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Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Pharoh: 7:52pm On Dec 13, 2011
^^

Nah, she looks nigerian to me . . . grin, u doubting the possibility of a naija gal doing that? cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Pharoh: 7:27pm On Dec 13, 2011
lysaa:
The surprise on the guy's face is so thrilling. Maybe when its established who these really are, i'll take a cue.
Seems you are serious about this but correct me if am wrong, i think i have seen this picture somewhere before today.

Surprise ke, you should be able to decode the whole setting in that pic na . . . . u are loosing ya PH swag abi u done relocate . grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Pharoh: 7:25pm On Dec 13, 2011
@Lyssa

lol well i know you but seems you have changed a lot these days  wink, no more bullying and u are not your old self anymore. Hmm lol did i ever remember any crap about you? . . . abeg feel me oooo and by the way i one know u pass . . .  lipsrsealed  grin.

No doubt about the connections, i can pull strings and make things happen but you are not specifying where to hit and how to hit you with the info  cheesy.  Make i no give examples before you wash me with ya sharp mouth. . .  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Pharoh: 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2011
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=824402.msg9758019#msg9758019 date=1323800044]hehe. . this na desperado![/quote]Keep quiet . . . cheesy , this na the twenty-second century grin . . . u better upgrade or you won't get damsels like . . tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Pharoh: 7:10pm On Dec 13, 2011
dani1luv:
BOtH offTopIc thReaDs stayz
I have seen both thread and in my opinion and reasons i will not like to disclose here, i think one should be locked. After this off topic thread, then we can start having multiple off topic threads because right now we are having too many segregation.


I don't want a situation whereby in the long run, some people will decide not to follow one of the off topic thread, too much fighting and ganging up so let us settle that first.
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Pharoh: 7:01pm On Dec 13, 2011
Hmm cool
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Pharoh: 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2011
cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Pharoh: 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2011
Well the solution is to have multiple off-topic threads with different themes and their popularity should keep them afloat after about one month of stickiness. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Pharoh: 6:38pm On Dec 13, 2011
Lol i really doubt it but it is very funny grin, maybe Lyssa will do that for his one and only . . . . wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 7:28am On Dec 12, 2011
I pity people wey dey put their emotions into this kind of matches, make their BP no go exceed the maximum threshold oo. grin

I dey laugh in Castilla cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2011
^^^

Oh okay i nominate studio and efemena cool
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 1:01pm On Dec 11, 2011
Agybabe:
Abeg better people make we yarn. How we g☺ do A̶̲̥̅♏?
Its all jokes and that's how we role before the newbies came around so don't freak out. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2011
dani1luv:
Mr.Resource, so wot u trying to insinuate?
The writting is one the wall na, make you choose between maurice iwu or abel gwadobia. grin

Just do your work bro and don't mind them, i don't know why it is not clear to him and all this fighting for my person is getting annoying. Maybe a restart of the whole thing would be the best strategy to implement and if you need my input on the new process let me know and i will drop some ideas.
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 12:34pm On Dec 11, 2011
^^^

Mentioning condom show say, u and mikuz dey the same category as both of you still dey experience 98 years of miserable life with lack of s, exual fulfillment. grin  cheesy

Na small boys wey no get girl friend or wife know about different size of condoms as them dey carry am up and down hoping looking just for one moment of you know . . . .  wink  grin.

I empathize with you, he no easy at all, na una life savings both of you take set up this bar and it must be frustrating to see happening guys like moi picking sexy ladies from here everyday.  grin  cheesy

It must be very hard for you especially for the fact say, today na your pretty receptionist na him dey follow me go so  cheesy. You never even steal one peck from her all these years and no worry you fit[b] beg mikuz for the audio transcript of my meeting[/b] with her so una go fit use am as a gift to take quench the 98 years of miserable life as a bar operator.  grin  cheesy

Abeg next time make you seek badosky consulting agency before you set up another business venture, this has been one hell of a bad market for you ( not for big boys like moi sha).  grin  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 12:20pm On Dec 11, 2011
@Mikuz

All these wahala because of woman wey no be ya wife or girl friend self? grin
She say u dey shake like fowl inside cold water when u even try to open ya mucus infected mouth talk to her.
She dey role with confident, handsome and high class guys, so stop the jealousy and accept your fate okay. cheesy

like say ya mind no go Jericho self when u see as a sexy, pretty and intelligent woman dey beat you at your own game. grin
You better go do transplant if mr Danny go accept transgendered species like you, becuase ya campaign strategy done babaru finish. grin
Abeg comot for road make i pass abi you no hear say i be one of the election officers? cheesy

