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Poll: 2011 Official NL Jokes Section Poster of the year is?Studio CFR.: 0% (0 votes)Jackpot.: 0% (0 votes) El Guapo.: 0% (0 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 7:00am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Chei jackpot de desperado i hail I've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before and now time for nomination don reach u wan come fight me, . . U even dey claim votes wey nobody caste for a faceless primary school teacher like u wHy? |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani1luv:i re-read your first post and there's nothing saying one shouldn't nominate him/herself. Other mods are saying so too that one can nominate him/herself. 2. I didnt c dat of Mr. Bones and HornyJane, can u paste the quote??i've pasted that of HornyJane. Lemme get you that of Mr Bones too. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 7:12am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Mr.Bones:dani, here's it. oya, lie down begin to apologise~ |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 7:26am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Jackpot jokes section rule says u cant nominate yourself and and and (stammers) . . U cant nominate more than one person So why u wan kill yourself? I fit dash u two out of my votes so that your total votes go fit come up small. . Habba! Seun no dey give free U.K VISA o |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Idowuogbo(f): 7:51am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Hamid O:Roftlmaoooooo oooh sweeet Jesus spot on Haruna Ishola, malu can't take d title we no go gree |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 8:01am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Apologies @ Jackpot, I counted Mr. Bones, there's a mixup sumwhre I didnt count saddler's nomination, u knw y? After he nominated you he has never visited NL again, bh i'ld be fair by adding +1 to your nominations |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 8:06am On Dec 11, 2011 |
, and av not seen that of hornyjane yet |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 8:13am On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani1luv: I dey laugh o I talk am |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 8:17am On Dec 11, 2011 |
tis not a joke. .but lotsa sense 'n it. . . . . HAPPY SUNDAY Why Women Cry , A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani, here's it. HornyJane:Dani, oya publish d result fast before you forget. See as I dey hussle make them give you best mod of the year and you're here dodging my nominations. Mtchew! Jackpot now 6 nominations. . .more coming! |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:44am On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani1luv:mod no suppose make such mis-leading statement na. Don't you know my beefers are always looking for what to quote and gossip my honorable name with? |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:50am On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani1luv: Dani, I don help you correct am since I notice say you dey get network problem for ya BB |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Agybabe(f): 9:01am On Dec 11, 2011 |
I nominate jackpot again +100 He deserves it. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by MrInfo1(m): 9:44am On Dec 11, 2011 |
[size=18pt]studio cfr[/size] [size=19pt]is [/size][size=20pt]the [/size][size=21pt]man [/size][size=22pt]this [/size][size=23pt]year [/size]:-d |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 9:59am On Dec 11, 2011 |
I will give it to the one and only Hypertech Nigger , so my vote goes to him and the mod should know who i dey relate to ba . |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Agybabe:thanks sweets as they said, behind any successful man, there's a great woman behind him you're the bestest [s]I luv you cos you fine pass Studio's galfriends[/s] |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 10:32am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Jackpot, dont play games with me, I dont like, what do you take me for?? A stupid mod who doesnt know what he's doing? Huh Mr. Jackie, why do have to claim nominations which werent urz, oh u fink am stupid dat i'ldnt check and verify? Guyz abeg help me check dz out, this was hornyjane's nomination Hot Jane: the link where she posted it is below https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-815460.0.html#msg9683139 JACKPOT, u simply edited her quote replacing elguapo's name with "both" thinking i wont check, dat was bad of ya jackpot: rubbish |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 11, 2011 |
yeah, you were the cause. You changed it from 1 nominations to 2 nominations after she's nominated. It is easy to see that she would have nominated us both. Dani, why change the rules to 2 nominations(because Efe asked you to) in the middle of a game? |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by mikuz(m): 10:53am On Dec 11, 2011 |
