; Lagos was peaceful until "SAI BUHARI"

Do you even know the main activator of the 2011 post election violence? Fellow Nigerians, watch the video on YouTube and tell me what you hear!

We've seen people destroying banners and simultaneously chanting "SAI-BUHARI." That name give them the energy and tenacity to kill, steal and destroy.

"SAI-BUHARI" will result to loss of lives on Saturday, 28th. When you hear that name; grab your voter card and run for your dear life.



Acidosis

Very acerbic and acidic comment, Mr. Acidosis![/b]

Acidosis:
This message is directed to all peace loving Nigerians. There is something about that word "Sai-Buhari."


At the shout of that name; all sane Nigerians become insane, blood pressures rise; tentacles grow from the skull; and teeth begin to gnash!


Stay safe Nigerians! Sai Buhari is synonymous to VIOLENCE; wherever & whenever that name is called; what follows is VIOLENCE.

Nairaland was peaceful until we started seeing these words; Lagos was peaceful until "SAI BUHARI"

Do you even know the main activator of the 2011 post election violence? Fellow Nigerians, watch the video on YouTube and tell me what you hear!

We've seen people destroying banners and simultaneously chanting "SAI-BUHARI." That name give them the energy and tenacity to kill, steal and destroy.

"SAI-BUHARI" will result to loss of lives on Saturday, 28th. When you hear that name; grab your voter card and run for your dear life.



Acidosis

Very acerbic and acidic comment, Mr. Acidosis!

suwailad:
Only in Nairaland a 2013 picture becomes a hungry blogger news that makes fp because of traffic and love of money




which lazy musician is that, since 2013 the single is still unreleased?

You beat me to it!

The d-umb fo-ol musta missed that 2013. If he saw it, he wouldn't have made the mistake of presuming that we were all gullible.

chalyAM:
South West useless tribe what are u guys looking for attacking people wen they air there opinon or u want to force everybody to join u for GOD's sake our if our opinios differs or if we support different party it dosent call for insults we have freedom of association in this country,let me even ask u what is it that make u south wasterners feel like u own this country honestly i can't see well maybe u guys don't travel that's y u do not respect and appriciate other but i tell u i hvnt seen anything in u that is special there is nothing u hv that every other tribe does not hv mention one and i will mention 10 from each tribe. The problem in this particular election is ocestrated by u people hypocris and cowards that's what u are buhari will loose this election and haven will not fall we knw u people are cowards only gud @ propagand u can't fight useless tribe a waste to nigeria (South West product)

Shallow-minded bigot, we understand that you're the son of a goat, but, we're still not prejudiced against you despite that fact.


How old are you? Eight?

” u can't fight”

You sound so comical and childish.

The Yorubas won't fight unless they absolutely have to. Then, they'll whip your a.s.s.

Remember, you're the greatest hypocrite. It is okay if you associate with Hausas but hypocritical when somebody else does. Somebody else has advised you on this thread to study your history; I second him.

I doubt, however, that your puerility and stu.pi.dity will leave you any room for education.

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Awon oloribu shey wa po to yi lori thread yi?

I know there's no man who will not eventually die, but, your own death beckons real quickly.

anonimi:
Definitely he is a smooth criminal.
I hope the people of Imo state will deal with him at the polls accordingly.

Afi anonimi na.

Thieves always try to be anonymous, but, we know you all. You'd better start stretching your neck.

All the mother-fu-ckers who liked your inane comment (thieves too, I realise) may likely precede you to the hangman's noose.

CR77:
Story 4 the gods

There names and pictures otherwise i no go believe dis your lie oo



Any way


GEJ till 2019

GMB go cry again..

Ode!

Let's even assume that he 'lied'. Are you so unreasonably st-upid that you can not understand that if there's a pdp governor in the north who will vote for Jonathan, then, he's probably the Plateau State's?

AreaFada2:
.

Ah, no doubt you're an APC supporter. Your trademarks are evident.

Insult, violence, claim of monopoly over knowledge/know-it-all, no other people have a right to an opinion.

No wonder a dictator like GMB is very attractive to you.
My family suffered enough under Buhari. No more. Never again.

If your relative doing his job as a journalist suffered such as mine, a very selfish-sounding person like you would sing a new song.
Unlike you, obviously immature and a badly brought up swearing brat, I was around to see Buhari's brutality.

Things will get worse because Nigeria cannot be saved. The only way is break-up. Oil unity is fake.

Now, after 50 years of majority rule, what did Nigeria achieve? Not much because it was set up to fail.
It has been "everything jaga jaga" to borrow from Abdukareem.

All the problems Nigeria has, which one began in GEJ's time? Northerners thought they could use Boko Haram to frustrate him. By making it increase its activities, now it has grown into Frankenstein's monster to bite their azz. Now they have ISIS on their hands.

