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Romance › Re: How You Could Make Up To #5000naira Daily With A Small Start Up Capital Of #1000 by Pharmtj: 5:49pm On Sep 17, 2016

Avwenaghat@gmail.com

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Literature › Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Pharmtj: 8:03pm On Jul 29, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode finale at 8pm

is already 2 mins past 8. wen u start d final season alert me.

Romance › Re: How To Prank Your Girlfriend This Valentine. (guys Only) by Pharmtj: 2:42am On Jul 21, 2016

cutieberie1:
lol...i dnt hv ur time...i nor dey ur front n besides i didnt mention or refer to u wen i commented...

lol. so you even gey bad mouth pass me self.lol. anyway the Lord is ur strenght

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Celebrities › Re: Flora And Solomon Lange Expecting Baby (babyshower Photos) by Pharmtj: 10:02am On Jul 20, 2016

TI1919:
Gospel star

Which gospel

Who made him that

Even though I am tempted to say it is not so...

How I wish God is saying the same thing

I only know one gospel star his name is [size=15pt]Jesus Christ[/size]

My opinion though.

for your mind now you done make sense shey?

Jokes Etc › Re: Donald Trump's Lookalike Spotted In Oshodi - Picture by Pharmtj: 9:57am On Jul 20, 2016

as this nonesense take waka enter FP?

Romance › Re: How To Prank Your Girlfriend This Valentine. (guys Only) by Pharmtj: 8:42am On Feb 14, 2015

cutieberie1:
tell them o...
some guys ehn..

abeg pack ur face go one corner ma see road

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan's Alleged Campaign Speech At PDP Rally In Rivers by Pharmtj: 2:47pm On Jan 23, 2015

Proxy001:
whether we laugh at her or not she is still more qualified than brew Harry!! at least she has legitimate certificates/degrees. And all those girls laughing at our Dame , tell me how many responsible relationships not to talk of husband your so called polished English has won you. indeed its synanymous with the phrase " ugly girls dey wed while the fine ones they do ashoebi".. intact, if with polished grammar all these ladies laughing at her cannot get married to a street councillor then you leave me with no choice than say "shame on you"

what is this one saying?

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Politics › Re: Principal Gets Death Threats For Releasing Buhari’s Results... by Pharmtj: 5:35am On Jan 23, 2015

Incase

Nairaland General › Police Arrest Rams For Attacking 65-Year-Old Woman In Ado-Ekiti by Pharmtj(op): 5:45am On Jan 17, 2015

Policemen in Ado-Ekiti have arrested two rams for attacking and injuring a 65-year-old woman popularly called ‘Iya Oyo.’

Narrating her ordeal, Iya Oyo said she was on her way to a commercial bank in Okesa area with her son on Monday to withdraw some money when one of the rams reportedly owned by a manager of a filling station in the area went berserk and gored her, fracturing her right thigh.

The woman who was writhing in pains at a traditional orthopaedic clinic where she was rushed to by sympathisers, said that she fell immediately after the attack and became unconscious only to find herself at the clinic where she regained consciousness.

According to her, “on the fateful day, I was going to the Union Bank with my son. We were walking on the walkway and saw the rams in front of us but not knowing what was on their mind. Immediately they sighted us coming, one of them rushed and hit me several times with its horns. Immediately, I fell but as I was struggling to get up, the second ram joined the first to attack me. Thank God that some people came and saved me from untimely death in the hands of these “mad rams.”

Residents who do not want their names in print described the rams as “too notorious and always ready to attack people at sight. “We have complained several times to the owner of the rams to tame them but to no avail. The animals are always roaming the streets and daring people,” they said.

She said the owner of the animals had gone into hiding since the attack without offering any form of assistance to her.

The director of the Tradomedical Clinic, Chief Ezekiel Ogunjemilusi, said Iya Oyo was brought to his clinic with fractures on two sides of her right leg noting that the injury will take few weeks to heal.

Though there was no official statement, a highly placed police officer at the Area command confirmed the attack.

