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PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's Youngest Governorship Candidate, PDP's Umar Nasko [pic] by phapi(m): 7:21pm On Jan 08, 2015
EDUCATION:
Master’s Degree in Political Science, Jagiellonian University,
Krakow, Poland; 2001
Honorary Doctor in Public Administration, Atlantic International
University, U.S.A
Certificate, Infrastructure in a Marketing Economy, Harvard
University; 2008
Certificate, Designing Legislative, Institutional, and Regulatory
Frameworks, Washington D.C, 2008
Certificate, Benchmarking Emerging Markets, Singapore, 2008
Certificate, Presidential Strategic Leadership and Governance
Retreat, University of Warwick, 2007
Certificate, Farming, Mashav Institute; 2004
University of Lodz, Poland; 1996
Nigerian Military School, Zaria, Kaduna,
Command Children’s School, Ann Barracks, Yaba, Lagos; 1980 -
1985

na small pkin get all this certificate?
when GMB no even get pry school certificate
Abegi try help your northern political leader pry school certibucate


#PdProcks
#GEj2015
#GEJourVALENTINElove
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits The Olu Of Warri (photo) by phapi(m): 6:49pm On Jan 08, 2015
in all truthfulness I see all this political excursion by GMB as a waste of time and high degree of joblessness.

the question i want to ask GMB is WILL YOU CONTINUE THIS political site seeing after you lose next month Valentine day?

And to Ameithief What will become of you after you squander Rivers state allocation on a serial failure like GMB and your aftermath jail sentence when the chosenoneGEJ returns to power?

GEJ2015
PDPtillGMBproducehisPrySchoolCertificate
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: thread deleted by phapi(m): 11:42am On Nov 27, 2014
08182371487 Victor
Uyo
PoliticsRe: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by phapi(m): 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2014
idiots legislator whu has gone wired all in the name of emergency rule which they got no business with.(abi na dem be security chiefs )

bunch of gate climbing niccurs playing out janjanweed
script in disterbilasing our TAN led govt
As They climb the gate of the chamber that put food
onthier table and gives them the opppurtinity of stealing
state fund,may sorrow and sickness climb their life gate
into thier life

120 yesterday and 2day 130; abi dem climb gate again overnight?

smallie disturbing themselves ;GEJ eating green and white birthday cake in aso rock
PoliticsRe: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by phapi(m): 12:00pm On Nov 21, 2014
smiley
bokoslayer:
Yesterday it was 120 signatures, overnight it became 130. I'm sure by tomorrow, they will have 361 signatures. Bunch of gate-climbing criminals!
smiley
bokoslayer:
Yesterday it was 120 signatures, overnight it became 130. I'm sure by tomorrow, they will have 361 signatures. Bunch of gate-climbing criminals!
bunch of gate climbing niccurs playing out janjanweed script in disterbilasing our TAN led govt

As They climb the gate of the chamber that put food onthier table and gives them the opppurtinity of stealing state fund,may sorrow and sickness climb their life gate into thier life
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Finally Settles For Sokoto Governorship by phapi(m): 10:12am On Nov 18, 2014
What a political mediocre TAMBUWAL is, if he had the intention of running for governorship,why not settle in within the PDP house?

What is the essence of him decamping to APC ? For a mere governorship position?

I thought this gentleman was a lawyer and lawyers are sensible fellows who reasons both side of the coins !!!

Tambuwal doesn't knw wht he wants
PoliticsRe: APC Supporters Are Shameless Liars, Fraudulent. Picture. by phapi(m): 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2014
berem:
the SaTANISTS concocted the lies and are blaming it on APC supporters. How wicked can they be?

,Meanwhile,Buhari went on a visit to the family of the Azikiwes.
Can't you 4 once stick to the 5letter words T.R.U.T.H where and when did TAN did this awful signpost?