Don't fool yourself and don't be a lilly-livered coward, get ready for Armageddon that has been 54 years in the making.

A fly and a bee were probably in a competition to beget you.

A fly, because, you are a product of 'sh-it'; a bee, because, you sting us all.

I do not have to tell you that APC, as a party, or as an inconvenient aggregation of bastar-ds, does not have my compassion. However, I believe pdp (in all its small cases) is a group of 'thieves' and non-thinking, misbegotten issues.

AreaFada2:
.

Jonathan was not put foreward to become president but a spare tyre VP. He is only there now through power of incumbency. Winning primaries against an incumbent is nearly impossible in 9ja.

That he became president was not the wish of powerbrokers (WAZOBIA). It's because power comes from God.
Whatever haters say.

Jonathan will continue in Aso Rock or retire to Bayelsa. One thing is sure, under Buhari, expect things to be worse.

Areafada2? What kind of fo-olish name is that? You're not even the first.

Let me try (however hopeless it may seem) to correct your st-up-idi-ty.

If things get worse than this, then, we are in armageddon.

I understand that you thieves will rather prefer things to continue this way, but, there are some of us who want a better country.

sheymoni:
For the record People were forced to step down for Jonathan & you are saying he was un opposed. Even obj doesn't fear primary, no matter how sham it is , he will organize one . APC conducted the best presidential primary in the history of this country so get your fact right before coming online.

Pdp maggots are either in a dream or they are just plain st-upid. Most northern governors -in fact, most northerners currently in their rank - won't, on the day, vote for Jonathan. One would have thought what happened when Amaechi defeated the much-touted Jonathan's choice as the chairman of governors forum (in spite of the fact that they met a night before) would have taught them.

Obviously, they're too dumb to learn.

pastorKosiso:
May God have mercy on you.

Amen!

However, I doubt that He has any to spare on you.

pastorKosiso:
Stop deceiving yourself. A Christian who decides to marry a Muslim is not a Christian. You can't serve two masters at a time, you either choose one Jesus or Mohammed... No real believer of Jesus will ever do such

Do you even do self-analysis?

Nah, I doubt it. You are too thick.

You have 'wool' in your head and not brain.

I'm a believer too, after all, I believe you're one of those in the pulpit only for your pocket.

DaZion:
As we are now in this world.Many christians don't even bother to know whether is closest friend is a believer or unbeliever...
.
Some even choose an unbeliever as their partner and mentor without knowing that they are diverting their spiritual life into an unspiritual life...

Brethren, Is it right/good to have close friendship with an unbeliever as a christian?

Since you are a believer, I guess you no longer sin. You don't step on ants, you don't kill mosquitoes, you don't tell lies, in fact, you are so righteous that you don't even 'shi-t'.

A believer my mother-effing foot!

My advice to you is to take your 'believing' and shove it up your arse!

auntymi:
LoL, juS wEn u thougHt u'v seEn iT aLL, mAdnEss eveRywhErE

Just when I thought I have seen it all, then, I saw your post. Madness is truly everywhere.

If candor won't be sacrificed, I saw your dp and I was like 'damn, she's beautiful!l'.

FlirtyKaren:

If he wants to look like a woman, then, he has succeeded!

Decryptor:
Please fvck off and go compose your next poem for another lady who will wash you. Ode!

Saw this but ignored.

Decryptor:
That's what we are talking about, she died of AIDS related ailments not cancer and the house and land is from the proceeds of her prostitution. You know your mother is dead and yet you have the effontery to call someone a bâstard! Who knows, your stupïdity must have even contributed to her death or you even probably killed her to inherit all those things and spend her money on women like Rokiatu after composing poem!

Next time, think before you talk! You think I'll go sorry over you if you tell me your mother is dead. Shove that story up your a*se. She leave parcel of land and house for you...so what? You no dey shame. The land I have today in Abuja was bought by me and my mother stays in the house where I personally pay rent for wit
h my own money! Omo ale like you. Anuofia!!

Are you kind of cra-zy?

I am of the thought that you are a m-ad man. My mother may be dead, but, it won't still stop you from being irresponsible.

Who is the 'omo ale? Go and die!

Decryptor:
And let me be kind enough to refer you to the thread...

It's titled "Shameful ways guys woo ladies"...Go to page 1

Shameless son of a who.re

If my mother was a who-re, I can assure you that she did not tell me (she is dead now: she died of cancer). However, she left me a house in Agege, a parcel of land in Abule Egba and some money in the bank. If your mother is not dead yet, I guess, you are wishing death on her. Insanity probably runs in your family, but, we all understand that it could be irritating to the kids.