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BOOOMNAIJA:
Wat is thus country turning into....Buhari pls call ur boys to order na.

Dreamhighnow:
This administration keep destroying our economy and yet they want private individuals to bear the burden whereas they keep looting

I won't be surprise at this sponsored bulletin cos Buhari administration might want to do something with domiciliary accounts of people

My question is it a crime to be a Nigeria? You are eating the future of generations unborn and yet the money they make you are still looking for ways to take it or freeze it. What sort of recommendation by the evil party member?

Lest not forget they once tried to take money left in private people's account left untouch for 6 months or so and also shares yet unclaimed. Where do u see this kind of evil policy anywhere in the world except in Nigeria

Anyway, Nigerians love suffering and smiling

Why do you think BMC members sold their birthright cos of 30k per month trying to defend the mannequin and result into insults at times

The question begging for answer is, how long has this APC members been planning for this evil? They have a way of doing it.

Is this how powerful evil can triumph?

Nijaghana:
Mr man, all the Arabic nations in the middle east put together cannot defeat Israel. Just ask your girlfriend ����

Bodmum:
who is deceiving this Yoruba Muslim?

I taya oo

OloshoMan:
In this part of the world, People (illiterates mostly) overrate virginity, I had sex for the first time a month before I turned 15, I could remember my classmates laughing at me and saying all sorts of nonsense that I've destroyed myself, I can't lie I regretted having sex at the time... LoL to think, this niggas were making me feel bad just because I had"sex" just "sex" lol

There was this particular nigga, that kept disturbing and bullying me with his words...this guy was a close friend and still a virgin, I noticed some things he had in him that I didn't have e.g he steals from people's lockers, he picks everything he see on the ground (money, keys that doesn't belong to him). I was like I rather be a non-virgin than be thief.

I've met people who are or claim to be virgins that I'd never swap my own life for theirs. Virginity is not everything. People can be virgins and still be terrible. Being a virgin doesn't make you better than the next guy is (illiterates full here wallahi, some even think that once you marry a Virgin it means (loyalty, respect etc)

Africans overrate virginity... To my unborn baby girl...(I'd teach you that you can be whatever you want to be even if you're not a Virgin heck you can even be the first female prime minister or leader... Infact all you need to know about sex Education, Daddy got you... to African women losing your virginity doesn't mean you've lost your dignity, lol if your virginity is your dignity bitch don't come close to me cos you don't have any value, that is some Bush man's mentality.

PS- I'm not discrediting virgins, you can be whatever, just don't shove it down my throat cos I really don't care about it heck I do better than most of y'all tbh there are more important things than that. I don't care if any woman I'm getting married to is a virgin or not. Just be good, that's all. Bye

How dare you talk to me like that? You son of a

Livelystone01:
So I went to the bank (First bank in PH) to engage in foreign exchange transactions on Monday 26th September, 2021 but on getting home, I discovered that one of the bills they gave me was an old one of 2004 which I didn't check at the bank as i was in a hurry, I only discovered when I got home.

I became worried when i discovered it because one BDC guy told me months ago that they don't collect any bill that is older than 2009. I made up my mind to try to pay it into my domiciliary account (UBA) instead, but I still had fears that they may reject it. I was restless that afternoon until I came to nairaland and saw a thread about one nairalander who had same issue and sorted it out due to a CBN memo released concerning that issue. The news gave me confidence and I just jejely donwloaded the memo asap just in case.

So today I finally went to pay in the money to my account and confidently sent them the memo as they were saying they wouldn't collect it at first. They actually did after much noise but i didn't care lol.

Special thanks to the person who made that thread, you just made my day more beautiful.

Special thanks to nairaland for creating this platform that has helped me with the right info in more ways than one, especially in the right moments.

Please mods push this to front page to help others out on this issue.

Here is the link to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/6774038/rejection-old-dollar-notes-experience

How does one search for an old thread on nairaland? I've struggled with this in times past

Tinubu will confuse other presidential aspirants with advertisement.

In fact, the type of advert Nigeria will witnes is 1 I'lls from Tinubu has never before been witness in Africa.

A time will come during his campaign that his opponents will rescind.

From tabloids to visuals to social to code

Psoul:
Why it is good to read before commenting.

Go and check. It was not narrated. I read through. I'm not like you that hardly read anything except picture is involved.

truthsayer009:
Isn't that why he hired a body guard before hand? Shey you get sense like this?