Source: [url]http://leadership.ng/news/402394 /police-arrest-rams-attacking- 65yearold-woman[/url]

Politics › Re: Nursing Mothers Bring Their Babies To Greet Buhari In Imo (Photo) by Pharmtj: 4:12pm On Jan 10, 2015

berem:
They should be christened "APC Babies".
they will live long and reach Buhari's age and even live longer than that. That's a special blessing for them.

Sai Buhari!

best comment for the week

Romance › Re: HELP: She Stop Picking My Call Because I Did'nt Buy Her Xmas Gift by Pharmtj: 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2015

Obadiah77:
My Girlfriend is very stupidd, why would'nt she pick my calls again because i refused to buy her xmas gift. On 24th of December she called me and the following conversations occured:

Kemi: Hello swhrt

Me: Hi

Kemi:Gud morning

Me: Morning

Kemi: Hw was your nyt

Me: My nyt was bad

Kemi: how? what happened?

Me: I had a dream, a very bad nightmare.

Kemi: what happened in your dream?

Me: I saw my grandfather hawking gala on the street of lagos, he came to me and gave me some gala to eat, i told him am not interested, he said i must eat or he will kill me, the he broughtout a cutlass and started chasing me and shoutng "you must eat this gala or die", n aso i wake up..i don pray sha.

Kemi: pathetic, sorry, hope you are fine now?

Me: yeah somehow,

Kemi: So babe, what are you buying me for xmas?

Me: Xmas? but i sent you #100 card last nyt nah

Kemi: and what does that supposed to mean?

Me: You should sell the #100 card and use it to buy xmas cloth and shoe.

Kemi: **vituperating angrily** Are you alrigt at all? with #100 card

Me: You are stupiid, youare an idioot, infact you are insane, am i your father, why didnt you tell your father instead of telling me?

Kemi: you dare insult me? So you have been drinking your ogogoro again?

me: how have i insulted you now?

Kemi: don't u ever call me again in your life, and don't try to come to my house or else i will feed you to the dogs

Me: Babe but why? **drops call** hello hello.

Have been trying to call her since then, she has nt been picking my calls and just last night i saw her upload a pix of herself and a guy. am scared shes dating dat guy. am still wondering why shes been acting like dis.

Help what can i do, i will commit suicide if dis girl should date another guy

just ignore her for now

Politics › Re: How Obasanjo’s Report Indicted Buhari In 1999 by Pharmtj: 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2015

Nice one ,keep it up

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyakhilome Charges worshippers N1,000 Entry Fee To attend Church by Pharmtj: 1:22pm On Jan 05, 2015

I smell fp,i just feel it this post must hit fp bet me

Romance › Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by Pharmtj: 11:14am On Jan 05, 2015

aristocrazzy:
Ah ah! Some naija girls no get joy and they think they will be satisfied and happy after running to the next guy.

tell them for me ooooo

Politics › Re: Kano Returns 52 Beggars To Home States. by Pharmtj: 4:12pm On Jan 03, 2015

I smell fp

Politics › Re: APC Submits Kwankwaso’s Name As Candidate For Kano Central Senatorial Election by Pharmtj: 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2015

Incase

Christianity Etc › General Overseer In Police Net For Selling Unborn Baby. by Pharmtj(op): 3:05pm On Dec 28, 2014

[justify]The female General Overseer of a church, Prophetess Kanu and members of her syndicate are now in police net for attempting to buy a baby yet to be born.

Operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Anambra State Police Command apprehended Kanu and her accomplices.

Anambra State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Hassan Karma alleged that the prophetess had for long deceived people through the use of charms, while pretending to counsel individuals beset by problems.

Her world of deceit began to unravel when 22-year-old old Happiness John, whose pregnancy had reached nine months was deceitfully taken by her friend, Chioma Okonkwo, to the prophetess on September 30, 2014 for counseling.

The fake prophetess told John that she had a spiritual problem. Recalling that visit, she said: “Chioma Okonkwo and myself were friends and neighbours. Chioma took me to Prophetess Kanu for counseling and it was there that she told me that I was under spiritual attack. She prayed for me and later rubbed an egg on my body with palm oil, saying that it was a protection against enemy attack.”

Prophetess Grace was further alleged to have informed the victim that her younger brother (the prophetess’) would assist John, since no man had owned up to be responsible for the pregnancy. Based on what seemed like a good intent, the prophetess took the victim to her village at Ngboro in Abia State, where she spent weeks in the village believing that she would deliver the baby there.

