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Sonnobax15:

Op, thanks very much for sharing this..

But guyman wey don dey destined to die untop woman pot of beans go must still die untop am no matter how many advice wey him fellow guyman give am

Secondly,I don't think it's very sensible for any guyman to keep on discussing women matter wheh he's still the struggling type....

Personally,I still dey struggle, that's why you'll hardly see me talking about bannies when I'm in the midst of my niggas..

I love you brrrruuuuuuhhhhhh

I would have tie a block to his neck, bound his legs to his feet and cast him into a river.

Incest everywhere!

A Katsina man of about 45years told me something very shocking sometimes last week. He came to seek advice from me about the best gift for his younger sister for her birthday...and we got talking!

He told me that her relatives in their village in Katsina are accusing him of sleeping with his own blood sister, and that it was the curse that caused both of them to have remained unmarried. He said that the sister is 27years and that they lost their parents very early and he singlehandedly raised the girl.

He told me how he love her sister above anything on earth. He narrated a particular an accusation of a caught-in-the act which prompted some youths in the village to nearly beat him, but he escaped and that is why he has remained in Abuja for months now.

After he was gone, his friend who escorted him to my place, returned, not for an advice but to tell me that that guy is a foolishman who sleeps with his blood-sister.

The guy comes around me quite often. I intend to lure him into confession.

This life has lost its balance!

Make una tell Seun, Lalasticlala to unbanned me on travel section na.

Cumtroller:
A 52-year-old man, Jimoh Mutaliu was on Tuesday, September 21 arrested by men of Ogun state police command for allegedly impregnating and procuring abortions for his 16 years old niece.

The names highlighted in bold are one of the major reasons this country can never move forward.

Muslim

These comments funny die!

One of my friends messed me up today so I've been so downcast. But reading theses comments eases my moment. Thanks to nairaland.

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But wait to... When is our mod gon unbanned me in travel section na? They mistakenly banned me and theyve refused to unbanned me.

Lalasticlala,

otukpoyam:
You sabi. Heart of steel, wrapped with rubber. Remember when he sacked that dss guy and replaced him with the most competent. They even had a spokesperson. Then when he was acting president. There was some sort of hope. Unit Buhari came back and reversed everything. Then the cabal began to strip him of whatever little Powers he had. My issue is the kind of people he surrounds himself with if he ever becomes president. Because the northern core of CPC are ruthless. Make dem no waste my Guy because im sure he will be paired with a stunch northerner and a member or supporter of the cabal who can easily replace Osinbajo if anything changes

Osibanjo is not ignorant of the northern style of politicking. He is serving the most cunning, heartless and evil administration in Africa. He has learned. He has been in politics since 1992 but he has maintained his MasterCraft. Trust me, that can rule U. S. A

I will cast my first vote in my whole life if and only if Osibanjo is made to contest.
I see something in Osibanjo. Something no one else is seeing but me. He is the African Xi Jin Ping. A man with the heart of steel but wrapped with rubber.

iCauseTrouble:
Who will be his next husband now?

My neighbor

Lavisha:
I go dispose my black orchid now now .


no be juju be that?

I use the White Orchid. Orchid na die! Especially if you combine it with Killer Oud spray.

JoeEeL:
Okay o... Training for Fulani herdsmen (the 4th most deadly terrorist group in the world, who are actually the disguised front men of a dark army of conquest).

Lol, funny man. Okay o mr. trainer.

If the south's chooses to live in cowardice, then let the north continue to unleash terror on them.
No monopoly of violence anywhere.

I remembered how I use to mime this guy music in Brooklyn hotel in Anifowoshe Ikeja. I bin like him then. But the last time I watched one of danceable music, I was fvcked like, whoa whoa whoa... Why would this slashed his standpoint?

Anyways, happy birthday bro

JoeEeL:
Mark my words today. They will still kill in that same Ondo state before the next 30 days.

Only idiots believe the schemes of the Foolanis. They have only reviewed their plans. Their end game is to take over the lands, subjugate and conquer.

For now they will lay low while coming up with other plans. They will keep mixing with the people, no problem.... increasing their population and inviting their kinsmen.

Then a day will come probably when there will be internal conflict, then they will exploit that opportunity for their own sake.

These people are snakes. But you keep snake inside room, put am for corner... instead of kicking it out completely.

One day na always one day.

Go and ask the Benue people. 1 million are in IDPS, that's 1 in 4 persons.

Good morning Nigerians. Oh you still want to vote? Go and vote o.

Go and sit ur hairy ass down! I said sit down!! Do you think it's easy to conquer? The decision taken by Ondo state is second to none; this the fulanis have seen. This is no longer politics.

For the fulanis to accept the training, they have accepted the template.
A lot of these young nomads hate their nomadic lifestyle. I spent plenty years with them (even though I'm from the south) and I know what I know.
If they had had this kind of opportunities Ondo state is offering, 60% of the nomads will abandon the nomadism. 60%!

