₦airaland Forum

ekanx27:
I just counted APC'S number of vote scored from this result and I found out that it is 15 votes. Like 1 and 5, FIFTEEN, Yes Feeftin. That's less than the party Agent they have in Ihiala. Does that mean some of the agents voted for APGA and PDP?

You 4kin anti-APC! I just d laff.

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But all other animals struggle and most times fight b4 they can successfully have sex. Why is human's different? What's rape here? She has never asked the op for and he denied her.

To be honest, a lot of ladies like the struggle b4 sex: it's a sort of adventure for them. One girl told my friend that, a little struggle b4 sex is what turned her on.

This is not rape; it's a struggle for sex, after all everything in Nigeria is a ....

Northerners feels that government money is their entitlement.

The northerners are heartless, corrupt and lazy. I hate to associate with them.

If you're in portharcourt you'll not feel shy at all. Patronage will keep you.

If you're ashame to do it in your town, locate a higher institution and start it within the environment, then employ someone to assist you with indomie and eggs or toasted bread. You may not be able to meet demand.

I know what I'm saying.

Gid bless the rich

killmods:
Lol.. a healthy person can still maintain good erection and healthy sex life even at 90 bro

Abram and Sarai comes to mind.

It's ok.

God bless the rich

killmods:
Everything.. or u think old people don't enjoy sex, companionship, or don't deserve to be happy?

Companion... Yes!
Happiness..... Yes!!
S3x @ 72?..... I never imagined that. I do think that erectile dysfunction might have set in, especially for non-military folks

What do the want in marriage again? Is it marital bliss, companion, or s3x? Haa!

RuggedBiafran:
All of a sudden all this Osibanjo Miscreants are posting useless threads up and down trying to sell a VERY BAD MARJET....How can you people openly support a man who has NEVER DON ANYTHING TO ALLIEVIATE THE SUFFERING OF YOUTHS IN THE SOUTHWASTEEE??...IGBOs dont need anything from the useless lieing fake pastor...channel all your energy in making Osibanjo a marketable person in AFONJA LAND....let him help Desolete Afonja youths that love Agbero work and skull mining...spi!s

Hate Osibanjo all you want, but it will change nothing.

Aufbauh:
Prof Osinbajo is a leader with an expansive heart.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication according to Leonardo Da Vinci.

He rightly knows how to command things simply because he can command himself.
Persuasive but not coercive.
He understand the fact that if he can mold and master his own will servitude will be guaranteed. Things serve him who serves Truth and people seek guidance of him who is master of himself.

This is the clearest definition of Osibanjo's style of leadership. I think he learnt that from Angela Merkel of Germany.

BOOOMNAIJA:
The soludo family's turn to eat lavishly from the national cake....reason for d happiness, nothing more.

Sorry in advance to any anambran who thinks this man is coming to perform a miracle...it will all end in tears.

Anambra is not Abia. Fvcking pessimist like you

Zenithh:
Lol we watch
Na here we go dey when he marks his 100yrs in office. I pray he doesn’t disappoint his pple. Hopes are indeed high. Anambra as a state though better than her sister,Abia state,still needs massive redemption

Absolutely.
Aside from Portharcourt and Lagos, Anambra is my 3rd most loved state in Nigeria.
I want that state to truly emancipate the SE, same way Lagos emancipated the SW and Kaduna/Kano-the north.
I love Anambarians.

Three reasons why Soludo may not want to disappoint Anambra.
1. Soludo intend to contest for president in 2035. He wants to strengthen his political foundation.

2. He wants to outperform Peter Obi: so as to champion the face of modern politicking in the East.

3. As a professor, he wants to teach other governors especially the northern governors that intelligence pays.

Thank you.

illicit:
Jesus is coming for that elk

How dare you use Jesus' name in vain?

People are quick to praise medical doctors. Engineers designs all their machines.

I think Engineers deserves the credit

My friend has just returned from overseas travel, where she travelled six countries.