Meanwhile, the suspect sent her brother, Kanu to check on the victim and promise marriage to her, despite the nine-month pregnancy. As part of the elaborate plan to deceive the victim, Kanu bought clothes for her and also gave her N5000.

With the stage set, the prophetess took John to meet a nurse and member of her child-trafficking syndicate, Ifeoma Obiora, who took medical care of John. The victim’s phone was taken away so that she would not be able to communicate with her relations.

AsSunday Sungathered from the police boss, the nurse always locked up John in the house whenever she had to go out.

But providence stepped in and the scale fell from the eyes of the victim, when the prophetess mentioned that if she delievered a baby boy, she would be paid N180,000. That was when she realized what was the real intention of the prophetess. By then, John had been taken for an ultrasound scan at New Hope Hospital Onitsha.

According to Karma, an argument ensued at the hospital and the victim demanded for her phone while the Prophetess seized her bag and alleged she must pay a debt of N65,000 allegedly owed by her being the cost of caring for her.

As this turn of events, the victim quickly called her father, Mr Ugbanu John on November 28, 2014, who promptly reported the case at the SARS office.

Acting with dispatch, Karma ordered the Commander of SARS, Mr. James Nwafor to take up the matter. This led to the arrest of the three suspects, namely, Chioma Okonkwo, Prophetess Grace Kanu and Ifeoma Obiora,on November 30, 2014 at Ugudegbe street, Owerri, Imo State, Akokwa Awada Obosi and No 24 Nwaziki street, Awada Obosi, both in Anambra State. Commenting on the incident, the father of the victim said: “My daughter left my house on September 30, 2014 and I saw her when she was leaving around 5.00am. She said she was following somebody to their church. It was Chioma who took her to their prophetess, Grace Kanu.

We didn’t see her. I thought she had run to meet her boyfriend, who impregnated her . It was on November 28, 2014 that she called me that we should come and rescue her. She told me that it was what the prophetess said when she wanted to deliver that led to the crisis. That prompted me to report the case at SARS office.” Karma said that the three suspects would soon be charged to court.[/justify]

[url]http://sunnewsonline.com /new/?p=97510[/url]

Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Pharmtj: 7:45pm On Dec 26, 2014

Them for snap pinchure fgt abt thier mission

Nairaland General › Happy Boxing Day. by Pharmtj(op): 11:31am On Dec 26, 2014

Please if by any way I've offended you from January till this moment, kindly meet me at the stadium today with your boxing glove. I want us to settle it amicably. Happy Boxing Day .

Food › Re: What's Your Worst Cooking/kitchen Chore? by Pharmtj: 7:11pm On Dec 20, 2014

MillionDollars:
My own most hated kitchen chores are: PICKING BEANS, EWEDU LEAVES, AND WASHING PLATES!!! which one do u hate most?

to wash plate na work?smh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 20th December 2014 by Pharmtj: 4:09pm On Dec 20, 2014

hadizadeezy:
3points clear!

GGMU!

can't wait to celebrate jare

wah is the meaning of GGMU?

Christianity Etc › Re: When A Born Again Christian Is Sex Starved by Pharmtj: 7:12am On Dec 20, 2014

kaima1984:
How is d sex hormone against him?for him t be contemplating abt fucking a runs girl,he is NT yet a born again#my charity comment#

my charity comment is gradually growing up...bfor you no it will over take ....i school in france...watch out

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Health › The Other Side Effects Of Drinking BEER(STAR).. by Pharmtj(op): 2:08pm On Dec 19, 2014

The season of christmas is here again and there are ways to tell if you know the true story of three wise men that came to see JESUS!!!
My question goes like this : where was Gulder,herp, fanta,coke,heineken,etc, when STAR led the THREE wise men to see Jesus Christ?
Drop your answers below.....

