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Ermm, actually, i almost married Mzdark 2 years ago.
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Ermm, is this a fallout from a certain thread in the 'Nairaland Section'?
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www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-584507.0.html

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Why are y'all hating on Igbo girls? Huh?
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This thread is fuckin outdated!
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Dsense, is that you?
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Huh?

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^^Age does not necessarily equate maturity. Duh!
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Atreides:
Some people may be going through what OP went through/is still going through sef,for all we know.

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Yah, i know, but this topic is just too lame. And not worth resurrecting.
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=26335.msg7589534#msg7589534 date=1295821382][color=#0055bb]LMFAO! TPIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR]

*Today is resurrect old a$s threads day!  [/quote][color=#E42217]

Thats her favourite pastime. Why? Beats me!
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MrsChima, dont lie, you care about me.
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I guess if this was a Ghanian site, we would be talking about 'Ghanian Women'?
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190:
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who else has the authority to give you knock
when the need arises,

Meanwhile dude have you seen reality around these parts
I wanna look for his trouble a little [/color]

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You look for trouble? You wish.
[/color][quote author=D-sense link=topic=591258.msg7589546#msg7589546 date=1295821537]Couch wear Woman wrapper ''metaphorically'' [/quote][color=#E42217]

Ok, I gerrit.
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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=591258.msg7589464#msg7589464 date=1295820628]Phat head Typical Akposhee [/quote][color=#E42217]

Bro, am innocent.  

Btw, what da heck is the meaning of 'akposhee'?
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REALITY101:
yes, his uncle

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Ermm bro, you are right. But who is their father?
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190:
[color=deeppink]^^You don chop knock before   [/color]

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From who? You? Huh?
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What da heck? This thread is 4yrs old.
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Gumby:
ok so im studying with this girl from 630pm til 1am. at one point in time i get up from the bed and go over to my dress where i act like dont know i have a condom on my dresser by saying "oh i forgot i had this here, this minty tingle condom." she says"i don think i would ever have a minty tingle condom inside of me. its already tingly enough down there." do think she thought i was hinting for sex and do think she was rejecting me by saying she didnt want that minty tingle?

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**Kids and their lame approach.**
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Hmm.
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OP,
Beard is for men and not for boys. Duh!
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Igbo girls are the best, anytime.
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Ermm, Beyonce is a Nigerian and her shape is outta this world.
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Ermm, who is Mr cock? Is he related to 190?
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You had sex with a ghost? Big deal!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. Youwant it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it.
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Dave works hard at the plant
and spends two nights each
week bowling and plays golf
every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a
waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her; she's the
waitress from the golf club. I
always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A strippèr then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs
her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the
top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and
says, "Geez, Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."

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Not true.
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sammie one:
hello people. i just got new discovery on stages in Relationship.
1.exploration
2.discovery or inquiry
3.compatibility
4.friendship
5.romance
6. bonding
7.couplehood
8.formalization, 

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And?
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Looks gay.
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glorina:
How do i tell my christian boyfriend that i'm sexually inexperienced. I've had sex before but i didn't know how to take control of the sexual act, i mean being on top??

If he were experienced i could tell him and he would teach. But he hasn't had any sexual relationship himself.

What do i do?

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Since both of you are inexperienced, just fint a tutor.
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=590437.msg7578529#msg7578529 date=1295640372]A friend of mine has nothing good to say about women, however he is heterosexual. The thing is, the guy has this "chick" (not sure if he is telling the truth) anyway, he always complains that women are gold diggers, dishonest and what have you but he borrows money from women with no intentions of paying them back. Is he a hypocrite? How would you advise someone like him? I am worried about him and his lifestyle/love life. [/quote][color=#E42217]

A golddigging man? Big deal!
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Love in its entirety is very boring.
Imaging doing Christmas(ie tryna be a Christian) every day.
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Who is tuface?
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