@dani If i tell you that im not surprised at the awkward way you have handled this whole process so far,then brand me the biggest liar you ve ever met! You are just a typical example of an Inec official who brings up baseless points to back his argument. Haba! How can you nullify saddlers' nomination. Where did he go wrong? with respect to the rules you itemized? How did he violate Nairaland electoral act of 2009? Am astonishingly astonished with how you've treated jackpot's nominations. I dont just get it. This was the same credible individual who in conjunction with id and i nominated you for the best mod award (even though you no go smell am sha). Dude deserves some preferential treatment from you jor!! Or did you see studio's vote?? Some times i wonder if Inspired_m and Jarus are not moderators like you,or seun give dem special admin tools? You think this is how clumsy they handle issues in their zones abi? Dani you fall my hand, Big time. @Jackpot as ya champaigne manager, i implore you not to worry ya head over anything. I gat the situation on Lock down! Na when the real voting process start,na when we go know who get mind to face the gbege wey go ensrue. Leave opc and election petitions matter,you know wetin rebels/protesters been do for Libya,Egypt and currently for Syria? Ehem! Na for nairaland we go do the west african version. cos This one go pass Tribunal matter,we are heading to ICC straight!! Hehe and i look at studio and i laugh in benghazi em no know why i dey laugh am. Shey em wan win best joker for year,na for here em go fear em head ,so make person go tell am say this poll na do or die affair! Make em go fortify em weaponry o! Shey na jokes section we dey. Best joker for year indeed!! |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: dani1luv: Dani, okay, see where you shifted d goal post. Must you do some people's bidding because dem be XX chromosomes? You've got to add my HornyJane's nomination cos you were the cause. I am her second nomination. Pinish Else, you cancel out those that nominated two persons~ @mikuz see me see trouble oh. Why is he doing this? Is it because say I no wear skirt? :-/ |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by mikuz(m): 11:27am On Dec 11, 2011 |
and sake say you no get bobbi, mtchewww. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 11:38am On Dec 11, 2011 |
^^ Or because you no get hole wey them fit plant one big tuber of yam? |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by mikuz(m): 11:53am On Dec 11, 2011 |
@pharoah, na jack you dey talk to like that? See where ya mind don dey go sef. We dey here dey discuss serious matter you just barge in dey talk crap! He-goat!! You want plant yam this sunday morning. *pushes pharoah outside and slams the door against his fingers* make i see ya legs here again. Nonsense. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 12:07pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
^**falls down from a coconut tree, and still laughing** |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 12:20pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
@Mikuz All these wahala because of woman wey no be ya wife or girl friend self? She say u dey shake like fowl inside cold water when u even try to open ya mucus infected mouth talk to her. She dey role with confident, handsome and high class guys, so stop the jealousy and accept your fate okay. like say ya mind no go Jericho self when u see as a sexy, pretty and intelligent woman dey beat you at your own game. You better go do transplant if mr Danny go accept transgendered species like you, becuase ya campaign strategy done babaru finish. Abeg comot for road make i pass abi you no hear say i be one of the election officers? Make i see road invite pretty efemena to come make her 3 hours candidate presentation for my cabal and as for you, na 1 minute presentaton i go give and na through nairaland, no face to face meeting. Insult upon injury, common campaign manager self get mouth to follow a whole me dey yarn. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by MrResource(m): 12:28pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
buh when i saw hornybabe's post ,it was 'both'. . .therefore she edited it. . . |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 12:38pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Pharoh: tis Hypertek Nigger bro. . THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GOD BLESS I didnt know people like me dis much my God I promise a more better Studio come 2012 by the special grace of God. Thank u my brother once again. . I'm gr8tful. Mr.Info: Thank your Mr Info. . . GOD BLESS YOU NOW AND FOREVER I'M GREATFUL |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 12:41pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Mr.Resource, so wot u trying to insinuate? |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
dani1luv: The writting is one the wall na, make you choose between maurice iwu or abel gwadobia. Just do your work bro and don't mind them, i don't know why it is not clear to him and all this fighting for my person is getting annoying. Maybe a restart of the whole thing would be the best strategy to implement and if you need my input on the new process let me know and i will drop some ideas. |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 12:52pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
@Mikuz, Wots your point exactly? @Jackpot, my question for you is why you edited her quote. @Pharoh, be specific abegi, I dunno who ya nominating, his/her name would do. @thread , I NOMINATE, JACKPOT and STUDIO |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by dani1luv: 1:01pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
@jackpot nd mikuz, ur arguement is based on why i changed the rules. Let me make dis clear I have alwayz wanted to, cos it would be so difficult to choose just one person. .i had to relax and watch to c the response of other's concerning a nomination per user, it was awkward, i gat series of yim's dat i shld make it two. . .so FYI it was a coincidence efemena_xy suggestion came almost immediately i hit the reply button, so pls dnt say "NA BECAUSE OF WOMAN NYASH I BENT THE RULES" go check out the nominations for Best Mod, its 2nomination per user, so wot ya talking about?? Pheeeew, I DO DIS ALONE, MY CO.MOD ISNT ACTIVE, he traveled, xo d whole tin is nt easy 4 me, |
Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by Pharoh: 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
^^^ Oh okay i nominate studio and efemena |
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