And moreover are you married to any of this janjanweed polithiefians? Why must cry foul anytime APC is in a contest? You jst wasting your time supporting APC I swear you can never b remembered when they get political power,cuz they r greedy and corrupt

I pray you realize that all these energy you wasting punching your keypads 4 d sake of janjanweed will not go in vain

#GodblessYou
#GodwouldHadblessYouBeyoundMeasuresIfyouCanDirectThoseEnrgyinSupportingFreshAir
PoliticsRe: Withdrawal Of Security Aids: Tambuwal Withdraws Suit Against IGP by phapi(m): 3:34pm On Nov 17, 2014
This is the highest degree of cluelessness (I hope the janjanweed callers of GEJ clueless can learn more of this speaker's own),thought his supporters where hell bent in securing the speakership for him.

So this is how coward an anticipating president to be in few month can be? Why withdraw the suit if your attitude and action of decamping meets constitutional adherence as LIA mouahmend shouted earlier this month on the pages of sharareporters headlines.

Or does TAMBUWAL thinks he can still be the speaker come Dec3 ? I doubt it spiritually expect if my PdP lawmakers loyalist jst wanna let him be in compensation 4 his longstanding patriotism to PDP

APC jostlers just don't know what is next for them and their corrupt party.

#GodHelpAPCfolks
#TeamGodisWithPDP
#TeamPDP2019
#TeamFreshAir
PoliticsRe: #2015election: APC Adverts Now On N100 MTN Recharge Cards by phapi(m): 1:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
What a drastic desperation measure.

Pls can this be sensible enough? Has politics shifted paradgin to communication measures?

APC with stupid and clueless means of campaign outreach.

Well I don't blame d desperation of the aspirant,if Buhari can go get a loan 4 his nomination ticket then the downward political crumblers of APC can do this and get moral and ethical justification

I bet you no PDP aspirant can b this desperate
#PDP a party full of political innovations

God help Lagos
PoliticsRe: Speaker Of Ekiti State House Of Assembly Impeached By Seven PDP Lawmakers by phapi(m): 12:42pm On Nov 17, 2014
Let the frustration start APC has bitten more than they can chew,A pdp govt can not b sabotage in d middle by an APC speaker never will that happne as long as PDP controls and pay their and his*speaker* salary

I commend this great democratic movement of the true loyal lawmakers of Ekiti

For lagos them*APC* nofit allow PDP even b d chief Whip talk less of leader of the house

#TeamPDP
#TeamWewantPDPSpeaker
#GodHelpEKitiState
EducationRe: History: When Black Men Ruled The World by phapi(m): 12:20pm On Nov 17, 2014
Aikon:
I see 2 things that'll always hinder a united africa: RELIGION and TRIBALISM. As long as these continue, the oyinbos will always be Racial to the blacks
So much luv diz speech.....May God help Africa in this lofty journey to 1nation and united front

#TeamOneCurrency
#TeamUSAfrica
#TeamAfricaMustRuleTheWorldAgain
PoliticsRe: 20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Nigeria by phapi(m): 8:54am On Nov 05, 2014
Nigeria Nigeria Nigeria !!!

What a great land of birth I belong to,
What a massive diversify entity we share,
What a united solidarity parade we being upon since 1960.

I pray God continue to keep diz hetro-ethnicity community together in peace and harmony

May terrorism never break this nation apart

May this country never fulfill the prophesy of PRO ACHEBE *There was a country*

Nigeria I hail thee.
Longlive F.R.Nigeria
#AmProudLYNigierian
NYSCRe: NYSC BATCH C 2014 AKWA-IBOM CORPERS...lets Meet Here!!!! by phapi(m): 12:45pm On Nov 04, 2014
All prospective corpers posted to Akwa ibom you
are welcome to the state of uncommon
transformation,I bet you will not like to leave d
state after yur one year of state.
The tranquillity of the state is not to be over
emphasis.
The fast growing economy is one of the best
The welcoming spirit of the citizens here is
overwhelming
The food we got is the best as compared to oda
continental dishes
The pursit for education in d state is simply not
equivocal with oda state of the nation
The standard of living here is equal to none in
the whole of the south states
The political stability of this my state is conducive
and calm
I WILL COME ALL OF YOU TO AKS STATE
I will really want to sit wif one or two corp
members as my usual yearly experience.
I love being around corp members from Western
Nigeria,cuz I was born and breed in Ogun
State......I luv you all corp members
Am currently a yr2 Hist and intl reltn student of
uni of uyo here in Akwa ibom

