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donline:
watch this out

so called moderator on naraland " started collecting money from some people in computer section"

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Scam?
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[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=626930.msg7969680#msg7969680 date=1300885415]Common now people. Show some love to 190!!! [/quote][color=#E42217]

Is he a love-peddler?
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I need barbecued vulture. And roasted beans!
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Ok, but. . .
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iyatrustee:
what happened to your siggy? who are you loving forever

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She's loving me forever.
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Am outta here!
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Aha! Cat fight!
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Lola is preggers. For me!
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Goldieluks:
EXPLAIN

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Come to ma room, and I'll EXPLAIN
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Dusts ma RPG.
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Aha, frog kissing competition!
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Omolola1:
i hate co.wards

phate, u cud not even rise to a challenge
spits

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What challenge?
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Who da heck typed this piece of intelligent poo?
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No thanks! I only do front.
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Thanks Odunnu.

Lola, where's your sense of humuor?

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Ok, can we share ma bed then
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Lola, can i learn the joke with u.
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Man + Woman ***

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Who opened the gates again?
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Ok, laff small:

Fastest Thing in the World ****

There were four people who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. One was Christian, one was Catholic, one was a Buddhist and the forth was Jewish.

The company decided to fly them all in for dinner and a final interview.

Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the company told them that all were very worthy applicants, and that he wished he could hire them all, but that they only had enough money budgeted to hire one person. He told them that he would call each of them in one at a time for a final interview the next day, and that he would ask each one of them the same question. Whoever answered the question the best would be the one hired. All applicants agreed that this was fair.

The next day the first applicant, the Christian, was called in. The president posed the question, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

He thought for a moment and replied, "That would have to be a thought."

"Why do you say that?" asked the president.

"Well, a thought takes no time at all, it is in your mind in an instant, then gone again."

"Ahh, very good. Thank you," replied the president.

Next the same question was posed to the Catholic woman. "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

She paused and replied, "That would have to be a blink."

"Why?" asked the president.

"Because you don't even think about a blink, it's just a reflex. You do it in an instant."

The president thanked her, then called in the next person.

The Buddhist was asked what the fastest thing in the world was, and after hesitating for a brief moment, he replied, "I would have to say electricity.

Why?

Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately, three miles away a light will go on."

"I see, very good," replied the president.

Then, the Jewish man was called in.

He, too, was asked, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

"That's easy, " he replied, "that would have to be diarrhoea!"

Rather stunned, the president asked, "Why do you say that?"

"Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, , and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS. . . ,

(He got the job, )

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Slap urself!
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