₦airaland Forum

zeusdgrt:
. Kids on nairaland with free mb sha vry unreasonably stupid!if U had any brain left in ur head U can't pick buhari over jonathan

How old are you?

I may be a kid, but, I'm still your 'papa'!

So long as I'm not dead, I believe, I'm still 'brainy' which makes me doubt your possession or use of one. If the brain that you have in 'ur head' thinks the st-up-id thought that Jonathan, with all his rampant pilfering, is a better man than Buhari, then, that brain is of no use nor can it be beneficial to any citizen of this country.

hansad:
[b]@ lastpage,

you mean:

a Muhammadu Buhari who can hardly stay upright for up to five minutes to address a crowd;

a Buhari who can hardly string words together to make a correct sentence,

a Buhari who is believed not to have completed secondary school; - No WASC yet.

a Buhari who as Head-of-State knew no Economics as he used issuing import license to his friends as only means to trade with outside world;

a Buhari who named rice, beans, tea, sugar, beverages etc, "essential commodities" and made Nigerians file under the rain and sun all day, flogged by his soldiers before they could receive a thing.

a Buhari who used retroactive laws to murder young Nigerians.

a now 73 year old - or likely to be more - Buhari who used arms to sack a democracy in 1983.

a Buhari who told Nigeria's youths in 1984 that they - the youths - were Nigeria's leaders of tomorrow, but 31 years after, Buhari is still struggling with the youths over who shall lead Nigerian> Dishonest, no shame?

Corruption: a Buhari who was one of the key decision makers in Abacha government - a most corrupt government ever in Nigeria's history till today - yet many years after Abacha's death and millions of Dollars of Nigeria's money stolen by the regime were discovered in foreign banks, Buhari mounted the rostrum and told Nigerians that Abacha was not corrupt. How do you define a corrupt person?


Buhari na big bad market, no try to sell am to good people. Try to sell Buhari to Jagaband T.

But be truthful - even to yourself: Buhari only sells for now for people who have their private, religious and ethnic interests to protect - not for interest of Nigeria.[/b]

'A Buhari who can hardly string words together to make a sentence...'

If you were not spat out by a bug, then, you must be a product of a pig.

Did you watch this 'president' at the last ECOWAS meeting? Very ill-educated, unreasonable, out-of-context and unpresidential was his comment.

lastpage:
We know those who are NOT READY for change...and where they come from!

But again, we cannot generalize since many are just shouting Jonathan "on the surface" and would really not vote for him at the polling booth, when the chips are down!

Afterall,
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that suffer the rapidly depreciating value of the Naira
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that have "unemployed graduates" in their family
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that live in darkness due to lack of Electricity
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that drive on those broken Federal Roads
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that died during the last SCAM Immigration Recruitment Exercise
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that buy a bag of Rice for #16,000
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that buy Petrol at the just reduced #87 and the attendant scarcity
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that were duped by the "Oil Subsidy lies" of Mr. President
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that had their children kidnapped by She-Cow
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that got killed by Boko Haram in the last three years and Mr. "Do-Nothing" President looks the other way
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that suffer the bad image of Nigeria, as the laughing stock of even tiny countries like chad and Cameroun!
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that are those gallant Nigerian Soldiers ...."unnecessary lost" in battle due to "short-changed" equipment
*It is not just Yorubas or Hausas that will live and suffer in this Nigeria, for the next 4years, if we make the MISTAKE of re-electing or allowing that "Creek Mosquito" to rig the next election.

I listened to father Mbaka's message (Former and the new one) and l am convinced that even Igbos, despite their "tribal sentiments", will come around at the last moment and realize that it is in the best INTEREST of EVERYBODY if Nigeria is good and well governed, than to be "expecting to be FAVOURED" by the President..... [size=15pt]just for entrenching mediocrity![/size]


Lastpage!

I could almost cry when I read this comment.

May God keep blessing you.