You can reach me on accommodation
arrangements pin:28EEE38D.....0818237147
whatsup & calls

We offer accommodation services to corps
members posted to Uyo kindly contact our
services Victor and co

God bless Akwa Ibom
God bless Nigeria
God bless NariaLand
God keep NYSC for us all
Once again you r welcome to AkWA ibom
PoliticsCan A Winner Candidate Of A Party B Substitute Before Swearing In? by phapi(op): 10:17pm On Oct 16, 2014
Pls there something bugging my mind....

I want to know if the party a candidate won an election on can substitute the winner candidate,to replace him with another candidate which didn't stand the election?

Pls I need cogent response with factual facts which can b accessible on print and online journals,also not minding case citation which it has happened.

Pls help a confused nairalander out
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by phapi(m): 11:17am On Oct 09, 2014
Jst lunch d new webpage
Crappy pics quality.... What end to linda online career

I hate diz woman wif all dismay

#TeamHateLinda
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by phapi(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2014
Nominating GEJ as the sole candidate for 2015 gen election is as good as the word *Good*itself.....
I pray confusion will not set in b4 dec 6.

I silence all spirit of LAMIDO,not to show up again in it entire life till and after Dec6,

May NEC be contented with GEJ 22m nomination fee and don't accept another fee from a any god dam sent PDP aspirant for d presidential post

All these I pray oh God of Nigeria AMEEEEEN

#GEJtill2019
#PDPtillNigeriaDisintegrates
#GodBlessNigeria
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: High Turn Out Of Voters And No Presence Of Soldier As Publicized by phapi(m): 12:53pm On Aug 09, 2014
It very urgent we have to #KickApcOUTofOsun

NYSCRe: Akwa Ibom Batch B 2014 Let's Meet Here by phapi(m): 6:05am On Aug 02, 2014
franklad: Akwa Ibom B14... #team FUTA...... can one b allowed into the camp on Monday
I can always give u a night accommodation if u r interested dear, you slp dt nite nd go to camp d following day.
08182371487
NYSCRe: Akwa Ibom Batch B 2014 Let's Meet Here by phapi(m): 10:26am On Jul 31, 2014
You can reach me on accommodation
arrangements pin:28EEE38D.....0818237147
whatsup & calls
We offer accommodation services to corps
members posted to Uyo kindly contact our
services Victor and co
PoliticsRe: Open Letter From Buccaneers Across Nigeria(ban) To Pyrates(seasdogs) by phapi(m): 5:09am On Jul 31, 2014
AustineE1: This is a poor attempt to launder a very bad image which arises as a result of several years of shedding innocent blood in various higher institutions of the federation...meanwhile Buccaneers Association of Nig is nt registered in Nigeria,what was registered perhaps to disguise the real motive was Brothers Accross Nigeria (BAN),am nt here to hold brief for any group but i also think that Barr.Femi who stands as the president of BAN made a mockery of himself and the association in trying to chastise our politicians when he said,and i quote 'the silliest tantrums otherwise known as 'open letter' is their stock-in-trade'.
Why i also think that any discerning mind would also assume that his 'open letter' to Pyrate Confraternity is also the silliest tantrum,cldnt he have found a way of reaching out to them if they had hurt BAN so much,since he claimed there was a form of tie between Wole Soyinka and the lost members who became buccaneers and that there was an attempt to lure them back.
Though i doubt if pyrates will honour them with a reply,from information available online seems to me that Pyrates have long created a niche for themselves and a world far apart from these psuedo-fraternities.Every other time i come across Nigerian dailies is either 'a Buccaneer hacked down at Uni-Ben gate',or 'an axe man shot at gun point','vikings on rampage','Aiye in a show of strength,shoots at anyone on sight','3 buccaneers downed in a party vice versa! But pyrates are always in the news for good reasons e.g charities,seminars,converges,peaceful march etc. Sorry,i do nt mean to spite on any group but am just a Nigerian citizen and an observer of happenings in my dear nation.
It as simple as this "THE PAIN OF 1972 Still REMAINS"