Make i see road invite pretty efemena to come make her 3 hours candidate presentation for my cabal and as for you, na 1 minute presentaton i go give and na through nairaland, no face to face meeting. grin

Insult upon injury, common campaign manager self get mouth to follow a whole me dey yarn. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 11:52am On Dec 11, 2011
@Mikuz

Imagine wetin guy abi u no dey fear again? angry
Make you go ask the isrealites wetin them see for my hand. grin

Guy you no hear say them one bring sharia law for egypt. grin
Time never reach for me to retire na so i say make spread my tentacles reach this bar. grin
Lol empty threat, na to declare wanted be the only thing you fit do when realites done even leave u behind self. cheesy


As we dey talk now, i done already place my two hands for her waist and she dey lead me go inside room self. grin
You need to imagine the andrenalin wey dey flow all over my body as she dey waka and shake her ikebe only for my eyes. grin
No worry i go try keep the audio transcript of our meeting so u go fit use am self-service ya-self to death if he go relief you from these 98 years misery of a life wey u done live for this miserable joint abi na bar and you never even suck common nip.ple for once. grin cheesy

Just in one day i done arrange private meeting from this bar. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 11:38am On Dec 11, 2011
^^

Or because you no get hole wey them fit plant one big tuber of yam? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 10:09am On Dec 11, 2011
Agybabe:
Abeg make una come make yarn
How this xmas g☺ be nah?
Oya come inside my room first so we go fit prepare the minute of the meeting before we go invite the others grin.

Hope say as i wear only boxers, the thing no make you feel? . . . . . cheesy

And to the other posters, abeg make una kiss, shake hands and hug oo, we dey enter new thread and new year. Our people say the sweeping broom get more power because the sum of its different strengths ge more value or power than the different individual strengths abeg.

Oya na who go give me kiss or hug? grin, for your info i am full blooded male specie before . . . grin
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 9:59am On Dec 11, 2011
I will give it to the one and only Hypertech Nigger  grin, so my vote goes to him and the mod should know who i dey relate to ba .  cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 9:12am On Dec 11, 2011
usbcable:
if only the team kept the needed mental strenght to play the full 90 minutes.

Only Iker showed that all through.
Some thoughts after today's match.

They had mental strength from the beginning and it would have been enhanced had ronaldo converted the chance he got from benzema. Diarra also decided to shot in front of goal instead of playing benzema through for the third goal and the equalizer lowered their moral. The second goal then disorganized them, we had a good chance to level with them with the missed ronaldo header and we paid dearly for that with their third goal.

Despite the scores or outcome, there is no big difference between madrid and barcelona. The difference is what happens in the midfield, the team defensive strategy and lastly our formation that should be changed. Lass did well today and same goes for benzema, ozil and di maria. We will only criticize lass and ozil because of what happens in the midfield. The movement up and down the field and our overall defensive ideas with forwards that do not track back.

Busquet is not that a better defensive midfielder in the real sense, he plays for a team where he has three to four other midfielders helping him to do the marking. Lass and alonso do not enjoy those priviledges, same thing for ozil as he does not have between four to six team players playing with him to control the game. We have a loose connection from midfield/defense to the attack when going forward and it is even more  loose when we are not with the ball. This is because up to four forward madrid players are hanging out with the back line of barcelona. This is due to laziness, lack of will or tiredness from counter attacking and pursuing the barca players loosely away from the middle.

Ozil really impressed me today and as for barcelona, you can see that both of their wing backs do not overlap. Abidal only goes through the middle or maybe sometimes through the wing but alves does the overlapping all the time. I think we should implement same with our left wing and abandon the right wing for now as ramos is our only asset there but he plays now in the middle. Busquets drops back for alves to overlap and still maintain the four man back defense. Alonso should drop back too so that the left-back can move forward and if everyone drops back to defend then we do not need three or two defensive midfielders. With this we can fit in kaka, ozil, di maria, ronaldo and benzema into the same starting 11. It is not only fitting them but they should play from the middle, no wing play and they should all defend from the middle when we are not with the ball.