Education › Re: 5 Types Of Students You Meet In A Class When You Go For Night Reading by Pharmtj(op): 10:30pm On Dec 18, 2014

Thewhizzkid1:
Dm nor reach ten?

add yours

Education › Re: 5 Types Of Students You Meet In A Class When You Go For Night Reading by Pharmtj(op): 9:19pm On Dec 16, 2014

edozie04:
The space bookers like we have on NL

hahahahaha,thats true especially the ladies,nor be say dem wan read ooo,dem go just class drop thier book for seat,waka comot

Education › 5 Types Of Students You Meet In A Class When You Go For Night Reading by Pharmtj(op): 9:13pm On Dec 16, 2014

1. The prayer warriors: These set of students always pray at mid night,disturbing those reading.Their meeting point is the football field.
2. The noise makers: These set of students, wont just allow you to read. Thier main aim is to distract those that are reading.at mid night,when others have slept, you will see them reading.
3. The lover boy:You already know what to expect from this set of student. Thier main aim of coming to class to read at night is to look for a girl to woo,they always try as much as possible to sit close to a girl,to increase thier chances of getting the girl.
4. The serious student: These type of students are the ones you see,reading all through the night. Their aim is to make first class and have a good grade.
5. The phone charger: he/she comes to night class just to look for space to charge his/her phone.
Add yours

Education › The Untold Story Of Nigerian Graduates by Pharmtj(op): 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2014

Nigerian graduates are unemployable is the popular saying in corporate world in Nigeria. I kept silent each time I heard someone saying such thing, not because I totally agree with the saying or absolutely disagree. I have my reasons for my silent, because I don’t want to excuse for the incompetence of these graduate but there are some issues that are not being address that contributed to this degradation in standard of education in Nigeria. My point is that the society is committing the error of fallacy of hasty conclusion. They based their conclusion on little or no fact. I will address the issue according without giving excuse for the failure of these graduates but will also point out the other side of the coin that is causing this menace which the society had refused to address.

My father told about the luxuries they enjoyed during their own time, ranging from free tuition, free books, free food, and free accommodation. Competence teachers/lecturers are at their disposal, they do their jobs with sincerity and highest level of responsibility. The classrooms are adequate and conducive for learning and accommodation is super and inhabitable for human being. Equipments are readily available and there was student loan/grant to help the under privilege and intelligent ones. Course curriculums and school calendar were followed to the later. Students were not forced to sleep with them. To crown it all, there is motivation to finish and finish well. Cars were given to graduates and best brains were sent abroad for postgraduate studies. Government did not rennet in their own duty too, they paid salary as when due and there was good intervention funds released to these institution on a regularly basis.

Coming down to present day situation, which is not palatable at all. The institutions and education in Nigeria had lost their glorious days and society based their judgement on these former glories which had eluded these institutions. Our institutions had turned to a ground where prostitutes and politicians are breed. Competency and sincerity of lecturers had highly reduced. If you listen to some lecturers, you wonder what will become of the students that pass through them at the end of the day. Majority of these lecturers are so busy because they engaged themselves with many jobs in different institutions, as a result them can’t perform the job they are paid for to do and in a way to cover for their inadequacy, they give out notes or handouts not minding if students understand it. They threaten students who refused to buy their handouts or sleep with them. Majority of them refused to finish the curriculum and they missed classes anyhow. Many of them are better called businessman or politician rather than lecturer because of what they engaged into. They called some non-academic lecturers. They go on strike with any useless excuse. I wonder is this how they were taught.

.....to be continue

Olayinka Adedokun

@Mcold

source:mcold10

Romance › Re: ''I Missed My Period'': Why Are Some Guys Surprised When They Hear That? by Pharmtj: 9:10pm On Dec 14, 2014

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

aunty vicky please tell us a story

Education › Delta State University,abraka, Gets New VC . by Pharmtj(op): 1:49am On Dec 11, 2014

Professor victor .F. peretomode has being appointed as the new vice chancellor of delta state university for a tenure of 5year 2015-2019 congrats sir and may God grant you peace and continue from where prof eric arubaye stopped.

Jokes Etc › The Other Side Effects Of Drinking BEER(STAR) by Pharmtj(op): 1:27am On Dec 11, 2014

The season of christmas is here again and there are ways to tell if you know the true story of three wise men that came to see JESUS!!!

My question goes like this :

where was Gulder,herp, fanta,coke,heineken,etc, when STAR led the THREE wise men to see Jesus Christ?

Drop your answers below.....

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