We don't fight,all we do is showcase our handsome and finest attitude on campus

Pyrate na confra abi playgroup? Shit
PoliticsRe: Open Letter From Buccaneers Across Nigeria(ban) To Pyrates(seasdogs) by phapi(m): 4:59am On Jul 31, 2014
BlackPeni5: Bloody cultists...una no dey grow pass something?
From this ur outburst it shows you a r an fucking Aye LOBer
My fellow bruda go don fu.c.k ya girlfrnd !!!

Idiot black men hating ALORA since 1972
NYSCRead THIS :To All Batch B 2014 Corp Member Posted To Akwa Ibom State by phapi(op): 4:27am On Jul 31, 2014
All prospective corpers posted to Akwa ibom you are welcome to the state of uncommon transformation,I bet you will not like to leave d state after yur one year of state.

The tranquillity of the state is not to be over emphasis.

The fast growing economy is one of the best

The welcoming spirit of the citizens here is overwhelming

The food we got is the best as compared to oda continental dishes

The pursit for education in d state is simply not equivocal with oda state of the nation

The standard of living here is equal to none in the whole of the south states

The political stability of this my state is conducive and calm


I WILL COME ALL OF YOU TO AKS STATE
I will really want to sit wif one or two corp members as my usual yearly experience.

I love being around corp members from Western Nigeria,cuz I was born and breed in Ogun State......I luv you all corp members

Am currently a yr2 Hist and intl reltn student of uni of uyo here in Akwa ibom
You can reach me on accommodation arrangements pin:28EEE38D.....0818237147 whatsup & calls

We offer accommodation services to corps members posted to Uyo kindly contact our services Victor and co

God bless Akwa Ibom
God bless Nigeria
God bless NariaLand
God keep NYSC for us all
Once again you r welcome to AkWA ibom
NYSCRe: Akwa Ibom Batch B 2014 Let's Meet Here by phapi(m): 4:22am On Jul 31, 2014
All prospective corpers posted to Akwa ibom you are welcome to the state of uncommon transformation,I bet you will not like d state after yur one year of state.

The tranquillity of the state is not to be over emphasis.

The fast growing economy is one of the best

The welcoming spirit of the citizens here is overwhelming

The food we got is the best as compared to oda continental dishes

The pursit for education in d state is simply not equivocal with oda state of the nation

The standard of living here is equal to none in the whole of the south states

The political stability of this my state is conducive and calm


I WILL COME ALL OF YOU TO AKS STATE
I will really want to sit wif one or two corp members as my usual yearly experience.

I love being around corp members from Western Nigeria,cuz I was born and breed in Ogun State......I luv you all corp members

Am currently a yr2 Hist and intl reltn student of uni of uyo here in Akwa ibom
You can reach me on accommodation arrangements pin:28EEE38D.....0818237147 whatsup & calls