The thread didn't state where his BG defended. Twas why I say what I said.
Guy, be calming down na. Chuo!

truthsayer009:
Isn't that why he hired a body guard before hand? Shey you get sense like this?

I didn't know that a BG defended him against the attacker. Nice one

Psoul:
You are not as smart as you thought u are.
If you are, you would've known that he expected attacks and that was why he had to hire a licensed VIP Bodyguard.
It was the presence of the trained bodyguards that prevented Reno from the attacker getting to him.

I didn't read where his attacker(s) defended him.

I don't pray for any more death from Davido's ends, because nobody will believe anything anymore then. It's weir

Reno, you're not as street-smart as I think. You should have expected an attack.

Gadafii:
Ilthis is very unacceptable, I am beginning to question this type of Islam, cos I am ashamed of this evil act

I am a Muslim and I condemn this heinous Crim, subhanalilah

You're just beginning? Like seriously?

Wake up!

You mean all this while you did not realize that ALL (non-yoruba) Muslims are terrorists, evil, heartless & cruel? Muslims are the evil part of human existence. They're supposed to be completely annihilated from the face of the earth.

I love it when employees are making some difference. Great thinkers. Multichoice keep going stronger because South Africa supported them.
If it were in Nigeria....

Okkkaaayyyyy, this is how to spell pomo, kpomo, ponmo .
You must be a genius on a spelling bee

I wanted to use an ATM. As soon as I inserted the card, bam! The ATM stop singing. There was no one around to ask. I waited for plenty minutes and nothing happened. Fvck! I needed the money badly cus I had to pay someone 40k from it. When I became certain that this machine is not gon return my card, I left.

Meanwhile the card belongs to my friend and he's away from town.

I later saw d security and I narrated my ordeal, then, instructed him to alert me when the ATM attendants shows.

Next day, the bankers showed up to reload the ATM vault. I rushed down after the security alerted me. After the whole operation, the engineer told me that they don't return card. Oboy I told him what the swallowed card had caused me. He saw how angry and disappointed I looked.

He looked at me and said, you made some trouble with the other sets of police officers who escorted us down here some times ago. I don't want no drama again. Take your card.

I collected the card issue a stern warning on the ATM machine.

Some ATM machine can be nasty.

Nonexisting1:
This Governor that sabi do white elephant projects but I will still give it to him because he is one hundred times better than our supreme court Governor.

If your supreme court governor offer you a half bag of rice, you'll give him vite for 2nd tenure. Onyiara

Na laff I just d laff.

Just last month, a young man stabbed his step-mym on her butt (bum). Now, dog bite a young man on his scrotum.

Funny stuff

Hassanmaye:
Haha why do you said so, is Bank the most secured place

Yes. Bank is the most secured place be it commercial, central or reserved bank.

The first time I witnessed banks robbery in Portharcoirt....

Where is falseprophet? What did you see or what can you say to that?

I respect banks armed robbers. Because robbing a bank is the height of bravery

[quote author=spirul77 post=106105451]abeg check what I wrote again, I never compared BENUE state and EDO state, I'm comparing both governors, edo is obviously ahead of benue in both economic and human capital development indices but what about the governors ?
Name them, AA sule of nasarawa, Ortom of benue, yahaya bello of kogi, ikpeazu of Abia, all these men are far performing and doing miles better than Obaseki, It is even as if we don't even have a governor in edo state sef. [/quote

Nawa oo. I didn't know of any of any governor who's performing less than Ortom. But since you said so, I rest my case!

It's just that I was ashamed of the state when I visited the state capital.

If I was a Muslim, I'd denounce my faith. Everything about them is upside down.
Look at Prof Ishaq Muri for instance...

Maxymilliano:
Just wait and see how the evil party, APC and it's equally evil supporters will tell us the country is not yet ripe for such feat as electronic transmission of election results in 2021

Very evil and satanic indeed

Truthissupreme:
Craze dey worry una, why not go to your desert naval headquarters and start apprehending Terrorists and stolen zamfara gold


Once e reach oil una prick go rise to share loot with EFCC

I d teh you.