When my mum died, she bequeathed a house to me in Agege. I suspect the next time they will have electricity there is 2019 if this 'drunk' is re-elected.

Ayed44:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/06/collect-tinubus-n10000-but-vote-out-apc-fani-kayode-urges-lagosians/?wt=2

Ole oshi!

Like father like son!

If we are voting anybody out, it will be that drunk president that keeps you in employment.

Damn! I ought to have checked the topic!

Decryptor:
I don't woo ladies in a shameful way like you. See her reply to the poem..you were expecting something like "Wow phabulux honey...I am touched" but instead, she at you! Yeah...Rokiatu laughed at your stupïdity! Now who is the Omo Ale jati jati now? Lmao!

I wasn't expecting a result. Being wild, fanatical, unwise and dumb, you may keep expecting me to come shortly.

Bas-tard!

Decryptor:
Decryption result: I think you are raving MAD!


PS: Hope you have seen the other thread where I disgraced you too? Buffon!

Nah, I haven't.

Let me try to be magnanimous enough to give you one more look.

Bas-tard!

Decryptor:
Eg: After he saw rokiatu's waist.....

You may like her too. Why not say so?

Omo ale jati jati!

Decryptor:
You typed this trash about Igbo girls and.....



Can you see how deluded and stupïd you are?

Decryptor, decrypt this:

As a cr-azy bas-tard, you are not worthy of being called a mother-fuc-ker!

As an idi-ot, try to decrypt this: when your mother gave birt h to you, she looked at the nonsense she had just given birth to and shook her head.

rokiatu:
gold miners?

A moment ought to be spared
To which I cared
To look at the moon
And say, I guess, not too soon
That love may prove
That you I love.


Da-mn, you set!

Airforce1:
shes super sexy

He kitchen is on point
I like her smile

She's igbo

She's beautiful

She's Igbo because she practically has nothing on her arse? She's truly beautiful!

We may not agree on the fact that Igbo ladies are beautiful. I served in the east, and except things have changed between 2005 and now, I guess I saw some of the UGLIEST ladies there.

eaglechild:
Like Buhari like supporters, no be only flour in go flour am, in go add butter and sugar join.

I can't stop laughing!

However, you made a mistake too (in go...).

tit:
PDP has won.
You can take this to the bank.

Tit!

Christ! :-)

As a lady, that's a very hilarious name to bear.

Teat!

dotcomnamename:
[size=40pt]DREAM ON[/size]


[size=15pt]Dreaming is your right

SAIBaba[/size]

Wishes won't thumb print that day. Let him keep wishing.

Aipete2:
Wow! Is that true? Lolz, where are u frm?

Heaven!

I'm an angel!

[quote author=ogaprime post=31345907][/quote]God almighty! No kill me with laughter o!

owonikokos:
Naija no go kill me

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Spotted somewhere in Nigeria...

http://..com/2015/03/stop-dumping-refuse-anyhow-if-you-dont.html

Truly hilarious!

Ezibless:
I sure will

If you're truly the one in your dp and you wrote that comment: phew! That was a kiss. Intelligent ladies are scarce.

gabrol:
Dont mind d useles gov. he has been spending ekiti state fund on needless advert against GMB as if he was elected ( sorry rigged into dat office) solely for dat purpose.

I'm against you on that point. He wasn't riigged, he was 'stomach-infractured'.

Pamcrest:
Humour is obviously lost on u. Poor thing!

La la la!


That's humour, ain't it ?

B--itch!

omanifrank:
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From LIB Reader.

"It's so painful and disappointing to see this show of shame on my way to the office this morning at Odo-Eran, Cele bus stop.

Imagine a Nigerian Police officer who is supposed to be serving and protecting lives to be in this condition as early as 8:30 am.

‎He was so drunk that he couldn't even stand or walk without being supported. A LIB reader reporting from Surulere.

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http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/photos-drunk-policeman-seen-at-cele-bus.html?m=1

A bleeding shame!

