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The one closer to my age.
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Be positive. Draw strength from within yourself and find motivation from the experience of others. Its said that whatever that doesn't kill you, makes you stronger, so don't see past disappointments as negative failure, but as positive experience to a stronger, more confident you.

Even our childhood stories taught us that to meet your Prince/Princess you must kiss a couple of frogs. So its OK to get disappointed here and there, its how you get to the one who is truly yours!
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How can one fight against the fear of being disappointed again?

This fear tends to hold back positive progress and self expression.
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What is the difference between dating someone and going out with someone?

I need candid answers to this question. Cheers!
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I guess this is good news.
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Am hungry,and i want to eat an African dish!
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Ok,what isthis about?
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[color=#E42217]Goldie i know u love me! [/color]

[color=#E42217]Dont worry about Chima, he wont know! [/color]

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Mrs.Chima, can i take you to the movies tonight? [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=625563.msg7932188#msg7932188 date=1300378968]Phate!  I kinda miss that gay arse pink font.    [/quote]

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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to no avail.

In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, "This is where your problem is".

The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark $1
Knowing where to put it $49,999

It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.

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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says to the tattoo artist, "Do you tattoo joysticks?"

The tattoo artist looks confused and says, "It's a pretty difficult thing and very painful, but if you really want one you need to justify the reason."

The man looks at the tattoo artist and says, "I want a tattoo of a One Hundred dollar bill on my penis. I have three good reasons for this, too."

The tattoo artist isn't convinced and asks the man for his reasons.

The man replies,

"First, I like to handle all of my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. Third, and most importantly, when my wife asks me for a hundred bucks to blow on shopping, I can tell her she can blow a hundred bucks right here at home!"
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might, John could not find the cough syrup.

Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.

"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained.

"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough."!!
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A young Southern peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.

The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc.

He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise." "No," she said.

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason.Tell me."

"Okay if you must know, " said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look, I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you, "

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha, my dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too, "

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
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A sales company has particular trouble selling bibles. One day, a man comes in with a job application and says "l-l-l-l'd l-l-l-l-l- like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b- b-be a b-b-b-bible salesman, s-s-s-sir." initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager is looking at the charts and realizes that the newest guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls him in to his office.

"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"

"W-w-w-w-w-well, l g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d-d l-l--l s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the b-b-b-bible, or w-w-w- w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you?"
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Eve is preggers, for me!
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Is this a riddle? Cos me dont understand!
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Ok!
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where are ma wives?
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Goldieluks:
haba,monkey,when no get money to even buy common handset.

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Thank u!

Nonsense! Close the door after u!
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what?
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