Enugupikin:
Fact is that the fulanis can't go on causing people pain unchecked, an igbo adage says that a child who says his father won't sleep will also not sleep.Thats exactly the case of fulani herdsmen with the rest of Nigerians

The fulanis aren't really powerful like we think,it is just a divided south that kept fueling their pathetic nuisances. Going forward I hope the middle beltans and the south southerners don't ever tolerate them anymore .

Stop encouraging the MiddleBeltans. They only care for their stomachs. Very useless region who don't know to fight for themselves. The hausas considered them as slaves and they usually display that with their foolishness in politics and in everything.
The Middlebelt is larger and more involved in Nigeria politics but than the SE but look at them...bunch of servile followers.

Aisha Buhari, Late Abba Kyari and Tinubu's family are in charge of dollar business in this country and there's nothing Nigerians can do.

Ask "Innovate". That's the name of the company in charge of Abuja and Kano

lilvicky68:
Accompany your friend to their house na..
When you don get her number you fit pass me.. I get sweet mouth

LMAOROF
Bankroll me na.
Funny enough that my friend na baaad guy before way back in skool, but the God of Pastor Enenche arrested him.

But I'll heed to ur advice. I'll escort him and upd8 u.
Lol

lilvicky68:
Alaye be calming down na..

No mind me jare. That babe too fine. Her skin is like a mirror. I was 20 feet closer to her some weeks ago. That's to tell how far I've gone. My friend works in their house but has refused to gimme her 11digit

Ykc2:
This eneche is from Benue am right?I never hear him speak about the evil fulani bandits are committing in his state Benue,anyways I won't blame him ooh before buhari marks his church in Abuja for demolition

But that is how you identify real MoG. They are for everybody. They're apolitical. And you know that what's happening in B/S is political,

TheSexLover:
My brother if no b say I be brain n headwork without support I wonder how my life for be... Since January if not for my girl, hunger for kill me for naija. Starting up afresh Everytime..but now no capital n responsibility dey pile up
Na smal remain I for don join Yahoo plus

It not easy man... those that have uncle n aunty to call n parents that pave way for them should really appreciate God

Very well spoken.

Omicron007:



This Deborah would be a great asset in za oza room

And that's the last thing in her mind now. She's a solopreneur. Make hay bro

Aidejay:
Poor man pikin no dey gush.
Papa go strong face, pikin too seff go strong face.
So na picture dem snap like this

TarOrfeeek:
If my father had money, I will gush about him too.


But if we are not arguing about Ijebu garri today, we'll be quarreling about the crate of egg I bought last week.

Ijebu garri bayi

lilvicky68:
Who get this girl number?
I wan follow her gush too

Idiot! I know your plan. Your plan won't work.
In fakt, if I catch you near the churchgate, I'll castrate you

An Hour of the Assassin by Andrew Kaplan. I love that novel.
We need some kind of ass ass sin in this gaddamn con3

In as much as they've not introduced Terrorism as a course, I feel they're missing out.

Wait wait wait.... Perhaps there are no headslammers in that xenophobic country.

DonroxyII:
No need to mention places boss man ... that's your eff ... I like your style with her but the fvcking part and here you running mouth ...

You just chop white Soup

You're right. Thanks.

The female boss I worked with was confused about me. I made her feel as my boss but only with the office and it's premise. I gave her more loyalty than she deserves BUT she recognizes (then) the gangster in me. I dress well with expensive perfume. I eat well & she met my girlfriend once outside our work premise.
On her birthday, I bought her two (2) different bottles of wine and she know how much I earned as my salary. It was after I left the company that I confessed her feeling for me and we hooked up 3 times and I left her.

But she's hostile to other subordinates. Very hostile. Her name is Adesua

It was 2006 in Park n Shop Afprint compound Isolo Lagos. I worked for 4 months.

I have to "like" every that is directed at encouraging herders or miyetti allah to be killed.
So, if you earn a single "like", know that I am the one that "liked" your comment.

Miyetti Allah
miyetti Allah
The name sounds terroristic!

This Sleep-Joe Biden deservers some Mexican steel on his head. Nonsense.

Richy4:


I'm through with you... But I must leave u with these
<<< try and do something about your frustrated life.. see a therapist or psychiatrists.. That initial outburst without provocation was not normal... It won't be fair on someone who was genuinely seeking for advice to appear on a forum like this only for you to pour all your venom of frustration on that person..

Have a good day dear.. it's good to know you no matter how unpleasant it was...

Walai you're a basketmouth

Criticizing govt is a serious business. Just create ur own medium.

stunnert:
I swear bro, I can never marry a woman like my mum. She does so many stupid and dumb things I detest and when I try correcting her, she won't listen but say she has been alive long before I was born and she has seen more than I have ( like does that even makes sense to you). I thank God everyday for giving me a different mindset from her own. I felt so much joy and peace when I finally moved out

Men who speaks this sort of truth against their mum are rare. Inspite of the manipulation and some shit we experience from women, you may never know that one's own very mother is a resident evil.

Anyways, I'll continue to love men's attribute. Las las you'll be wiser.

I've never attended a wedding in my whole life fa!