God bless Akwa Ibom
God bless Nigeria
God bless NariaLand
God keep NYSC for us all
Once again you r welcome to AkWA ibom
PoliticsRe: APC Quotes From 2002 Till Date by phapi(op): 4:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
OseghaleEbosele: Dear Nigerians, please be informed that not all of these statements are exactly correct, the following numbers 4, 11, 13, 17, 19, 21 & 22 are what I can confirm for now.
22--- in 2015, God willing something will happen; they either conduct a free and fair election or they go the disgraceful way. If what happened in 2011 happens again, by the grace of God the "dog and the baboon will be soaked in blood". He spoke figuratively meaning there's going to be a fierce battle.
21--- it was Dr Lawal Kaita (former governor of Kaduna) and Mallam Adamu Ciroma (former CBN governor & Minister of Finance, from Borno & Chairman Northern Political Leaders Forum) that said it, they are both chieftains of the PDP
19--- "those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable", during PDP's primary election
17--- in 2007 he said Buhari was unelectable but don't think he said anything about not being corruption free
13--- "I'm almost 50 years old, in my family not many people live up to that. FCT is designed that every Nigerian is entitled to a piece of land should they seek to own one, my wife applied for a land in 2000 after paying for the application and I allocated a land to her in 2007, and you say I allocated land to my friends and family members, when you become Minister of FCT allocate land to your enemies" El-rufai
11--- that's a pure lie, Muhammadu Buhari never said that
4--- it was an APC man from Bauchi I think that said it, can't remember his name. It was after the registration of APC that he said it, not sure Buhari made that statement
Thumbs up for this logical counter - contribution.
I envy ur articulated criticism
PoliticsAPC Quotes From 2002 Till Date by phapi(op): 5:42am On Jul 23, 2014
1) Go and die! - Oshiomole to the widow
2] I only reduced tuition fees to N50,000, I did not
reduce school fees. That's why the students are
paying N120,000- Fayemi
3] I only congratulated my brother, Ayo Fayose, I
did not concede defeat- Fayemi
4] APC will end bokoharam within 100 days in
office- Buhari
5] IBB is nigeria's biggest problem - Tinubu (2004)
6] We need IBB's wisdom to move our nation
forward - Tinubu (2013)
7] If you pay N25,000 as school fees, you will get
N25,000 worth of knowledge. But if you pay
N350,000 as school fees, you will ge N350,000
worth of knowledge- Raji Fashola
8] You can't expect me to run for 2nd term
because it is only a failed student that repeats a
class- Raji Fashola
9] Abuja is not for poor people -Nasir El-Rufai
2006.
10] Take charms, guns and cutlasses to polling
units- Aregbesola
11] If I lose the election, Nigeria will be soak in
blood- Buhari
12] I only got N5bn contract from CBN governor-
El rufai1
3] If I don't allocate FCT lands to my friends will I
allocate it to my enemies." - Nasir el Rufia to the
Senate Committee 2009
14] If your monthly salary is below N100 000,
leave Abuja because u don't deserve to be
there".- Mallam Nasir El-rufai, FCT Minister -
Addressing low Income Nigerians living in Abuja
in 2004
15] I open this university for the poor and the
school fees is N800,000.00- Atiku abubakar
16] Tinubu is a regional leader - El rufai
17] Buhari is unelectable and not corruption free -
El rufai, (2011)
18] Rig election and be roasted - Tinubu (2014).
19] He who make peaceful resolution impossible
makes violent resolution inevitable. - Atiku
Abubakar
20] Fashola should sack all striking workers -
Tinubu
21] I'll make d country ungovernable if I lose the
election- Buhari
22] If wat happens in 2011 hapens in 2015, d "dog
and d baboons will be soaked in blood" - Buhari.
PoliticsI Come From A Country by phapi(op): 5:00pm On Jul 12, 2014
*I come from a country that wages war against its
poor people instead of poverty...
*I come from a country where our failures is still
being blamed on our colonial masters...
*I come from a country where greed and
dishonesty is celebrated as smartness...
*I come from a country where truth is relative
and based on our tribal, political, religious and
ethnic affiliations...
*I come from a coutry where citizens/youths
camouflage as 'activists' to climb 'up there' only
to be worse than those before them...
*I come from a country where past and present
challenges are shifted to the unborn generation
unattended to...
*I come from a country where the youths blame
their frustration and that of their country on
someone else's parent instead of theirs and
themselves...
*I come from a country that sees politicians as
saints when they belong to a particular political
party and as devils when they belong. to.another.and vice versa...
*I come from a country where security is only for
the 'haves'...
*I come from a country where old citizens who
have less than a decade to live congregate to
discuss the future of the country they had 'raped'
while in their productive years...
*I come from a country that politics has become
they ready-made job of a young professional
after graduation...
*I come from a country where its citizens cannot
change light bulbs in their homes only waiting for
government to do it for them...
*I come from a country where the girlchild is a
commodity for sale...
*I come from a country where if a newspaper
does not a carry a headline about the next
election, it is not worth buying...
*I come from a country where five (5) years
training from their university is deemed
inadequate for employment...
*I come from a country where politics has
beclouded our sense of reasoning and
judgement...
*I come from a country where citizens and
leaders alike believe stealing is not corruption...
*I come from a country where corrupt politicians
become saints preaching 'service to humanity'
only when they are out of office...
*I come from a country where whatever goes
wrong inside bedrooms with legal couples is
blamed on the government...
*I come from a country where i'll-trained foreign
technicians are celebrated as more professional
than homegrown graduates...
*I come from a country where youths believe
greener pastures lay elsewhere outside their
country...
*I come from a country where corrupt public
officials become saints after leaving office,
preaching and delivering 'good governance'
lectures to whoever cares to listen...
*I come from a country where fathers who were
immediately employed after leaving school are
now asking their children to be 'self-employed'
because they failed to plan for their future...
*I come from a country where the law allows
corrupt public officers to negotiate and return a
portion of whatsoever they stole because it is not
corruption...
*I come from a country where foreigners are
accorded more rights and privileges than its
citizens...
*I come from a country whose people have lost
their identity as africans...
*I come from a country that freedom of speech is
guaranteed, but freedom after speech is luxury
you can't afford...
*I come from a country that some youths
privileged to read this will simply 'LOL' over it.

