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Lies! Am better than Chima.
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Ok!
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True! I once rejected Mrschima, three years ago.
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2.5 on a scale of 5.
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A bloke is driving around in his Porsche in the English countryside. He stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says, "I've got an offer. I'll guess how many sheep you've got in this field, and if I guess right, I get to take a sheep with me. If I guess wrong, you get my car."

The shepherd thinks he's on to a sure thing and agrees.

"137" says the driver.

"Damn me, you're right," says the shepherd and dutifully hands over a sheep.

The man walks away, stuffs the sheep in his car and is about to drive away when the shepherd knocks on his window. "I've got a proposal for you." says the shepherd. "If I can guess what you do for a living, I get to take your car. If I'm wrong, you can have all my sheep."

"Done," says the driver

"You're a consultant," says the shepherd.

"Bloody hell! How did you guess?"

"Easy. You come in here uninvited, you tell me what I already know, and then you charge me for it."

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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town.

So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.

He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said.

The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, "Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Hillarious but true.
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why does Goldie love me so much?
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Hello George, hows Akunna and her oha soup?
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He needs to change his name.
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El Guapo:
^^ You don dey claim ma broda name now

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No, not that.

'i dont give a bleep for how she feels or think'
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Ok, can i have Goldie?
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Cos we can!
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why are women so selfish?
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And do i look like i give a bleep?
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Why are women such gaaddeem do-gooders?
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Goldie,this mutation is not good for your health.
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You said you are irritated by her. Thats not a good feeling in any marriage. So, dont stick with her.
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And she woul have lost a very valuable guest.
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Why are women such pests?
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Not broke!
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So, are you meeting him?
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** clicks ignore**
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Lost? I laugh in Idoma.
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Why are women such chronic gossipers?
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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=300247.msg7805998#msg7805998 date=1298737685]As you should BUT THAT WON'T CHANGE THE FACT the bride will still have the dress on doing her thing.[/quote][color=#E42217]
Yeah she would be doing her thing, and i would be doin mine(walking out). With my principles intact!
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Goldieluks:
OP and CO derailers

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Am innocent.
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