However, Linda has already deprived the man's family of feeding 'allowance'.

ochejoseph:
Sad!!!

By this action this man (most likely a family man) has used his hands to remove the feeding bottle from the mouth of his Family! Its a shame!

But as Usual we expect APC and their youths who hardly ever use their Brains to blame this On GEJ

We won't be surprised because they also blamed GEJ for Lai's excessive dependence on Pampers and Tinubu's chronic Mouth Odour!

Nigeria is a great Country!

Omo alainironun!

In the event that you don't understand that, I meant you don't think. You are irrational.

Why are all pdp (in lower case) maggots this nonsensical?

Pamcrest:
Op, who told u they are mad. It's not every person u see on d road in tattered clothes that's mad oh....even if d person seems to be talking to himself. Conditions in ?Nigeria don bend crayfish
My humble submission

Hello!

Since you are not mad either, you probably make love by the wayside.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Many of dis thugs shouting change were not even alive wen d guy ruled nigerians, and now he's coming again and dey want him. I only pity dem sowie generation, its either buhari wants to settle scores before he dies or he wants to loot enough to reach d status of an elderstateman!

I'm not shouting 'change', but, I can assure you of four facts: I was alive when he ruled, I'm not a thug, I knew when he could not stop our petroleum money from being stolen under Abacha but, by Christ, I hate THIEVES more.

gistmelove:
#freebash Ali
#freebash Ali
#freebash Ali
#freebash Ali
#freebash Ali

but is non of my bizz now...




































Call/whatsapp 08085310359 now.... For ur authentic stone coated roofing sheet with 50yrs warranty..

Dem no talk say dem no wan free am. The guy no gree leave.

Whizzdom:
OGA JONA ...... YOU DON SEE WETIN YOU DON COS??

Na Jona cause this one too?

naijaboiy:

if you think you Love two people at once,,choose the second.

Because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have a second option

Confused set of species

Freaking reasonable!

EbolaParasite:
May I ask you to comprehend before typing rubbish?

You may ask, but, I reserve the right to respond. You righteous bas-tards are the curse of this country.

gistyinka:
Singer, Nneka during an interview on CNN spoke about her country Nigeria and dealing with Boko Haram and also says some musicians like herself and Seun Kuti are not happy with the Head of State and she is sure, Fela wouldn’t have been happy too, if he was still alive. Hear her;

"He [Goodluck Jonathan] says he wants to tackle Boko Haram, obviously every Nigerian is asking why now, he could HAD done it a long time ago... I'm not good at the whole blaming game, I don't want to blame anybody but I pray that he comes up with a good idea for us if he is an honest and genuine guy. But I know that Fela [Kuti] would definitely not be cool with him if he was here, Seun [Kuti] is not cool with him, I and many other socially conscious musicians who are very outspoken are not cool with him", she said.


http://gistyinka.net/nigeria-international-singer-nneka-blast-president-jonathan-on-cnn-she-happy-the-way-president-handle-issue-of-boko-haram/

Oops!

EbolaParasite:
Since you have enough time on your hands to take their picture and post on the internet, you can also do the right thing by trying to get them the help they need. There are numerous organizations that help take care of people with mental issues. Use your time wisely and try to contact these organizations. Madness or mental disability is usually not permanent. With proper help, and placement in a remand or rehab center, their issues can be alleviated.

God almighty!

May I ask the number of mad men you've taken care of?

Aipete2:
Ado-iworoko road n lots more, reductn of awa schl fees, there's nw light in Ekiti, bursary na nko, water too, payment of worker's salary to time n provision of stomach infrastructure 4 d needy. And dis z jst his 4mths in Govt oh, lets wait n c

Pdp b-itch!

'Light in Ekiti'

If you must lie, at least, do it in a reasonable, educated way.

Apparently, education in Ekiti is the worst in the whole federation if you are a representative of its product.