I COME FROM NIGERIA.
PoliticsGEJ Is The Most Credible President Nigeria Has Ever Had,read This by phapi(op): 11:49am On Jan 07, 2014
The NSA in-charge of security in the whole country. is Fuiani from Sokoto state.
The SGF is Ibo from Ebonyi State
The Principal Secretary to the President is Fulani
from Adamawa
The Commander, Brigade of guards is from Cross
River
The ADC to the President is from Kogi
His Speech writer is from Edo State, while the
Senior Special Adviser on Media is Yoruba from
Ogun Stat
Chief of Staff to the President – Edo State
Principal Secretary to President is Fulani
The Comptroller-General of the Nigeria Custom
Service is Fulani from Katsina
The Chief of Air Staff is an Ibo from Delta State;
The Chief of Naval Staff is from Kwara
The Chief of Defence Staff is from North
The Chief of Army Staff is Ibo from Abia
The Inspector-General of Police is Hausa
The Director-General of DSS is from Cross River
The Director-General of Immigration Service is
from Plateau State
The Director-General of NSCDC is Yoruba from
Ogun
The Executive Secretary of PTDF is Yoruba from
Ekiti
The Chairman of FERMA is Yoruba from Osun
while the MD is Ibo from Delta
The GMD NNPC is from Kaduna State
The Acting DG NTA is from Eco State Director-General of Inland Waterways fromtheNorth
The MD of NPA is Hausa Fulani
The CBN Governor is Hausa/Fulani from Kano
The FRSC Chairman is Ibo
The Director-General of NAFDAC is from Benue.
INEC Chairman is Hausa/Fulani from Kebbi
NDDC Chairman is Ibibio from Akwa Ibom State
Director-General National Orientation Agency is
from Nasarawa State.
The Economic Adviser to the President is Ibo.
The Chief of Protocol to Mr. President is a Yoruba man.