We lost today because we did not convert our chances when our tactics and formation was working, it was really working but the problem was that we were playing from the wings. We should abandon this formation and play from the middle in a tweak-able 4-4-2 formation.  Playing from the wings stretched us a little bit, the forwards were suppose to all comeback to the midfield when we loosed the ball but you know what happens. Ronaldo is not effective from the wing, should be given a free role or come in from the middle/midfield. Barcelona does not need two or three defensive midfielders because they all track back to the middle and defend  when they loose the ball. That is clearly missing in our play, fixing the midfield will make ozil, alonso, kaka and di maria to be more effective.

No more wing play, di maria should go through the middle, marcelo and contrao should interchange between defensive midfield and leftback. They should also work on their chemistry with ozil, benzema and kaka so that we can build our strength through there ( left side ) just as barca does with alves, messi and pedro ( right side ). Arbelola should stay at right back with lass deputizing if he is not playing defensive midfield. Our defense and midfield sits back when we go forward while the attack does not track back when we are defending. This needs to change, we all move with the ball forward and come back with the ball when it is not with us. We should fix the midfield, defensive strategy and change the formation from the present 4-3-3 into a 4-4-2, 4-4-1-1, 4-5-1 or 4-2-3-1 with the left back overlapping and one of the defensive midfielders going forward but the other one drops back to maintain the four man back-line.

These are my initial  thoughts after today's match and i will give more ideas about the formation later in the week. You can reply to any of them if you have time and there no worries, loosing today's match does not translate to loosing the trophy.

Hala Madrid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 11:41pm On Dec 10, 2011
Somethings were clearly not right with today's match, hope the coach can fix things as the season goes on.

Until the next match then, the season is not over and always hala madrid. cool
Family › Re: Olden Days Vs Modern Days Marriages by Pharoh: 9:32am On Dec 10, 2011
It has to do with the difference in values then, ideologies, economic situation and rights prescribed by the society. Both dispensations has their strength and weakness, it is best to combine the best practices of both dispensation to create your own ideas.
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 12:39am On Dec 10, 2011
Page 98 shocked make una take am easy ooo because them say akamu wey hot, na patience we take dey drink am oo. grin
Computers › Re: Processor Speed Or Ram(random Access Memory): Which Determines Speed Of A Pc? by Pharoh: 4:01pm On Dec 07, 2011
Sting has already answered your question but to add to it, the type of processor do perform differently even for the same speed. There are different processors from Intel and amd, an i5 processor does not have the same performance to an i3 processor even for the same speed.

For me, i pay attention to the processor type/model, speed, ram and as sting suggested there are other things to look for depending on what you need the pc for. What is needed for gaming and heavy graphics rendering is different for what someone needs for just casually browsing on the internet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2011
usbcable:
next tomorrow we play Ajax in the last UCL game.

make Mou just play the same player that did the routing of Dinamo but he should include Alonso so that he will get some playing time.
hopefully we win and keep a clean sheet as well,

then we can fully think of how to thump those barkers.
Well for me no matter the players used, i just want them to win the game. One to shut that frank de boer who was not concerned about today's match or ajax as a club like his brother ( The disgraced honorary president of barkar) and instead was blabbing about the el classico.

Two we are on a winning streak in all competitions which would equal the earlier record set about 40 years ago. We are on 14 now, today's win will make it 15 and against barkar there is possibility of extension and who knows how many beyond that.

The team is really playing fine now, alonso and kaka should play in order to gain more match fitness and team dynamics. Lets deal with today's match before concentrating for the game coming up this weekend.

In other news pep is trying to influence the voting pattern or outcome of the ballan di or award which is not right.

If they are so many (Barca) players, it is because we have won a lot. If we had no titles, this would[b] not make sense[/b].
Politics › Re: No North, No Nigeria -gowon by Pharoh: 11:53am On Dec 06, 2011
^^

You did not understand the meaning of his statement i guess.
Politics › Re: States Begin Power Distribution In January - NERC by Pharoh: 11:41am On Dec 06, 2011
Good News.
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada by Pharoh: 6:59pm On Dec 02, 2011
Subscribing
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by Pharoh: 6:52pm On Dec 02, 2011
What a thread !
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 6:30pm On Dec 02, 2011
I fote four grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Getafe Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On Saturday 26th November 2011 by Pharoh: 12:11am On Nov 27, 2011
AjanleKoko:
After that 419 game, una suppose get mouth tongue
The Athletico keeper killed that game for his team.
Getafe even did more than we asked for self, they will surely get more fringe players on load and our strategic partnership continues. Time to say go rayo vallecano, another madrid based team doing it for the pride of the city of madrid.  cool

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