The way Hausa Fulani are telescoping the south's ehn, hotels (yahoo yahoo), vigilante (kidnap), waterboys (pirate). Haba!

spirul77:
wahala, so if you write such a long epistle about Ortom what do you want we from edo state to write ? A textbook? I have been to mkd twice while I was in nasarawa this year, believe me baba, Ortom is a workaholic compared to Obaseki, at least you have a governor that speaks and people know they have a governor, here in edo state our governor is just like any everyday citizen, no talk, no work, nothing nothing, I just imagine if edo state was under Fulani siege like benue, even the useless governor for Don join all of us japa.

You're lying my friend. Edo state is by farrrrrrrrrr better than Benue. I pity Benue people. Funny enough they're not talking.

benuejosh:
Zero projects in Benue State. The least performing governor Benue has ever had. Even Kogi is doing better than Benue at a moment. The state can't even be compared to Nassarawa state that is just 45mins aways from the state capital. Go to lafia and see projects that are being carried out and it will amaze you. Governor Ortom is only buying properties and land up and down. Shouting Fulani herdsmen up and down. Recently, he wanted to change the narrative by saying the Fulani herdsmen are from Mali and Niger and not Nigerians. He kept insulting the President as though he had a personal issue with him all through these six years. Salaries of workers for months have not been paid. Pensioners are even the worst hit. They literally go begging to feed. He couldn't attract one single foreign investment or federal government project in the state. Ortom has disgraced us in Benue and his party PDP. The worst governor to come from Benue.

Congratulations to states whose Governors are performing even if not optimally. In Benue, we can proudly talk about wheelbarrows and our governor shouting Fulani herdsmen. THERE'S NO SINGLE PROJECT. Have you heard Ortom commissioned any single project apart from the wheelbarrows you saw online? NONE.

If Ortom is shouting herdsmen up and down, just know that he is trying to cover up his shame. We in Benue State know what he is doing and nobody takes him serious again. That's the only thing he has done. Shouting herdsmen and insulting Buhari. He is low budget Oshokomole 1. Fayose did put some infrastructure on ground despite his much noise. I was in Ekiti when he was the governor so I can attest to that.

If you see Ortom build any road to a place, just check around and you'll see that he bought a large portion of land along the road or he just bought a property and such he wants to make his property accessible.

ZERO PROJECT GOVERNOR.

PDP may be associated with failure but Wike is talking and working. Why can't Ortom just do one major project that Benue people will praise him instead of shouting herdsmen for increase in security votes so that he can pocket.

I speak on behalf of my people, the good and peaceful people of Benue State. The Food Basket of the Nation.

I don't like that Ortom for anything. His disdain for buhari is a cover-up. In Nigeria presently, if you want to be liked, just criticize buhari. Hes acting the script.
A gullible ugly idiot of a governor.

I traveled to the Air force base last month decided to check some notable places in the state capital, you won't believe that this is the governor criticizing pmb up and down.

He's the worst and least performed governor in this country.

Lucrativress:
I think we should seek information on why the Government took some decisions.
AbokiFX is as good as a felony
How can an individual determine the dollar rate of a whole Nation?
Without any economical backup
Dollars value is determined through different economical analysis,demand and supply,imports and exports..
AbokiFX owner is based Abroad and created his App or whatever it is and is individually determining what dollar is to his own benefit without any economical backup.
All BDC's refer to AbokiFX rates,why?

Under Nigeria's nose, someone was given a great power able to make or mar the Country.
Due to inflation in cost of living,demand rate has dropped by an astounding percentage,so you ask why isn't dollar bending to the rule of demand and supply?

This is because AbokiFX uses no verifiable indices to place the value on dollar,he is a tool to people's greed as his own.
If AbokiFX was patriotic, knowing the power that he has, he'll strategically reduce the value of dollar.

This is one place where our government isn't smart in,to curtail a disaster sometimes,you have to use the disaster to help rebuild the damage instead of eradicating the disaster all at once.

AbokiFX is one of Nigeria's disaster which is highly punishable, the government was meant to strike a threatening deal with him to reduce the value he puts up on dollar strategically.
Since whatever price he states on dollar goes both locally and internationally.

Now I know wassup. Thanks.

I'm very much interested. I'll private-cha@ you

ukcars:
Prices fluctuates on a weekly bases, as of this week

30 CUSTARD BUCKETS IN A BAG - N61,000

25 CUSTARD BUCKETS IN A BAG - N57,000

15 CUSTARD BUCKETS IN A BAG: N31,000

Does these prices covers for waybill too?

I don't know why some men esteemed women more than themfuckingselves.

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