Even in the field of ambassadorial appointments,
there is no Ijaw man or woman holding any senior
ambassadorial appointment as underlined below:

The Ambassador of Nigeria to United States is
Yoruba.
The Nigerian Permanent Representative to United Nations is Ibo.
The Nigerian High Commissioner to United Kingdom is Hausa/Fulani.
Nigeria Ambassador to Russia Akwa Ibom. Nigeria
Ambassador to China is Hausa.
Nigeria Ambassador to Argentina, Benue. Nigeria Ambassador to France– Yoruba.
Nigeria Ambassador to Spain – Ibo.

Out of the 64 ambassadorial posting to various
Nigerian missions abroad, only three are Ijaw.
No Ijaw person is Vice-Chancellor of any of the 36
Federal Universities.
The President has 18 Advisers approved by the
Senate, only Mr, Oronto Douglas is Ijaw.
The number of Ijaws in the Federal Civil Service under Jonathan’s Administration has not increased and the number of Permanent Secretaries is only three Ijaws out of about seventy.
There are only two Ijaw Ministers out of 42. Only one Ijaw man from Rivers State owns Oil
bloc even though most of the oil comes from Ijaw
land.
No Ijaw man is an oil marketer and no Ijaw
man lifts oil. You have agreed that the amnesty
programme has not been implemented properly.
The second phase which is infrastructure
development is yet to take place.
The 45-Man Technical Committee recommendations White Paper under the Chairmanship of Comrade Ledum Mittee is yet to be released.
This is one of the few areas Ijaw people could have benefited.
Where are the Ijaws who have taken possession of President Jonathan?
Jokes EtcRe: God Is A Nigerian *see This And U Gonna Knw* by phapi(op): 1:00pm On Jan 05, 2014
Chitexs250: OP you finally made it. And I hope am safe to say grin grin you all knows it already

Make my year a good start on NL by showing me love with your likes grin grin

Happy New Year Nlanders
Yes I did it and am still expecting it to hit the FP soon
All thanks to u sir,u jst so understanding
Jokes EtcGod Is A Nigerian *see This And U Gonna Knw* by phapi(op): 7:57pm On Jan 04, 2014
ngels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t
wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!
(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven
upside down since the first time we started
admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to
me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's
doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue
I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer

Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a
crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?

Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell.
He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched
the fire in hell and installed air conditioners

NIGErIAN r GOd favourite I swear
Nairaland GeneralRe: 1986, 1997 & 2003 Calendars Are Same As That Of 2014 by phapi(op): 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2014
Chitexs250: Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners" Lmao
Bru I luv diz so much,Nigeria is jst a blessed country
Even God luv us most

Pls I hv stolen diz oo,am suree u will soon see on FP *lol*
Nairaland GeneralRe: 1986, 1997 & 2003 Calendars Are Same As That Of 2014 by phapi(op): 4:30pm On Jan 04, 2014
Abbey2sam: 4/4/2014 Friday
6/6/2014 Friday
8/8/2014 Friday
10/10/2014 Friday
12/12/2014 Friday
We are going to use calender of 1997 in 2014.
Date, Day and even Festivals are same. Who said History does not repeat ?!!
I hope that i am the first to bring this information to you ... Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014.

You open the tread before me bro, but its all good
Thanks bru u jst different from all other pipple whu has commented *bad belle*
Cuz I made FP dem ma hating
Nairaland GeneralRe: 1986, 1997 & 2003 Calendars Are Same As That Of 2014 by phapi(op): 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2014
Majikals: Mr grown up,I see how much u ve grown.. just because u re now +18 in 2014,u think everyone else should b silent about his/her own opinion?..u ve grown up but u still have a lot of maturity to do
See whu is talking of maturityhuh TODDLEr

Mind u am not what u said age wise,if care isn't taken am old enuff to feed u forever,d thread I posted never called u to cum comment if dy is hw u go about insulting thread starters here on NLAND den u jst have to put a stop to it

Wil still tell u diz *GROW UP TODDLER it 2014 and the calender gonna favour pipple wif postive mindset

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