She told me how she was harassed in virtually all the countries she visited because she's a Nigerian. She went further to say that, at the airport, the moment your green passport is sighted, forget it. You'll be treated differently; with demands for money (bribe) because the officials believed that Nigerians prefer to bribe their way out.

I was surprised when told me that, different countries ascribes Nigeria to different crimes such as:
Ibo>>>drug
Yoruba>>>fraud
Edo>>>human trafficking
Hausas are held in high esteem especially if you're dressed in kaftan. (I took that as a cue Shaa).

As a result of these indelible criminal identities, other Africa youths uses Nigeria IP address to perpetrate evils as Nigerians thereby daunting our image the more.

Too bad.

Mercychen:
She's definitely my kind of person. So I can advise you better.

If you know you're not ready for marriage, don't even go near her. No room for playing around.

Don't say I didn't warn you. That's how we roll.

Daammnn

CandyOps:
The moment I tell a babe I like or love her the relationship begins to go south.

So my advice- just roll with the flow. Invite her over, normal. Buy sweet red wine like 4 Cousins or 4th Street to make her tipsy.

Ask her to come sit close to you. If she comes closer then it's a sign she may be interested. Hold her. Kiss her. Shift pant. And nack. After that na she go de ask you "what are we"

Osherey

bluefilm:
No Erection in Anambara.

IbileIfe:
Paedophilia was common in all tribes since the first Millenia. Girls were considered ready for marriage at puberty.
They got them married before they would lose their virginity.
My mother of blessed memory got married to my father of blessed memory when she was 15.

The world has changed.

Can you, you, I mean you. Can you give your daughter to marriage at 15? For you to be in nairaland shows that you're a bit enlightened.

An old man of 55yrs... He can equally support the family without marrying the girl. A 9yr old girl does not even grow pubic hair.... Wdf

May God punish the founder of this religion that encouraged Paedophilia and sentiments against females.
Useless religion. And they still claim that they're religion of peace.

Orishirishi something

Jokerman:
Go read apocryphal books, and study about what the fallen Angel's and their nephilim children perpetrated on earth before God had to use the deluge to wipe out humanity?, and understand that INTERSEX or TRANSGENDER etc, is not of God...

Any particular reference?

Six hundred and sixty six times (666)

Hahaha I'm joking. Grail messenger never changes

nzeobi:
Congratulations but please represent the youths very well

Ministry of what? Lol

A Muslim ruled 8 yrs, and they expect another Muslim (Tinubu) to continue. Haba!

Anyways, Osibanjo/Umahi a better option than Tinubu/Yakubu Dogara

SoftP:
Have u been to heaven before

All this motivational speakers and their ideologies

What if the Buddhist are the only true worshippers of God

Isaiah 55:8 ( My thoughts are not ur thoughts, neither My ways.....)

Kondomatic:
I am not interested in going to heaven anyways

Kissmyassbiach:
Is it common sense y’all lack? If you call yourself a Christian, you have to do white weddings. What does that have to do with traditions?

If you’re going to reject some parts of the religion, might as well reject the whole and be free.

You almost made sense but sense made u instead.
The truth is white wedding is not a religious thing. Christianity adopted and modified it to suit their flamboyance. Even rich Muslims are adopting it as well.

#SayNoToWhiteWedding#

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright......

If you like increase it to 10,000 a day

Nobody wants to be in a Nigeria prison

I understand.

Speaktruth88:
Speak for yourself. Not all of us are controlled by our body parts

You understand. What about some of us who're sapiosexual?
Even if you're as ugly as a Shrek, but as long as you're super-intelligent you're my choice anytime anyday

Mercychen:
Na so!

Dear Bride, don't be deceived. If you like look like Marilyn Monroe, men will still be men. Cheating flows naturally in their blood.

So don't fall for your father in-laws bull crap.

Who's Marilyn Monroe? Is she Tonto Fikeh's sister?